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the typing is as dumb as the post. what a nonsense!!!!!!

still on

still on

keep them coming guys

20 more applications to go. keep them coming guys.

Vacancy exists for the post of a marketer in a fast growing company in the communication industry.

Requirement:

-Minimum of OND in Marketing or Business Administration

-Must not be more than 25 years old

-Residing around Olodi, Kirikiri, Amukoko, Apapa will be an added advantage

-Must be computer literate

-Must have an exceptional marketing skill

-Must have a pleasant positive attitude

-Must be smart and intelligent

Interested applicants should forward their application letter and cv to chidikunta@yahoo.com

Vacancy exists for the post of a marketer in a fast growing company in the communication industry.
Requirement:
-Minimum of OND in Marketing or Business Administration
-Must not be more than 25 years old
-Residing around Olodi, Kirikiri, Amukoko, Apapa will be an added advantage
-Must be computer literate
-Must have an exceptional marketing skill
-Must have a pleasant positive attitude positive attitude
Interested applicants should forward their application letter and cv to chidikunta@yahoo.com

to get laid regularly. banza question~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

maybe i missed something but this contract was awarded before Mrs Okonjo resumed work. and according to the report, she was still carrying out investigation into the award of the contract being that she was not the one that awarded the contract. is she not supposed to gather her facts together so that when she comes to the  panel she will be able to present fact and figures? i dont understand the speed at which the panel wants her to appear before them. is she not supposed to be given adequate time or an ultimatum after which the panel can start talking tough and finally heaping legal brimstones on her. this is just a case of someone in your family commits a crime and you get quizzed about it and finally gets arrested. just my opinion.

Abakpa Nike and Obiagu in Enugu, Ajengunle, Mushin, Isale Eko, Bariga, Maroko and Orile in Lagos.
Okpoko and mammy market in Onitsha.

i cant stand a fat woman because of all the health complications associated with being fat at later stage in life. there is a thin line between obesity and ''orobosity''. arthritis, diabetes, cardio-vascular issues and other echetaram echetaram are some of the complications that can arise from being fat at old age.

sexually, they are always an uphill task to conquer with all the foldings and ''tyres'' here and there.
a fat lady puts me off big time.
NO OFFENCE!

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! used to listen to wazobia and inspiration fm. but got tired of hearing the same voices everyday. and there are way too many radio stations in lagos that you dont even kno which one to tune into. the beat fm sucks with those three people that present morning program in from morning till noon, they talk about just rubbish.

Well, I have found out that some people on NL are nothing but chronic critics and ardent GEJ haters, therefore, no matter what the man does they will perpetually criticize him. And funny enough, they criticize in an incomprehensible ''motor park'' English that renders their criticism null and void. sometimes i wonder if some of you even saw the four walls of a kindergarten let alone a higher education. nevertheless, GEJ is still my president and your president, therefore, pray for him.

wetin concern baboon with the price of crayfish in Oshodi market? mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!

@POSTER. i think you need the help of a professional, and i know a good one who can help, if you are interested, please send a mail to chidikunta@yahoo.com or talk to chaz b of inspiration fm every monday, wednesday and friday.

@POSTER. i think you need the help of a professional, and i know a good one who can help, if you are interested, please send a mail to chidikunta@yahoo.com or talk to chaz b of inspiration fm every monday, wednesday and friday.

it is very pathetic, i was working with a pharmaceutical company sometime ago, imagine, they were paying my area manager, who was a pharmacist 65k while they were paying other biological scientists including me a biochemist, 55k. though they gave us kia rio as official cars but the salary was nothing to write home about despite the monthly 5k allowance for fuel. then considering the distance (V.I, Yaba, Shomolu, Bariga, Akoka, Ikoyi, Idumota, Gbagada, Obalende, V.G.C, Lekki, Aja, Ibeju-Lekki, Epe, e.t.c) i had to cover as a medical representative, using the word slavery is an understatement.
i have since jettisoned the pharmaceutical profession to something more lucrative.
abeg, stay put where you are unless you are ready to start something of your own, and have enough courage and the financial muscle to wrestle with the hydra-headed monsters of insecurity, infrastructural decadence, and corruption.

2go is meant for students. i was a huge fan of it till i found out that most othe people there are fakers and takers. they claimed who they were not. they asked you for money to come visit you, they asked for recharge cards to continue chatting with you, and generally nothing meaningful came out of it. i had over 400 on my friends list but virtually all of them were students and it was at that point i concluded that it was meant for students basically. some real things came out of it though, but like someone said ''what happens in Vegas remains in Vegas''.

1. they have conjuctivitis a.k.a apollo.
2. they are shy.
3. they are hiding from reality
4. they are allergic to bright light or sunlight.
5. they are trying to avoid direct eye contact, especially, if they have been a 'hussler'. they want to see  you before you see them so that they can save their face.
6. they are fashionistas.
7.they want to feel among.
8.they dont want dust, flying insects or other 'yama-yama' foreign objects or particles to enter their eyes.
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i believe it exists the same way i believe that God exists.
but am not afraid of it because by faith i know it is not meant for my spirit.

@BEAUTIFUL.B. Hi

i believe it exists the same way i believe that God exists.
but am not afraid of it because by faith i know it is not meant for my spirit.

my condolence goes to the family, and i pray that God Almighty will give the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.
may God also give the police the wisdom, courage, and the strength to carry out a proper investigation into the circumstances surrounding their demise to avert such a myserious death in the  future.

Nigeria, Good people, Great nation.

livedit:
Livedit met her (now) husband online and very happily married. We've known it each now going on 2 years. We married a little over a year later after courtship/meeting. He is the same today as he was when I met him. Sure, my family AND his family was against us. Even laughed and made jokes saying it wasn't going to work out and the normail stereotyping and closemindness I'm hearing today. Now my honey and I have the last laughed. Both sides adore us.

I also have friends who met online. Now happily married with families going strong.

It just amazes me how many people are so closed minded. Still living in this box of the way they think things should be. Not all online relationships work just like not all "real life" relationships work out. People can be a fraud on and offline. The point is, regardless of the original meet rather on or offline, you DO need to meet again and again etc. to get to know each other.

I met my ex-boyfriend in person. And Lord forgive me, I swear he was the bottom of the barrow. He was a fraud, liar, cheater, deceiver, user, loser and a scammer.

Regardless on how a couple meet, rather online or offline, you need to take the time to get to know each other. Sure, online you can meet alot of criminals/scammers, but is it just limited there? Just like in "real life" you have to be careful whom you hook up with. You can STILL pretend to be someone you're not.

So according to some people, all failed relationships failed because they must've ALL met online. Wow!!

thank you aunty livedit. with that your comment and as a living witness to the matter at hand, which is what am looking for, i am now 101% behind my very good friend.

how did u get in involved in the first place?
how do u mean you find it hard to quit?
are there some unseen spiritual police standing behind you with ak-47 24/7?

this is really laughable because if you could post this, you can as well quit.
but remember there is a way that seemeth right to a man but the end thereof is death.

[b][b]Legendary singer Tuface confesses to trying out marijuana and insists that he is off it now. The singer who jointly won the BET plaque with D’banj in a recent interview was quoted as saying he has smoked marijuana to get ‘ire’ [high]. His response to the question about drugs was:

“When it comes to drugs, I can say I drink Panadol sometimes when I have headache. Or I can take Vitamin C. Marijuana? Yes, I have tried it before. I tried it and I felt ire (high).

I don’t want to even start encouraging anybody or talking about that. But I am just being truthful. I have done it before. Cocaine, heroin? I have never taken tried those ones.Never, ever, ever.

I have never taken marijuana to go onstage. It was just for relaxation purpose. But like I said, I don’t even want to go there.

So, let’s leave that. I just knew marijuana wasn’t for me. So I stopped. Because it makes me feel I am in another world.

I stopped using it a couple of years ago. I wouldn’t say it was difficult stopping it. It wasn’t too difficult.

It was just craziness that introduced me to marijuana. You know how youthful energy used to push one into things like that. In those days; I listened to songs like Rolling down the Street Smoking.

All those songs can influence, if you want to be influenced. It is not for me to advise musicians not to write or sing about drugs.[/b]Then he added:

The thing is just to bring up your kids the right way. Not letting them fear, but let them see the truth, the reality and make their choices by themselves.[/b]

claremont:
No! Go and find "love" in the real world.

which real world are u talking about? they have already met and the man is considering marriage. he told me about his plans and the circumstances surrounding their meeting, which i was not cool with, therefore, i decided to post this and see the comments and opinions of some well-thinking nairalanders, which you are very far from being.

Goldieluks:
I don't see anything wrong with marrying someone you met online,
so far ypu have spent some quality time with them in reality and getting to know what they are like,
i think they are good to go.You can meet your life partner anywhere,on the internet,road side,train,plane,work place, it
doesn't really matter,so far there's a good chemistry and you both share a mutual understanding,that's part of all there is.

nice one.

my friend met this chic on facebook, they became friends, and started talking like five times daily untill they finally met face-to-face.
the chemistry was right, she confessed that my friend scored way beyond what she had anticipated physically. she likes tall, dark and athletic physique, which she has found in him. my friend liked her alot because she was his kind of woman, intellectually, physically and, character-wise he could say she was okidoki having been with her for not too long as to ascertain that. both are working, she is 26 and he is 31.
right now, my friend is considering marriage and she happens to be top on his list.
my question is have you seen couples that met online and ended up in a family way? what are the consequences? how will people feel during the introduction that they met on facebook, a social network?

serious answers only!!!!

well guyz to say my mind, if virgin mary could get pregnant by the power of the holy spirit, i believe, this guy could as well get a humanly impossible 7.99 . CU is located in a church environment where the power of the holy spirit is uncontrollably available 24/7 via sunday services, midweek services, night vigils, prayer meetings, shiloh, youth conferences and a litany of other church programs. holy spirit must have knocked his putty brain open in any of those instances. just another miracle. c'mon! praise the lord somebody!!!!!!

nairalanders una no kill me for my mama oooo. laff wan tear my obrokos.

a good shower before going to bed can reduce your chances of being attacked by mosquitoes because mosquitoes are mainly attracted by body odor, body temperature, sweat and smelly feet

you are right, i am a witness