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Politics › Re: Turn Back Family Members Who Bring Home Unaccounted Goods — Buhari by illicit(m): 2:21am On Oct 26, 2020
Turn back "repentant" terrorists from our communities too....
Romance › Re: My Like Enter 1000 by illicit(m): 2:11am On Oct 26, 2020
Is this a matter of facthuh
wink
Romance › Re: Have U Dated A Broke Ass Girl Before? Biko Share Your Experience by illicit(m): 2:04am On Oct 26, 2020
I no wan talk....
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is The Lamb In The Bible? by illicit(m): 2:02am On Oct 26, 2020
U neva see lamb b4huh
Romance › Re: Will You Eat This Stew Prepared By Your EX? (photo) by illicit(m): 1:56am On Oct 26, 2020
I will eat it with soft bread....
Health › Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by illicit(m): 1:53am On Oct 26, 2020
Axel1:
Chaiii, i dun finish I won't be able to sleep this night Thinking will finish me up So, I'm impotent?
no nah
impotent is different to Infertile now

No be u release d spermhuh

If u can sustain erection and even ejaculate, u are not impotent....
Politics › Re: Man Steals Nurse's Phone After Being Treated For Free In A Hospital (video) by illicit(m): 1:49am On Oct 26, 2020
saphiere:
Hmm.
You are doing good
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by illicit(m): 1:44am On Oct 26, 2020
I am still searching....
Politics › Re: Former Speaker Yakubu Dogara Ordered The Release Of Those Caught Looting House I by illicit(m): 1:25am On Oct 26, 2020
His head is not correct ni....
Romance › Re: by illicit(m): 1:23am On Oct 26, 2020
Not all women will react like that tho....
Since you are not even dating.
Family › Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Did To Rip Off Your Parents? by illicit(m): 1:18am On Oct 26, 2020
Na parent wey get dem dey rip sha....
Politics › Re: Man Steals Jalingo City Sign by illicit(m): 1:15am On Oct 26, 2020
Maybe he want to confuse Nigerian Army....
Politics › Re: Man Steals Nurse's Phone After Being Treated For Free In A Hospital (video) by illicit(m): 1:10am On Oct 26, 2020
Wetin saphiere no go see for warehouse.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: If Nigeria Was To Be Human Being, What Would You Say To Him/her? by illicit(m): 12:15am On Oct 26, 2020
I will sue her to court....
Education › Re: Can You Wear This To School ? by illicit(m): 12:12am On Oct 26, 2020
They can't walk in those shoes....
Education › Re: Have you Seen These ? [photos] by illicit(m): 12:10am On Oct 26, 2020
Such is life....
Crime › Re: Gunmen Stormed Primary School. Kill 8 Children In Cameroon (Graphic Photos) by illicit(m): 12:00am On Oct 26, 2020
Failures....
Family › Re: Who Else Noticed The 10mins Change In Time by illicit(m): 11:56pm On Oct 25, 2020
I noticed the discrepancy too but I didn't dwell on it....

But on seeing this post now, it came back to my mind....
Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Fiancee Chioma Tattoos Son’s Name, Ifeanyi On Her Wrist (photo) by illicit(m): 7:02pm On Oct 25, 2020
cute
Romance › Re: Drop Your Ego: Guys! Here's How To Use Condoms Correctly [photos] by illicit(m): 6:46pm On Oct 25, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Really?!
Yes
Romance › Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by illicit(m): 6:39pm On Oct 25, 2020
Escabado:
You finally fvk the Calabar girl that night ??
Hmmmm


That girl no let me sleep

we fucde in the living room, kitchen, bedroom bathroom where we spent an unusual long time....


That night I ate semo for the first time
Romance › Re: Drop Your Ego: Guys! Here's How To Use Condoms Correctly [photos] by illicit(m): 4:42pm On Oct 25, 2020
Good circle is now 100#
Business › Re: How I Made 5000 Naira Daily On Nairaland by illicit(m): 4:38pm On Oct 25, 2020
Hmmmm I am yet to make my first million....
Romance › Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by illicit(m): 4:24pm On Oct 25, 2020
When I was a teenager

There's one Calabar house girl in my neighborhood. The family she stays with are rich people, The Daddy works with NNPC. Rich folks, they often go on vacations.

One night, it was cold, I was with my aunt at home, then she sent me to buy her fried rice, she was sick and wanted to eat that.

I met the girl at the eatery with a friend of mine, the guy was trying to woo her but I guess she didn't want love, when we greeted, she told me that she wanted me to see her off when I am done buying the food, my friend left us there....

When I bought food, the girl told me that her family had gone on vacation and she can't sleep in the house alone, her friend that sleeps with her had suddenly disappointed her....

It was around 10pm.

Right there I decided to go sleep with her, I didn't take the food home to my Aunt. There was no phones like this that time. My aunt was worried and starved.... I felt bad though but the girl was too tempting to resist. Very big ikebe Calabar girl....

My adventure that night cost me a lot of guilt on my conscience because till now I felt sorry that I didn't let my aunt have her dinner, the next morning the rice had become sour....

I even had to lie to her....

She said okay, but inside me till now, I felt good and bad....
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Watched The Sextape Of A Girl You Know by illicit(m): 4:13pm On Oct 25, 2020
Are you a pervert nihuh
Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In? by illicit(m): 4:10pm On Oct 25, 2020
Studying....
Food › Re: Covid 19 Palliatives Discovered In Kogi by illicit(m): 4:03pm On Oct 25, 2020
Nawa o
Food › Re: SHOCKING: The Costly Food Items I Bought In The Market Today by illicit(m): 3:44pm On Oct 25, 2020
Pierced:
The road blockage caused inflation especially in Lagos.

Drivers of vehicles bringing goods from the north were scared of coming to Lagos because of the arson and looting.
what of the meathuh
Romance › Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op): 3:41pm On Oct 25, 2020
gideonite98:
grin grin grin When I no get friends to talk to nko
grin
hmmmmmm okay
You can get a pet, I will prefer dog, dog can communicate better
Romance › Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op):
Starboytwo:
depends on the set tho, he didnt cross 100level 13/14... Came back 17/18 didn't cross X2... If you are in sanrab 13/14 and oke odo 17/18 maybe you might have seen him around, as hes most certainly never on one place...
hmmm I may know him, I was around in 2013/14

I knew a lot of bad guys at Tanke then because I smoked hemp
Romance › Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op): 3:38pm On Oct 25, 2020
nzehvictor2016:
yes,I hate those damn flies and their buzzing sound and wtf who kills flies with bare hands but,unlike you it would be amusing to me on a second thought,I would be like
"how can this girl forget ethics,is she from the village or what,even village girls would acclimate and coordinate their behavior on that kind of exposure,is it pure dirtiness or is she of the type of girls that naturally rejects or tag some societal feminine expected ethics unnecessary sometimes"
Exactly, like how can she even think of doing that, even in a place where she serves food, to the chagrin of her customer


It was a very weird experience for me

because in villages, the girls don't even do that
Politics › Re: People Who Looted Shops Apprehended In Ilorin, Kwara State (video by illicit(m): 1:26pm On Oct 25, 2020
Na wa o

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