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tire ke lailai we no go tire.... but are you a vulcaniser I want to deflate my ego

puna nko?

hustle o abeg?!!

oh now I understand that song blood on the dance floor

not interested. I will take myself to a movie instead

flat tummy,
clear skin.

normal scam for Akure

too long and boring

stupidity:
so if you are a judge, that’s how you’ll recklessly throw me in jail?


I did not give her any money. I handed the money to the cab man.

oh sorry.... I had to read it again.... there's a sentence there that confused me

stupidity:
So I couldn’t sleep this night, I opened the “fvck-app” on my phone and signal one fine asx shorty to come for a shorty.

This girl came and was looking like the younger version of the photo I saw on the fvck app.

I nearly bursted into laugh when she alighted from the cab.

I told her then and there to go home. The cab was already zooming off, I signaled him and gave me 2k on top the 1k fee and told him to take her back home.

The small girl was dazed. I left her and the cab outside the gate.


Looking at her I couldn’t help but imagine how she’d moan/scream. More like raping a minor. Naaahh!!


Ma go force myself sleep. This konji will be dealt with later in the day.

you are still guilty of transacting with a minor because u actually paid her....

MelesZenawi:
He-goats domiciled in one region.

The other day it was a boy raping a goat in Ekiti, though the goat was defenceless but nature saved the goat from the rapist.


Now today again, babatunde wanted to rape taiwo and lost his life in the process

the goat guy was said to be from Benue. he only works in Ekiti

NextD18:
If as a man, in this generation, you don't know that marrying a virgin lady is the only way to avoid infidelity in your home, then be prepared to die young as a husband.

A woman who got married a VIRGIN can NEVER cheat so long as you are still sexually active as a husband, I keep saying this over and over again with authority.

She will NEVER cheat! You don't expect a non-virgin lady who has tasted all kinds and sizes of preeeq, styles of sex and other sexual related experiences to stick to your sexual prowess alone just like that. You don't!

Men should open their eyes and save themselves the stress and problems of infidelity. Go for virgins if you want a peaceful marriage.

na wa o.who come disvirgin those ones u say we should avoid

saved him

put your head in your anus

Man a bad man

it's an initiation rite

the church get rules die....
members are also suspended for wrongdoings..... if you are a choir, you will not participate in singing or practise as long as your sentence lasts

me.... na all these mentions dey worry me

see juju for him neck sef.... make he come home come join amotekun abeg

if they want better juju, they should come to Africa....

computergenius:
ON HOW AFRICA TAUGHT EUROPE MATHEMATICS AND PHILOSOPHY
Africans have developed philosophy and mathematics for at least 3000 years before both reached europe. Philosophy was a cultural practice of the sankiri people (Old Yoruba) of lower Egypt and their ruler called arkin before the arrival of the kwuchi people (old igbo) of upper Egypt. After the unification of upper and lower Egypt Philosophy and Mathematics was practiced by wisemen in the courts of the Pharoah of Egypt. Egyptian priests taught students from Greece, Persia, Israel, Rome and Anatolia. Below are ancient Egyptian words in sankiri (old yoruba) found in English Language:
Philosophy - felo so ifa - loves to explain the causes of problems
Mathematics - imo ti mo ati ka - knowledge of how to count
Arithmetics - ari ti imo ati ka - we acquire the knowledge of how to count
Algebra - aloje ba ra - buying with logic
commerce - kio ma si - that there will continue to be plenty or surplus
Economy - eko n'omi - you dont have water to grow enough food

hogwash

you mean that's zlatans girlfriend scary

the gods must be crazy

never met any looking for admission sef

Black is safe

Tiwa (ours)

word

na new thing? come to Aba Agbeti or Aba 70 now.... u go see why SARS no dey worry

Talib93:
If u use dis one, instead o benz na keke maruwa go come out...

lol abi ordinary Keke sef

he is rich no doubt.... but what did he do to become rich that will motivate us..... all he did was be born

Fragility6:
Sighs...Faithful in all endeavours as in. Wetin u wan mk e do again

I just meant he shouldn't have committed suicide since he himself couldn't have been without faults