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PhonesRe: Were You Compensated By MTN For Slow Data Speed? by Ilemichael(m): 7:01am On Jan 21, 2020
SouthSouth1914:
The bonus thing is audio! You can’t access it.
I can't think of a time when I had more than 7gb on my phone. Recently sef, it doesn't go above 1gb..☹️☹️☹️

What is this I'm seeing??���


God why?? ����
PoliticsRe: Is This Well Located In Nigeria? (Photo) by Ilemichael(m): 10:50am On Jan 16, 2020
gidgiddy:
You should be more concerned with what would happen to the woman if the board she is standing on gives way
Is it not outta concern he is asking to know where the well is situated so he could provide a better alternative...

What do you want him to do for the woman... Cut her image from the boardhuh
CelebritiesRe: ‘Love Me’: Kizz Daniel, Chidinma Star In New Romantic Comedy by Ilemichael(m): 10:37am On Apr 20, 2019
gistblogger:
Watch the romantic video comedy here >> http://gistmore.com/kizz-daniel-chidinma-star-in-new-romantic-comedy
If not because we're on a public platform, I would have said your head is not correct. Video that they are still shooting, you are asking people to click link to watch it
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty Meets His Massive Cleavage-Baring Fan. See Reactions by Ilemichael(m): 7:20am On Jan 28, 2019
If the Don can deign himself for mighty boobs, who am I?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup (0 - 1) On 25th October 2018 by Ilemichael(m): 5:25pm On Oct 25, 2018
Arsenal make six changes from the side which started on Monday night but it's still a strong team - in come Aubameyang, Ramsey, Welbeck, Guendouzi, Sokratis and Elneny...

Arsenal XI: Leno, Lichtsteiner, Sokratis, Holding, Xhaka, Guendouzi, Elneny, Ramsey, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang, Welbeck

Three at the back, Welbeck as a wing back or Xhaka at left back?

Sporting XI: Ribeiro, Coates, Pinto, Fernandes, Acuna, Montero, Ristovski, Battaglia, Nani, Petrovic, Gudelj
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup (0 - 1) On 25th October 2018 by Ilemichael(m): 5:18pm On Oct 25, 2018
Playing on a Monday night before a Europa League game on a Thursday seems a bit crazy to me.



This will be the first meeting between Sporting and Arsenal since 1969-70, when they met in the second round of the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup. Sporting held Arsenal to a goalless draw in Lisbon, but were beaten 0-3 at Highbury.

Arsenal have never beaten a Portuguese side away from home (D3 L3), losing each of their last three.

Source: bbc.com.


#COYG
Christianity EtcRe: Man Threatens To Quit Daystar Church Over Top Member's Support For Gay Rights by Ilemichael(m): 11:35am On Oct 11, 2018
I'm not in support of the gay lifestyle but guys who condemn gays would still enjoy watching lesbian porn.


Hypocrites!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Man Threatens To Quit Daystar Church Over Top Member's Support For Gay Rights by Ilemichael(m): 11:30am On Oct 11, 2018
Benekruku:
Whats satanic about being gay

Are animals who practice it also Satanic

Hello, Its as Godly as otherwise

Be constructive with your points and dont just say its demonic
Animals practicing gayism?
This is a first for me and I don't see how that is possible!!
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Varsities Like This Or Is FUL Different? by Ilemichael(op): 2:38pm On Oct 10, 2018
I need response please.
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Varsities Like This Or Is FUL Different? by Ilemichael(op): 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2018
CodeTemplar:
I feel u in a way bro but in whatever u do remember the govt subsidizes each students uni education with hundreds of thousand yearly, so be rest assured govt is on your side already and look for you own part urgently.
Thanks man.
EducationAre Nigerian Varsities Like This Or Is FUL Different? by Ilemichael(op):
Good day Everyone!
I'm a student of Federal University Lokoja. I am actually one of the pioneer students which means I was suppose to graduate in 2016.
I started the second semester of my final year with a clean slate. Unfortunately when the final result came, I had a carry-over in one of my courses.
I was devastated considering the fact I had financially squeezed my way through since my second year. I am an orphan with an elder sister who is in school too, a bedridden elder brother and a younger sister who just wrote jamb on the premise that I was finishing that year.
I was to re-write the exams in 2017 but due to family and financial reasons, I wasn't able to raise the fees. My younger sister had to forfeit her admission at ABU, Zaria too.

I went to school to appeal to the management to permit me to write the exams, promising to pay before I do my clearance but they didn't oblige me.
I returned back to Lagos and immediately started raising money for the next session. I gathered enough money from my private lessons and was ready to return to school but in April, my elder brother, whose sickness was the reason I was not able to pay the fees the previous year, died. I exhausted all I had on his burial and every other thing, sending me back to the base.
I was positive and believed I would be able to raise the money again. It didn't turn out that way but I eventually got the money but the school portal had already been closed.

Luckily, I had generated my RRR earlier so I was able to pay the fees and after begging the exam officers I was allowed to write the exam.
The problem now is that I couldn't confirm payment or do my registration which means when the result is out mine would be held back. I have written a letter to the school management and two months on, the portal is still not opened.
The school management keep reiterating that they have opened the portal a number of times already and would not be opening it again.

I seriously don't know what to do. I learnt the maximum time frame for a 4-year course is 6 years. Which means I would be exhausting mine after this year.


The results are still not out so I believe something can still happen but I don't know what. I don't even know who can help me.

Please is this how it happens in other schools and is there anything I can do because I can't just sit back watch six years of my life go down the drain.

Thanks for your suggestions !!!
BusinessPlease, Help A Brother! by Ilemichael(op): 8:00am On Jan 15, 2018
Please, I have been asking these questions and i've not gotten the answer I desire.

I have 1100 units of shares with veritas registrars(formerly Zenith Bank registrars) from October 2005. What would be the total estimate of my dividends since I have not gotten any?

I don't want to start sweating abdomen stressing over it if it can get me outta the mess i'm currently in.
Please help a brother!
BusinessRe: With 12% Rise In Fourteen Days Nigerian Stocks Are World’s Best - Bloomberg by Ilemichael(m): 7:44am On Jan 15, 2018
Please, I have been asking these questions and i've not gotten the answer I desire.

I have 1100 units of shares with veritas registrars(formerly Zenith Bank registrars) from October 2005. What would be the total estimate of my dividends since I have not gotten any?

I don't want to start sweating abdomen stressing over it if it can get me outta the mess i'm currently in.
Please help a brother!
LiteratureRe: Alive Again! by Ilemichael(op): 9:02am On Jan 11, 2018
Alive Again!
Chapter 1
I couldn't move, it feels like my legs are stuck, breathing is not easy either, i felt like my nose was stuffed, i opened my eyes and little dust particles came rolling in. I let out a loud cry but i'm not sure if i was heard cause i can't even hear myself. I'm in this all by myself and I really have to get out of here. I took
a deep breath and with every bit of strength in
me, i made my a fist, slamming the wooden box voraciously till it broke as more dust poured in. I pulled myself up and out of the heap with
dust falling off my body.
Except for a really bright candle-light at a
distance, tall trees and shrubs were all I can see. I made my way towards the light. The sound of my blood flowing became louder with every unsteady step I take, the stench of my rotting cells rioting grew thicker, My body were literally stagging a protest as i stumbled through the woods amidst hindering trees and stumps. Eventually, here I was at the house where the light shone. I saw my ragged self staring back at me as i walked around the house looking for an opening. I can't read what was written on the building but i'm sure something to quench my
burning hunger is behind the door. I stamped away from the mirror-house after a fruitless wait. I was few metres away when started hearing
incessant whispers from the house.
A weak smile flashed on my face as the door open and two young
guys went in, i walked hurriedly towards the
building.
''Person dey come'' one of the guys said.
I got to the mirror house fast enough before the
boys closed it.
''E be like say na madman be this'' the boy said
to his partner.
''Carry bread give am make e dey go'', the older
said without looking my way.
The younger boy handed me a bread with his hands
shaking.
'I... no... want... that.' I stammered after what felt like eternity.
'Then Bleep off crazy' the older said loading his
back with stuff.
'What do you want?' The younger guy
asked, i could smell fear all over him but i could
smell something else, something strong, i could
smell guilt, something tasty, his sweet flowing fresh blood.
'You!' i replied rushing past him into the
building.
I grabbed the older guy who tried to fight
himself off but damn i guess i'm too strong,
who am i kidding?, yes i'm too strong for this
kid. My fangs pierced their way out and i buried
them into his already waiting neck. I sucked
through every vessel and it felt good but that
wasn't enough, i needed more as my attention turned towards my new friend who was standing fixed to
that very spot with urine pouring down his
pants and tears down his jaw.
'I sorry but i have to chop', i said
with a smirk.
I could hear him begging but what can i do?
The missionaries who came to town do say 'Love
your neighbour as yourself' but you have to first
love yourself right?
I never listened to them then why listen to my
head now.
*
I changed into their tight short pants and
shirt. I think i like the shirt tho' but i like the
small rope that they attached to their ear. It was
connected to a small mirror but this looks better
than the mirror the white missionaries gave us.
I came out of the building and felt like a
different man as i nodded to a ridiculous rythmn
from the rope.
'I gat a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good
night', i said repeating what i heard from the
tiny rope and mirror like object.
"Things he hard change" I said as a car whizzed past me almost knocking me over.
"That tonight's gonna be a good, good night. A feeling ..."
I'm Domo and i'm Alive Again!!!
LiteratureAlive Again! by Ilemichael(op): 9:01am On Jan 11, 2018
This work exclusively belongs to the Author. The title, plots, characters, settings, and all its content are properties of the author. No part of this work, either in part or in whole should be reproduced in any format, electronic or otherwise without permission from the author. Facebook: MJ Ilemona E-Mail: froshestilexux@gmail.com
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ilemichael(m): 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2017
I also want to be a star too but the closest i've been to being on a screen was when I had a video call on IMO!
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ilemichael(m): 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2017
Aiye le o, i'm very hungry but here I am criticizing every buka near.
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CelebritiesRe: Uriel's Response To A Fan That Accuse Her Of Exposing Her Body by Ilemichael(m): 9:50pm On Dec 20, 2017
Hantee Uriel, if that's not yansh, what is it? ??




What fuckery!!"
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Criticises Williams Uchemba's Public Display Charity Work. Fans React by Ilemichael(m): 3:45pm On Dec 20, 2017
During the show DWP, Mr. P publicly offered to foot the bill of a contestants sick father, something he would have had a lot of oppurtunity to do discreetly.

Why didn't he admonish his brother thenhuh
RomanceRe: Woman Mistakenly Exposed Her Intimacy Gadget While Eating At An Event (Photo) by Ilemichael(m): 10:34pm On Dec 15, 2016
NIGHTMAREOO7:
Its a big deal here but not in western world.
Pro'lly she came back from abroad so it means nothing to her. Dats y she neva cared to zip up her bag
Not never cared but forgot to after using it in the restroom at the party
CrimeRe: Efcc Epic Reply To Twitter User Who Wants To Choose Between MMM Or Yahoo Yahoo by Ilemichael(m): 9:57am On Dec 14, 2016
Candycrusher:
Whoever manages Efcc's twitter account should be fired. The organization is not meant to reply every troll. This shows how clownish the managements are
Must you criticize everything?

Did you see them reply anyone yesterday, a day before or last week?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Ilemichael(m): 11:37am On Oct 18, 2016
mercylicious:
You have to visit the registrar zenith is using, likely zenith registrars to find out d cumulated no it has amounted to. Zenith gave many bonus then.
After u know d cumulative no of shares, u can then take decision whether to pursue d case and get it converted to his next of kin or its not worth d stress.

If its worth it, it takes time ooo. U have to process a letter of authority from court. It takes min of 6 months. U get his death certicate. Court will place notice of death in his lga for 3 months etc. My family actually used a lawyer to get it then.10% of his belonging goes to govt. But its with DT letter of authority u claim his shares, money in bank, royalties, patents etc.

His belonging including his shares will be changed to - estate of your father's name. U open acnt in dt name - estate of your fathers name. The signatories will be as specified in letter of administration.

You can then sell d shares and pay Into d acnt.

If you don't want to sell, u can give instruction brokerr broker to transfer to another family members name
Thanks but the shares was bought in my name as much as i know
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Ilemichael(m): 11:31am On Oct 18, 2016
OBAGADAFFI:
N14.99 is the current value of Zenith .

Multiply that by the amount of units he bought .

To claim that stock, do the following.

1. Get a stock broking account with a stock broker.

2. Get Letter of Administration from a court.

3. Take the LA to the company's registrars for processing

note:- other documentation might be required by the registrar's..
I really appreciate man.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Ilemichael(m): 10:21am On Oct 18, 2016
Good morning everyone.
I would go straigt to the point.
I just learnt that my dad bought shares for his children before he died.
I don't know how many unit but i know it's a zenith bank stock.
My question now is assuming he had bought this in 2005 and the shares was worth let say #50,000, estimating how much do you think will be the return if i'm to retrieve it and how do i go about claiming this stock?.


Thanks in anticipation.
SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by Ilemichael(m): 8:41am On Aug 11, 2016
Orikinla:
Tactical loss.
They deliberately lost to avoid clashing with Brazil in the quarter finals.
There's nothing tactical about the loss!

Nigeria had 6 points before this game and Colombia had 2. Colombia won and had 5 which still left them second on the table so how did Nigeria avoid anyone?

We lost and that's all!

Brazil topped their group and that's why they face Colombia.
EventsRe: Girl Celebrates Her Birthday With Penis Cake & Got People Talking by Ilemichael(m): 3:52pm On Aug 09, 2016
thecatch:
This girl deemed it okay to celebrate her birthday with this [b/]awkwardly controversial cake[/b] and even posted the pictures online. is this cool?
Her look is also awkwardly controversial.
ComputersComputer Science: What Do You Understand By Pico Computing? by Ilemichael(op): 8:05pm On Jul 18, 2016
I have a presentation to make this week and i've been online for answers for days now.

Can anyone please hint me please on what Pico Computing is?

I've been getting different answers and none seems to hold water.

Please if you have any idea or site(s) where i can get answers, drop them.


God Bless!!!
RomanceRe: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by Ilemichael(m): 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2016
People think virginity is lost only when a penis enters a vagina. Yet, others consider MouthAction to be a loss of virginity. Some folks only consider anal sex to be devirginizing. And others believe that only consensual sex counts towards losing your virginity.


There is a popular myth about a female virgin’s hymen(the membrane inside the vaginal canal), which is now called the corona, having to break during the first PIV ( penis-in-vagina) sex act in order for virginity to be officially lost.
If no such membrane is present, the female is thought to have already had vaginal sex. This is a misconception, as sometimes it requires surgery to be removed. Additionally, many everyday activities can cause the corona to break, such as intense exercise. And, some women are born without them, or their corona only covers a portion of the canal, or it breaks and never bleeds or causes pain.
Truly though, regardless of the presence of a membrane or not, virginity is more of a spiritual conceptthan a physical act. It can be whatever you want it to be. Furthermore, many women can achieve an orgasm through clitoral and vulval rubbing(does not involve vaginal penetration).
RomanceRe: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by Ilemichael(m): 8:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
I think you should have told her the truth earlier.

You made it get this far which is wrong.
But lying would only require more lies, so i would say you invite her over. Tell her how you feel about her and after that you make your confession nice and smooth without leaving out details.


Worst case scenario: She slaps you again and again then walks away.

Best case scenario: She slaps you and starts crying.

so just be prepared for a slap!
PhonesRe: Mistakes People Do When They Have a Phone Conversation with Someone by Ilemichael(m): 9:51pm On Jul 04, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Oh! I see
Good to know.

I was about getting you a pair of thick lens!
PhonesRe: Mistakes People Do When They Have a Phone Conversation with Someone by Ilemichael(m): 8:55pm On Jul 04, 2016
mizzbouqui:
I hate no 4 like madt, they will be like babe how far, how are you, I hope you are veryfyn, how is work, how is everything. And I will be like I'm fyn, fyn, fyn, fyn So annoying
I believe it depends on how you responded to the earlier questions.

When someone asks you how are you and you respond with fine.
He then decides to ask how far probabaly expecting a more elaborating and welcoming answer, and you still respond with fine.
How else do you want him continue the conversation?
Left for me i would end the phone call or chat there.
You are now here blaming him for asking to many questions?
PoliticsRe: Alaafin Of Oyo Shook Aisha Buhari Actually ( Photo) by Ilemichael(m): 8:21am On Jun 26, 2016
OkoNDOoBo:
****

How did alafin shooked his hands in the pics..
Re u having partial blindness.

Aisha greeted him with just like how olori of an oba greet the king with holding her two hands together and the king touches it.
Shookedhuh

Haba!!!

People like you still blast Buhari for not going to school!

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