₦airaland Forum

Kingray10:
When you are done dancing naked in the street of nairaland let me know.

Kingray10:
Your president is telling Qatar that you will seek bribe, and you are here supporting him.
I used to think highly of you, but just realized that money doesn't equal sense.

Kingray10:
Am I the only who sees this as a stupidity.
Why is he selling his country out as people who seeks bribery.

Abdul4trust1:
please, I wanted to add payment method on ok.x p2p but I'm stuck at bank code. Please what do they mean by bank code?

Crvrider:
Saw this on the tg group am in. ilegendd is it you?

Pharaoh4rin:
Absolutely.

iLegend, I asked of you sometimes last year. I thought you no longer on NL. Abi na ghostmode you dey now?

talk2hb1:
So You Think

Pharaoh4rin:
4k'em.
If any lady is not comfortable with my personality, let her go to hell. They usually think they have a place in our hearts. money matter to some of us more than them.
Money,
Books,
Fashion,
Good food then
Women
Sport
Etc

talk2hb1:
Tooh,
I just don't want to betray my Gender, I could have shared what makes Men Bond and attached.

Quoteit:
@ iLege.ndd and everyone

Please how do you convert on bybit at zero or very low fee? The fees I can see are high.

DieRich5:
SLP doing 60% and my bags still big as fvck

Waiting to cut my losses

How Crypto Moves Or Will Move This Year.

BTC moves
Eth follows a little
BTC moves again
ETH follows even more, but still shy

XRP gets upset that ETH is shy and moves a little but remember it still has a case, so it can't move too much yet.

At this point, DOGE and his girlfriend SHIB are angry with XRP's laziness for not taking over from ETH.

Few days later, DOGE opens the floor by making a little move as SHIB, the wife and PEPE, the first son, watch.

PEPE gets upset that daddy DOGE is too dull, so he pumps.

At this point, everyone begins to grow, especially Layer 1 and Layer 2 as some of the new coins watch while being eager to jump into the boat — especially AI, game, and meme coins.

BTC dumps a little and everybody dumps too. BTC moves upward a little, and some alts dump even further while some (the new guys) make little moves.

After back and forth for some days or weeks, some aggrieved alts begin to pump regardless of what BTC is doing.

Unfortunately, one sad Saturday or Sunday, BTC does a dump 1, dump 2 (few hours later) and dump 3 and all the coins bleed as if it's a bear market, but there will be one newly listed coin that keeps pumping even though everyone is bleeding and all Mr. & Mrs. FOMOs will join that particular new shiny object.

It pumps to the next day and more FOMOers joined. On the 3rd day, it keeps pumping to even 1200% or more because it's been listed on multiple exchanges and now has futures trade option.

Sadly, the big boys (the manipulators) will pull the trigger and it will dump 79% or more in less than 5 minutes.

At this point, the entire red market of 3 days ago has started recovering while the FOMOers of the pumping coin are either smiling because they left before the crash or crying because the Devil has pushed them to FOMO with everything they have and they've lost it all. Now, it's time for them to scream, "Crypto is a scam."

The people that bought 3 days ago when the market was red are beginning to see some profits. At this point, alts will start pumping as if they're rushing to Heaven. You'll be seeing greens everywhere from 50% to 300% and more in a day.

Those who aren't organized or have a mapped out plan ahead of time will be confused. They'll be in a coin making profit, but that one that is pumping the hardest is the one they're saying to themselves, "I wished I joined this coin when my spirit or someone told me to."

Or "Damn! Now that I left, this b+stard has started pumping." They rejoin, and boom, it starts dumping. They become anxious and angry.

They leave and Elon Musk or someone makes a tweet and that coin starts pumping again. No be juju be this?

At this point, those who told you to buy so so and so coins will begin to say, "I hope you bought XYZ that I told you about? Those who did are now in X20 profit. Hahaha."

Now, all the newbies start asking, boss, is it too late to join XYZ? Can I jump in? I want to HODL it for 69 years.

Then, one mad man from nowhere screams, "All these fraudsters. Crypto is a scam. You people should stop deceiving yourself."

One newbie jumps out of nowhere and yells, "Please, who can teach me spot trading? I want to invest 3,500 Naira so I can turn it to 3.5 million next week."

The fight, argument, abuse, pump, dump, continues until 5% organized people go home with profit while 95% unorganized lose out because they where too emotional with their trades and even refused to grab profit and run along with it like our president, Tinubu would advise.

The ones that grabbed and ran came back "emotionally" to reinvest wrongly without a critical analysis and calculation and lost it all.

We are at the top of the market and the smart ones are taking profit while yelling, "We're going higher." So that newbies will keep buying at the top and end up selling at the bottom.

Three weeks later, alts are still pumping, but deep down, bear market has been activated 21 days ago, but newcomers don't know.

Bad guys are already shorting BTC while creating videos on YouTube to deceive the innocent ones except 1 person who will tell us the truth and his name is Steve of Crypto Crew University.

superCleanworks:
NYASH not yansh

abi dem no teach you how to spell for primary school?

Chully01:
Boss I don loot am out ooo
When I see that kain money last

Others can wait for price discovery
I'm OK with what I hv gotten

XaToXi:
You might find this useful as well:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjrfGCC1YGg?si=dbushu9-9sSTodnF

Chully01:
Make una help me thank MeMe,PePe and Floki for their efforts in the life of a common Girl like me.

Make I go Make turkey soup.l

It has been 6months I chop turkey last

E no go better for hardship

Double0h7:
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You can have the last word now 🖕

Double0h7:
You try too hard. Its Friday oga!


I wish you a great weekend. Please don’t quote me again. Bye!

Double0h7:
k

Hezzyluv:
Good...

But let the prices of goods sha come down. Ordinary futu #100 you can't see in my area again. A wrap of it is #200 and the weight gan... you go fear fear.

gamaliel9:
In crypto, you are really trading patience. buy good coins and wait

Buy good coins, if it does not pump...wait, dont jump into those pumping. PUMPING IS TURN BY TURN

BY Solana based meme coins and wait....THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVICE

I bought myro and bonk, i will wait for more pumps..i will buy Turbo, Tochi and Mug and WAIT

ThiagoKid:
I find the app a bit hard to maneuver, though. Omo!