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MaziOmenuko:
Keep exhibiting your ignorance. They did their diligent investigation, they gathered their facts, incase you didn't notice, they even got a search warrant before proceeding. This tells you a lot has been done prior to the barge. Infact, I can tell you authoritatively that prior to sahara reporters breaking the news about the real owner this morning, EFCC already had all those records. But they decided to keep it out of public because of their ordeal with Yakubu where Yakubu has instituted a suit already to reclaim the money.

So if EFCC is acting up, Yakubu was part of the movie baa?

What else do you expect from armchair critics?

Thanks cushion analyst.

The title of my writeup is embodied in, "What If".

Now since you are super sure of everything that is happening. Let's wait for the prosecution of the case.

Hope it won't be a secret trial?

Daalu

Earth2Metahuman:
What if your brain is mixture or sheit and noodles?


Just asking

What if this is the highest form of intelligence and wisdom you were born with?

Just asking my bro

YourImaginaryBF:
monies were discovered in huge sums. Even some bank branches do not keep up to such amount. stop trying to justify this

Remember my first paragraph on questioning happenings? To question or critique has nothing to do with justifying but to know the "why" of things.

EFCC can produce billions of Naira anywhere anytime from their own vault. They are that RICH, they have even more than that.

What do they have to gain by pulling that sort of PR stunt? People will start believing that the government is fighting corruption, whether true or false.

Why will they want people to believe such? Simply it will make the man on the street to say that the government is working. That things in Nigeria could have been better, if not that billions are being stolen. It means that next election you will vote in the government to continue with the "fight".

YourImaginaryBF:
How do you justify someone keeping 15billion naira in his house? If he has nothing to hide, why not take it to the bank?

The right question in this context becomes, how sure are you that EFCC is not acting it up to advertise whistle blowing?

Any serious security force all over the world, don't go barging in first, they investigate first. It might take months to do that sort of sting operation.

Investigate first.
Gather unrefutable proofs
Cross-check and re-examine your findings
Before "making arrest". Not arresting money, but "an individual" that made the money, if and only if it was made through corrupt means.

I know we live in a culture of not questioning things. For some any critique of the government they support makes them go apeshit in their antagonism. But pardon my inconsideration of not appeasing your emotions, some of us still question everything, especially government's action and inaction. 

Now if a new product enters the market, how does the manufacturer make it to catch on? They advertise the shit out of it. They pay tons of money to PR gurus to force the product down our throats. If it's a new government policy, what happens? Remember policies are government achievements geared towards making the masses see them in good light for re-election. The government of today claims to be tough on corruption fight, they are doing everything to tell us how serious they are. Every week we read news of billions of dollars being stolen, and our government like firefighters recovering them. Although discerning minds might disagree with the charade. Now government needs to turn the fight a notch higher. They formulated "Whistle Blower" campaign. 

The idea is to make it seem that we the masses are involved in the fight. It's like a bounty hunter's heaven. You blow a whistle against someone, government pats you on your back, and you earn some money from the recovered loot. "Ogbu opi na-eficha onu". For it to catch on, EFCC, the spearheading institution in charge has to prove to us it's already working. What's is the best PR way to prove it, if not by showing us regularly money seized through that means. 

Every week on the news we get dazzled with billions of Naira, millions of Pounds and Dollars seized from someone's apartment. They make sure to video it, snap more than hundreds of pictures and spread the news all over the Internet, make it trend in social media. And they never fail to chip in, that it was through the help of a whistle blower. They will then end the trending news with the percentage a whistle blower can earn by blowing the whistle. 

Not bad advertisement, you can become a millionaire overnight. Who wouldn't like to whistle blow with the way the government has turned the economy upside down? Funny enough we don't get to see the face or the name of those with the billions stashed away, maybe the money will tell us the owners. We are automatically meant to believe that only corruption can make someone make such money? Seems no honest man can make billions again. And we must deposit our money in the bank? It's all not bad. But don't swallow everything hook...

Atimes government spends billions for an idea to be bought by the masses. Do you know the actual amount spent to foreign and local PR gurus to sell Buhari to Nigerians? Billi Billi. 

EFCC wehdone... you are doing a good advert.‎

Remember not to go ballistic.

Hmmm. CONGRATULATIONS Boy! Not an easy feat. That sleeping for 2 hours though, okwu na-eso akuko. We love to spice stories wella for here o.

Wow, that car is the most modern car with excellent mark in most requirements you need a car to have.

It's body despite the cuteness is as tough as those old Peugeot. Everything you want your car to be like, that car is it, what remains is for the car to fly and float on water.

It's not a pity that you can't see it in Nigeria, even if you have the money for it!

Safest? In the whole Nigeria or within a particular region? Are you ready to buy land in anywhere tagged safest?

arsenal33:
You people will always find an excuse to destroy anything.

If that your statement is what can make you happy 2day, then have fun with it, bro.

NOETHNICITY:
Children of hate never ceases to disappoint
While we ve Ibo businessmen saturate the length and breadth of North, west and SS of the country, here we ve Ibos hating dangote and taking steps to halt him in the east.
Thier hate for others is indeed alarmingly sickening.

The hate you vomit out is actually sickening. Kindly reread on the issue behind the property and know if the destruction has anything to do with Dangote's desire to do biz with Bontus.

This place is getting greatly filled up with hatred and ignorance.

Then go and unshield the fakers, that was why the body was created.

Giving unnecessary excuses for ineptitude.






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Ok as far as the action is under the authority of the law, no problem.

What I heard;

What fits me is to steal in trillions, not in mere billions.

I thought those in charge during the period of the purported loss should be summoned.

Abi na normal media extravaganza

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The cake is worthy of a full catalog.

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EazyMoh:
Nice one OP the crisis between Fulani herdsmen and farmers tends to always be exaggerated and misrepresented. Many wouldn't believe these people still inter marry and live peacefully together on most occasions for the better part of time. The crisis are only from time to time. But the way things are reported it makes it seem as if the moment a Fulani herdsmen sights a farmer the next thing is killing and vice versa. Like Boko Haram and JTF.
Again if I may ask, have you seen any herdsmen with an AK47 or any firearm? Because I have never seen one in my entire life!

When I hear some people talk, I remember what I have read about some Germans that denied the fact that, "Holocaust" happened.

Read well and see where he wrote that the Tivs have allowed the Herdsmen to do whatever they wish with their herd in their farms, because of the level of terrorism the Fulani Herdsmen unleashed on them when they opposed the evil behaviour in the past.

I guess that spells out peace. Terrorism induced peace.

Government

Hmmmm, when will most Moslems understand the concept of, "live and let's live" (most not all).

What joy do some people get from causing sorrow and death to fellow humans? Funny enough most support those terrorist actions secretly in their hearts.
Evil.

God is resident everywhere. Most especially in the heart of man, especially when we acknowledge him.

But our churches are meant as a place to congregate and worship him so God lives there.

In Catholic church we have him fully in the Holy Eucharist.

God is Omnipresent

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Chidonc:
so you know ? you come dey pepper us with some kind list. angel Michael abeg remove this guy name from your list. him no deserve to make heaven.

Lol, you don become Angel Michael vice, abi book holder?

Ok, na to verify the news sure pass, because in Nigeria, government is licensed to lie.



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Chidonc:
bros 805k is not a small amount in this period, someone can still have a nice wedding with half less that amount. take the break down.
DRINKS........50-60K
anybody wey person malt standard make him carry him money go buy wine.
FOOD........100k
buy ur bag of rice and let the bride frnds cook or her church members. it is a wedding celebration not a pdp stomach infrastructure programme.
MC......3k
haba bros you no get any comic frnd. you can even call dem for free.
DJ......5K
if e pass this amount, use your china phone play music, na dj, no be life band.
MAKEUP ARTIST........0k
the bride friends can handle this for free, after all na she carry her hand do the wey u see for her face before you toast her.
DECORATION.......30K
you can hire the amount of chairs and tables you want, collect from church if people come plenty.
HALL......30-40K
no be by force to rent hall self, you fit use the venue or your compound. reception na reception, venue no matter.

SUITE........30K
you can even get lower self if you price well.

VIDEO/COVERAGE. ......25K
ask for recommendations from people around, you will get a good quality video coverage for that amount.

CAKE........15-20K
no be bag of flour them wan use bake na. at most na half bag, with that your amebo aunty wey sabi
bake, you don over come this stage.

GUEST..........100
no invite plenty people, most times you no go recover. just few family and friends is ok

CONCLUSION. ...
aunty and brother abeg if you are ready to get married don wait til you have a million naira or have a million, this is the reason why young bachelors and old sisters are everywhere. most of those things you pay exorbitant prices for are things that people around you can do for free.
but if you have the money why not, send me your invitation to attend your wedding for dubia self, I go come with my pepper dem gang members come jollyficate cos you knw say money no be problem.

Actually someone fit no spend anything at all for wedding. Borrow suit, wife tie wrapper. Use finger rosary for wedding ring. Invite only yourself and your bride.
Marriage ceremony end, go home chop "sunday rice" for Saturday. Wedding na wedding... but all get their own taste and dream.

Hmmm, but how are we sure that it's not a snake charmer feeding his pet?

King Cobra no de joke even when at the point of death.


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