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Nairaland / General / Re: I Got Blocked For Not Writing Letter Of Happiness On MMM Nigeria by ikescope: 4:53am On Nov 22, 2016
Pls am facing same issue....i don't know if I av been blocked or not..cos I can see my withdrawable amount but can't 'GH'
Education / Re: Webometrics Transparent Ranking Of Universities 2016: UNN Tops In Nigeria by ikescope: 11:24am On Jul 23, 2016
marvelife:

waoo great lioness how's your day going ?
I graduated in the best faculty , social science
wha abt you


We are roaring and soaring bro...I rep the high voltage community! (physics/Astro)..faculty of physical sciences.

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Education / Re: Webometrics Transparent Ranking Of Universities 2016: UNN Tops In Nigeria by ikescope: 11:22am On Jul 23, 2016
I REP the only University of Nigeria....(UNN)


That's wasup!!....who no go no know!

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Nairaland / General / PAINT MENTAL PICTURES OF MOMENTS LIKE THIS IN UNN (only true lions/lioness) by ikescope: 9:13am On Jun 15, 2016
1. The awkwardness of the response after you when you first heard “GREAT LIONS AND LIONESSES!”:


“ROAR!”


2. The way u look like a fool when u remember how u spent almost all ur money @ chitis in ur 100L because u never knew some hidden bukas around d campus...*shakes head*



3. When you wake up and the first thing that comes to your mind is going to chow at Santa Villa...'with or without'..one thing is sure!...Simons Santa would suppress ur hunger @ Santa villa.


4. Your smile on ur face, whenever you hear “OKPA DI OKU”.


YES LORD!

5. The swift way ur phone network disappears as soon as you step into Abuja building.....like u are in a cave.


It will just vanish

6. This annoying struggle @ d water reservoir beside Mbanefo Hall..oh lawd!!


The worst!

7. When you tell a babe..especially a good girl you stay at Odenigwe or Hilltop...you automatically seen as either a player, cultist or generally a badt guy!


Bye, sir!

8. How lawn tennis court looks like a crusade ground when exams are close:


Oshey, prayer warriors.

9. The sympathy on ur face when someone tells you they are studying Statistics.


Good luck oh!

10. Whenever a girl hears a hello sound or sees Akionu approaching them....they just run faster than legs can carry them.


Just run.

11. Imagine d look on ur face when you go to NSLT for night class and you see people forming love.


Better read your book.

12. UNN girls and their pee bucket are like buhari and foreign trips.


Inseparable.

13. The disdain look on ur face when UNN security will be doing oversabi like they are FBI.


Chill, abeg.

14. The hot single tear that drops down ur chic when staff kids come and spoil your show with their parent’s cars:...using home advantage


Carry your 504 and be going, biko..

15. When you go to CEC to chill and you see frat boys holding meeting and u are like...is it everyday!!!?


ALL THE TIME!

16. The queue @ Mama Ebuka’s yam beans:oh lawd!!!


Saving lives since forever.


17. After every every still turns up at Grace Manor on Friday.


The best!

So, what UNN memories do you have? Share them
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Steps Out In Style by ikescope: 9:00pm On Apr 19, 2016
damseyl:
When this lady go marry sef


....And pls when would u mind ur own fucking business...maybe then u can be very relevant to all and sundry...




Bye for now.

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Romance / Re: How A Friend Of Mine Was Able To Make Girls Go Crazy Over Him Tonight. by ikescope: 10:30pm On Mar 21, 2016
Cunny woman die..Cunny man bury am...#fullstop
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Looking For Lady Who Cried Over Their Breakup by ikescope: 10:13pm On Mar 21, 2016
joey150:
In fact no comment.






People have always been stupid..the only difference is that These days they can share it on the internet

Wish I could not only like ur comment but aslo love it cos u just said it the way it is.

Apt!!
Romance / Re: Teen Runs Away From Home In Enugu; Found Pregnant For Lagos Boyfriend (pic) by ikescope: 10:13pm On Mar 04, 2016
Rubbish!!!...I mean @ d level of character assassination and gender discrimination.


Who left her house?...d gal ba!

Who came 2 lagos?...d gal ba!

Who lied and deceived both her lover + parents?..d gal ba!


But the media choose 2 hide her full picture identity but disclosed that of d man regardless of the implications....#Fuckedupsystem
Nairaland / General / Re: Epic And Hilarious Moments Back In Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Photos by ikescope: 8:12am On Mar 04, 2016
Lalasticlala come and see and laugh too oh!
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 11:15pm On Mar 03, 2016
lalo128:
cry ;Dwow op you just said everything abt me



Really?? shocked

Okay!!...yea! I know I jst did cool
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 7:37pm On Mar 03, 2016
April07:
So I can't identify with any of the known 'Verts'..
Maybe I'm 'DifferVert' or 'Yet-to-be-discovered-Vert'
*pensive*


My dear no need 2 be pensive jor!...just muse inwardly and create another 'vert' that best describes ur attribute tongue....and add to ur dictionary


#period
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 9:31am On Mar 03, 2016
Lalasticlala come and see oh!! grin
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 9:12am On Mar 03, 2016
AyoOne01:
@OP... this is the real me, I thought I'm an introvert, even I do tell people... But now I know I'm an ambivert

Abi grin
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 9:11am On Mar 03, 2016
Bennyschools:
This really describes my person than others. Thanks for the clarification cos it really gave me concerns

U welcome bro
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 9:10am On Mar 03, 2016
Yuneehk:
I could be an ambivert sef with all these signs but op you didn't really have to copy ALL that was on that page down here grin

Lol...no mind me jare! grin

When I copy...I copy everything...even ur name sef tongue


Although, I just saw now sha

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Nairaland / General / 21 Signs U Are Neither An Extrovert Nor Introvert But Rather An Ambivert by ikescope: 11:17am On Mar 02, 2016
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21 Signs You Might Actually Be An Ambivert
If you don’t feel like an extrovert or an introvert, this might be why.

These attributes and traits may help reward ur curiosity if u are an ambivert


1. When you’re out in the world, you’re probably not going to be starting conversations with strangers.


2. Generally, you’re always happy to meet new people, but you’ll probably be uncomfortable if you have to do it without any of your existing friends with you.


3. When a topic of interest comes up in conversation, you’re more than happy to talk in great detail about it.


4. But as soon as that’s done, you’ll happily sit listening to the conversation without saying another word.


5. Spending too much time with other people can be exhausting.


6. Your calm, controlled professional self feels like a very different person to the one your friends see.


7. Asserting yourself is tricky in many situations.


8. You can often go out and have hours of fun being the life of the party, but suddenly find that your energy has dropped, and all you really want to do is go home.


9. When you see things written about being an introvert, you start to relate…but then discover that you relate to the extrovert ones as well.


10. In fact, your friends disagreeing about whether you’re an introvert or an extrovert is probably a very good sign you’re an ambivert.


11. Small talk is something that annoys you, because while you can do it, there are instances when it feels a bit insincere.


12. Some weekends, you just need to spend some time hanging out on your own.


13. Too much time spent alone can leave you a bit downcast, however, and you’re concerned that it’s not very productive.


14. And some of the best weekends of your life have been when you didn’t go home for three days.


15. Thinking before you speak isn’t a problem for you…most of the time.



16. You have a tendency to balance out whoever you’re with – if you’re with someone loud, you’ll be quieter. If they’re quiet, you’ll compensate for that.


17. You’re known to be quite intuitive and good at picking up signals that other people can miss.


18. Often, you just find yourself observing what’s happening around you.


19. And at other times, you’ll be getting involved in the moment.



20. So in the right context, you love attention, but more often than not, you don’t want to be the person everyone is looking at.


21. So if you can’t figure out whether you’re an introvert or an extrovert, maybe it’s because you’re actually an ambivert!



Source : BBC / Via thebakerstreetboyz.tumblr.com
Luke Bailey is deputy head of Buzz at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.

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Education / Re: These 17 Funny Photos Tell The Story Of Every Jamb Exam Gone Wrong by ikescope: 12:00am On Mar 02, 2016
porrigeyam:
THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION .....I'M USING ANDROID AUTO COMPLETE THAT'S WHY. THANKS

U welcomed...but based on ur premise, you still av chance of getting 2 d next stage with this score..i mean d 19.....something cos heard d benchmark is around 180-190.


Wish u success afterall....do well 2 share ur success story aftermath...
Education / Re: These 17 Funny Photos Tell The Story Of Every Jamb Exam Gone Wrong by ikescope: 11:50pm On Mar 01, 2016
porrigeyam:
THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

U claim that jamb is rubbish and u know what you did but probably forgot 'u are 'An undergraduate' not 'a undergraduate'

Although, no one is above mistakes..but if and only if we calm down and see things through an unbiased lens we may relate and probably appreciate our little short comings.

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Vs Daniel 5.0CGPA: Is Beauty More Rewarding Than The Brain In Nigeria? by ikescope: 7:33pm On Feb 26, 2016
In as much as this discuss shouldn't breed any form of comparison when fame and attracted wealth is concerned...I wish to lay my voice by stating the obvious..


This breadseller case is an example of where grace + power of media can take one...while the extraordinary gem with a remarkable pace setting achievement is enviable in a ramification especially amongst the scholars + academics....

Money + fame does not have everything to do with these two different cases.
Crime / Re: Toke Makinwa Shares A Story Of How A Guy Left Her Because He Felt They Were Not by ikescope: 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2016
In patoranking's voice....*nobody wey no fit to make am*..blessings follow me..follow!!..follow me.. grin cheesy



If u like my voice...click like...if not..still click like grin cheesy


Moral of the lesson: some pple feel they left u for bad...but they actually left u for good..in ur own interest....oh!!! Wait oh!! shocked

*in waje featuring patoranking's voice* tot u left me for bad..but u left me for gooood...pls don't come bk inna me life...a me na mean to be rude grin grin




Who say igbo no dey bring inspiration tongue
Romance / Re: I Love Group Sex by ikescope: 8:10am On Feb 17, 2016
Call the two of them brothers...and continue where u stopped... undecided

How on earth do u intend living forever with some1 u intend hiding ur past from... embarassed : undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by ikescope: 6:08pm On Jan 07, 2016
stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it angry they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody. angry

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......angry



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy....mehn!!...u made me truly laug from my stomach region...
If ur experience is true....sorry about wat ur moniker caused u...but if not, nice story jare!! U really cracked me up!!


@least experienc they say is a better teacher...u av bin schooled my 'Stupidty' friend wink
Career / Re: Lady Who Rehabilitated A Destitute Losses Her Job, See Her Reaction by ikescope: 8:22pm On Jan 06, 2016
Ahh!!...don't really know what 2 say...

But so long she is happy...Am happy for her too...she really got a heart of Gold..my long time friend on facebook she is.



U no defined by the job!..pursuit of happiness is key always smiley
Family / Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by ikescope: 9:02am On Jan 05, 2016
undecided

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Crime / Re: Lady Confesses:the Man I Met On BBM Almost K!lled Me With $*x And Drugs - OMG by ikescope: 8:59am On Jan 05, 2016
U talking shit!...seeking undue attention from actions you consciously took hoping u 'av fun' not considering what could be fun to those men I question

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Tiwa Savage Son by ikescope: 9:31am On Jan 04, 2016
chillingbabe:
Hope davido and wizzy won't take this joke seriously ooo.. smiley
But why should he compare his baby to them...Not too nice undecided

U obviously like quarrel pass fight angry
And seems like u grew amidst gossips....see how u wan twist d harmless talk 2 something else..... undecided
Education / Re: For Those Who Went To UNN by ikescope: 1:28pm On Jan 03, 2016
bigfrancis21:


I'm telling you. Her yam beans was so tasty and stomach-filling. I wouldn't mind trekking all the way from Franco (male hostels) to Mama Ebuka's yam old beans shop next to Chitis to chow yam/beans. cheesy Students would queue up in line waiting for yam/beans and some would furiously be washing plates so as save time and get served quicker. grin Her Ofe akwu was another brain-sensational one for that matter.

Lol...my unn days cannot be completely described without including d effect of her food 2 my basking euphoria back then @ d Den

Mama Ebuka was a life saver!
Education / Re: For Those Who Went To UNN by ikescope: 1:11pm On Jan 03, 2016
Oh!!...mama ebuka's yam beans....

I remember wen I would sneak out of class just 2 meet up with mama ebuka's lecture (yam/beans) plus one fish...oh!!..heavenly!

Ones u eat dat meal...it would serve u for the rest of the day....

grin grin cheesy

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Travel / Re: Elegushi Beach by ikescope: 4:16pm On Jan 01, 2016
Basit99:

where I gonna drop, after boarding lekki-Ajah bus


I had told u earlier...drop @ ikate roundabout bustop. Then move towards ur right hand side of the bustop...u would see bike or Keke guys waiting to take u there.
Travel / Re: Elegushi Beach by ikescope: 2:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
Basit99:

how can I get there from ojodu berger

Same way u navigate to the island frm ojodu berger...find a bus heading towards obalende if u can't get lekki-Ajah direct..

When u get 2 obalende..u can then take another bus heading 2wads lekki-Ajah
Travel / Re: Elegushi Beach by ikescope: 1:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
Basit99:

pls is there gate fee? if yls like how much

1k per person...although u can bargain with them if u guys are much...depending on ur bargaining powers
NYSC / Re: Is She The Tallest Female Copper In Nigeria? by ikescope: 4:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
hayorzzyzx:
Omo,the pvssy sef go be like 12 inches...... grin

Bro!..permit me 2 slap u in laughter grin
*saying* yeye boy grin

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