where is Lagos?

what did The accused say to the accuser?

methodman: Funny but i dont believe in all dis stuffs. i heard if someone shud go to the market and den bends down to look in between his/her legs....Na different kind of Ghosts and evil spirits person go deh see. I think i will try dis out soon sef. Lol

you wont be alive to tell what you will see.

Banky W., belongs to Otto boys, i think cos his head looks like Otto..

who will pass through such a rigorous test to smell a punny where as i can enter any hotel in Festac and a sharp babe that will give you everything including butt-licking for just 1k.

i think this post should have been about etisalat cos their network as per data services has completely collapsed since last week.

GARRI (x7):
What is Atiku

(noun)- the name of a person who contested and lost in a presidential election, who by virtue of losing turned himself to an enemy of the state and might be linked to BH.

(adjective) - atikulistic(habit of winning and losing election, act of saying errant nonsense to discredit the incumbent government.

(noun) - atikulation(the state of winning and losing elections)

i hope the person they killed was there fellow ofe mmanu brother cos if the person was nwa nna then mkpa mkpa ga akpa...

where is the curve na? All i can see is a bunch of phat shiat dispenser. Only God know how many tissue paperz she consumes per shiating. She should hit the gym asap.

slimyem: If i die young-Band Perry..
...i don't know what it is with me and that song.

is there a history of untimely death in your family. If so, you need to gather your acts together cos you are about to meet with your creator.

hillsong - all i need is you

comedy ko remedy ni.
Even ali baba wey be there papa has not made such money. Evn basket mouth that is like a 5-star general with few endorsements never gather that kain money for comedy. EFCC will soon be knocking on his door

used to be my car but now stolen so punnies,awohol and ma job.

i will so love it cos it will be a perfect opportunity for me to fulfill my age long dream of ble.e.ping Miss Chima in the azz.

all those stolen cars were registered, right? I wonder how and why some people still drive unregistered cars even in mid-night.

etisalat is the mofocking best

950k contact chidikunta@yahoo.com

Castos: Solar Planux. Hehehehehehehehehehe. What a name, really trying to impress the unempresseable. Failure award is the name, i have not seen such an album failure before. I can nearly swear and deny ever hearing any of their songs even on radio.

well, that is because you stay in the rock bottom of atlantic ocean. [center][/center]

oyewolejos: I understand what the OP is saying and sadly gone are the days when Naija men in the US will work their ass off to provide for their family. Is now a norm to see able men sitting down at home while their wives/gf will go to work. As a man my heart bleeds whenever i see this trend. The OP is just stating the obvious. But OP wait for your time as ur desperation might bring some shaddy people towards your way. Look before u leap

that kind of trait is not new to yoruba men. I remember the time i was working in Lagos Island, where you'd see some lazy azz yoruba men sitting down all day smoking weed and drinking kpalaga while their wives were transporting loads on their head for those Igbo business men. I also noticed that most succesful business owners competing with Igbo guys there were owned by yoruba women. Yoruba men are too lazy. An average Igbo man will rather die in hunger than depend on a woman for his daily sustenance without bringing anything to the table. Therefore, switheart if you truly need a man who does not give a damn abt your money, pray that God gives you an Igbo man. But something tells me you are a bloke azz beetch looking for a rich niqqqa to milk dry with no sugar.

the woman must be a life-time settler, with her over-age status she settled till she won the MBGN, now she don settle go camp? Her otene must be hurting badly.

this old cargo akata, the most beautiful girl Nigeria? Lie lie! Were the judges high on her puchi juice or alomo or there was a drought of contestants? My gf is much more finer and younger.

YOUR FATHER! However, amen!

dayokanu: Thank you Omo NOba Erediauwa for putting the clueless clown Retardeen Jonathan in his place.

On top say retardeen wear beads and dressed up for the occasion. What a m0r0n

you are more clueless. In every African culture, when somebody pays you a visit even if he was your enemy you must treat him with highest level of courtesy and hospitality.
The Oba got it wrong...BIG TIME.

Ozonna: Biko let's save her though she dey fall our hand badly but atleast for 9ja sake. When she comes back after d game must have ended, we can now treat her F u ck up.

it's either you are high on some sh.i.t, probably, hallucinating or you are plainly dumb and stewpid.

FXKing2012:

What is the lawyer's business in all this? Why carry it on his head as if he was the one slapped by the bishop? Cant u see he's being used by the devil to distract worshipers? Tens of thousands of children get slapped everyday in Nigeria, why not go suing others? Why is it only Bishop Oyedepo that deserves to be sued?

you are so pathetic.

they have a five-star restaurant for the americans, britons and the filipinos and for the Nigerians which they normally refer to as the locals all they got for us is a miserable canteen where some dirty yoruba women cook amala and ewedu everyday with impunity.

Nosa-Henry:
She fall our proud hand no be small. She better go back to her Ijebu village

you are so right. But prezzo will miss that Ijebu clit, heard their babes getam like cow tongue

Ileke-IdI:




ROTFL

How old is whizkid fo real? That's the typical stature of Nigerian men. . . . always short and twiggy.

d.ck head, you can only think like that, probably, because the only Nigeria men you have always seen are from calabar and Akwa ibom or the only Nigerian male musicians you have ever seen are M.I and his Choc midgets.

etisalat all the way with their 3.5G everywhere no matter the time of the day. The downlink and uplink speed is phenomenal. I can download videos while on the move from Festac to work (Agbara, Ogun State) daily. MTN is a pack of poo. If you bought like say their hourly unlimited plan, you wont be able able to commision a single web page before your time is up unless you want to keep vigil evry night from around 1am till 6am just to work online- THEIR FATHER! . My grudge with etisalat is that they dont have UNLIMITED data plan.

this is will be good news to BH... Am sure they must be salivating by now.
I suggest they bring the match to Lagos, Teslim Balogun Stadium is on point.