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so the people claiming it does not work nko

so it is confirm... CORONA IS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

my friend go to market and find what your money can carry.

you think its by NAME and PRICE?

what about location... a laptop for 40k in lagos, is 70k in abuja.

Programming differs by spec.

Are you programming ANIMATION or DATABASE or SIMPLE SOFTWARES?

so go to the market. Coming here to command everyone to drop names and price will not help you

Akunwafor:
Depends on the location you have in mind.

If it's akoka, you should have about 500k down.

My own miniflat, I spent about 1million because I furnished it to my taste. My rent is 400k

400k? in AKOKA? pls where, I need a place in akoka or surulere that is not more than 650k total package

marttol:
she also deflowered the boy...cos she is the first person he ever have anything with.

kpele o FLOWER BOY.

the girl is just an addict psycho attention seeking child

marttol:
my friend has this girl he deflowered...they have been dating for months,he said he was not really in love with her...said one day he collected her phone and saw porn videos on her phone,he said that's what triggered him to tell the girl he love her...he even kissed her as he told her,but she did not push him away or do anything...he said somehow they eventually had sex one day...he said even she even used to come to their house and they will do it...it now got to a stage that the girl will call he won't pick,sometimes he do call and go to her place...but that's whenever he feels like...there was a day the girl told him that she just finished cursing him now,and he showed up...she thought he has dumped her...also a day the girl don't him that he shouldn't even dare to think he can run away from her...

but the truth is that this girl loves my friend and respects him,MY friend has even cheated on her and she found out but still forgives him...but he kept asking hope there is no repercussion.

OP, cut the crap.. .you are YOUR FRIEND. and that girl has trapped you.

Your lawless deek has led you into something very spiritual and DARK.

you may not know now, but you were wicked to have seen the girl's weakness or secret and used it to deflower her when you KNEW, you have nothing like LOVE INSIDE YOU... well the girl simply returned the favor.

You can go ahead and marry anyone else... or date any other lady... but the repercussion will be severe and you will eventually need deliverance or have to beg her to release you.


In this day and time, am still shocked intelligent people think HUMAN BEINGS are the highest intelligence in the universe.

Brunosamel:
Good day every body....
Please I need guidelines, when I was a teenage, I was young, dumb and innocent... Everything change when I met my friends brother showed me blue film(pornography) for the first and also how to masturbate... That very day it was fun and amazing, the feelings like cocaine ever since then I became additive to masturbation...

During my university day, I was a Bleep boy, I masturbate and also Bleep my university girls I wasn't having any sexual longevity problem and I was taking any sex drugs... Girls loved me for it cuz I can satisfy them to the core......

Fast forward....
When I was graduating I took a decision to quit masturbation for life and I can attest that I haven't been able to masturbate for the past 5 months... And I was also absent from sex...
Not until recently I meet a new girl, few weeks after she became my girlfriend...

Here is where the problem comes in I can no longer last more than 2 minutes and it is really affecting my relationship cuz I can't satisfy her... I have tried Viagra it didn't help and it making me crazy... I don't know what to do about it. Whether this is a side effects of .my long year masturbation...

Please guys.... Any suggestions to my problem and predicament... Am tired and am loosing hope...does this have a cure... Anyone who had been in my shoes is there a solution...

I need honest answers
Thanks

KARMA is truly a bitccccchhhh choi... IT HAS CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.


But seriously mehn... I hope you are rich o... state of mind also determines longevity

chidekings:
This is becoming absurd,as the deadly virus continues to increase in alarming rate.the president of the federal republic of Nigeria has not deemed it fit to address the nation..


Where is our president?

Why is he not talking?

He is in KWARANTINE.

pazzini:
Pls, I need advise on how to really handle this issue. My girlfriend wants us to be talking every day and I sometimes get bored by that. Even when I try to avoid her at least a day by telling her I don't have airtime, she would call me even if she doesn't have airtime she would borrow. Kindly advise!

You really should have studied about relationship and women before jumping into it. YOU WILL DEAL WITH IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND IF GOD WANTS TO PUNISH YOU, you will have lots of female children.

Jewessgratitudd
MiVida

GMBuhari:
Well the thread is not for kids whose balls hasn't dropped really

Mind your business, that's why one man murdered his wife and kids, he didn't know they weren't his children until he went to US embassy to apply for family visa upon which he was mandated to conduct DNA to prove paternity


Besides that one of them fiancées in my community is quite loyal, respectful and friendly, he's contributed immensely to the development of my community and was going to propose last year if not for unforseen circumstances



Does that give you a perspective?

errrm so WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT IT... did you bring them back to life?

coming online to share it, is not a MATURE THING EITHER.... elders dont talk about other people's business to the public.

I say unto you again... MIND YOUR BUSINESS. As long as you can not help or you are not directly involved, learn from it and walk away.

williamsotiko:
]Hello house my name is Williams and this story is true, i have a girl who is of Calabar origin,while am from Anambra .i meet her when i was still an apprentice and we became friends on a platonic level. i never thought about befriending her cause she has a boy out of wedlock. but gradually as she started coming to my house when i have finished my apprenticeship things changed and one thing led to another and she took in. it was her Mum who broke the News to me cause she was staying with her and the Mum is divorced and now staying alone with the girl.though she told me that she is going to handle the issue and i left but after a period of two Months the girl came one day crying that the said pregnancy was proving difficult to terminate but i offered to take her to the hospital because myself was not ready to marry then considering my age(22) but she went home and told the Mother and she called and warned me to desist else she will arrest me.i i declined and and told her that she will not stay in my house but will Visit whenever she feels like.but in all these i never told my Parents or sibling until she put to bed,a baby boy. my people where against me marrying her because she is of Calabar descent and also a secondary school dropout.but in order not to have a bastard i offered to train her in something so that she can atleast have something doing and maybe write be of some certain standard.the first thing i did was to raise money for her Mum to start petty trading since from my findings that was what she does inside the market before she lost her funds back in 2010. So i raised the sum of 60,000 for her that was year 2014. but she never made use of it to start up anything,while i continue to raise Money for their monthly upkeep. In 2015/16 i asked her what she can do and she said the Mum is Good at cooking and that she can startup a restaurant there again i raised about 150,000 because it was in a kind of remote area. but to no avail the business did not survive so i lost interest in it and secured a place for her to learn tailoring and she started while i still maintain the monthly salary culture. when she finished i bought a machine for her to startup which was also a difficult for her and lastly she ended saying that she want to go into business which i raised the sum of 200,000 for her but she run the business for like two months made some looses and used the remaining capital to secure a house for herself and mother because she was having issue with the landlady this was in 2018 but in that 2016/17 i started up another relationship with another girl whom i love deeply and we where moving along very well until My baby Mama started found out about the affair though i told the gilr that i have a boy but am not married which she believed and never cared much until my baby Mama started showing up and using the boy as an advantage up to the extent of both of them fighting in my house on several occasions and that led to my girlfriend being rude and naughty towards me. because she started nursing the feeling i still have sexual feelings for my baby Mama which whenever i call her she always responds but i have told her that marriage will not work out between us,yet she still honour my invitations. This my girlfriend is soo much in love with me that finds it difficult to leave me and i also love her cause she is hardworking and also an undergraduate but has little things that she does that fetch her Money. NOW the issue is that i want to leave my baby Mama cause i have lost a lot through her but sometimes i think that am making a mistake because my girlfriend is hot tempered. but the worst is that am confused on who to leave pls advice me.I dont know whats really wrong with me, which ever one i see i fall for that one at that time. AM REALLY CONFUSED. PLS ADVICE

WOW... you truly between the devil and the deep BLUE SEA.

You are completely finished.

Your question is not answerable because you are leaving one bad egg for a rotten one.



Pls WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

i wish you controlled your deek o. Anyway. STAY SINGLE. Take care of your child and have NOTHING SEXUAL to do with both ladies else your future will be stressful

cyntobless:
Am interested.

thats good, you can even teach it on youtube for free.

Many a time, virginity is overrated and usually by over zealous religious people.

Women in very active sports loose their virginity due to the sports and not due to sex. So, simple study shows that HYMEN has nothing to do with who is a virgin or not.

Beauty is not based on virginity

Good moral character is not based on virginity

Wisdom is not a virginity clause.


So where the divorce may occur is if the person claims to be a virgin CONSCIOUSLY KNEW SHE WAS NOT and claimed so.

It is a known fact that NOT ALL VIRGINS EVEN WITH HYMEN ACTUALLY BLEED DURING SEX..... so it is something we should look and understand clearly before basing major issue like marriage upon it.

PLS NIGERIANS THIS SEEMS TO BE A VERY GREAT OPPORTUNITY but if you are asked to pay into a mobile account before you see the products, PLS RUN O.


Ensure you go to the shop or place where you can physically see what you are buying. BEFORE YOU PAY.

yesloaded:
Yeah, it's possible to make massive profit from us without investing a Kobo with us

We don't need your money, all we need from you is readiness to work & be truthful

We have 15,000pcs of clothes which consists of ladies clothes, men's clothes, & children clothes

We shall give these clothes to you at the rate you will make between 300naira to 600naira on each cloth you sold, the more you sell the more your profits.

This offer will not be up for long so if you are interested, just Whatsapp 08137750741

We also sell to resellers at wholesales price & you gonna make massive profits from sale

Location: Lagos State

WE NEED PICS o

ezekiel131:
I'm in relationship with a lady who asked me out ;DI' ..(yeah she was damn bold ).. but the ish now is that I don't really have feelings for her and we are currently in a Long Distance Relationship, its almost a year since we last saw but despite that she is so into me !.. like She calls me at least three times a day, always asking me to send my latest pictures and also not so long she asked me to fix a day so she would come over.......I really respect that BTW.
Back to when she asked me out to be her man I actually said no but she kept on coming..I finally said yes hoping someday I'll develop feelings for her or something cause of her persistence but it never happened rather her calls everyday are beginning to irritate me kinda.

How do I end this without breaking her heart ? is it possible ?

Things that fall always get broken, NEVER FALL IN LOVE.

Love GROWS, it can be cultivated, so why not give love a chance with her.

Is it LOOKS or MONEY you are looking for in her before you commit?
For a lady to invest ONE YEAR WITH YOU. It is not joke to her. So do some deep soul search bro, and END IT or TEND IT.

Officialgarri:
y
I'll refer to my colleage as Rita.
I'll like any reader to pay attention to each character and their roles so one won't fall victim

Background:

She met a dude (rich looking) on Facebook a month+ ago who claimed to be living in the US. They've never met in person but have been video chatting.
They will video chat till middle of the night and at a point I asked what they usually discussed.

The guy introduced a woman(in Nigeria) as his mother. Rita became so relaxed as she would discuss at length with this "mother-in-law-to be" over the phone.

The Preparation :

The dude claimed to have a daughter (who lives with his mother in Nigeria) whose biological mother is late. According to the guy, the little girl was told her mother was just away for a while and he would want Rita to claim she's the biological mother of the girl.

Well, y'all know how girls get aroused and let down their guard at the mention of "marriage"

Interestingly, a little girl called and was crying.
"Mummy, where have you been all along? Why did you leave me alone for so long? When are you coming to pick me?

Rita played along and promised the girl she would come pick her very soon.

Rita, for her mind, now had a mother in-law, a daughter and a rich American husband who was coming to take her abroad next month.

Infact, Rita's family are aware of their in-laws

The scam:

Last week Wednesday, at around 4am, the little girl started calling Rita repeatedly. She refused to pick up as she assumed her little girl was just bored. For an hour, the phone won't stop ringing so she decided to pick up.
The little girl was crying profusely. Armed robbers had purportedly invaded their home and before carting away valuables, her grandma was shot "twice in the chest" because she refused to disclose her ATM card pin.

Asked where the little girl was all the period, she said she was hiding in the wardrobe and had only sought help from neighbors by screaming after the robbers had left.

At dawn, a new character emerged. The Doctor.
The Doctor, over the phone, said he would not commence treatment until #300k (Three Hundred Thousand) was deposited into the hospital account.
Convincingly, Rita received a text containing an account number bearing the account name of an hospital.

All the while, Rita's Yankee fiance kept assuring her he would reimburse her and he was coming home by weekend to attend to the matter.

Gbam, Rita deposited #300k into hospital account.

Thursday, Rita had paid another #150k to hospital account.

Even though Rita's village people started warning her, Rita's mother said she could go ahead and deposit the next #70k on Friday.

Rita then became restless but her Fiance said he had paid $3000. When I checked my own calculator, on hearing the story, the value would be at about #1,080,000.
Rita has blown!!

Saturday morning, still thinking of what I would make of Rita's boobs, I saw her coming downstairs with her luggage.

She indeed received an alert worth $3000 and was heading to Owerri where she would board a flight to Kaduna. Her fiance is on his way to Nigeria.

Mind you, it was at this stage that I first got to get to know what was going on and that she had received a huge sum as compensation.

Well, last night, I put a call through to Rita and she was crying.
What happened? She's looking for transport to come back!!!!!
What about all the millions? It was fake alert! The bank has confirmed there was no transaction of such on her account.!!

RITA IS WHAT WE CALL an OLODO.

she rejected all LEGIT NAIJA GUYS who are hustling and still keeping it real... THEN SHE BELIEVES FACEBOOK, hopefully keeps it a secret from friends who would have given her SENSE... abeg RITA WAS GREEDY.... and GREEDY PEOPLE NEED TO BE SCAMMED.


which kind of AUDIO COMMITMENT was she doing... A GUY YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ONE ON ONE.... its all a lie jare.


Pls what is the title of this MOVIE, I need disk one and two.

ONE MONTH ooooo, c'mon No NORMAL NAIJA LADY WILL FALL FOR THAT SO FAST. It is either a fake story or a movie OR she was jazzed.

this is NIGERIA dawg.... WE AINT GONNA MEET NO SUCH LADIES HERE.

Jesse25:
Have be mastubating for some years now but have not really had sex so last week I decided to try having sex, but to my greatest surprise I only got an erection for just a minute and I did not enjoy the sex which made me so disappointed in my self...masturbation as actually rule my sex life before I even started it, please how can I get my self out of this mess it was really embarrassing.

Ok calm down. its normal, NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.

You can overcome any habit but replacing it with another habit.

It is not going to be easy but if you can have someone who will hold you accountable, then it will be very practical and it will WORK.

VirginSearcher:
Don't worry u will see its gonna reduce

if you truly search for vfargin, send me a mail. I have a list of contacts

nice narrative.

Thank GOD for the LAGOS HEAT... CORONA Can not survive in HEAT,

Nigeria is special.

NO NA, that face is older than 28 o. He should be in late 30s

cuterose9:
I'm single, no kids, never been married. My last relationship was 8 years ago. I desire a single, practicing Christian male of any tribe between 31 to 41 years for a serious relationship.

Send me a mail if you are serious, and let me know when I can come and see your pastor or visit your church. I am from WINNERS Chapel.

Kingof2nations:
Best Advice for brother @30
dear older members
please offer your best advice to brother turning 30

i will be 30 next week Wednesday and really wish to get the best advice to avoid mistake.
@30 I'm not really doing bad given my family background already doing my PhD and thankfully i just got a job.

my major fear is that i have never falling in love that's if it actually exist neither have I one day work up to a girl to chik her as matter of fact every gal that I have dated or have something to do with actually toasted coconut me or came by themselves. no b say i fine ooo.
for the the records i respected this ladies i never took advantage of them.
my friends have always advice me to get serious about my relationship life now that i have no job. according to them i will find difficult to see a lady that truly love me for who I am. Truth be to told i never believed that theory but it seems is already playing out.

please how do i go searching for a life partner at this moment.
also advice on other areas of life
please pardon any typing or grammar waa really rushing didn't proof read
thanks

Sadly at 30 you are grossly behind when it comes to LIFE.

forget PHD.... or whatever you have had in the pAST. TRUE LOVE EXISTS AND IT IS REAL BUT RARE. Thanks to ENTERTAINMENT industry, the meaning has become blurred out in our generation.

SADLY, THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BEFORE 25.

I wish you read the right books,
attended the right seminars and conferences
watched the right videos and listened to the right audios. BY NOW YOU WOULD BE HAPPILY MARRIED OR ABOUT TO MARRY.


THE ONLY TRUE MEANING OF LIFE IS LOVE.

You can have academic degrees like a thermometer and still be empty. You can be as rich as you can be and you will soon find out MONEY is deceitful

who will you spend your money with, who will you share your victories and joys and weaknesses with? THIS IS WHY SOMEONE HAS TO LOVE YOU BEFORE YOU HAVE MONEY OR FAME OR SOME HIGH LEVEL OF SUCCESS because at that time, you may NEVER know what their love is based on.

Also, TRYING TO FIND LOVE ONLINE IS NOT WISE. Only very very very few ever end up in marriage and we have no record of how long such homes last.

pls Sir, Age should not drive you to marry, wisdom and maturity should. If you have NEVER been in true love then you may not be ready to date, keep growing psychologically. All ladies are not the same, all men too are not the same.

You need to first UNDERSTAND YOU. It would be unreasonable to ask someone to be burdened to spend the rest of their lives with you when you have not understood yourself enough. When you understand yourself, then you would be able to COMMUNICATE to your partner who and what you really are, and if they can not deal with it, they can remain as friends and not go any further.

Also, BE IN THE RIGHT PLACES.... where you can FIND or can be FOUND. Never let anyone pressure you into marriage by family friendship or peer pressure or any form of deception.

Lastly.... DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT? I hope you are not looking for perfection o, because even you aint perfect. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IN A WOMAN WHO WILL HAVE HER GENES IN YOUR CHILDREN? At 30, your first choices should not be by beauty or shape or skin complexion- leave that for small player boys who are yet to figure out their life.... but you should choose by CHARACTER.

I believe you were raised in a christian home.... where did you put GOD.... I thought GOD was supposed to be FIRST.... his word shows you what a virtuous woman is and the kind of women to avoid.

MARRIAGE IS FROM GOD.... no man created the idea called marriage or family. So leaving the inventor out of his invention does not make sense.
GO AND GET SERIOUS WITH GOD... because if satan sends the wrong girl to you, she will have the best character at first then later become a demon.

In the name of seeking a "GOD-FEARING" PARTNER, many have found for themselves people that even GOD FEARS. Dont be a victim. Marriage is a spiritual thing, so get counsel from spiritual people who have peaceful marriages and good homes, they can help mentor you.

GOD BLESS.

it was supposed to come out last year but it didnt

Just4test:
Have trusted too much in d past and was messed up..

your case is so funny, its like saying someone who only attended school but never studied deep for WAEC claiming that they have trust issues for the exam.

YOU JUMPED BASED ON FEELINGS AND ERECTION BRO.... own it. own your mistake and go sit your arse down and attend seminars, conferences on relationship and dating, get married mentors to guide you else this stuff will MESS YOU UP in ways you will never expect

Just4test:
Until u r legally married..u can stick to 1 den..

can you imagine your epic error

SO AFTER PRACTICING WITH SEVERAL LADIES, when you now marry, how in da hell will you be able to stick with one.


STOP LIVING A LIE MEHN... just stop.

there is a reason why people say NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE... because it does something altering to the brain.... you begin to imagine how sweet other ladies will be UNTIL the other ladies may even be your daughter or her friends.



STOP MAKING DESTINY ALTERING DECISIONS BASED ON ERECTIONS OF TODAY. grow up