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RomanceRe: Can You Date A Lady/guy With A Very Poor Command Of The English Language? by ikoha: 1:59pm On Jun 14, 2011
there is nothing wrong with that, atleast our presido did it and it paid off big time.
or better still come and date me. i have PhD in grammatology.
AutosRe: 1 month Registered Clean Bmw 3 Series 1995 Model- sold sold sold by ikoha: 8:55am On Jun 14, 2011
why do want to sell it, did u just discover that 5 series is better? meanwhile what the milleage?
AutosRe: 1 month Registered Clean Bmw 3 Series 1995 Model- sold sold sold by ikoha: 8:53am On Jun 14, 2011
why do want to sell it, did u just discover that 5 series is better? meanwhile what the milleage?
AutosRe: 1 month Registered Clean Bmw 3 Series 1995 Model- sold sold sold by ikoha: 8:51am On Jun 14, 2011
why are u selling it, did you just dicover that % series is better in no time? meanwhile whats the milleage?
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Bags Doctorate Degree From Uniport by ikoha: 8:26pm On Jun 13, 2011
Dr Patience Jonathan!huh  with this her cut-and-join motor park and phenominally never-heard-of or seen-before heavy igbotic grammer. chai!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Bachelors Avoids Financially Comfortable Spinsters.? by ikoha: 6:37pm On Jun 13, 2011
i smell something fishy here, how come the bank gave her a car and she is just earning a miserable 120K, leaves in a 3-bedroom apartment. maybe she didnt tell you her actual monthly earning. becoz for the bank to have given her a car, that means she is a high flyer in her department, therefore, the car should also come with promotion which translates to a fatter income. 120K is below the start-up salary of a banker in today's banks unless the bank in question is a micro-finance bank bcoz i have a frend that just landed a job in a new gen' bank, her salary as a beginner is 180K gross. and as per the apartment, somebody earning 120K cannot inhabit a 3-bedroom flat in a decent part of the city(lagos), where i stay. maybe the lady stays in a place like Aba, Onitsha or Enugu. meanwhile am still open to hearing this lady's side of the story. plz tell us the truth.
RomanceRe: Why Do Bachelors Avoids Financially Comfortable Spinsters.? by ikoha: 6:00pm On Jun 13, 2011
i dont think her status warrants her to be treated like that, well, am 34, i work with a renowned satellite tv company in lagos, if she is good-looking, speaks igbo, not too fat and a wife material then send her number to papifrankee@yahoo.com. i am seriously looking for a wife.
AutosRe: Registered And Tokumbo Toyota Cars: Very Cheap 08063081186 by ikoha: 10:02pm On Jun 12, 2011
hi, do you have a clean registered 2004 corolla? reply and pics to
email:chidiikem@gmail.com
AutosRe: EYE POPPING CARS; NAIRALAND AUTOSHOP. PRE-ORDER THE CAR OF YOUR DREAMS FROM USA! by ikoha: 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2011
can you get 2004 toyota corolla for me, manual or auto tx. black color with fabric interior.
email: chidiikem@gmail.com
AutosIn Need Of 04-06 Toyota Corolla Naija Used by ikoha(op): 6:55pm On Jun 12, 2011
i need a nigerian used toyota corolla in good condition.
low mill, ac and auto tx.
my email is chidiikem@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Female Smoker? by ikoha: 6:36pm On Jun 12, 2011
what a man can do a woman can do, and even better.
kini big deal if she smokes? have you not heard of women empowerment and emancipation and liberation.
if you call a woman african woman no gree she go say ' i be lady oo'
all the things men do women do too, why should smoking be an exception?
if you dull yourself in the bedroom, she will lay your back on the bed and Bleep the ghost out of your brains.
women on top!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: How America Pushed Jonathan To Order Bankole's Arrest - US Diplomatic Cable by ikoha: 5:58pm On Jun 12, 2011
sounds like an excerpt from a comic book.
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho, Nigeria's Bba Representative by ikoha: 10:35am On May 06, 2011
we will vote her fake hairy white ass out of that house as soon as she is up for eviction, and she is up for eviction on monday next week.
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho, Nigeria's Bba Representative by ikoha: 9:11am On May 06, 2011
Karen or whatever she is called is not a true ambassador of Nigeria, everything about her is fake; fake eye lashes, fake boobs, fake accent and fake character. i know she bleeped her way into BBA Amplified, knowing that she and Vina the other Nigerian girl had revealed to the other housemates and Africa that they had shared a man back here in Lagos, and that man is no other person than maybe one of the chairmen of the programme organizers. Look at the two of them, an exact opposite of Nigerian beauty. I was at one of the audtions in Abuja, where i saw a litany of naturally endowed beautiful Nigerian women and I wonder how those two pigeons made it to the final list. Maybe someone was threatened with a blackmail and all he could do to salvage the situatoin was to settle with BBA Amplified.
and now look at what an irritant she has become in the house, shameless thing, Karen!
RomanceRe: Pop-corn Begging Ladies At The Silverbird Cinemas by ikoha: 3:23pm On Apr 26, 2011
just had an encounter with one yesterday. she was beautifl, just my kind of lady, huge boobs and an onion booty that can make fashola forget his second term bid, flat tummy buh not very tall sha. she didnt asked me for a bowl of popcorn buh met me at the car park and politely asked which direction i was going. i told her and she said that was where she was going too, i looked at her, she had a very shinny set of dentition, light-skinned and a killer butt that can make an impotent man come alive, and a beautifl face. well, having seen her configuration i thought she was worth the risk. we drove off, and like they say the rest is history. she was quite good in what she did. she left my house this morning before the election buh not without my 5k and last nite drinks. if u asked me i'd tell u i got he value for my money. long live nigeria, long live, lagos state, long live silverbird galleria!!!
PoliticsRe: Reuters----80% Lagosians Will Vote Jonathan. How True? by ikoha: 11:00pm On Apr 07, 2011
Goodluck is still the most credible candidate, experience-wise under democratic setting, of all the lots vying for the post of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria in 2011. Look at Buhari, pathetic. Then Ribadu, confusion and frustration. If Goodluck was not in the ring, Ribadu would have been a manageable or tolerable alternative. Now as per Lagos state, Fahola is all we can think of because for him, so far so fair.
PoliticsRe: Bride Abandons Wedding For Nnpc Test? (PIX) by ikoha: 5:32am On Mar 29, 2011
well , before i say it was a scam or circumstancial, stage-managed or whatever, there are some questions we should have asked the poster. Firstly, what time of the day was the test scheduled? Because if this happened between the hours of 9 and 10 in the morning, there is every possibility that she had come to write the test before the commencement of the church service knowing full well that most church wedding services starts from 10. Secondly, was their any member of her bridal train or family member spotted around her outside the test venue, becuase like the poster wrote thay she abandoned her wedding. I think an avalanche of guests, church members, friends and family members including the groom and chief brides maid would have followed her in teary eyes to see where the madness ended, i mean if this was a real wedding scenario. Finally, job and marriage which one is more important to a girl? To the men, i can easily give an answer. But for a girl to abandon the greatest occassion in her life for a job she was not even sure of is something to worry about and calls for the re-assessment of our true value. Therefore, if it was stage-managed, i definitely respect her creativity and ingenuity but if it happened that it was her wedding day indeed, i can only but call her name SORRY.
RomanceRe: Blackbery Craze: An Encounter With A Blackberry Babe by ikoha: 10:38pm On Mar 25, 2011
I had a similar experience on sunday last week. It happened that i was coming back from church( Canaanland, Otta) to Apapa, when a girl waved me down at the exit. It happened that she was going in my direction. Normally, i dont like driving a long distance alone, so i decided to pick up this pretty young damsel in her very early 20's. As soon as she settled in my front passenger seat, she reached deep into her handbag, low and behold, she brought out the almighty BB. From that moment on, she just forgot that somebody by way of me was beside. All the questions like 'how was today's church service, whats ya name, what do you do?' fell on deaf ears. She was completely lost in the world of her BB. She didnt care which direction we were driving at, all she did was to, at interval, exclaim 'damn, oh my god, WTF, geez, and a litany of other chat phrases and words. She totally defeated my aim of picking her up, which was companionship. I didnt know she already had a companion, which was her BB. She was to stop at Abule-ado but by the tme she realized herself we were already at Agboju. She had to return to her bus stop which was already some distance apart. The moral of the story is that there is a madness going on presently, which is BB madness and it is more rampant among the female folks. They have been duped, raped, kidnapped, knocked down and exploited because of this BB frenzy. It is really terrible. May God help us and save our girlz from the menancing grip of BB.
TV/MoviesRe: Dstv Explains Hike In Tarrifs by ikoha: 5:41pm On Mar 19, 2011
BOYCOTT KO BOYSCOUT NI! BY THE TIME YOUR KIDS WORRY YOU ABOUT CARTOON NETWORK, DISNEY CHANNEL, AND YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND NAGS ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF AFRICAMAGIC OR YOUR GRANDFATHER COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING LEFT IN THE DARK BECAUSE OF NO CNN, SKYNEWS, ALJAZEERA AND EURONEWS, NOBODY WILL TELL YOU TO GO AND PAY FOR 12 MONTHS AND GET 1 MONTH FREE BEFORE THE NEW TARIFF TAKES EFFECT FROM APRIL.

AS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, WE HAVE CHOSEN DSTV UNTIL THERE IS A BETTER ALTERNATIVE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Is Roman Abramovich Set To Dump Chelsea by ikoha: 6:12pm On Dec 09, 2010
Abramovich or not , Chelsea till God and Lucifer bathe in the same shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AutosRe: 00 Toyota Avensis Manual Very New 9ja Used 900k reduce price 800k off thread by ikoha: 8:06pm On Dec 08, 2010
600k cash feedback to chidiikem@gmail.com
AutosRe: Very Clean Peugeot 306 (wagon) For Sale***Price reduced*** by ikoha: 7:43pm On Dec 08, 2010
i need pix
AutosRe: Very Neat Nigerian Used E.o.d by ikoha: 6:28pm On Dec 08, 2010
haha. happy sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AutosRe: Volvo S80 2000 Model 750k by ikoha: 8:10pm On Dec 06, 2010
can u tell me that am in good hands?
AutosRe: Volvo S80 2000 Model 750k by ikoha: 8:08pm On Dec 06, 2010
i own the same car, be very wary. there are a handfull of trounbling issues with that model. the abs module is prone to failure and is expensive to replace ($1000 aprox). spring pads wear quickly ($350 aprox) causing an unsettling thump when hitting bumps in the road. milage is an issue as you creep around the 100k mark as the sevice at 105k is a mother (1000-1300). the electrical system in general is full of gremlins,

now for the good news, all of the above estimates are based on dealer repairs. the abs module can be rebuilt for about $150. save this query and hit me up if it becomes an issue ill hip you to a guy that does good work, i just had mine done, lemme give it a few miles before i recomend him.
as for speed the car is fast but not quick, off the line is a bit sluggish and the first gear is super short. top end is nice but the mid range is phenomenal, passing on the hiway rules. i love my car and am happy to dump money into it. if you can afford a princess be my guest, if not then i might suggest you look else where.
Source(s):
2000 s8 t6 owner, mechanic.
AutosRe: Volvo S80 2000 Model 750k by ikoha: 7:52pm On Dec 06, 2010
where is the location of car for inspection?
AutosRe: Registered 2000/2001 Toyota Camry Reg.this Year Call 0803489191 Now #860,000 by ikoha: 6:23pm On Dec 06, 2010
i need pix, millage figures and VIN
AutosRe: Tokunbo Cars Btw 450,000naira - 5,000,000naira With Number Registration by ikoha: 12:57pm On Dec 06, 2010
mr larry, can i get 96 camry full option for 700k? feedback to chidiikem@gmail.com or txt 08064827800. thanx

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