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LasGidiOwner:
So?

Almost everyone watches porn. Even married couples watch it.

Na true o, I once catch my landlady watching!

stupidity:
Actually she’s just one of my numerous girlfriends. But she was making me believe she’s a saint amongs other girls and I didn’t bother sex with her. I was actually considering changing my ways because of her

She wanted money to make a new hair, pay for harvest levy and transport herself home. She came yesterday evening. We both ain’t working today so she left for her base this evening around 4pm coz she’ll be working tomorrow.

Her journey is 3 hours drive and she didn’t call when she got home to say she’s home.

I called her and she apologized and said her phone was dead, she just plugged in to the wall socket before my call came in. I said okay, how’s Mum, dad and siblings, she said they are fine, I said okay, freshen up, eat and rest. I ended the call.

Later she called back, then the environment she called from sounded different, I didn’t ask o. I lock up. As she was about to end the call, a guy called her name. The voice sounded outside the environment she called me from. She quickly ended the call.

She noticed I heard the voice that called her and she called back few minutes later. And repeated all what we discussed before. Then I asked her “babes where you Dey?

She said I’m at home, I said I know your at home, but from which part of the house did you call me from? She said inside na,

Then I listed the parts of a building to her

Sitting room
Bed room
Kitchen
Toilet

Which one you Dey?

She picked toilet.


Then I asked who called you from outside the toilet? She said her brother.

I quite know she’s doesn’t have a brother with such matured voice.

Then I asked how’s Mum, my inlaw my inlaw, she said she’s fine, I said lemme say HI to her, lol, she refused o, ah ah!!! Make I greet mummy na, she said no, that her mums angry with her for not coming home early, and they not in talking terms. Then I told her I’m gonna call Mums phone to plead on her behalf. Babes shouted nooooo!!! I asked why,

then she opened up she didn’t go to her house today, instead she branched at grandmas

I was like wow!!! Grandma? My inlaw to be, lemme say HI to her, she said grandmas outside and she’s already on bed, I was like, I missed you already, lemme call you on video to see your sweet innocent puppy face,

Babes refused video call. As I wan para,

Then she said “baby, I’m sorry, I went for a party at a hotel, and she’s spending the night there, with who? I don’t know and I didn’t ask.

I was like ahhhh, why did you make me catch youuuu(in Yoruba’s voice)? You shouldn’t have called me at all today, you for kukuma off your phone till tomorrow.

Babe has been crying since and explaining heaven and earth. Lol.

To make matters worse, her mum and dad only knows me as the guy chopping her daughter.

Girls nor Dey learn o, God forbid anything bad happens to her,

If I release my new Christmas whip now them go say I use their pikin for rituals. I had a similar experience before.

from your write up, you said you have them numerous, so I think she is following your footstep so don't get mad!

free2ryhme:
Why no venue for north aside abuja

They don't need boko haram!

sinaj:
Your name says it all

make I go check his moniker!

CastedDude:
Nasarawa State governor, Umaru Al-Makura during his inspection tour yesterday - stopped a motorcyclist a.k.a Okada man who was carrying at least pupils on his motorcycle. The governor challenged and warned the okada man not to repeat Same so as to avoid causing problem to the people's children.

The governor gave one of his cars to his aides to take the children to their house. This is indeed a good gesture.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/governor-al-makura-warns-okada-man-for-carrying-many-pupils-in-nasarawa.html

is that the only thing he can do?

ObaKlaz:
No wonder... I once went to see a lecturer-friend of mine in his office and I saw Pears Baby Oil in one of his drawers.


Makes sense now.

man must wack na!

ObaKlaz:
No wonder... I once went to see a lecturer-friend of mine in his office and I saw Pears Baby Oil in one of his drawers.


Makes sense now.

Stalwert:
Economic Hitman being rewarded for a job well done in destroying our economy.

who deceived you! She was the best economic minister Nigeria have ever produce!

GoggleB:
There was a particular news circulating some weeks ago about a candidate that scored zero and was admitted to accounting department on merit. This made UNILAG withdraw her merit list and look into the matter. It has now been revealed 125 Candidates upgraded their postutme scores.
These students might not be able to gain admission into Unilag again.

is even better exposing them now than ignoring them until their graduation!

Nice one!

CastedDude:
A Nigerian lady (mszeelawal) -has taken to her social media page to gush about her man after her recent engagement to him. The UK based lady who accepted the marriage proposal of her partner after many years of dating wrote;

Usually I post selfies with a cute caption and keep it moving but this post requires more finesse! Please excuse my outburst of love and admiration. •On the 18th November 2017 the most incredible man I have ever met decided to bag himself a ‘good thing’ and I said yes! •

The man of my prayers! You are my greatest blessing babe and I’m so happy you found your way out of the friend zone lol. I have never met a more patient, kind and SELFLESS man in my 25 years of life and I thoroughly look forward to doing life with you. You challenge, encourage and protect me. You make me feel safe. I do not take your unwavering love for granted I love you so much! I vow to grow, adapt and continuously learn with you.

I pray I can make you as happy as you make me.It’s so humbling to see how far we have come with the help of Christ and even though we’ve faced moments that seemed like the end, he has been the glue that held us together.

Abba Father I am so grateful. •Now let’s plan one spectacular wedding to start off one spectacular MARRIAGE..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/nigerian-man-proposes-longtime-girlfriend-london-photos.html

Okwuy09:
The Nigerian government has respond to the maltreatment of there citizen in Libya. The late hours of Tuesday 29th November, it was reported that 242 Nigerians has successfully landed to Nigeria airport from Libya.

242 Nigerians returned from Libya this evening. The aircraft touched down at around 9.10 pm. Registration & profiling is ongoing by relevant agencies.


https://www.mavelworld.com/242-nigerians-rescued-successfully-from-libya-photos/

there is no place like home no matter what!

EnigmaticEnigma:
Compare the arm sizes of both pics and tell me you don't see a huge difference.

What i am trying to wrap my head around though, is who did the photoshop and what they stand to gain

There is nothing like Photoshop here! You are just trying to confuse us!

kendrace:
Sure respect is reciprocal but guys are so quick to insult girls. Been on nl for about a week now and I've seen hell.. at times guys here just pick on me for nothing. It's rude

sorry dear!

DeadRat:
This Is One Of The Worse Mistakes Ever... I Am Sure People Already Downloaded It... This News Has Not Hit Google.. Nairaland Is First To Post This... Hope I'm Not Smellin Divorce Already.

He Should Take Down The Picture

the damage has already been done, even if he deleted it!

Dyoungstar:
Banky W exposes Adesua's unclothedness as he takes a snap in their hotel room in South Africa.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcCFxaohoPl/?hl=en

heavy breeze Don blow fowl nyash Don open, nice ass I must say!

npowerng:
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meaning what?

vickvan:
This smartphone should be your top consideration. It is one of the best budget device you can get at that range. The iTel S31 “snap” has a 5.5 inch display with 1GB RAM , 16GB internal storage , 5MP camera and 2400mAh battery. Goodluck.
Please check my signature.

Go and look for job! Ole.

25, chating inside the church when service is going on!

IbnIbrahim:
There is no doubt that life without phones would be difficult.

We need them for daily purposes including socializing, making and receiving important calls, staying in touch, and the like.

However, some people know and understand that excessive usage of phones is not good for health.

In fact, it could lead to numerous health and social disorders including brain cancer.

Nonetheless, it is easy for people to get addicted to their phones, especially because smartphones these days have so much to offer.

Here are 25 signs that show that you might be addicted to your phone:

1. You have your phone in your hand 24/7


Chances are that if you are completely addicted to your phone, you will always keep your phone in your hand or somewhere close to you.

People who are addicted will always, or in most of the instances, be seen with their phones, either chatting away, being on call or using some random app or the other.

It is difficult for such people to part with their phones for a long time for they can have a panic attack even if they feel for a second that they have lost their phone.

2. Not a day goes by that you are without your phone

People who are addicted to their phones will not be able to live without it even for a day.

If by mistake, they ever leave their phones at home and realize midway that they did, then they will make it a point to go back home and fetch it.

These people need to have their phones with them constantly, without which they feel incomplete.

3. Your phone battery does not even last a day


You will know that you are addicted if you always find yourself charging your phone multiple times in a day.

While smartphones are heavily equipped with a lot of apps and other entertainment sources, they consume a lot of battery, especially if used continuously. Data transfers used by most entertainment and social apps tend to drain the battery extremely fast.

4. When you are running out of battery, you run for your charger

Do you find yourself running after your charger instantly as soon as you get that low battery notification every time?

If so, then you might be addicted to your phone.

Some people are so obsessed with their phones that they will use it constantly until their battery is running out and then immediately run for the charger to charge it before their phone dies on them.

In some of the cases, they will sit right next to where their phone is charging so that they can use it as it charges.

5. You worry about losing your cell phone

Cell phone addicts are constantly worried about losing their phones, and they will most likely have a panic attack if they lose their phones even for as little as one second.

Being constantly worried about losing your phone is certainly not a healthy behaviour, and hence indicates clear signs of addiction.

6. You take your phone to the bathroom

If you are addicted to your phone, then chances are that you would take it everywhere with you, even to the bathroom.

If a person starts taking his/her phone to the bathroom, then he/she will normally take longer than usual to come out, since he/she will become all too consumed with the phone inside.

7. You are on your phone in social settings

Social settings and occasions are meant to be enjoyed, and the purpose of these settings is to talk to the people all around you instead of being on your phone.

However, most of the times, the people at social gatherings are glued to their phones.

If you are on your phone more often at these social gatherings, then chances are that you are addicted to your phone.

8. You check your phone constantly, in most cases without any reason

People who are addicted to their phones will check them constantly without any reason.

They just feel the need to be on their phones, even though they are not expecting an important message or phone call.

In some cases, people even feel phantom vibrations of their phones.

9. The first thing you do after getting up in the morning, and the last thing you do before going to sleep at night, check your phone

Do you find yourself checking your phone as soon as you wake up in the morning and as soon as you are about to fall asleep at night?

If so, then you might just be heavily addicted to your phone.

Keeping your phone close to or right next to you while you sleep can cause serious disruptions to your sleeping patterns.

Therefore, this behavior is not healthy.

10. Even while getting ready to sleep you feel the need to check your phone

Addicted people want to check their phones all the time, even while they are preparing to go to sleep.

They will then be in their beds and using their phones until they fall asleep, either going through random apps or talking to someone.

11. Vacation time is more like an extended phone time for you

Most people would spoil their whole vacation by being on their phones instead of spending quality time there and enjoying the different place that they are at.

There is no point of a vacation if you remain on your phone constantly there as well.

You might as well then just stay at your home and use your phone there, at least that would save you from wasting any money.

12. You obsessively check for emails, texts, and missed calls

People who are addicted to their phones will become obsessive about missed calls, texts, and emails.

They will check their phones even while engrossed in other work or during important meetings.

13. You start feeling your phone vibrate just to find out later that it was a false alarm

Such false alarms are known as phantom vibrations where a person might assume their phone to have vibrated just to find out later that it was a false alarm.

People start experiencing phantom vibrations particularly when they have become obsessively addicted to their phones.

14. You carry it in your hand instead of your bag or pocket

If you are addicted to your phone, then chances are that you will be carrying it in your hand instead of your pocket or bag in most of the cases.

Keeping your phone in your hand constantly can also lead to addiction since then you have better access to it and you will be turning the screen on and off without any reason.

15. You turn to your phone whenever things get awkward

Do you find yourself relying on your phone a little too often whenever things get awkward?

If your answer is yes, then you are probably addicted to your phone.

Sure, the phone can be your saviour every once in a while, but if you find yourself relying on it a little too often, then you might just have a problem.

16. You HAVE to reply to messages even while you are getting a massage and trying to de-stress

Most people would be using their phone even when they are at a spa and trying to de-stress and melt away their worries for the day.

People get a massage for relaxation purposes, and phones are one of the primary stress causing machines.

Therefore, in order to unwind properly, it is essential that the phones are kept as far away as possible during the process.

17. You are currently reading this article on your phone


If you are a phone addict, then chances are that you are reading this article on your phone.

Most people who are phone addicts would browse the web and do all their online related tasks on their phones instead of using their laptops or desktops.

18. Dressing up for an important occasion can wait, but your phone can’t

Phone addicts would normally be on their phones until the last minute, even if they have to dress up for an important occasion.

Their phones are extremely important to them and they would be on it all the time.

Once they are completely satisfied with the amount of time they have spent on their phones, only then will they get off their couch or bed to get ready for their special occasion.

19. You’re on your phone even while watching TV or eating food


Phone addicts will most likely be on their phones while they are watching TV or eating food.

This also means that they will be more focused on their phones as opposed to being focused on the aspect at hand, i.e. food or TV.

For them, consuming food or watching TV is a secondary activity to using their phones.

20. You procrastinate on important work with your phone

If you are a phone addict, then you would probably procrastinate on all your important work with your phone.

Smartphones can be very addictive, and people would normally be on them no matter how important their other tasks would be.

Even while performing other tasks, phone addicts would need to use their phones in the middle of their work.

21. You have a panic attack if you leave your phone at home


Being a phone addict means that you have to have your phone with you at all times.

When addicts leave their phones at home by mistake, they might have a panic attack the moment they realize it.

In most of the cases, addicts will make sure that they have their phone with them before they leave their home.



22. For you, your phone is one of the most important experiences that you treasure


If you are a phone addict, then you would most likely crave being on the phone a little too much.

Your phone will thus be one of the most important experiences for you, and you will most likely treasure those experiences.

It is also likely that you will treasure these experiences more than the actual events that are happening around you.

23. You get lost on your phone without realizing how much time you have wasted


Phone addicts would most likely get lost in their phones all the time without even realizing that they have wasting so much time on it.

Once they are on it, it is hard for them to get off it, and in some cases, they might even have to force themselves to get off it.

24. You will be caught using your phone during exams or an important meeting


If you are a phone addict, then chances are that you will be caught using your phone while you are sitting through an exam or attending an important meeting.

Exams and meetings are not places where phones should be used as you could get into a lot of trouble for it.

However, addicts just cannot seem to help themselves and they will use it whenever they get their hands on it.

Phone addicts usually show most, if not all, of these signs that are stated above.

Source: http://www.hotproforum.com/topic742.html

dayo2me:
Let them go nack 'emselves, let adesua enjoy her first penetration tonight.

as if they never nack before!

NwaAmaikpe:



Is this money so hard to make genuinely that people compromise morals and standards just to be rich?

Maybe I was wired differently, but being wealthy is amongst the easiest things to achieve legitimately.


With that said,
A big thank you to Justice Oyefeso for serving justice cold.

DISCLAIMER
NwaAmaikpe is not related to Akpaikpe.

nwaAmaikpe were are you from? It seems we are brothers!

ubongoton:
Nko nton ke ado

owo mi abadie!

Teeboi56:
Who told u there re Muslim
Don't say Wat u don't know

, you have started denying your people!

Divadoro4:
The dancer who went viral this for lighting her crotch on fire says her pussy is -OK!
Fire Gyal Flexi -- a competitor in a Dancehall contest -- tells us the incendiary moment was accidental. Her plan was to put rubbing alcohol on her crotch, which she would lite and then immediately smother the flames.

Problem was ... she applied way too much alcohol, and she became a human torch.
Flexi is a little lighter Wednesday -- literally and figuratively -- she suffered 1st degree burns and lost layers of skin, but pressed on and won the dance competition, scoring a trophy and $500 prize.
See more photos and video

thank God your pus*y survive!

KehnnyCares:
Funke Akindele Delivers Her Babies Secretly In London, Miscarriage Rumour Made Up To Confuse Enemies – Insiders

Funke Akindele Bello Gives Birth To ‘Twins’ In London Secretly 3 Months Ago.. Jenifa Now A Nursing Mother – Family Source

After countless confusion from insiders and frenemies posing as insiders to sadden fans of Nollywood actress Funke Akindele, it has now been confirmed that the actress has indeed put to bed.

Though the details of her birth is still sketchy, a source wrote NG yesterday that the actress has successfully delivered her babies in London.

The source who didn’t specify how many babies the comic star delivered also refused to confirm with us the exact time she delivered the bundle of joy (s).

Here is what the source wrote in an email:

“Please I want to clear the air on the rumour you people are spreading. My aunt didn’t miscarry, she delivered her babies successfully, please rejoice with her”.
Immediately we received the alert, we replied the source asking for details and evidence but the source is yet to respond to our inquiry as the the time of this report.

A school of thought is of the opinion that the actress or people close to her might have framed up the miscarriage rumour to further confuse the prophet who said the actress will never have her own child.

Her pregnancy became apparent on the 5th of January 2017 during her housewarming party. See the photo belowinside funke akindele mansion

The viral photos of Jenifa at Glo concert in August was taken after the birth of her baby(ies) so she wasn’t pregnant in the photos below…

All we are seeing here is pure baby fat.

Also the photos taken on her birthday (August 24, 2017) was taken after she gave birth…

With all of the above in mind, it seems Funke Akindele must have delivered her baby in Early August.



So if she delivered her babies in Early August, she must have been strong enough to return to work.

This explains why she just embarked on a new project with her team.

Check out her latest photos below…





We will keep this report as it is until Funke Akindele is bold enough confirm or deny she is a mother.

if is true, that means it wasn't pregnancy in the first place, she pump her tummy, and later adopt those babies!

Priscy01:
According to mirror.co.uk Mexican nurse, Yazmin Dominguez, had just said her vows when she was alerted to an urgent medical problem with one of her patients, Daily Mirror reports.

She made her excuses to her new husband and guests and rushed to the patient’s bedside. Mrs Dominguez was pictured still in her wedding dress, giving her patient an injection.

Unfazed by the medical emergency, she then returned to celebrate with friends and family on a ranch in the town of Paraiso, Tabasco.

http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/nurse-leaves-her-own-wedding-to-tend-to.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

God bless her! But these cannot happen in Nigeria! Naija nurse's are something else!

PRINCEVICKEY:
THE WOMAN REMINDS ME OF THAT MOVIE DEN .... MOST WANTED ........

and highway to the grave!

idope247:
My neighbor's daughter sent this to me yesterday..... She walked up to me and said she want to transfer music from my phone and i gave her my phone.... Lo and behold after She returned my phone i noticed some new pics on my phone... My People i shock ooo

you see your life! You don't even know how to lie!

Ayblaize:
I'd recall me using almost 3hours from Sango to Abk some months ago. But I have ogas, especially lagosians ,tell us your experience.

3hrs at Niger bridge between ontisha and asaba!

dastranger:
Why are some Christians obsessed with the religion of Islam

Live your life and let them live theirs

it is because Muslims are terrorist that is why!

qualityGod:
Rip to the dead

who told you somebody died!

Mabelosifo:
150 broilers for sale at wholesale prices. Contact 07033397998

add location too! Not only phone number!

CastedDude:
Congratulations are in order for Imo based rapper and songwriter, Peculiar Rhema Okwuchi Temple popularly known as Legacy Peculiar, tied the knot in style with his heartthrob. The 22-year-old man from Umuahia, Abia state - wedded his beautiful bride identified as Peace Victoria Akpan, traditionally on Sunday, November 19, at her hometown in Akwa Ibom State.

The couple are set to hold their church wedding on the 9th of December 2017

Congrats to them once more....

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/imo-based-22-year-old-singer-weds-beautiful-bride-traditionally-akwa-ibom-photos.html

local rapper!