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Celebrities › Re: I Am A University Of Ibadan Student With Coronavirus Symptoms – Man Cries Out by illicit(m): 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2020
Why can't this virus locate Boko Haramhuh
Health › Re: Coronavirus: How Is COVID-19 Affecting You, Your Family, Work & Business? by illicit(m): 11:08am On Mar 24, 2020
I have a tutorial and remedial class for WAEC and NECO 2020 candidates ongoing before the closing of schools and gatherings....
Now I am migrating or partially migrated to online tutorials for the majority of the same candidates as physical classes are now moderated.
I teach about 10 candidates in the morning and then I take another batch in the afternoon.
I don't teach more than 10 students at a time now physically.
the stay at home policy has affected patronage for physical classes.
Career › Re: COVID-19: MTN Staff To Start Working From Home Monday by illicit(m): 12:03pm On Mar 23, 2020
I hope their Network will work from home too
Celebrities › Re: 2pac Amar SHAKUR Or Biggie Smalls B.I.G Who Is The Best Lyricist In The World ? by illicit(m): 5:59am On Mar 23, 2020
kings David or Solomon
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Pussy Hole Is Tight And Needle-like (Help). by illicit(m): 12:29am On Mar 22, 2020
eni4real:
Send your CV to his Venture na!
nah.... am self employed
Education › Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by illicit(m): 12:19am On Mar 22, 2020
Linguistics..... Education consultant presently
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Pussy Hole Is Tight And Needle-like (Help). by illicit(m): 12:18am On Mar 22, 2020
eni4real:
Lazy Youth!!
see you.... KingHOC does that for a living
Romance › Re: Man Captured Fingering Lover At A Eating Place, What World Are We? (video) by illicit(m): 8:32pm On Mar 21, 2020
nothing wrong there abeg....na your English u suppose to be worried about
Romance › Re: Why Did Seun Allow Undergraduate On Nairaland ? by illicit(m): 2:41pm On Mar 21, 2020
The name of one of your so called matured users speaks otherwise.
This is a free world and there's a fundamental freedom of expression and association.
It's just like you are asking government to create a special town for undergraduates and students because a minority of them constitutes nuisance
Nairaland General › Private Public Announcement ! (External Memo) by illicit(op):
MEMO

This is to inform "CLIENTS, PARENTS, GUARDIANS, ASSOCIATES, STAFF, STUDENTS AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC" that Tutorial services have been suspended temporarily at TEMITOPE OPEN ACADEMY until further notification.
This is in accordance with the Federal Governments announcement of a stay at home and social distancing policy as part of it's steps to contain the spread of the CONVID-19 virus.
Students are therefore to stay at home until further announcement to do otherwise is made by relevant authorities.
Every correspondence henceforth shall be online via Facebook https://m.facebook.com/NigerianStudentsConsultancy/?refid=11&ref=opera_speed_dial&__xts__%5B0%5D=11.%7B%22event%22%3A%22visit_page_tab%22%2C%22user_id%22%3A100000546218820%2C%22page_id%22%3A554241267940030%7D
Call or WhatsApp
Sorry for any inconvenience(s).
We remain at your service.
Thanks.
Signed
Crime › Re: How To Report A Yahoo Boy To Efcc by illicit(m): 11:57am On Mar 21, 2020
write a petition and send it to efcc@yahoo.com
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Pussy Hole Is Tight And Needle-like (Help). by illicit(m): 11:45am On Mar 21, 2020
tongue I think the girl in question is frigid, I have met one like that. It seems psychological
but back to d matter at hand....
hmmmmm engage her in a erotic discussion, or you may watch porn together..... make her free and relax....
see ehn, when d matter don set
pour warm olive oil on that pussy after a warm soapy bath, don't rush just be sucking that pussy, suck that pussy, lick that pussy, suck that pussy, slowly..... the clit, the labia, majora and minora....
use ur tongue gidi gan and be dipping your oiled finger and tongue into d oil and into d pussy intermittently intoto....
she will honestly tell you when and how to come in.
go in slowly, don't rush.
let your dick fill d tunnel
let it fit in gradually every step of d way.....
be calling her name, keep talking to her and get response
Romance › Re: Which NL Get Funny And Weird Moniker Pass? by illicit(m): 11:27am On Mar 21, 2020
kings59:
ItearHerToto is still the weirdest . The truth of the matter is this; all those people don't last upto 1 minute on bed.

Another one is "LongPipeRodDick". I wonder why someone would want his Dick to be like a long pipe rod. How da hell would he walk or huzzle. Some persons are crazy.
you got me laughing my ass off here
Education › Re: Jamb Result For Those That Wrote On Thursday Is Out by illicit(m): 7:19am On Mar 21, 2020
There is hope for you if you score below 200 in this JAMB.
Enrol for A level (IJMB/JUPEB) programme now.
THIS WILL TAKE YOU DIRECTLY INTO 200 LEVEL IN YOUR UNIVERSITY OF CHOICE
CONTACT US ON FACEBOOK
https://mobile.facebook.com/NigerianStudentsConsultancy/?refid=11&ref=opera_speed_dial&__xts__%5B0%5D=11.%7B%22event%22%3A%22visit_page_tab%22%2C%22user_id%22%3A100000546218820%2C%22page_id%22%3A554241267940030%7D
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Education › Re: . by illicit(m): 7:18am On Mar 21, 2020
There is hope for you if you score below 200 in this JAMB.
Enrol for A level (IJMB/JUPEB) programme now.
THIS WILL TAKE YOU DIRECTLY INTO 200 LEVEL IN YOUR UNIVERSITY OF CHOICE
CONTACT US ON FACEBOOK
https://mobile.facebook.com/NigerianStudentsConsultancy/?refid=11&ref=opera_speed_dial&__xts__%5B0%5D=11.%7B%22event%22%3A%22visit_page_tab%22%2C%22user_id%22%3A100000546218820%2C%22page_id%22%3A554241267940030%7D
Call or WhatsApp 07064550358
Christianity Etc › Re: Observe Prayers Online — CAN Tells Churches by illicit(m): 9:24am On Mar 20, 2020
if stopping the virus is a good thing. and it's only God that can do that.
why was it started in the first place and moreso what have Christains been praying about all these years if not for things like this not to happen.
am really confused now
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Come Up With Your NL Moniker? by illicit(m): 11:06pm On Mar 19, 2020
I just love the negativity
Literature › Re: If After A Month The Isolated Coronal Virus Victims Turn Into Zombies What Will? by illicit(m): 10:35pm On Mar 19, 2020
life is a tragicomedy.... if they turn zombies, rich people will escape to Mars
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Romance › Re: Will These Current Set Of Nairalanders Be Active In The Next 15 To 20 Years? by illicit(m): 10:19pm On Mar 19, 2020
by then I may own Nairaland
Health › Re: We Will Not Shut Down Churches Because Of Coronavirus - PFN Chairman by illicit(m): 10:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
it's left for members to decide... majority should carry the vote or the virus
Politics › Re: Who Is The Most Handsome Governor In Nigeria ? by illicit(m):
1999 to 2007 it was tinubu grin
later it was that comrade from Edo
Health › Re: Covid19 Is More Or Less A Malaria, Therefore, It Will Not Kill Africans Anymore by illicit(m): 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2020
dey there
Family › Re: Proud Dad Made 6 Month Baby Food In 5 Minutes by illicit(m): 7:56pm On Mar 19, 2020
bukatyne:
grin grin grin grin
Na wa o!
abi now
Education › Re: Nans South West Zone Warns Impersonators, Enlightens Students Populace by illicit(m): 7:20pm On Mar 19, 2020
what does NANS stand for actuallyhuh pun not intended
Culture › Re: Hausa Insult- What Does dan uwarka Mean? (i'm Not Sure I Got The Spelling) by illicit(m): 6:59pm On Mar 19, 2020
if he called u dansuki or sanusi I know the meaning of that one..... it means deposed and banished grin
Politics › Re: 1968: Benjamin Adekunle Executes His Soldier! See Why... by illicit(m): 6:39pm On Mar 19, 2020
but you said the boy was wearing only shorts
Education › Re: 192 JAMB Score: What Are My Chances Of Getting Admission With This UTME Score? by illicit(m): 4:45pm On Mar 19, 2020
tobby20:
Oya sorry sir
But I'm more than 18
Wrong guess lol
apology accepted.
I understand that scammers use this ploy to prey on unsuspecting JAMBITES. but it's my legit job
Education › Re: 192 JAMB Score: What Are My Chances Of Getting Admission With This UTME Score? by illicit(m): 4:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
tobby20:
U are a fool looking for people to scam abi
how does my advert portray scam sir. see how you just call me fool. and you may not even be up to eighteen. I am not a scammer anyway, am an education consultant.
Sports › Re: Sean, Kanu Nwankwo’s Son Living Up To His Father’s Football Legacy by illicit(m): 4:29pm On Mar 19, 2020
is that his girlfriendhuh lucky buy sha
Family › Re: Proud Dad Made 6 Month Baby Food In 5 Minutes by illicit(m):
If nobody taught you how to make a baby, why should you be taught how to make it's food....
Just pondering....
Education › Re: See Jamb 2020 Results! by illicit(m): 11:06am On Mar 19, 2020
There is hope for you if you score below 200 in this JAMB.
Enrol for A level (IJMB/JUPEB) programme now.
THIS WILL TAKE YOU DIRECTLY INTO 200 LEVEL IN YOUR UNIVERSITY OF CHOICE
CONTACT US ON FACEBOOK
https://mobile.facebook.com/NigerianStudentsConsultancy/?refid=11&ref=opera_speed_dial&__xts__%5B0%5D=11.%7B%22event%22%3A%22visit_page_tab%22%2C%22user_id%22%3A100000546218820%2C%22page_id%22%3A554241267940030%7D
Call or WhatsApp 07064550358

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