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From ur friends we can deduce ur age

That means those niggaz wit wit could be 23-25yrs ba?....



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Oliviaarims:
Lol. Pardon me. Once u send a default msg and the recipient replies, u can say whatever you want.

Alright...noted

The recipient here is obviously you

But couldn't send my msgs

Oliviaarims:
Ermm.. U sent a Pm.

I followed u rather...a personal message here on nairaland ...abt d pm...really don't know how I can send a Pm here.... the closest a can send is a mail dat d content is like a default msg.

Oliviaarims:
Hmm. I think the OP was too general. I can't relate to any of those points. Never done any.


It seems as though u're saying girls are silly. Because I really don't know why a right thinking and mature person should do any of the afore-cited things.

Hi dear....sorry 2 quote u off context
I guess you know me now

I av this feeling this poo would make fp

Oliviaarims:
Aha! Should I take it the unusual right way, then?

Well...nairaland is happens 2 be d medium...so if d norm here would truncate it...so be it



I wish...u could jst send me a mail or ur contact 2 take it away frm this level of acquaintance.......#truefrommyheart

NakedSnake:
Una dey Bleep up i swear... Wasted thread

Am there now!...live!


Meet @ d'triangular bar

Enroute there....already @ ikate roundabout

Oliviaarims:
Ur friend needs no further advice. That girl is disinterested. She simply wants to continue stringing ur friend along. She still loves her ex? Fine. She should go and rekindle her old flame. But tell ur friend to dump her sorry ass!

I really don't care how peeps here would take it or even how u would interpret this....i would like 2 know you better....pls don't take this d usual 'wrong' way peeps would....

Blunt and straight 2 d point comment tho!

figur8:
yes i know,i was just kidding.

Okay!...good u know

Probably I was just adulting myself

Am considering going aswell


And am serious...although went there last 2 weeks ago...but reluctant 2 go cos of d rush...

But would go and av fun with new faces 2day

figur8:
thank God,i have mine...

Don't be deceived my dear...I equally do too

But if u like sleep or rest on ur hoars believing u don't av any other option but 2 make it cos u are destined for greatness.....#oldest scam in d books

Yes u can...depending on where u coming from

If you coming frm d 1st toll gate (frm law skul down to lekki)...stop @ ikate roundabout...

When u stop...ask of Keke guyz dat would drop u @ d beach...jst #100 from there...per person or even #50 sef....very close 2 ikate roundabout..

So those without does signs of fortune should go and hang themselves because palmistry abi na palm whatever says so?


Pls hustle...work hard..prayer + faith..and a bit of luck

All man go make am with those traits...so fvck that cramp

She just needs permission to be bleeping both of you....

She likes egusi soup but would not mind the taste of ogbono aswell



U self..take ur heart back from her...and bleep with no major string attachment...but always wear condom..inshort double ur condoms from now!

Too bad!

A golden fish has no hiding place naturally...


I also know this good mannered Lastma officer..




Hope he gets a well deserved promotion cos he is truly passionate with his job

repogirl:
Hmmm, lemme apologise in advance to the people that will find out I didnt save their number, nothing personal, na laziness to save your contact cause am.

No b say u get anything unique to offer...dumb ass alone would be angry or vexed by ur stupid or rather foolish ego....u never achieve anything..u dey form laziness 2 save ur fellow shallow minded pple number....


Recieve sense my dear

Personal...selective or general??




Let's know cos some are general tho!

hottest111:
1. A girl will make a guy chase her as long as she can't trust him.

2. Never brag in front of her. When you brag in her present, she'll think you are trying to impress her. instead let her brag n try to impress you.

3. Most naija guys are single while most girls are in relationship. This is funny but true, I have a friend who has about 7 girlfriends and these girls are all faithful to him. I'm sure you get my point.

4. Girls like funny guys but most funny guys get friend zoned, except for the smartass funny guys

5. Girls are different, you can't use the same tricks on different girls. Forget it, there re no particular steps in getting any girl. If there are steps to getting every girl, then every guy will not have problem getting a girl. Just know the type of woman you are dealing with then play along and learn from your mistakes.

6. Guess what ,,If you are rich, women will chase you. Anybody telling you that you don't need money to get a woman is a learner. Money is always involved in one way or the other.

7. As a guy,,, your look does not matter much.

8. Beautiful girls are easier to get than the average ones. Only experience guys knows what am talking about.

9. Girls love sex. Most nice guys think girls don't like sex... I'm laughing at those guys now.

10. Yes, bad guys and arrogant/proud guys always get the girls(especially girls with low self esteem). Confident and independent ladies will never fall for the bad guys.

BONUS----- 11. Most guys that re bashing women( especially guys with low self confidence) are really frustrated when it comes to dating

You nailed it!...10/10

How I wish u are this smart and explicit in academics + finance

flawlesRebirth:
9JA MEN ALWAYS CHEAT...THE WOMAN SHA...I PITY HER

Yea!..u rit...just as ur dad

Gaborone:
Hi Dear,

Sorry about the situation.

I'm happy you're the elder one...I'm sure it would make things a tad bit easier. You may need to force her out of her shell by bringing up things that would increase the contact between you guys. One way you can do this is asking her to help you do things once in a while. For eg, is she a make-up freak like my sister? If she is, you can present yourself and your kit for trial sessions. You can always ask her to shave your brows if you shave them. You can tease her about being an in-house professional, and have her do your make-up when you have outings every now and then. Those are just examples. Just think...does she know how to tie scarfs? You can have her tie yours every now and then. Is she a fashionista? You can start up a conversation with her when picking clothes to wear or buy. Even if she isn't a 'professional' in any of these, you can always form 'I need another hand to do this'. The options are endless actually. Ask about her opinion on weaves and hairstyles whenever you're going to make your hair. Another way of getting you guys to talk.

You can also tell her about your day. Forget you guys aren't so close for now, just make the gist exciting. No one keeps quite for hot gist. lol. And then, ask about hers too. When she's going out, tell her jokingly not to fight or knock down anyone's tray. Comment on her dressing. etc.

And then, you can ask her out of nowhere one day ''if she feels like flexing". If her answer is positive, you both can stroll to a fast food joint nearby to buy whatever you can afford. Only both of you should go for this walk. I say so because if your youngest sister comes along for now, she will gravitate towards her, since they are closer for now, as such, the purpose will be defeated.

There're many things you can do actually, the idea is 'forcing' you girls to communicate/interract. The more you do that, the more barriers are broken, and the more you bond.

I must add though, that if she rebuffs all the subtle attempts at getting close to her, you may need to sit with her and bring up a direct conversation about it. Ask what's wrong? What happened? Is she hurt about something you did? Is she angry with you? Is there anything going on with her she would want to discuss with you? How can things be changed?...etc.

Don't worry, all iz well. She will come around.

Cheers.

Well said...u get sense!

The answers are same





A long thing.........

Are u fools kidding me?

INEC should av declared faleke d winner?...was it not APC that declared yahaya Bello d right substitute for d late Audu?


Mehn!!...many of our youths are really really jobless, hence tool for foolish menace.



God punish poverty mixed with illiteracy....

Guys..we yaff catch some artificial kims and tools kind of ladies

See what they go through 2 get heads turn

Cutehector:
Well i confess, i have watched porn ...

U av watched.. abi u still addicted to it ?
Brother..u are still a porn viewer but don't go 2 d bathroom to help yasef sha

More pictures

These picture stories or memes got me laughing





Laugh with me....in igbo...sorom Chai





Lalasticlala

.....and that was how our dream team booked their flight ticket 2 Rio.....congratulations every sport loving 9jerian

iyke926:
Many girls are mentally unstable. One once told me she gon get pregnant for another man and put sh!t on me. What I told her scared the sh!t outta her.


Anam achi kwa nu.

Pls share what u told her that scared d evil spirit out of her

stupidity:
steady fvcking or fvcks#


Na xo one babe package her weapon of "man's" destruction come my house. I lost my sense of self control and started touching her, she nor talk, I smooch her sotay I try pull her clothes, she say no, I try again, she say NO. I continue the smooching, the thing climb her head, she forget herself and I succeeded and gonked her. She enjoy am nor be small.

I invited her another day, she refused, I ask her waten apen, she say I rape her the other time.
"Me rape you"? She say yes, "how"? She say she told me to stop and I still went ahead and did it.
"Shuuu!!, wait o, when I dey do am, you shout for HELP? She say no, "you dey shout RAPE!!? She say no. "Shay you dey shout ahh ahhhh when I dey do am? She say "maybe, I can't remember".

How I con take rape you?

....thanks for cracking me up walai....I can clearly imagine ur experience