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mikezuruki:
I am taking a poll and also planning to create a group for chess and Ayo lovers. There is a competition coming up and I want us to build a community to get to know one another.

Cheers!

the book is there... go and download it. YOUR POSTS ARE BEING BLOCKED... I guess you are violating a rule

Danpotter:
According to Worldometers which has been tracking the coronavirus, Nigeria is among countries with least tests per million of its populace. As of 1 May 2020 the NCDC has carried out only 15,759 tests at a ratio of 76 persons per million been tested. The NCDC Director-General Chikwe Ihekweazu had defended the the nation's slow pace in the virus testing at a briefing with World Health Organisation on 23rd April 2020. He was quoted saying "Authorities have adopted a strategy of managed acceleration and won’t pool samples to multiply testing capacity as is currently being done in Ghana, which has rolled out one of the largest testing programs in the region, I would rather go a little bit slower and get it right than speed into a situation that we will end up regretting"

Since the start of the coronavirus pandemic, the World Health Organization (WHO) has emphasised the crucial importance of testing. Speed is of the essence, and three things are crucial: tracking down cases with symptoms; identifying their household cluster and tracing people they’ve contacted; and quarantining them until they are no longer infectious. Testing is the basis of public health detective work to shut down an epidemic. “You can’t fight a virus if you don’t know where it is,” said the WHO director general, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, recently. “Find, isolate, test and treat every case, to break the chains of transmission. Every case we find and treat limits the expansion of the disease.

A chart by Worldometers tracking Covid 19

Because they want to pass a bill that will wipe out nigeria and give NCDC total power to forcefully VACCINATE everyone... kindly visit CHANNELS TV on youtube and you will see... NAIJA IS FINISHED.

namiji2598:
A question I saw on one of my friends status and I decided to bring it here.
I need answers from my fellow brethren mbok

Are you really asking to KNOW or just to find a contradiction. This question has been answered too many times on nairaland yet people who just want to find errors keep asking...


NEXT TIME READ THE BIBLE TO UNDERSTAND.... this is a question based on semantics.

GENESIS 4:16-17 AMPLIFIED VERSION
16 So Cain went away from the [manifested] presence of the Lord, and lived in the land of Nod [wandering in exile], east of Eden.

17 Cain knew his [g]wife [one of Adam’s descendants] and she conceived and gave birth to Enoch;

major one

NEVER REVEAL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEARNED

Admissionclass:
No need to bore you guys with long epistles I just need your advice.
My girlfriends attitude just change recently at first she was all loving and receptive she allow me kiss her cuddle her and she loves the intimacy and sex was good but all of a sudden she no longer lets me touch her .even to hold her hands she will resist no longer receptive to intimacy.i was a bit worried at first so I just prepared my mind for the worst I knew this were signs she no longer loves me I am a very realistic person so I wanted to quit the relationship since I had other options outside.

Few weeks before the lockdown she stopped visiting me this is a lady that sees me everyday before going home from school .she started going home all of a sudden without seeing me I asked her why she always used her work as excuse, she will promise me she will come visit me but later fail to show up without even calling me so I called her and told her not to bother coming again that I don't want to look like a burden to her immediately that day she showed up in the evening probably because she was afraid I want to stylishly dump her.

The lockdown has began she barely calls me or chats me up first i asked her to be sincere with me that it's normal if she has another guy or if she no longer loves she said she still loves me dearly and wants to be with me for life that she doesn't have another guy in her life but her actions speaks otherwise leaving me confused i have gotten tired and I want to break up with her but my conscience keeps pulling me back I feel maybe I don't understand her yet since our relationship is just two months old or am I wrong maybe I should move on.

SOMETHING is very wrong with you.

you are one of those who unfortunately entered relationship with a UNREALISTIC expectations.

how INSENSITIVE of you, is it ALL ABOUT YOU? DO you know if she is scared you will leave her? or scared of pregnancy? or her mind is on something else? EVERYTHING you are writing is all about pleasing YOU, YOU, YOU.... Oga o... bros calm down and grow up.

WELCOME TO MARRIAGE LIFE 101... a lady who will be 24hrs 7 days a week, 365 days a year HAPPY and excited is cheating or hiding alot. Let that fact sink into your head.

WHY DATE HER IF YOU WOULD NOT BE THERE IN HER GLOOMY TIMES when the romance gets boring? Are you paying her to ACT or you are LOVING HER THROUGH HER MOOD SWINGS.

So little change you are already RETHINKING your options of her... choi... the BITTER TRUTH IS.... YOU NEVER LOVED HER. LOve is not something you can just choose to PICK and DROP easily. Love is not known during sex or kisses.. its proven when the chips are down. Stop being like this indomie generation that want everything to happen INSTANTLY and NON-STOP SWEETNESS.... this is the real world NOT nollywood.

Bros WHAT MEANING ARE YOU CONTRIBUTING TO HER LIFE apart from your deek? even if you give her some cash? what other void her you filling in her life.... cos you may be dating her BODY but if she can not open up freely to you, then YOU DO NOT KNOW HER SOUL.

The big mistake is you got to know her body first without contributing anything to her soul such that if she is having a mood swing or a secret issue, she would run to you first... YOU PROBABLY are not in it for the LONG HAUL.... FOR THE GOOD AND BAD TIMES.

THE good news is, you can start afresh today... just be her FRIEND.. someone she is free to tell anything to even things that may hurt both of you cos she feels safe with you, and you will discover more about her. Stay strong bro.

see, pls stop all these lame questions... WHO CHEATS MOST, WHO LIES MOST, WHO does this and that most.


IN MARRIAGE ANYONE.... marriage is not secondary school or some game.... IT IS LIFE.... marriage changes no one, it only EXPOSES WHO WE ARE. So your question is INVALID.

oh no, this is terrible news... WHAT IS HAPPENING O...kai

Notateflonguy:
thenetnaija

Or tfpdl

The size for tfpdl nor big o

BOSS I HAIL O... thanks o... the tfpdl... na HUGE SIZE movies they get o.

but the net naija no get some movies... I downloaded from the netnaija and I am currently watching ALL THANKS TO YOU BOSS.


AM looking for IRON MASK by Jackie Chan...

kastiell:
What are the five best movies you have seen during this lockdown??
Mine is
1) Katy keene
2) blacklist 7
3) prety little liar: the perfectionist
4) timeless
5) utopia fall

where do you download all these movies o

kiwi007:
To me o . it is not necessary to go to isolation center to heal covid19 patient . they can pray for them through their live tv and this people will start testing negative. Shebi they use to claim people received healing listening to them on tv ni..... And i read about healing in bible whereby the prophet did not even come near the diseased and they were heal. We still believe in that power of God . so let them try that method[color=#990000][/color]

Hello, I replied your email o, but it showed that it didnt deliver.

LeRabbite:
The title seems self-explanatory so I’ll be short with this one.

For those in committed relationships like marriage and other long term relationships.

What gives you confidence that your partner isn’t cheating or hasn’t cheated on you?

Have you tested them and found them trustworthy?

Or do you just believe that they are faithful just out of faith?

And for those of us with severe commitment issues, what advice can you proffer as far as trusting your partner goes?

Serious and mature answers only, please. Thanks.

BEFORE YOU RUIN YOUR BEST RELATIONSHIPS ON SUSPICION... simply ask and if they lie, just know the truth will come out... IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU LOOK FOR ANYTHING WRONG IN A PERSON YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND IT... meanwhile even you are not a saint.

Umartins1:
Stop blowing your own trumpet

I was not talking to you. I wonder y you didnt help the boy yet u hating on me. You didnt see my earlier comment. Pls go sort your psychological issues elsewhere.

Iamagoodboy21:
What positive impact have you made?

At 21 I learned forex and started earning from it, by 24 I was holding seminars on Forex and CPA, right now I get paid from 6 websites that I designed.... see FOCUS MATTERS but you seem to have resigned your life... enjoy it.

whimsicalComedy:
Follow him on Instagram and see how good and mad he is:

PLS HAVE CONTENT... global content before exposing yourself.


YOU SPOKE YORUBA ALL THROUGH... NO SUBTITLE... yet you want us to FOLLOW YOU? follow fireeeee


Why are you tagging anyone to see your local content... it was not funny... PLS DO THE NEEDFUL... do several videos before inviting the world here.... YOU CAN NOT BLOW IN A HURRY..... Have steady funny content. I know you are creative o...

Iamagoodboy21:
I am 20 and I've not had sex before, it is right if have sex with a prostitute for the first time because I dont have a gf

AT 20 it is PENIS that is controlling your brain? Brother something is wrong o. You should be thinking of the POSITIVE IMPACT YOU WANT TO MAKE ON EARTH, not all these low things. Psychologically, you should not be thinking of sex as a big deal... IT IS MEAN TO BE SPECIAL AND COME NATURALLY.... you are not a failure or some low lifer that you want to go and enter set with all the very wayward men who patronize cheap prostitutes.... NO NO... DO NOT WASTE YOUR DESTINY LIKE THIS.

Ladies will chase you once you are successful with financial evidence. Pls FOCUS on the right thing. SEX IS NOT LIFE... SEX KILLS YOU GRADUALLY.... it is the ladies who gain more in sex than men... Go and do a quality research... promiscuous men in Nigeria do not live well for long. You can do better than this. DO not let your life become a bargain on the bed of sex. You are too high to be PAYING cheaply for sex... the LEVEL OR GRADE OR LADIES YOU SLEEP WITH TELLS ALOT ABOUT YOU.

Become more responsible. Own your life. You are still in the morning of your life. DO NOT WASTE IT. Else when sex or masturbation becomes your habit, you will go to several spiritualists for freedom and you would not get any. STUDY NOW, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS COVID 19 PERIOD TO START A BUSINESS. Do better than your biological parents... Make better choices. Be very very careful to protect your life from being dirty. You need to work on yourself now. SEX IS A DISTRACTION FOR NOW.... Girlfriend or lover is a distraction now... YOU DO NOT YET LOVE YOURSELF, You do not even understand women... THEY ARE NOT WORTH UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE IT WOULD NOT PAY YOU if you end up being BROKE.

LIFE IS MORE THAN SEX OR A PLEASURES OF YOUTH... You can be different.

ikorodureporta:
I shared a post here of some "pagans" using masquerade to sacrifice to a tree god just to cleanse their land from coronavirus & many criticised their act

Let's be sincere pls. Do you hold special prayers against Covid?

You must either be lacking data, or just vindictive against Christianity.... SO YOU DID NOT WATCH 100 DAYS OF PRAYER THAT HAPPENED HERE PASTOR CHRIS.... you are not aware of NATIONAL PRAYER EVERY FRIDAY BY EVERY NOTABLE PASTOR IN NIGERIA....

ALL THESE OCCUR ONLINE, youtube, facebook, instagram.... SO UNDER WHICH ROCK ARE YOU LIVING?


Pls dont come out here to air your ignorance, before asking questions kindly do your research. Ikorodu may not be praying for you to notice but pls, check online... Google these little facts and you will see many prayer chains going on worldwide

Help221:
Good day guys !
Am sorry to interrupt but I need ur advice I feel like I have a small manhood and I really want to enlarge it....cos I feel so ashamed when am with my follow guys or during sex in the day time ...

You are concerned about what does not really matter in the long run.


SO WHAT IF YOU HAVE A SMALL MANHOOD.... do you know how many politicians have that? do you know how many rich people have tiny ones? WHAT MATTERS IS GOD, MONEY AND LOVE.

follow that order and if you marry a good godly woman, she would not mind

pls tell them the FULL TRUTH that it has SIDE EFFECTS o

geoworldedu:
You are not perfect so if they write on the wall, it is because you didn't born them perfect because you are not perfect yourself. But in the case of God, you say that he is perfect yet he could not create perfect beings. Then he is to blame.

blame him bro, till you meet him then he will show you how perfect hell may be for you. You are stuck mentally to think you know how to box God into your description. You should think bigger bro... you should

Bruno3000:
Ive been thinking about this for some time now, which prompted me to share it here. *Clears throat* Over the years, Nigeria and S.A have produced legendary musicians who have written their names in the sands of time. Shout out to musicians like Lucky Dube, Brenda Fassie, Hugh Masekela, Yvonne Chakachaka, Maria Makeba, Fela kuti, Sunny Ade, Prince Nico Mbaga, Christy Essien, Onyeka Onwenu, Olisadebe, Oliver de Coque, Funmi Adams, Sunny Okosun, Majek Fashek, etc
So which country do u think produced better legendary musicians and clearly state your reasons.
For me Nigeria without a doubt produced great musicians of international repute, but I think S.A artistes enjoyed more international fame. What do all think?

Actually, NONE.


everyone is a LEGEND according to the culture they represent.


so this is NOT up for debate.


We will never value the songs from another culture that does not appeal to us. SiMPLE>

fail:
Apple has updated the little iPhone SE for 2020, and even an Android fan has to see that it's a great phone at an even greater price of $399 for the base model. It's essentially an iPhone 8 with one big difference: it has Apple's A13 Bionic chip buried inside. And that's a big deal for a number of reasons.

I expect that some people are going to tell me about single thread versus multi-threaded performance and how the A13 GPU isn't that great or how iPhones have much lower resolution screens so the chips don't have to work as hard. All this is true, but another thing is true: the A13 is a stronger chip than the Snapdragon 865 for daily use in every category — we've seen this applied in real life in the iPhone 11 already. The only area it misses out is 5G, and that's because Apple just doesn't care about 5G yet. (The rumored iPhone 12 will almost certainly have a Qualcomm 5G chipset inside, for what it's worth.)

Nerdy things like CPU threads aside, you'll notice how well the new iPhone SE performs when you use it. Everything in a modern smartphone from web browsing to camera performance to less-used things like AR depends on the processor. You need to crunch numbers really fast if you want your phone to respond really fast. The $399 iPhone SE will be able to do these things faster than the new OnePlus 8 Pro or the Samsung Galaxy S20+.

Source: https://www.androidcentral.com/cheapest-iphone-has-more-powerful-processor-most-expensive-android-phone?amp

YES. it has more POWER OF IGNORANCE than the most expensive android....


Like you are not aware that android can do MORE in every capacity than IOS.



Besides, check google and you will see that they have been exposed already, whenever a new IPHONE comes out, the previous ones are SLOWED DOWN DELIBERATELY

Franciscoco:
Good morning nairalanders

If you stay in Cotonou,and you need a laptop pls signify, cause I have two laptops I want to give out and they are both in perfect condition

Lenovo 530

And

Lenovo 540

Pls signify if you want

how much

geoworldedu:
If God exists and he is perfect, why do we have an imperfect world and an imperfect holy book? Why is God also impotent such that he could not impregnate Mary by himself but he had to send Holy Spirit his friend to do it for him, or shall we say that he adopted Jesus Christ as Muslims claim? You reason as if shit is what you have in your skull.

YOU GIVE YOUR SONS A ROOM.... are you to be blamed if its dirty and they write on the wall? or they burn papers in the room?

YOU ARE A BIASED TWISTED NITWIT.

geoworldedu:
We are created in God's image after his likeness. The question is Does God also have Erectile Dysfunction like human beings do?

lol, I feel the eczema in your brain has gotten to your mouth.

IF GOD EXISTS, it means he is a perfect being, to begin to think that he has a dysfunction.... then you are twisted beyond repair.

Youngraven:
I'm a young guy of 19 years and recently i was asked if I'd like to move over to germany with my sis and her family. I really loved the sound of it as travel out has always been my all time dream but the issue is, I'm not a graduate yet neither am i admitted or attend any university yet(Was supposed to start this year though). If i were to move to germany after the pandemic, It would mean I'd have to stay back a couple of years, maybe two, before i would start schooling there to avoid unnecessary financial instability in a foreign land.

The advice i really need now is to know if moving to Germany and waiting for my schooling is worth it or i should stay back in this screwed up country and finish my undergrad degree before going? Meanwhile i do well enough myself with a couple of online income sources that helps me get through the days without depending much on my parents but certainly not fund myself in another country.

Mods FP please, i really need good inputs on this topic

You already know deep within you that you belong in GERMANY, why are you now here asking for advice?

WAITING in a sound country like Germany for 5 years is SPEED compared to doing any degree in any federal university here. So go abroad, and learn ICT or some practical relevant post covid19 skill and make your life work.

That's all. At 19, you really need to go before naija traps you with girls, fast but ill gotten wealth, etc.... GO MAKE US PROUD OVER THERE AND COME BACK IF YOU CAN AND HELP THOSE YOU LEFT BEHIND.

Makavelli25:
You made


now cover your eyes and get out of this thread in shame

lol see how you struck out your destiny. AM NOT GULLIBLE LIKE YOU.

I could have shared the youtube link proving that video was NOTHING about GOD and it is a normal phenomenon, but the grey matter left in your wanking brain is too low for me to try to upgrade.

You had no contribution, your parents never showed you how to mind your business, you just attacked my comment like a pained soul from the grave of your lockdown.

karo93:
Did you convert to christianity despite being born to non christian parents (muslims,atheists,traditional, hindu) ?

Please can you tell us your conversion story?

Why did you choose to believe in Jesus?


A larger number of us are born into Christianity. We didnt have as much choice as we may think and i fear I may not fully understand the implications and gravity of accepting a religion that is entirely foreign to me which is what we expect of others.

Did you look at the time, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THIS IS AN HOUR FOR SLEEP OR PRAYER OR WORK(those of us who require high speed?)

Go and sleep. If you want CONVERSION STORIES, CHECK GOOGLE.