₦airaland Forum

haba booqee? Wetin concern dog wit condoms?
Actually me and u don see BFs where they wore dem na!

i once had a girlfriend bukola (booqee?) She speaks grammar like Patience.
Once, she was to com visit me but it rained all day so i bet she cudnt come, so i text her to postpone, till the next day cos its raining cats and dogs in my area, to d text she replied.....
I av don see so too, i will shall com 2moro afta i don waken, e rainin here, it rainin GOAT and FOWL, see u by later, my lovest.

ofcourse they run the world!
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they run it down!

Lucky soul: it is worst than bullshit. This cowshit.

Even wors than cowshit its shits shit.

[quote author=Dyt]at dis ur small age, u r lookin 4 a sugar mummy, i ll tell ur mummy


duh!
I cant even remember putting my age on dat post......

wish u good luck!

Ustec: Pls HW DO U NW SAY "EKU ILE" in English o?

Good day, or preferably Good day here!

the expendables(trash) shutter island(meaningless), all docusoap or soap operas (too many characters and coincidences) and all blue or sexfilms( they do nothin practially new).

Prison break = too many characters and scenes with a lot of impossible and unrealistic moments......... Its a good film tho, make anybody no bite me for here.
24 hours = too many scenes and a lot of hard copwork for dat brawnless guy? Unimaginable, he go die.
Lost= too fake and boring.

simply put, AINT IT?

well u are local, if u sit at home and write all this local things...... Lwkmd.

sit tight, or hope u sitting tight, simply meaning are u comfoertable or make urself comfortable?

I got two issues with this country- namely=
The Nigerian Poliice
solution to these problem is the sortin and recruitment of younger sharper and intelligent teenagers probably at their second year JSS2 tertiary education level into the force academy will should be created first, this wud bring respect and valueto the force, as these students will atleast spend some 3 to 4 years in training before churning them out to the society, only brave and intelligent chaps should be considered , as dis is recruitment and not just employment.
Secodly the EFCC, NDLEA, CIVIL DEFENCE should be regular policemen not glorified as the case we have now, this brings respect
the Police should be paid weekly, and other logistics shd be put in place, their promotion shd be regular and constant etc.
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BOKO HARAM
the simple answer to this foolishness is instant Seperation. No more no less. Let us have Defined borders, simple.

the snake and den d agbero will know i have a gun, so he will back off!

anytime i come i come accross some words, some places or peoples name do flash accross my at d same minute too, maybe u dont get me, let me giv u example....
Terror = Osama
Black = america
Bomb = boko haram
millitant/millitancy = niger delta
crisis = jos
president = yar adua
grammar = patience

etc pls put urs below.

if this is fiction, well good job, but if not then @OP u are a klepto after being a nympho as well
first it is socially wrong to sleep wit dat kinda man, cos u wont like ur friend to do the same and theres nothing even special bout him...... Im sure many guys look healthier and stronger than him even in nairaland talkless of lagos.....
And do u go to church? Or a mosque? Even our tradition speaks against that.
If u cant hold ur ........ Well get married.

Ok here's one, How will u greet a two headed monster?

I use to think white men live on heaven, And when a plane takes off it lAnds in heaven, Cos that's where america and britain is, And that actors sneak into our tv and video players at nite to so we can watch them play the next day, Gone are the days,

lol ROTFLMAO,

how can i call you whean i dont have your number.

pls how much are we looking at for the acceptance fee? pls!

its like the site is undergoin maintainance, cos it keeps on saying server error, or whats wrong? i have been frequenting the site for like 2/3 months now.

please do anyone knows when the polythecnic ibadan is resuming, for freshers, when the registration will finally begin? anybody pls?