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Expert17:
But after 2015, Eriksen transferred to Inter Milan - Brentford, and Man Utd while Creator Payet went from Lille to Nantes to Marseille

Payet loves France.

If he wanted a big money signing, he would have jumped at Woodward’s offer. Payet is not money hungry like Eriksen who left Spurs when the Pochettino’s ship began to sink.

No matter how you shake it, Payet is the better player.

Even whoscored know Payet is better.

Expert17:
Ok, but Fabio a LB started over Pogba in midfield at a very tender age.

Eriksen has played well in all his clubs - Ajax, Spurs, Inter, Brentford and Man utd. No blame was passed to club owners, lack of DM, Padlock etc

Pogba was 3 years younger than Fabio.

Pogba was 18, Fabio was 21.

Until that game against Blackburn on New Year’s Eve in 2011, Pogba hadn’t played a PL game and not selecting him on that day lost United 3 precious points.

Those points could be blamed as one of the reasons City won the PL title on goals difference in 11/12. Had United won or drawn that game at the very least, City wouldn’t have won the PL.

It was Fergie’s loss.

Expert17:
Good, so Son is a better goal scorer than Ronaldo.

Can you tell me why Payet hasn't sign for a big club @ 35?

Last season, Son was a better goal scorer than Ronaldo. Statistics don’t lie.

In 2015/16, Payet was the better creator than Eriksen.

Last season, Payet was still the better creator than Eriksen.

Matter of fact, from 2015 till date, Payet is still the better creator than Eriksen despite the fact that he’s 35 and he should be on the wane right now.

At his old age, he’s still shitting on Eriksen.

PAYET 10-0 Eriksen.

Expert17:
Hatred for a player because he replaced your MCM -Fraudgba

Pogba is the better player.

Pogba will never play for Brentford at a tender age of 29.

Expert17:
No age, numbers, IFs in your logic.

When Son and Ronaldo met in EPL, Son conquered and that makes him the better goal scorer.

No need to shalaye

And that’s fine.

The only problem is that Ronaldo was already 37 when he met Son in the PL and it’s for that reason he gets benched by Rashford these days.

However, Eriksen wasn’t 37 when Payet came to the PL. Eriksen was actually the younger player and he was only 23 years of age(at the peak of his career).

So can you tell us why Eriksen got cooked in his prime by someone from a Farmer’s league?

Expert17:
King of creativity my foot little wonder he hasn't played for a big club @ 35

No need to continue this argument, looking at their CVs ( trophies, clubs, individual awards, records, statistics, etc) we all know the better player.

At 35, Payet is causing mayhem for defenders.

Eriksen wasn’t even analyzed amongst the group of primary creators and my very much loved and respected Bruno Fernandes is nowhere near the elite primary creators of Europe.

Once again, the stats have conspired against you.

PAYET 10-0 ERIKSEN.

Game
Set
Match!!!!

Expert17:
Just like the moment Son and Ronaldo played together in EPL last season, using your logic, Son is better

There is reason why one played for Ajax, Inter Milan, Manchester United and Spurs and the other can't get a move to any decent club, he rejected all the big clubs in Europe

At least you have accepted that Eriksen is better in free kicks, let's move to goals and assists.

This isn’t my logic as Ronaldo was 37 in the season you were trying to compare him to Heung Son.

When Son scores 42 goals in the England in one season, you can compare him to Ronaldo.

In every metric that matters, Payet fed Eriksen with cow dung and nowhere did I accept Eriksen is the better FK taker.

Payet took him to the cleaners in the only full season they had together in the toughest league in Europe in free kick expertise.

Expert17:
Just like the moment Son and Ronaldo played together in EPL last season, usng your logic, Son is better

There is reason why one played for Ajax, Inter Milan, Manchester United and Spurs and the other can't get a move to any decent club, he rejected all the big clubs in Europe

At least you have accepted that Eriksen is better in free kicks, let's move to goals and assists.

You shot yourself in the foot, my friend.

You were the one that claimed PAYET’s goals in Ligue 1 cannot be taken seriously cos it’s a farmer’s league.

The only where else he’s played is the PL and the stats I posted were over 2 seasons(15/16 & 16/17) - not a one off season.

Payet shat on Eriksen wherever league you want to compare.

He’s the king of creativity.

Expert17:
-Goals from Ligue 1 but we can't use freekicks scored in Ligue 1

- Eriksen played with goal machines Ronaldo, Bruno, Lukaku, Kane, Son, Martinez, Bale and scored 115. Your creative plug played with farmers in league 1 with just 138 goals.

- Payet is the penalty taker for his clubs

- scoring/assiting every 148 minutes in Seria A and EPL is GREATER/BETTER than scoring/assisting every 146 minutes in Ligue 1.

Stay away from numbers, I will finish you

I heard Payet rejected Man Utd, Mancity and Real Madrid in favor of Lille, Nantes and Le Havre

Scoring/assisting every 148 mins in Serie A Is better than scoring 146 mins in Ligue 1 but the moment Payet stepped into the PL, he fed Eriksen with cow-dung in a team that had no Harry Kane or Heung-Min Son that would have racked up his PL assists.

It’s abundantly clear that you have been buried.

In the period Payet was around in the PL,

Payet scored/assisted 29 goals in 4084 PL minutes
Eriksen scored/assisted 42 goals in 6102 PL minutes

Payet scored/assisted a goal every 141 PL mins
Eriksen scored/assisted a goal in every 145 PL mins.

PAYET wins again. .

What’s your excuse now? West Ham were a better team than Spurs or PAYET scored 28 penalty kicks?

Give up, you have been thoroughly dismembered

Auskyd:
20k? Abeg run am as recharge card for me daddy.

08023698500.

Send your BTC wallet addy.

I don’t know anything about recharge card.

Expert17:
Wow, Payet retired in the 90s.


The truth shall set you free. I provide facts/stats, not empty words.

>Payet is the biggest name in all his clubs.
>Payet is the no 1 freekick taker in all his clubs.
>Payet is 5 years older and played 200 games more than Eriksen.

Freekicks goals: Eriksen 20 - Payet - 16





No numbers, age, or IFs in the theory. Son is better than Ronaldo




They were after him like a rash, but none signed him, right? He preferred top clubs like Le Havre, Lille and Nantes





History teacher, but but but Eriksen later played for Inter Milan and Manchester united.

Mention just 1 top club that signed Payet




Lol, per minute kor per seconds ni





Mourinho is always right bro, Pogba is a virus and a flop. Finir




Ironically, he died, resurrected and successfully replaced Pogba Juju-gba.



Oga Analyst, DeGea is not even close to VDS. 52 years old VDS will walk into that Spain team.

De Gea and Van Der Sar, WTF I have to start doubting your football knowledge.




History Teacher, no player will pick Marseille over Spurs.

Small clubs in EPL will poach Marseille's Best players. (e.g West Ham signing Payet etc.)

Newly promoted Nottingham Forrest has a higher wage bill and will beat them to signings.




Payet has more market value? another lie

Per minutes,lmfao; there is nothing LLLL cannot do.

Goals and assists/Games: Eriksen
Chances created/Games: Eriksen
Big chances created/Games: Eriksen
Freekick goals: Eriksen
Trophies: Eriksen
Individual Awards: Eriksen
Market Value : Eriksen

Eriksen >>>>>>>>> Payet

The facts don’t agree with you….. ; D

Career total.

Eriksen has 115 goals, 165 assists in 41,383 minutes of club football.

Payet has 138 goals, 182 minutes in 46,981 minutes of club football.

In terms of minutes per goal…..

Eriksen scored one club goal every 360 mins
Payet scored one club goal every 340 mins.

PAYET wins goalscoring

In terms of general creativity(goals + assists)

Eriksen assisted/scored a club goal every 148 mins
Payet assisted/scored a club goal every 146 mins.

PAYET wins creativity


In every metric of creativity that matters, PAYET always came on top. Eriksen(whom you claimed has always had better players in his team) has less creativity than PAYET(whom you said was always the best player in all his teams).

Another shot in the foot!

Give up Expert17, you are starting to sound like an amateur. .

Karleb:
Brentford is actually a good team. Don't wish them bad.

A championship team will fit Maguire.

The idiot is so egoistic. Look at that foolish apology he rendered on social media.

These English boys don't even care if anything is at stake.

They have friends in the media who protect them but Maguire has become so bad that even the protection is starting to wane.

All the mistakes he kept making at United and the media were blaming the other defenders for finally came to fruition during this international break.

Maguire’s mistakes led directly to the two goals Germany scored from last night. He’s been making those type of mistakes for 3 seasons straight but his media friends blamed De Gea, Lindelof and Bailly for those mistakes.

Fortunately for people like us who have been shouting about Maguire for 3 seasons, the media had no DDG to blame last night. It was clear for everyone to see that there are women in the Lioness team that are better defenders than Maguire.

Expert17:
So Eriksen even played a season without a freekick? Tottenham weren't awarded any free kick that season or what? you are even making my points. Show me a season where Payet didn't take a free kick.

Such stats didn’t exist when Payet broke through.

Expert17:
You can't even analyze information to generate statistics. It is simple, use what you have to get the data:
>Payet is the biggest name in all his clubs.
>Payet is the no 1 freekick taker in all his clubs.
>Payet is 5 years older and played 200 games more than Eriksen.

But your fear for LLLL won't make you say the truth

If your submission has any logic in them, you would know being a number 1 free kick taker means nothing. Even at West Ham where Payet was number one FK taker, Eriksen still took more PL FKs but it was Payet that scored more.

Payet scored 6 FK goals in total in the 15/16 season. 3 in the PL, 3 in cup competitions. A haul Eriksen has never achieved before in the toughest league in Europe. Just because you share doesn’t mean you cannot take more FKs than a favorite FK taker.

Once again, simple logic has defeated your argument.

Expert17:
Save yourself from shalayes.

No IFs or age in your theory/logic. "Son is better than Ronaldo because he outscored him last season"

That would be true when Son scores 31 PL goals in one season? Has Son achieved that? No

Has Eriksen ever scored 6 FK goals in one season? No

You shot yourself in the foot with the Ronaldo analogy.

Expert17:
Marseille players will go on strike to force a move to Brentford.

Payet is creative but no top club has ever submitted a bid.

Man City
Man Utd
Chelsea
Arsenal

They were all after him like a rash after coming to the PL to teach your creative players a lesson in ultra creativity. Payet from the trenches of Marseille came to West Ham(a mid-table team) and walked into the PFA team of the season in his first attempt.

Eriksen didn’t get into one until his 4th season in England and that was his only time ever. Nobody rates Eriksen. Bale, Carrick, Modric, etc were poached from Spurs in their prime but nobody took a look at Eriksen.

Expert17:
Chances Created/ Game Eriksen beats him, so rest

Chances created/game is not an accurate stats. The true stats is chances created/minute

Expert17:
Mourinho is always right, Pogba is a flop and needs world-class players around him to perform.

Pogba win Ballon d'or ? you and your useless takes the same way you told us De Gea is better than Van der sar

Mourinho is always right. He said Pogba was a virus in terms of his party playboy lifestyle. He has never said Pogba isn’t a world class player. It was Mourinho that brought Pogba to the PL - so go and review history before you open your mouth like an alcoholic.

Pogba walked the FIFPRO stage with the elite - same as De Gea. Pogba won a World Cup. Pogba scored in a World Cup final. If Eriksen dies and reincarnates back as a football player, he would never walk the stages Pogba has been.

De Gea is a better GK than Van Der Sar. DDG is the most decorated Man Utd player in their history. How many player of the season awards does he have?

DDG has more PFA team of the season entries than John Terry, Van Der Sar, Petr Cech, Gareth Bale, Harry Kane, Mohammed Salah, De Bruyne, Sadio Mane, etc

If all these players are considered legends and elite players for their clubs, why won’t you consider DDG as one? Do you know what it means for DDG(who only won 1 PL title) to have more PFA team entries than KDB that has won 4 PL titles?

You talk a lot of rubbish for a United fan.

Expert17:
Best Teams - Man Utd, Inter Milan, and Ajax. And no player will pick Marseille over Spurs.

At least he has signed for top clubs, mention 1 big club Bad-yet played for?

Marseille is better than Spurs.
Marseille have one UCL trophy in their cabinet.

Marseille have won their domestic league 9 times
Spurs have won what?

Like I said, you talk a lot of rubbish for a United fan. It’s like you have been sleeping with Chelsea fans.

Expert17:
All the top clubs were after him, but no bid was submitted or rejected. Ride on bro.

He went back to France Farmer's league where he belongs - trenches.

Which applies to your idol - Messi.

Goals and assists/Games: Eriksen
Chances created/Games: Eriksen
Big chances created/Games: Eriksen
Freekick goals: Eriksen
Trophies: Eriksen
Individual Awards: Eriksen
Market Value : Eriksen

Eriksen >>>>>>>>> Payet

Payet has more goals/assists per minute
Payet has more created chances per minute
Payet has more big chances created per minute
Payet has more free kick accuracy
Payet has more meaningful individual awards

Payet has more market value.

And the recent stats have shown Payet is 40 tiers above Eriksen in creativity.

nelxxy:
I think Maguire constant criticism are overboard and too harsh or extreme.

Maguire is shït.

The criticism isn’t enough. He should be criticized until he begs to be sold to Brentford.

Auskyd:
Lol yes daddy. I’m gone now.

Olodo say A13 is stronger than A15 lmao.

So dense.

Go to your tecno section. This zone is for iOS users.

Have you actually eaten today? Send your account number, let me give you N20K.

Auskyd:
Lmfao ok sir. I agree with everything you said. Arguing with a fool will do nothing for me abeg. Shebi A13 is stronger than a chip that was made 2 years after it?

Lol enjoy your delusions bro, I wish you all the very best as you help people like us make money for every iPhone iSheep like you buy. Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever. The iPhone 14 pro max is not a significant improvement over the 13 pro max.

Keep crying with your dynamic island. I agree. I use a Tecno phone. Tecno camon for that matter sef lol.

A tecno user cannot be the person to tell us 14PM has no significant improvement over 13PM. You aren’t used to the quality around iOS devices to know anything.

Just take your several LLLLLLs and shut up when your superiors are discussing iOS devices. Only losers like you whine about Apple when you carry Tecno Camon.

Fück out of here, Tecno boy.

Expert17:
The stats are irrelevant to you because you are bad with numbers and too weak to swallow your LLLLL

- Payet played almost 200 games more than Eriksen,
- 5 years older than Eriksen
- Eriksen shared on-field duties with superstars like Son, Kane, Modric, Bale, Martinez, Barella, Bruno, and Ronaldo WHILE Bad-Yet was busy playing with bums

But you think Eriksen had more shots and played more Free kicks? you are wiser than this

The number of games have nothing to do with number of free kick shots taken. Do you have any stats that can tell how many FKs Payet has taken? No.

You are poor with stats and deductive reasoning. I even cited a season when Eriksen played 38PL games and didn’t take a single FK. You have to take a FK first before you can score from it. Nobody knows if Payet took any FK in his first 200 games of his career.

Once again, engage logic, not sentiments.

Expert17:
Had won, Had won
Your theory is straightforward:"Son is better than Ronaldo since he outscored him last season"

Son has never scored 31 PL goals in one season - an example that propelled Ronaldo to a ballon D’Or award in 2008. Ronaldo is 38 with a lot of previous credits in the bank before last season.

Eriksen had no such credits. He was sweeping the trenches of Spurs and Brentford in the league and the only season he faced a much older Payet in the PL, Payet fed him cow dung in terms of creativity.

Payet left West Ham in January 2017, it would take Eriksen another 2 full months of PL football to catch Payet in chances created in March 2017. Eriksen is less creative than Payet.

Expert17:
Pogba was scoring goals BUT Herrera won our best player and midfielder that season, the same way Carrick won it the previous year. Even useless Fred almost won it.

Pogba is the most useless signing in Man Utd history alongside Maguire.

Mourinho and Ferguson confirmed this. NOTE: Mourinho is always right

Pogba - PFA team of the season.
Herrera - 0 PFA team appearance.


Pogba and DDG were the only world class players at the club for a very long time. Obviously, Pogba’s antics off the pitch with his agent always mouthing off were enough reasons to hate him.

If he was English, he would have won ballon d’Or. Pogba is a world class player, a World Cup winner, a World Cup final scorer. I will not judge his Man Utd career because it was plagued by the stupid politics and the disgraceful board at Man Utd.

Expert17:
Eriksen is nothing but he signed for the best teams in England, Holland, and Italy. He's currently benching the Fred and already replaced your MCM (Juju-gba) with no need for juju, unlocking or unblocking.

The best teams? Spurs with 0 PL is one of the best team. Eriksen is so good nobody wanted him when he spent 8 seasons that coincided with the peak of his career?

Expert17:
Your Payet can't even get a transfer to the best team in France, touring all the trenches in Ligue 1 - Havre- Nantes - Lille

Nottingham Forrest's wage bill is even higher than Marseille, imagine the useless club your Bad-yet joined. Marseille players will submit transfer requests just to join Forrest

Payet told Ed Woodward to eat a dïck when Man Utd were all over him. All the top 5 clubs of the PL wanted Payet after teaching your overhyped creators the essence of creativity. He snubbed them all and went back to France.

Expert17:
To summarize my points;

Goals and assists/Games: Eriksen
Freekick goals: Eriksen
Trophies: Eriksen
Individual Awards: Eriksen
Market Value : Eriksen

Numbers/statistics don't lie. Choke on your LLLL

Yet, only Brentford was willing to sign Eriksen with all these accolades. United only got him because he was £0 transfer fee.

Auskyd:
Lmfao so much angst because of an iPhone. I thought you said he didn’t inbox any iPhone and if he did, it was a dummy? Hehehe

At least my father has a house to sell for me to buy a new iPhone lmao

All this ranting because you cannot do a simple online search and compare reviews showing how the iPhone 14 pro max is a marginal upgrade over the 13 pro max.

It’s called doing research, asswipe. You gather secondary data and use that to make inferences. Fisayo go buy your papa and mama ancestral home and still give you change lmfao.

I’d put your parents and Fisayo’s parents in my dog cage and feed them premium food till Jesus comes back. Who the fück is Fisayo?

Auskyd:
All the ranting for iPhone 14 pro max smh. I feel sorry for you bro. You be like who just start to see small change na why your mouth dey sharp. You rally said A13 is more powerful than the A15? My God, you’re dumb asf Lmao.

A13 is more powerful than A15.

Auskyd:
Keep crying. No worry. When the iPhone 14 pro or pro max becomes pure water, you’ll still have bragging rights that you were the first to buy it lmao.

You bought an overpriced piece of tech and you’re here making noise lol. Na why we Samsung users get sense pass una be this. Once una start to use iPhone, zero sense follows lol

By the time it becomes pure water, iPhone 15 PM would be out and I would come here again to remind you. I don’t use any iPhone more than 12 months. I am
not like your loser friend, Fisayo.

Samsung users are poor broke wannabes. The only reason anyone brags about a Samsung phone is insecurity. A phone that gets no software update, a phone with no second hand value, a flagship phone with the poorest quality ever known.

You better shut the fück up before I expose you further. Werey with techno dey claim S22 ultra - like your father can afford it.

Auskyd:
Fisayo Fosudo was my peer while at the University of Lagos, and is one of the most popular YouTubers right now. He has a video where he unboxed the 14 pro max. A simple google search would have saved you from sounding like a fool. Lol.

You are very stupid. Fisayo unboxed his iPhone 5 days ago on YouTube. Today makes exactly one week I got mine. So you are telling me 5 days is longer than 7 days? What is wrong with you moronic Nigerians that you cannot even get your details straight?

Dem curse una?

Auskyd:
I don't have to brag about using phones like you, cos using phones no be big deal for me. E fit dey shack you as per smallie wey just start to use phones, but to me, na nothing.

You cannot brag cos you can’t afford buying the latest flagship every year. Stop capping.

Auskyd:
The presentation from Apple did not compare the A16 with it's predecessor, the A15. The compared it with the A13. Im Sure If you took time to go back and watch it, you'd see it. Alas, fools never take their time to verify stuff. Just throw words around like buffoon.

You are a capital slowpoke. Apple’s presentation means nothing. There are techies who conduct geekbench scores on latest devices. Apple compared it to A13 because A13 is more powerful than A15

Auskyd:
I never compared the A16 with a Samsung. I don't know where you got that deluded opinion from, but not from me sha. Lmao.

That was what you said. You said A16 chip isn’t faster than the chip on S22 ultra. That was what you said, don’t dress back now that the facts have exposed you.

Auskyd:
If I wanted to, I would have bought the 13 pro max instead of the S22 ultra. It's a matter of functionality for me, not for people with an inflated ego and the need to show off the use of the iphone like you.

You cannot afford either of the two, stop capping. You are posting comments on Nairaland with Samsung galaxy 8 and you dey cap that if you wanted to? You?

Auskyd:
When the S23 ultra comes out, I'll probably buy it because I just like using samsungs, not because there is something special about them.

Probably buy it? Probably? You would have to sell your father’s house in the village to be able to afford it.

Auskyd:
It's people like you that give apple fans a bad rep with the way you make the iphone look like a phone that has no limitations.

You are right. What I type here is bad for Apple fans worldwide. Until now, Apple fans don’t have a single bad rep. What I have said right here the first ever time Apple fans would get a bad rep.

I wish you had a brain.

Auskyd:
Once again, congrats on buying the dynamic island. All this nonsense you're yarning doesn't make it better than the 13 pro max.
Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever.

This is now bordering on jealousy.

Auskyd:
See screenshot for the unboxing, buffoon. I've helped you with a visual aid for your searches later lmao

He opened it 5 days ago(Friday to be exact). He didn’t inbox it before I did. Once again, you have been exposed as a pathological liar. There’s no way anyone should take what you have said here seriously.

Better go back to your techno phone and pray hard so your life would be 1/10th as good as Fisayo’s.

OLODO!!!!

Expert17:
The argument was who is better in Free kick and scored more

-Goals from direct free kicks - Eriksen
-Game-winning free kicks -Eriksen
-Goals from direct corners - Eriksen
-Goals from outside the box -Eriksen

These stats are irrelevant since we don’t know how many FK shots Eriksen took over his career. Shot accuracy is a stat. If Eriksen scores 20 FK goals from 200000 FK shots, he’s not better than any player with 19FK goals from 500 FK shots.

You are clueless!

Expert17:
He was better in 2012/2013, so he's a better goal scorer than Lukaku, Demba Ba, Lambert, and Berbatov abi?

Same way Son outscored Ronaldo last season, using your logic, Son is a better goal scorer since he beats Ronaldo in the season they spent together in EPL.

This analogy is stupid because Ronaldo had won ballon d’Or as a PL player. Ronaldo is 38, it’s a travesty that this is your best example to mask Eriksen’s deficiency. We are comparing a 38 year old Ronaldo to Son now?

Is Eriksen not the younger player like you have been alluding to? How come the older player destroyed everything he stood for in the only season they had together in the PL? You didn’t think this through, did you?

Expert17:
You can't even move to Pogba, with all the unlocking, unblocking, releasing, deliverance, and juju.... he still flopped.

Useless Eriksen is already a better signing.

Useless Eriksen is yet to win anything. Pogba was scoring goals in Europa final for United. Eriksen in a much better and organized squad played in Europa for Spurs several seasons and not once was he included in the team of the season.

Expert17:
His most significant achievement HE SNUBBED MAN UTD, Timber snubbed United this summer and I can name 20 useless players that snubbed us. So rest with this pathetic line.

Timber is nothing. Payet graced the team of the tournament in Euro 2016(why United wanted him).

Expert17:
Eriksen has played for the best club in England - Manchester United, the Biggest club in Holland - Ajax, and one of the biggest clubs in Italy - Inter Milan.

A free transfer player that nobody wanted for 8 years in his prime. Eriksen is nothing. United preferred Fred to him in 2018.

Expert17:
For Payet he snubbed MaNchEsTer united but he prefers to do TOUR - DE FRANCE with his career from Havre to Nantes to St Etienne to Lille to Marseille.
Trophies: Eriksen 6 Payet 0

Trophies won in Holland are not trophies. Eredivisie isn’t even in the top 5 leagues in Europe. What did Eriksen win in his 9 years in the PL? NOTHING!!!

Expert17:
UEFA Champions League Midfielder of the Season - 2nd place (we don't do Yuropa and Konfulence)

Rest bro, na L you chop, you no kill person.

Eriksen played Europa league in 09/10, 10/11, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 19/20 and currently in it with Man Utd in 22/23. In Eriksen’s 13 seasons of European club football, he’s played 10 times in the Europa.

Eriksen is a veteran Europa player and not once have the organizers thought of including him in any team of the season in 13 attempts. Eriksen is not better than Payet by any metric. The only club that wanted him after his cardiac arrest was a newly promoted Brentford.

That’s his level…..Until United saw an awoof £0 transfer fees and jumped at it.

I have told you. Take this L and blend with akamu and hot akara balls. Take it 3 times on empty stomach

Auskyd:
Lol Fisayo that literally unboxed a 14 pro max before even you got it? You dey joke?

Literally unboxed it in your dreams? You people lie for a living. Show me where he unboxed the 14 pro max.
Unboxed? Na beans? If Fisayo unboxes anything it’s a dummy.

Auskyd:
14 pro wey even me wey dey street don press for Cv taya? Uncle don’t cap abeg. The A16 is only marginally better than the A15. The 14 pro max is a good phone, but coming from the 13 pro max, it’s not much of an upgrade. Outside the dynamic island, the 13 pro max is equally powerful as the 14. People are snubbing the 14 because it’s the same processor, not because it is A 16 is better. People want new things. A15 is old.

I am sure you have even pressed 16 PM taya. The ones that is yet to be manufactured, you have pressed it taya(in your dreams). You went from 13PM is better than 14PM to A16 is only marginally better than A15.

You aren’t even consistent to be taken seriously on te he issues. There’s nobody that has used 13PM that would say 14PM isn’t an upgrade. 14PM is even an upgrade on the 14 that came out the same month but it’s not an upgrade on a device made last year?

Do you even know what you are talking about?

Auskyd:
You did not buy an upgrade bro. You bought marketing and slick presentation. The chip is not even way faster than the s22 ultra from early this year.

You are right, it’s a downgrade.

A16 is faster than any processor ever made by Samsung. I am now totally convinced you don’t know what you are talking about. If I bring stats that put A16 over Snapdragon 8+ Gen1 , you would make a U-turn and tell me it’s only marginal. You have no clue.

Auskyd:
And you say we should watch reviews? People that buy and use tech for a living and you that buy your phone to snap pics and impress women, who make i believe? Lol. My guy

The difference between me and those losers who do reviews is a YouTube channel. I have used every iPhone ever made since 2007 but to people like you, those who don’t show off don’t have any knowledge. You have no clue.

This is the Geekbench score of the chips that power 14PM & S22 ultra. It’s dead on arrival for Samsung. You can’t even compare the chips on 13PM to S22 ultra, and you want to compare to 14PM. You are either drunk or clueless. Better go and sell your Ultra and 5 pairs of shoes to jump on the 14PM.

The world has left you behind.

Expert17:
In summary, young Eriksen with lesser games scored more

-Direct free kicks
-Game-winning free kicks
-Direct corners
-from outside the box

Rest, your LLL deflection tactics won't work.

Payet destroyed Eriksen in the league that matters. You quickly told us it was Eriksen’s worst season.

Expert17:
Michu outscored some strikers in EPL when he joined Swansea, maybe he's better than them , using your useless logic.

Yeah, he was better than them that season. Michu came 5th on the scorer’s chart in 12/13. The players that finished directly below Michu were young Lukaku, Demba Ba, Berbatov and Lambert. Michu was better.

Expert17:
If we move to Eriksen VS Pogba, suddenly you will remember he won World cup with France and leagues in Italy, chop your LLL, it won't kill you.

Why should we move to Pogba? Because you suddenly realize Eriksen is useless and has no football nous that makes Payet greater? Focus on the subject matter, don’t brinf Pogba to this.

Expert17:
While half-dead Eriksen is busy playing for one of the biggest teams in Europe, your almighty Bad-yet can't make France's bench or get a move outside Ligue 1.

The same Payet that snubbed Man Utd after he left West Ham. I don’t think you know who Payet is. He was one of the best players in the French Ligue 1 last season.

He strolled into another UNFP team of the season last May, he also made UEFA conference league team of the season. All that while, Eriksen was sweeping the streets of Brentford that finished 13th in the PL.

There are levels to this playmaking thing. Eriksen is tiers below Payet. Eriksen has one PFA team appearance in more than 10 seasons of league football, Payet has 4(3 in France & 1 in the PL).

Auskyd:
Nothing I say is true, yet reviews are popping up everyday to show you why the 13 pro max is just as good as the 14 pro max? Lol. You don buy am so you have to defend it. Reviewers both here in Nigeria and abroad all say the same thing, and even battery life is significantly better on the 13 pro max than the 14.

You're hammering on nitts when the phone will never reach 2000 indoors? Like you can't manually set it yourself. You have to go outside for it to trigger,, and it spends less than 5 minutes else your battery starts to suffer lol

I won't say you threw money away Sha, you just fell for a really good marketing and presentation strategy. Na island and bragging rights you buy. Nothing else. Lmao. That 20% efficiency is a big, fat lie. I bet you 50k anywhere that apple never mentioned this and you don't have the stats to prove it.
During the launch they compared it to the A13. Not even 14 oh, 13! Lol this guy
Abi you go say you review phones pass this guy for my screenshot? Go to tiktok and YouTube and watch tens of review showing you the same thing.

Even durability, the 13 pro max is more durable than the 14 pro max. There are videos on YouTube to prove it.

Can't blame you tho. I upgrade all the time. I'm a Samsung person, so that means when the s23 comes, I'll get that too. But I won't kid myself and say the upgrade is waaay better than the previous one.

Swallow this L low-key, you get me?

You are quoting the comments of someone who hasn’t even held an iPhone before. You people believe every rubbish your read on the internet. Who gives a flying fück what Fisayo has to say about 14 PM?

A16 Bionic has a billion more transistors than A15. It has 50% more GPU memory bandwidth than the A15. There’s a reason the 14PM is selling more than the regular 14. The regular 14 still has A15 bionic and people are snubbing it for the better processor.

There’s no single metric the 13PM trumps the 14PM - and you should stop relying on people’s reviews to form your own opinion. A lot of these nuccas are broke and they would justify not buying the latest device to mask their broke insecurities.


14PM is 1 billion times better than 13PM.

Auskyd:
Battery. Even usage, it is. Or significantly better. It’s a very superficial upgrade. During the launching they compared the chip to the A13 and not even the A15.

You’re buying dynamic island, pill cut out and cameras. That’s all. The 13 pro max is no pushover to the 14 pro max at all

Nothing you say here is true.

14 PM is significantly better than the 13 PM. 14 PM will give you up to 29 hours video play back while the 13 PM gives you 28 hours.

The engine that runs 14 PM is A16 Bionic and it has an extra 20% efficiency over the A15 that runs the 13 PM. The display on 14PM is also better(2000 nits) to 13 PM’s 1200 nits.

I did a pound to pound comparative metric with both devices and I can tell you free of charge that the 14 PM is the superior device. Maybe the difference isn’t much but if you are 0.0000002mm offside, then you are offside.

Expert17:
Payet is 5 years older than Eriksen.

Irrelevant to the discourse. If you are good enough, you are old enough.

Expert17:
Payet is the undisputed FK taker in all his clubs.

Another lie. He had Mark Noble and Aaron Cresswell at West Ham. They weren’t just as good as Dimitri.

Expert17:
When Payet started playing FKs, Eriksen was still playing academy football.

Payet has played almost 200 games more than Eriksen.

But Illimitable thinks Eriksen has played more.

All irrelevant to the discourse. The amount of games played has no linear equation to the number of free kicks taken.

Expert17:
You have proven Payet is better in FK, but statistics showed Eriksen has scored more despite playing in the best leagues in Europe. D

Take your LLL, it won't kill you

But the moment Payet stepped into the best league in Europe, he sent Eriksen into the trenches. Your excuse was that it was Eriksen’s worst seasons in his pitiful career.

The only reason you haven’t moved on from this issue is because this is the only metric that Eriksen even comes close to Payet. In terms of chances created, big chances created, assists, shot accuracy and all other creativity stats, he’s nowhere near Payet.

Even the free kick stats you are hopelessly clinging on to has nothing to do with playmaking. KDB is 500 million times better than Eriksen as a playmaker and yet he hasn’t scored as many FK goals as Eriksen. So I am wise enough to know your antics concerning this issue but I am not that generous to let you get away with it.

So take your L, blend it with Akamu and milk and take it twice in the morning on an empty stomach.

Payet did Eriksen dirty in the PL.

Expert17:
An expert like you want to use freekick played in the same league and year as if it was played in the same condition ( distance from goal, players in the wall, etc...).lolGame-winning

You haven't answered my question - who do you think played more free kicks so far? 35 year old undisputed FK taker or 30 year old Eriksen that shared the duty with other free kick experts.

So far you haven't proved in any way that Payet is better than Eriksen in freekick. Your L- diversion tactics can't work on me.

With my statistics, Payet has played more free kicks and scored less despite facing farmers all through his career.

Games Played - Payet
Free kick played - Payet

Free kick goals - Eriksen
Game winning free kick goals - Eriksen.

I have proven Payet is better. The only reason we are still on this topic is because your bruised ego is refusing to lie down.

How many direct free kicks has Payet taken? You don’t know. You don’t know how many direct free kicks Eriksen has taken but you want to compare career stats?

If you can find a credible sports site that can tell how many direct FKs that was attempted by Payet to the ratio of how many scored, then we can have an argument but I am not even sure that argument would have a leg to stand on cos you have said before now that Ligue 1 is a farmer’s league.

I have provided the PL stats of both players in the same season and you quickly made a U-turn that it was Eriksen’s worst season. Is it Payet’s fault that Eriksen had a terrible season or you think a witch doctor told Payet to quickly go to West Ham in 2015 because it was going to be Eriksen’s worst performance?

Expert17:
Ok Sir.

Eriksen scored free kicks in Holland, Denmark, Italy and England but he won't score in France.

35-year-old Undisputed FK taker = 14 free kicks goals in 595 games

30 -year-old FK taker = 20 free kicks goals in 399 games.

The games don’t determine the number of free kicks attempted.

This is a fraudulent way of looking at stats. Eriksen played 38 games in 14/15 and he didn’t take a single direct free kick.

Now an amateur like you would might say how can a player play 38 games without scoring a free kick but he must take one before he can score one.

We don’t know how many FKs Payet attempted in those 595 games. Unless you do, it’s a flawed way of looking at their ability as a set piece taker.

I bet you know this already but the stats have conspired so much against you that you are just throwing everything in the air. The last one was the funniest, pressure from team mates.

Expert17:
He shot blanks in 2 seasons but still has more free-kick goals than Payet despite playing almost 200 games less.

I love your jokes

Payet had more FK goals than him in the PL(the best and toughest league in Europe).

We don’t know how Eriksen would have thrived in Ligue 1 until he plays there. Many thought Messi would score 500 PL goals in one season at PSG, he scored only 6 league goals.

Therefore, the only accurate comparative stats can only be in the PL when both players faced the same officiating, same league, same opponents, same environment.

And when we compared their stats in that period, Eriksen ate grass, Payet strolled into the PFA team of the season with a mid table team like West Ham.

#Levels.

Harry Maguire releases another banger.

His PR works harder than Kante. Their work rate is the combined effort of Kante, Essien and Ji Sung Park moulded together.

Now, De Gea’s communication is the reason Maguire hasn’t played so well. Vidic and Rio never had this problem. They played with De Gea when DDG was still very new in England and couldn’t communicate in English.

If you have a British passport in the PL, you can play shit for many many years and there would be people saying you are a world class player.

Auskyd:
The 13 pro max is better. Check reviews.

13 PM is better than 14 PM or the battery on 13PM is better than the one on 14 PM?

Expert17:
Search the internet, you will see his Ligue 1 FK stats.

Your statistics didn't consider
- the age ( giving him edge as per experience and no taken)
-no of games played
-strength of opposition
-strength of league
-teammates who can play freekick thereby putting pressure on him

Oga rest, Eriksen >>>>>> Payet

Another excuse.

Team mates who can play free kick put pressure on Eriksen? In no time, you would blame the cleavages of female football fans on the stands as one of the factors that distracted Eriksen from scoring.

Eriksen shot blanks in 2016/17 and 2017/18.

Expert17:
Payet is 5 years older than Eriksen and the undisputed free kick taker for his clubs and you are here asking who played more.

Age has nothing to do with ability.

Expert17:
But your theory is accurate, comparing Eriksen's worst Free kick year WITH Payet's best free-kick year.

Why don't you use 2014?

It so happened that the only period Eriksen and Payet were together in the same environment/facing the same opponents coincided with Eriksen’s worst year.

What a coincidence!!!

In 2014, Eriksen and Payet weren’t in the same league, in the same environment facing the same level of opponents.

This is logic, not beer parlor gists. 2016/17 wasn’t Eriksen’s worst year by the way. He had many other disgraceful performances when taking direct free kicks.