₦airaland Forum

marvelife:
waoo great lioness how's your day going ?
I graduated in the best faculty , social science
wha abt you

damseyl:
When this lady go marry sef

joey150:
In fact no comment.






People have always been stupid..the only difference is that These days they can share it on the internet

lalo128:
;Dwow op you just said everything abt me

April07:
So I can't identify with any of the known 'Verts'..
Maybe I'm 'DifferVert' or 'Yet-to-be-discovered-Vert'
*pensive*

AyoOne01:
@OP... this is the real me, I thought I'm an introvert, even I do tell people... But now I know I'm an ambivert

Bennyschools:
This really describes my person than others. Thanks for the clarification cos it really gave me concerns

Yuneehk:
I could be an ambivert sef with all these signs but op you didn't really have to copy ALL that was on that page down here

porrigeyam:
THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION .....I'M USING ANDROID AUTO COMPLETE THAT'S WHY. THANKS

porrigeyam:
THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

chillingbabe:
Hope davido and wizzy won't take this joke seriously ooo..
But why should he compare his baby to them...Not too nice

bigfrancis21:
I'm telling you. Her yam beans was so tasty and stomach-filling. I wouldn't mind trekking all the way from Franco (male hostels) to Mama Ebuka's yam old beans shop next to Chitis to chow yam/beans. Students would queue up in line waiting for yam/beans and some would furiously be washing plates so as save time and get served quicker. Her Ofe akwu was another brain-sensational one for that matter.

Lol...my unn days cannot be completely described without including d effect of her food 2 my basking euphoria back then @ d Den

Mama Ebuka was a life saver!

Basit99:
where I gonna drop, after boarding lekki-Ajah bus

Basit99:
how can I get there from ojodu berger

Basit99:
pls is there gate fee? if yls like how much

hayorzzyzx:
Omo,the pvssy sef go be like 12 inches......