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maxevans:
dah pufferfish and gorilla meat dey shocking gan

lol meat na meat joo...
but I can't eat anything that still moves or slimy

a governor has residual powers, last time I checked....

I don eat bat pepper soup nah...
Bats aren't tasty tho. very bland meat

georgeiyke009:
Women now occupy the same workplace positions as men and make very cool money. Runs girls do not qualify as big girls.

Dating such girls as an alpha male is exhilarating cuz these big girls are wired very positively to respond to us.

They also make better wives. And there maturity usually translates into a more balanced home front, better relationship with extended family members and generally less drama.

If you are however an insecure guy who feels the need to define himself by "things", you will no go far with these kind of women.

I am yet to meet a guy who doesn't define himself by one thing or the other tho.

Alpha male or not, you can't be seen as anything if you can't boast of somethings.

we all need things to define us

in this present generation, without money, Alpha male my as.s

you will just be seen as a broke as.s pompous rude nigga.

I knew an alpha male who lost his job.
when he had that job he was everything in the house, lording his woman.
job lost. he would want his pregnant wife who now does his feeding to still wash his clothes while he put his legs on a stool watching TV morning to evening.... This story didn't end well. the woman upped one day and left for the UK.

the alpha male does laundry and dry cleaning now. not a bad job but he wouldn't have done it if he didn't swallow his pride.

something defines us.

Money made him kept us his alpha male status. when money left, no matter how hard he tried no body saw him as alpha male , they just saw him as a pompous SOB

.

thank God u didn't. his career would have been short like u

palliative wahala

Briller:
80% of the time, from one Godfather who is her paymaster, while you are the Mugu.

that's exactly what I have in mind.

Dating such girls is catastrophic

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

oh boy I just dey laff here they think am mad

I do that steady

you are nothing.
prove me wrong.
what's my middle name

this is another reason why Iran should never have a nuke

devilmaycry:
mad buddies that's the name....movie is mad ehnnn

exactly... thank u...
that movie the night I was watching it, me and my lil cousin. everybody on the street could hear us laughing. they came to knock out door.


I will edit the earlier post now

Mr Bones

Mad buddies

they even have JAMB issued calculator

the op na liar wey dey learn.
at a point I could no longer say if na guy abi girl.


well.
this one na secondary school days
we dey always roam about after exams but this day I decided to stay at home. and I was home alone.
I was on our verandah upstairs when I saw two secondary school girls walking about.
I whistled to them and beckoned. one of them hissed loudly and even tell me wanka.
the other one just smiled and said she's coming later. I don't know them and they don't know me but their school is down my street. I watched them rolling their ass down the street.

I later went in to nap after some minutes.
like one hour later I heard someone banging on my gate, I went to the balcony and lo and behold it was the girl that told me wanka that was there. alone and in mufti now.

my eye open.
I went down and opened the gate and she just burst in like that. lol I closed the gate and she followed me in to my house, my room. Immediately we enter we just start fucking. we bleeped like thrice that day before we exchanged names.

Another one in my fresher year. I was brushing my teeth one morning when I saw one fine girl come to buy something near my house, as a coded guy I just said excuse me can I see u when u are done buying? she just smiled and walked away saying nothing. but she looked back and smiled again. I just thought better luck next time.
my landlady told me that she always come around that I will see her again.
the next day I at the same time I just heard a knock on my door. lo and behold she was there in mini skirt. I said come in. she did and within five minutes we were fucking. na one of those girls wey like rough sex. we bleeped till afternoon.
she didn't have a phone but she gave me her Facebook id. I never saw her again. she chatted me later that she went to Abuja the very next day. that's where she stays. she only came to visit her friend

Who no like better thing

the big girl....
How can a virgin have such boobs

SouthNigerian:
Really?

Really

SouthNigerian:
How true are these claims about your personality?
https://thesecretofthetarot.com/angel-number-914/ https://www.sunsigns.org/angel-number-914-meaning/
cc; illicit

wow I am wowed honestly

lol I almost believed this until I noticed that the "victim" wore a smile

wrong turn.
cannibal Holocaust.

I always find it very difficult to understand you no matter how hard I try...

mine is 9:14
can anyone tell me what it means or how to find out.

You can't order President Buhari around..... Femi Adesina

ObaOfUyo:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking

yes o..... ooooo lalala

if the economy permits

he does that all the time Corona or not.... he is from Akoko

This is strange.

You can keep it for a few more days and see if the tail will disappear.

But I doubt it. I think u should just kill it.

How did it get in ur bathroom self. Pls block your drainage properly or else something more sinsiter might crawl in

Sorry about that but I don't want to expose my brother here