₦airaland Forum

“As I speak with you, today (yesterday) we can commence commercial flights into and from this airport. We are also in the process of working with the airline for the flight to commence immediately.”


you guys should read between the lines. they have not started

i dont care whether he uses a batallion of police, plus a cantonement of soldiers or the entire Nigerian army from the newest recruit to the chief of defense staf but woe betide him and his cohorts the day their orderly will lay their filthy hands on me or anybody that brings such abuse to my notice with clear evidence of abuse. i will sooooooo show them say ''i be lawyer, and trouble na my work''. by the time i unleash some radical legal bulldogs like Keyamo, Falana, my wife and me on them, then they will know say ''trouble(me & co) dey sleep iyanga(paddy & co) come wakeam'' NONSENSE!!!

i will join him in prayer, declare two days fasting every week, and pray 15 decades of holy rosary every nite untill mugu ati maga fall, then we will pay our tithe in winners church, do our thanksgiving in synagogue, give our offering in christ embassy, sow our seed offering in redeemed, confess in the vatican, and repent in chosen.
so if you see us drive by halla at your boys!!!

Goldieluks:
@OP,
Yes,sometimes ,most times.

i had a situation where i wanted to bleep a chic and she was resisting, i being that kind of person that respects the right of a woman when she says she doesnt want any soldier to enter her barracks, i let her be. buh she later told her friend that she actually wanted to be bleeped but i didnt pressurize her enough to submit her v pass-pot. imagine!
but since then even if she said no, i still keep the pressure coming, materially, financially, verbally and otherwise, and it does pay off finally, all the time,

their NO equals to YES because mama told them when a man touches your bosom, tell him "don't"
and when he touches your honey pot, tell him "stop"
so combine both words you will get dont stop so when she says no it means yes.

gbaguaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

tEsLim:
Well truely they bounce by look. There was a night at Soul Lounge or maybe News Cafe. This guy came he was looking bleached with jerry curls and flash igbo man belt with all those aba blings. He was bounced! BUt this guy was shocked he looked at himself several time and was like "Abi dem no see how i baff up reach?" and wanted entry by force. The bouncers have a way of analyzing people. They even can tell if you live around lekki/ikoyi/vi axises and if you where coming from deep deep mainland like mazamaza , iyana ipaja and things.

from your comment, the guy dressed like boy alinco in papa ajasco and friends, which means the guy dressed like a clown, and no serious bouncer in a serious club will welcome a clown who might later on go from one corner to corner to beg for drinks and money. atleast, somebody going to a club is supposed to be in a decent party wears, but if you a public figure or a regular caller at the club whom the bouncers know your spending capacity, then you can afford to dress as weird as Denrele or Terry G. But the problem i have with this post is that he said they bounced the driver at the first club, they went home and, presumably, changed into an outfit that complimented the night and the occasion, and low and behold he was bounced again at the second club, why? he was a driver. was he wearing a tag that read Member, Nigerian Union of Road transport Workers? my point is that i ahve not seen a person who dressed decently to the club being bounced out of the club.

guy, this is the dumbest fairy-tale i have read in a long time, haba, no be the same lagos clubs me i dey go? from mainland to island, as long as you dont wear a bathroom slippers, palm slippers, a short( for guys), or dressed like a christian mother attending an august meeting(for ladies), you are welcome to any public nite club in lagos. mind you that as you enter the club it is not written on your face whether your are a driver, a mechanic, a refuse collector, a pilot, or an armed robber. people that come on their legediz benz are allowed entrance let alone someone that drives even though na molue or keke, i bet you the bouncers will even usher you inside and insist that the dj plays you 'black and yellow' by whiz khalifa. moreover, in the worst case scenario, those bouncers collect tips. they even do pay for two and get one free. i have seen people wearing agbada, konkosa, some wore suits like a banker on a monday morning, and some in long garments like a reverend father or a jewish rabbi in high profile clubs in lagos, thanks to the egunje the bouncer collect.

you guys should know the kind of nonsense you post here oooo, and stop provoking people unnecessarily.

sweetdiva:
Hi all,I don't neeD a player but a serious man to married to but u can call me on 07043348813. Am slim,tall,sexy that everyman wants.

you are looking for a rich guy to marry?
are u rich? bcause if you are not rich and you are looking for a rich man to marry is like wanting a prince when you are not a princess.
every man wants you and you are here marketing,
what a laughable irony, goodluck sha.

annawhite:
why dis room dey jam packed like dis?
Who dem dey find?

it is beacause, am here.lol! anna, how na?

@IYA---i for like help but i no gbadun fajins cos their wahala to much. before i go enter the place i for don waste enuf vaselin, penicilin and penetrin. and when i finally help bring down the berlin wall, she no go thank me rather she will just recline for one corner of my bed dey pray holy rosary. so i no wan all those paroles again.

@annawhyte--hpw are u today?

wetin concern agbero with overload. wetin concern me concern visa. buffoons.

i will marry bisjosh

@OP. before i write anything let me rebuke you in Jesus Name. ehe! as for the topic @hand, any lady that has all these qualities will immediately switch my love mode on sharp sharp!!! so as per satan wey you be, u fit tempt me with any lady that has all these qualitie and see my reaction.

@Bizbook. i wish to know the price of getting 2004 toyota corolla and 1996 camry. very clean ones. forget the clearing for my brother is a clearing agent. please be reasonable because i want to resell those cars. i am just tired of my present job and want to use the small money in my hands to start auto biz. thanx.

who is the father of the child, and was she married
buh if you ask me na who i go ask,
the matter wey you see so i don tey wey start,
i no go fit talkam eheavy for mouth.

i comment my reserve cos this story has so much loop holes that leaves little to imagination.

daddy happy koh sad ni.
i am working hard to make heaven so that i will have a first hand experience of what God will tell these men.

hey guyz but this man has given out more than any pastor in this country.
i watch his emmanuel tv and going by what i have seen so far what they said was the truth and nothing but the truth.
even my own church, winners can not compete with that man in terms of giving to the needy.
he gives to nations too.
unlike christ embassy that bore you to the bone marrows with one giving or another they always have one project or another if it is not rhapsody day it will be partners day or father's day, cell day, pastor's birthday, ministry day, healing school day, internet day, the list is endless and they never give back to the helpless poor from whose pockets these moneys are been milked from. last year they collected gate fee of 1000 naira from people to attend their 31st nite program and they called it crowd control measure. would christ do that if he was still walking the surface of this earth bodily?
buh i hardly see something like that in synagogue or winners.
T.B definitely out shines all of them in terms of giving.

@VIC JUSTICE: how does a Nigerian seek asylum in europe, especialyy in Germany?

@1025. you jumped like a man but landed like a woman, no offence, but you saying that Buhari/Bakare was the solution we need in this country was like saying that super glue is a cure to an eye infection. you sounded very political and partizan at that. be that as it, political statements are not what we need at this trying moment of our life as a nation.
you see, am not a fan of any political party but i tell you Jonathan is like a good driver surrounded by bad people(PDP) driving a faulty vehicle(Nigeria) that needs fixing. GEJ cannot do everything by himself. it is high time people understood and come to the reality that producing the preisdent of this country is not an exclusive birth right of any particular region of this country. everybody, including the Boko bros, should know that their is a wind of change blowing across the world. and if this country should go the way they are targeting, they will be the hardest hit. let him that has ear hear what the spirit is saying.

koko haram
gboko harass
okoko haround
boko hamas
boko haram
these guyz are really threatening the peace of this country. and my utmost annoyance is that their victims are always helpless, suffering-and-smiling Nigerians who are struggling for their daily bread. these wicked and unreasonable islamic fanatics, fundamentalists, and psychotic lunatics should leave innocent and harmless masses alone because these poor people are not their problem. they should confront these shameless, pot-bellied and disgruntled LEGISLOOTERS, POORVERNORS, CHAIRTHIEVES, and their likes. it is good that they have taken their trade to the headquarters of the most corrupt entity in this country and shook them to their very foundations but killing innocent citizen was unjustifiable.
and for you to see how short-sighted, dumb and stupid  the security agents were, they took a suspicious vehicle to such a huge garage where a litany of vehicles were packed. the traffic warden was quick to jump into the front passenger side of the vehicle because of their strong affinity to jump into the front seat of vehicle maybe to go and negotiate a bribe and lost his life in the process. that should be a big lesson to all of them including the dreaded LASTMA men, which are every motorist's worst nightmare here in Lagos. they jump into the front seat of vehicles at the slightest impulse like what i dont know.
and 'oga' BOKO, what are your grievances? what are you agitating for? Militants in Niger-Delta are fighting for resource control and emancipation of their people. Biafra is agitating because of marginalization. so mr BOKO and Co what do you want

[but why are am robbers in lagos usually tall & dark? ]  

so that they can easily jump fences.

@zenatta. you can find them here and in me in particular.

we tall men dont keep grudges like thee short men.
we are not unnecessarily competitive like the short men
we are very generous unlike the short men that withholds everything cos they think nature has with-held their height.
most women are short, therefore, they look for tall men who will compliment them.
on a lighter note, an average tall man is naturally endowed. our third legs are above normal, ranging from 9 to 12 inches. i can authoritatively tell you that.
a lot of short men have issues with their self confidence.

@poster: my friend is a satellite tv installer here in Lagos and he has been saving so much to travel to Germany where he thinks his skills will pay off better. he is a graduate, his monthly salary is about 40k. he plans going their with his transcript and relevant results just in case the need arises for further studies. he is planning on getting a tourist visa. i have advised him to hold on and get a better job but he said our economic system and high rate of unemployment had made his life to almost remain the same 7 years after graduation from the university. he has so much responsibilities that he thinks if does get something better or get out of this country he will get choked up in them.
please what kind of visa should he apply for and what are his chances?
please genuine and serious contributions only.

what are the challenges i may face at airport with a two-week tourist visa in France. how do i make hotel reservation in France and the cost?

manual or auto transmission? and whats the milleage?

whats the milleage and engine pictures.

no! you will not. please dont take the job untill they make it 900k. you survived while u were jobless and now you are sure of 90k @the end of every month plus other side bets, you are here asking can i survive on 90k per month? maybe this is a testimony in disguise. mschewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!