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NoSmoking:
Make it into smoothie

How does it go? You mean akara?

Stephen0mozzy:
My Guuuuuuy.
You dey boil beans for 12hrs and e dey harder? Shey the heat na viagra ni.

Blended beans can easily be made into Akara balls my guy.

Slice better onions, add maggi, salt and fresh pepper.

Fry some of the onions inside the oil, then start det cut the beansy paste inside.

Lock your door though, your neighbors go raid your house for the Akara

Hmm. I may be forced to go out. I wanted to be in a house arrest this entire month, but I have no choice than to get those needed ingredients.

I may even add pap and bread even though I don't like them. Also, I don't like oily things except it's red oil.

Never done this before. I know YouTube can help, but I would prefer something else over akara.

There is a certain food I don't really like much, but I began to like it this year because I'm tired of garri (my favorite), rice, yam, and others.

I put some cups of beans in water, but lost the motivation to cook it. After approximately two days in water (I changed the water 3 times), I decided to cook it thinking the softness will make it boil faster since it mostly takes me 2 hours to cook my 2 and half or 3 cups of beans on electric stove.

Guess what? Since yesterday, e never boil. It's more than 12 hours on fire now, but it keeps getting harder. I'm even using the bigger size of the stove. Every passing hour, it gets harder. I used gas, yet same thing. I finally brought it down. I no do again.

I want to dispose it, but a thought came to me to blend it. The beans self don turn brown after suffering hours on fire since yesterday.

Should I dispose it or what can I do with a blended beans?

I always advise people never to give up in life,
but look at me giving up on this one. The beans is just too haaaaard. The softness it had when I soaked it has disappeared.

An alpha is a man who has carved his path in life and it's hard or impossible to manipulate him into following yours.

A SIMP is a man who isn't sure of his path in life and you can manipulate him into following yours.

Both alpha and SIMP can become successful in life, so it's not a big deal.

It's just that one knows where he's going from A-Z but the other knows a little of where he's going and you can change his direction if he loves you.

For the alpha, you can't change his direction whether he loves you or not. He changes it when he wishes, not when he's told.

Below is a form, not a financial advice. I want you to fill one coin, just one, you know is "a must buy at all cost" or you believe in so dearly.

In bracket, you can add 2-4 alternatives of same letter in order of importance.

You don't need to fill all the 26 letters — just fill the ones you're too convinced will melt faces in this bull run. I'll show you example an below.

1. A: ()
2. B: ()
3. C: ()
4. D: ()
5. E: ()
6. F: ()
7. G: ()
8. H: ()
9. I: ()
10. J: ()
11. K: ()
12. L: ()
13. M: ()
14. N: ()
15. O: ()
16. P: ()
17. Q: ()
18. R: ()
19. S: ()
20. T: ()
21. U: ()
22. V: ()
23. W: ()
24. X: ()
25. Y: ()
26. Z: ()

Example

1. A: AGIX (AVAX, ADA, AUCTION, ARB)
2. B: BNB (BTC, BONK, BOME, BIGTIME)
3. C: COMP (COQ, C98, COTI, CAKE )
4. D: DOT (DOGE, dYdX, DENT, DUSK)
5. E: ETC (ETH, ENS, ENJ, EGLD)
6. F: FET (FLM, FIL, FLOW, FTM)
7. G: GRT (GAS, GLMR, GALA, GTC)
8.

Continue till Z. The bracket can be just one, two, three, or four max.

Your list can actually encourage people to research on your choices. Yes, we know it's not a financial advice — it's just for insight. Everyone's list will change as the market evolves.

Arobaga:
If no be money why would anyone wants to be a friend of a loudspeaker




Man wey him mouth dey leak

It could be brain and sense of humor. A lot of men without good looks and money, but have brains and sense of humor attract people to themselves too.

Wawelexy:
Wike na sharp alpha male... Baba is rejecting any form of manipulation...

Ned has changed their mindset now, it's either a fresh punany or nothing... Bad market for the evening newspaper

Ride on Wike, you dodged a bullet....

Which university did you learn your Bad Mouth Engineering?

EreluRoz:
I fear who no fear these men using Binance as coverup for fraud

When last did you f*ck?

Acidosis:
You understand these people so well. LMAO! Very annoying country-people.

It took me years to recover from PTSD after a market woman tried selling/cutting a titus fish for me right after 'packing' her baby's poo with bare hands. I was like WTF! Omo. I love babies, but not to the extent of ingesting a toddler's poo. I sha have recovered; that was in 2010.

Damn! Nigerians have the feeling that whatever they like or do, everyone likes or does it. They even feel everyone must love their children since they're children and whatever the child does is right in everyone's eyes.

Everyone that does Yahoo feels like everyone does it. The girls into pros feel every girl is into it secretly.

So, it's just that mentality of "everyone does it" that makes them do these dirty things thinking it's nothing new and it's good for everyone.

People that sell suya, bolê, even garri, etc. are supposed to be wearing gloves. Anything we eat without boiling or washing, the seller is supposed to wear glove and change the gloves regularly, Nigerians no send.

Modified:

If I want to spoil market for this garri people, I'll start a garri business and like those Nigerians who herbal medicine do, I'll record an audio from the text below and it will play in my speaker at the market.

Before you know it, I'll take all their customers and they'll be forced to wear glove and repackage if they want to sell. Everyone customer wants to buy from a hygienic and well-packaged seller.

See text below.

Acidosis:
I still don't understand how and why Nigerians have accepted stone filled beans and rice as a way of life. It's now a normal thing to buy dirt-filled beans and pick them before cooking. That's some level of institutional and cultural m ad ness.

The most dangerous ones are those selling "drinking garri" in open containers in public. Again, Nigerians have accepted this m adness as a way of life.

Human beings will go all out to buy properly covered St Louis sugar, properly packaged groundnuts, and bottled water, only to pour in garri taken from a "never-covered" public bowl.

The one that hurts me is when other customers use their left hand they usually use to clean their ass in the toilet to touch the garri I'm buying right before my eyes and I want to drink some whenever I'm lazy to cook.

Someone of them even wipe their nose, clean their hands on their clothes and go straight to touching garri they want to buy. I get angry with that, so I buy mostly from the main source — people that fry it.

A Nigerian feels like "dirty no dey kill African man," so touching people's food is nothing.

It's the women that always do this. They'll touch everything at the market, but will never buy if the price goes up by just 10 Naira. If you caution them, they'll finish you with badmouth.

This is probably why some rich men eat semo and the other pounded ones instead of garri every old, young, unhygienic, and dirty people have touched.

Some buyers self, when they're tasting the garri, they put their mouth in the basin so that the rest their moth could hold will fall inside the basin.

seanwilliam:
Abeg how do people see this kind of coins self ? Ehn.
Just ordinary 100$ on this would have done massive wonder

Everyone uses an app that reports when a coin pumps or dumps 10%, 20%, 30% or more within an hour.

Any coin that does this 20% within an hour move has a purpose and I always check it out.

armadeo:
Bro what do you think about zec. ?

These big coins are coins people should've bought in bear market when they were at extreme oversold. Now, people should've been more focused on new coins of 2022 and above with only a few of old coins they missed.

BOME making humans smile.

This AMP looks like it's about to amplify its speed.

shuttox:
Empower people that has NIN first

Go and reverify first.

I love the title.

Not that the food are not good. Every natural food is good, but during harvesting, they do everything in a hurry as if flood is coming and they don't look clean and presentable. If it's a bag of beans, they even add extra dust to make fill the bag so that they can make more profit.

Namaster:
No shiiit!

The quality of agricultural products in Nigeria is ABYSMAL!

Tomatoes have more bruises than a woman that is married to a wife-beater. Bags of beans are really just bags of weevils with little beans sprinkled in there.

It's so bad I once bought a tuber of yam with not 1 but 2 ANTHILLS in it.

Farmers and food sellers get away with selling shiiit to people because there is no one to stop them. Now, they are trying to export produce filled with insecticides.

Some of them don't even remove clay from yam so that it will be heavy.

At least, I'll get a new one in 20 years so that I'll have some free time to run mad first.

SuperOnyi:



Some of your posts make me want to cry because I've really learned a lot from you plus all these ideas that keeps popping up but the frustration is overwhelming.

I just saw this post at this particular moment that I'm looking for a way to monetize the hardship I'm currently battling so I don't have to go back to doing monkey dey work, baboon dey chop jobs to raise money for some emergency necessities.

God will see you through and you'll smile at last. It's a guarantee as long as you don't give up.

What I learned from those expressing their regrets above is, ALWAY buy good coins in bear market when every haters is saying that particular good coin is "no longer good" and it's going to zero.

These people say this about good coins with great teams so that people will sell and it will crash for them to buy more.

BinanceWave team on Telegram said Solana is going to zero when it fell from $260 to $8. It rose to $15 and I shorted it from there because of them and they pumped it to $30 and liquidated me, so I ran away from Sol and before I knew it, I saw it at $57 some weeks or months later.

I shorted again and they liquidated me at $78, so I gave up and learnt my lessons that you don't short a good coin when it's already at oversold—you buy part by part to help it rise.

In most cultures, you don't beat a man that has already fallen. That's why Anthony Joshua didn't beat Francis when he fell. In wrestling, you can, but in every other sensible sports and culture, you don't.

Buy it when it's oversold and don't worry if it goes down further (buy more and even more) as long as you bought in the oversold zone in a bear market. It's not every good coin that'll crash like Luna. Success is about risk and "inside the risk," you don't care about the risk.

When you buy, do it with a mindset of, "This coin is going to zero and I don't care. After all, one day I won't be on this Earth, so everything is just vanity in the end."

With this, you've killed your emotional attachment to the money used in your purchase. Also, knowing that it's money you can afford to lose and not feel the pain gives you even more peace of mind.

The reason for our fear in bear market is just POVERTY, not because a guru said it will go down further. We're all victims. We naturally have scarcity and poverty mentality and this breeds either fear or greed.

Seeing our portfolio bleeding as poor men or
"managing" men makes us bleed internally too.

If your portfolio is bleeding, but you're already living Mayweather's lifestyle, you won't be bothered. Even if you're living 1% of his lifestyle, you won't be bothered.

I can confidently tell you that every poor person (or at least 99%) who invests in crypto will go home with regrets.

When I say poor, I mean people who are investing money they can't lose. (No one is poor — it's the mindset I'm referring to as poor).

Either the regret is because they wanted to buy a coin, but didn't because of fear or lack of enough capital and it pumped beyond measure

or

they bought and it dumped beyond measure

or

they bought and it refused to move "beyond measure" as they were expecting so they left, then it pumped in few hours, days or weeks

or they bought, but left too early with some profits and it pumped like no coin has ever pumped, then they rejoined because of FOMO and they lost everything or at least, the profit they made earlier.

Or it could be caused by overtrading and always checking to see if you've made some profit.

So, there is regret in one way or the other with anyone who's emotionally attached to the money, the outcome or the profit.

Those that are detached and have declared a mindset of win it all or lose it all are the ones that'll go through bear and bull with joy — the rest will go through it with high BP, occasional joy and constant sadness.

How? You asked.

Do you know someone who invested $100 and few days later, it became $679, but few hours later, it becomes $479 gets upset and starts blaming himself for being greedy and begins to regret not leaving when it was at $679?

In fact, let's assume they left at $679 and it pumped the next day to $3,980 in profit if they hadn't left, how do you think they'll feel?

This is the constant regret I'm talking about. In crypto, no one is happy except the 1% who don't have emotional attachment to the outcome.

These people are just doing crypto for the fun and experience of a new financial market.

The greatest peace of mind in crypto comes from not wanting peace in the market, but problem and not even wanting the money, but the knowledge of digital investment.

If you were kidnapped today, and those kidnappers are notorious for taking ransom and still killing the victim, how will you feel if your family paid 22 million and they released you safely without hurting you as they usually do to others?

Just tell me, how will you feel? Happy and relieved for being given a second chance. Will you be worried about the 22 million your family spent? NO.

This is the mindset to go with. Just think that money you invested in crypto has been kidnapped in exchange for you to be alive.

What would you prefer at a gunpoint.

A. Losing your money in crypto and be set free by those gunmen or
B. Losing your life to avoid handing over your crypto to the gunmen?

If we could alter our mindsets just a little and realise we won't be here forever, we'll be free from pressure and we'll all be rich without much panic because the people you're trying to impress or take out of poverty in your family will all be gone too.

Why the pressure to be rich quick? This post is not referring to anyone, but all of us, including myself.

The money on Earth can go round and every living thing with brain and patience will be a millionaire in Dollar.

FuckingNaira:
bro drop the url

You've not given me what I want.

Nigeria is a rich country, but the people living in it are mostly a poor, so A is the best for Nigerians.

When a Nigerian big man comes around, he'll go with B.


Poor people will go with A faster.
Rich people will go with B faster.

Rich men love free things.
Poor people love cheap things.

EmekaStanley: ...

You should've used them to create Tiktok/YouTube contents. They get millions of views. When you were buying, you should've recorded. The first time you went to play with them record. By now we would've been watching the video of the bite and laughing in exchange fo views and money.

Don't try that with me. The moment I sense any slight desperation, I lose interest.

The Devil doesn't give for free. America will first of all tell you to allow the LGTBQ flag to be in the president's office and in every school. Stage 1.

In stage 2, they'll request you allow men to sleep with their fellow men openly without being judged.

Stage 3 — they'll ask you to join illuminati and renounce attempt to join BRICS.

Finally, you'll sign some shady contracts and agree to give some crude for free.

After that, they'll mobilise.

If the help is from Germany, Japan, Korea, China or Russia, accept, but America? RUN!

lexy2014:
can you pls tell me how I know the answer to the question?

can you also tell me how I "just want to hear the other person talk."?

am not aware that power is being "hoarded like gold". can you also tell me how power being hoarded like gold?

who are those hoarding the power like gold?

I won't reply you again. You're being manipulative. You want to get me involved in tribal talk, I'll pass. Bye.

It doesn't matter if a woman is more honest than me, she's forever a suspect. This is why most men prefer other people's girlfriends because there is nothing to worry about except infection. In fact, when her guy calls when she's with you, you'll learn a lot about their lying pattern.

This guy looks like a guyman who is into money-making through the house of God.

Almiron:
Whereas this bastarrrrd still dey flop non stop,no penalty no show, bottling as usual, getting ridiculed and battered in the desert, mr challenge ofo.
The world don leave am behind

Messi no dey play in the desert yet he's still in Leo's Shadow, insecure and egomaniac m0r0n

Let's laugh at penado and penadogs

Why did you post a picture of Ronaldo explaining to the world how to do soapy? As the third best world player, he doesn't deserve this humiliation. Though, he's emotionally immature, but he has tried, just that world cup is bigger than him.

lexy2014:
how is power being hoarded like gold?

There are some questions you don't ask because you already know the answer — you just want to hear the other person talk.

Codepain:
Sincerely Lagos state Govt. Sanwo olu specifically is a weakling.
Too many illegal structure and dangerous building everywhere.
Demolish everything whoever what to cry let him cry

When Wiké did it, a lot of you abused him.

Who knows a website every coins on futures is aggregated on one "single" page no matter the exchange it's listed on and it can be sorted? I have only found one so far.