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RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 6:23pm On Feb 18, 2020
khiaa:
1. I don't give blowjobs but it's clear that you do, and bringing up other abominations doesn't exonerate you from your abominations.
The point of making those references wasn’t to use them to justify my position. No, that would be a weak argument. The point of those references was to point out that morality is subjective, and sadly, religious folk like yourself tend to be picky about which perceived vices that should be fought against. If indeed all abominations (as provided by your religious book) were equal for you, you would be living in every single Nairaland post, screaming and preaching about everything and anything from lying to murder and people eating with their left hand and not keeping the sabbath day. You wouldn’t selectively be interested in things like homosexuality. ��‍♂️

2. Supposedly your white Jesus was conceived through artificial insemination!! shocked Where is it stated that taking care of innocent children without parents is an abomination
Which one is White Jesus again? Biko, don’t veer the conversation with this one now, Abeg.

3. You are being ridiculous, the Bible/Torah/Koran tell us what kinds of food we are supposed to eat with fish being on the list. Is it stated for us to eat the fish raw?

4. No thanks, you are doing just fine being stupid all by yourself.

5. Yah is the God that I believe in, he made your pen.is to fit perfectly into a woman's vagin.a not to ram up some man's hole or to have one rammed up yours.
Pause. That the penis fits into the vagina is one of the foundations of your argument? Honey, reading up about anal sex will make most men realize that heterosexual intercourse is probably comparably underwhelming. People who have tasted both vagina and anus have sworn that the latter is tighter and snugger. But don’t take my word for it. You can ask your significant other (if you have one) to run an experiment and give you his honest opinion on how both body parts fit. Lol.

There are many demon deities that you can believe in that will support your desire to have your butthole rammed with a big fat one. grin Sorry, I didn't mean to sexually excite you. undecided This goes for women as well who participate in these perversions.
I laugh at this embarrassment. Oh wow! �

pS... God knew what he was doing when he made the female vaginA to give extreme pleasure to man. Just because you get pleasure from a pole up your bottom isn't a reason to shove one up it.
Speaking from two sides of the mouth, are we?
In one sentence, you talk about how the pleasure derived from vaginal sex is proof that it’s a gift from god, in another, you decry the pleasure gotten from anal sex. Well, I don’t expect more. Double speak is something religious faithfuls and leaders are known for.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 10:53pm On Feb 17, 2020
SIRcumalot:
Basically,identity issues that plagues immigrant that moved to the western world,England in this case.
It's very funny, I enjoyed it.
Okay. I’m pushing it lower on the to read list. Lol.

Have you read Marlon James’ fantasy book? What do you think?
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 10:52pm On Feb 17, 2020
khiaa:
God created woman for man and man for woman, anything else is an abomination.
And god created the mouth for eating and food for mouth, if you’re one of those people that give or receive blowjobs, or incorporate food in sex, you’re committing an abomination.

God made it so that women have to be naturally inseminated by their husband, if you use IVF or adopt, you’re committing an abomination.

God made food to be eaten raw, if you process your food, you’re committing an abomination.

Let’s all be stupid together.

And whilst we are on the matter, which God are you referring to? I’m sure there’s a God out there that envisioned that men would come to love to pleasure each other, otherwise, he wouldn’t put the male pleasure spot behind the scrotum and accessible only through the anus.
Either that, or he has a wicked sense of humor.

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LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 3:36pm On Feb 17, 2020
SIRcumalot:
Zadie smith-- white teeth.
What’s this like? I’ve been meaning to read the book but I’m not in the mood for a boring literary fiction novel. Lol.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 12:19pm On Feb 17, 2020
khiaa:
Intercourse between a man and a woman is a beautiful and natural necessity to multiply the Earth. What does intercourse between two men bring to the Earth table?
Married heterosexual couples have intercourse several times a year. Do they (aim) to get pregnant every single time they couplate? There are heterosexual couples that can’t have children biologically; they don’t have sex? Heterosexual couples that don’t want children, nko? They don’t have sex?

Procreation is just one of the functions/uses of sex. The rest are available to couples that can’t have children.
HealthRe: Gonoria Or Goloriha I Don't Really Know. by Illuminatus(m): 10:37am On Feb 16, 2020
Please, yourself and your sexual partner should go to a hospital.

Sexually transmitted infections/diseases can be very tricky and complicated. Inadequate treatment may make things worse in the long run whilst providing a short respite.

Even if you use a medication procured from a chemist that stops one or more of the symptoms, the infection may enter a latent stage and continue to wreck havoc inside your body.

Yes, a hospital may seem expensive now, but when compared to the cost of complications such as infertility and death, the few thousands of Naira you’d spend it worth less than those.

Good luck.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 10:06pm On Feb 15, 2020
Originalsly:
Instead of going purely on dictionary definition.... try to get the concept of natural... as used in context. In context.... it is pretty much the same as instinct.... what a man would do if he... another man... and a woman were dropped all alone on an island as children and grow up to be adults. It would be natural for both the men and women to have sexual desires.... but both men would naturally/instinctively seek to have their desires fulfilled from the woman and not each other. This is the best I can do to answer your question.
Okay, I’m done. Lol.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 10:04pm On Feb 15, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. as much as people that robbs people ,kill people and whatnots are s stain to the world is a much as fa.gs(pun intended) are a stain to the world. now I've rephrased it.. this much worked for an abnormality, for real?
How is homosexuality a stain to the world then? That’s my point.

Abnormality?

What iis normal?
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 10:03pm On Feb 15, 2020
mechanics:
Can you explain your point with Bible reference.
Deuteronomy 22:22: If a man is discovered committing adultery, both he and the woman must die. In this way, you will purge Israel of such evil.
Matthew 5:27-28: “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Leviticus 19:19: 19 “You shall keep my statutes. You shall not let your cattle breed with a different kind. You shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor shall you wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.”
Leviticus 19:23-25:
23 “‘When you enter the land and plant any kind of fruit tree, regard its fruit as forbidden.[a] For three years you are to consider it forbidden[b]; it must not be eaten. 24 In the fourth year all its fruit will be holy, an offering of praise to the Lord. 25 But in the fifth year you may eat its fruit. In this way your harvest will be increased. I am the Lord your God.”

My point is that the Bible said that a lot of things (some of which we do today) are sins. Now, for people who believe the Bible and live by its dictates, this is a big deal because it means we shouldn’t be so quick to castigate people who sin differently from us when we ourselves are not without sin.

However, For people who don’t believe the Bible on the other hand, these tenets will hold no water as they don’t have to live according to the Bible.

Hence, to scream that homosexuality is wrong in a society made up of people, some of whom aren’t Christians or Jewish, is rather myopic. Imagine if Muslims went around screaming that drinking alcohol is haram and everyone should cease to do that.

Yes, your religion may be against homosexuality. But that doesn’t mean everyone else should be forced to agree with that. Using religion as a argument against homosexuality is myopic.

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Music/RadioRe: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by Illuminatus(m): 8:27pm On Feb 15, 2020
And then... it happened.

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RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
It is a crime man.. how can Bleep your own bro. That is just bizarre!! It's an eyesore!!
How can you put your stuff in a woman’s stuff?! How?! That’s ridiculous!

I’m sure some people think some of the stuff you do during sex is bizarre but then... that doesn’t really mean anything.

So what does you thinking that homosexual intercourse is bizarre bring to the table?
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:38pm On Feb 15, 2020
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RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:36pm On Feb 15, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. they should do what they want but should never do it publicly.


homosexuals are a stain to the world
There are human beings robbing other human beings blind by taking advantage of the position of power they occupy; people are blowing other people up with bombs; some of us are contributing so much climate pollution to the world that our descendants will inherit an Earth in crisis...but it’s queer people that’s a stain on the world?

Really, Bro?

I wish I could be as short sighted and myopic as you. Things seem very simple to you.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:36pm On Feb 15, 2020
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biGDhAp:
. kissing
holding hands and whatever else they do..


not just sex..


I'm not homophobic as long as they keep to this
And I’m not a racist but I don’t like seeing black people.... What does that make me?



Why is it okay for straight people to have PDAs but it isn’t okay for queer people?

RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:35pm On Feb 15, 2020
Originalsly:
Religion or no religion.... it is natural for a man to have sex with a woman.... unnatural with another man.... his child...male or female....his sister... his mother... his grandmother ... or beasts.... regardless of how much he loves them or they love him.

In your heart.... not what your mouth would be saying..... in your heart ... if your now single father... widower/divorced... should bring home a burly bearded man as his lover.... and be rocking the bedroom at nights... just asking... would that be ok by you?
When people argue that something is (un)natural, I really wonder what they mean?

How exactly, is homosexuality unnatural?

RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:24pm On Feb 15, 2020
[quote author=Phosphorus666 post=86670160][/quote]Your pointhuh?.....
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:23pm On Feb 15, 2020
mechanics:
No place for them in the Bible, so therefore it should be a crime.
According to the Bible, it’s wrong to eat the fruit of a young tree, wear clothes with two different types of clothing or eat many of the things we eat today.

Let’s face it, according to the Bible (Old Testament), we are all going to hell.

Why cherry pick and give special attention to people having sex with people of the same sex, one of the many many things that is wrong according to the Bible?

I don’t see you guys raving about how fornication is wrong according to the Bible... Does it have something to do with the fact that people like to turn a blind eye to their own sins?
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:18pm On Feb 15, 2020
Tv
Romeo3:
Shouldn't be a crime in Nigeria... Should be a crime against humanity. Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed by God because of things like gay practices.

Christianity has been watered down.
No. Even the Bible is conflicted about why Sodom was destroyed but it never explicitly said that the problem was homosexuality.

Interestingly, if that whole drama played out today, I’m sure you lot will be singing a whole different tune.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 4:08pm On Feb 15, 2020
Mazk:
The law say it is a crime
The law says a lot of things including not paying tax are crimes, I hope you don’t flout any of them. In the North, things get more serious as drunkenness and (female) spouse committing adultery are crimes, too.

There’s a relationship between morality and the law, but that relationship should rarely be in the form that things that are made illegal are immoral. As we very well know, not all things that are criminalized are immoral. If the Hate Speech Bill and the Social Network Bill ate passed into law and assented to, it will become a crime to say things that are similar to criticizing the government. Does it make those acts immoral?

The better formula is that that which is immoral may be criminalized. But even that should be done in consideration of the extant societal practices and prevailing circumstances.

The world has gone beyond the point where we argue that homosexuality is wrong simply because an old law that hasn’t been edited or reviewed in decades says so.
Technology MarketRe: Sell Your Icloud Locked Iphones And Scrap Iphone Here by Illuminatus(m): 6:43am On Dec 03, 2019
jeff1607:
I really appreciate this
Done it yet? Did it work? Cheaper?
Music/RadioRe: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by Illuminatus(m): 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2019
STILESGANG:
The award can go to know anyone.If you think having a nomination makes you an automatic winner then you don’t know nothing



People with very limited knowledge about awards making profound declarations. �
Music/RadioRe: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by Illuminatus(m): 3:54pm On Nov 21, 2019
beresponsible:
grin i prefer Burna
Maybe. But the RCA will more likely prefer Kidjo...
Music/RadioRe: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by Illuminatus(m): 3:54pm On Nov 21, 2019
beresponsible:
Wetin she dey sing sef? Oyinbo can dance to anything. Burna na master



I laugh in Agolo!
TV/MoviesThings Fall Apart: The Movie by Illuminatus(op): 5:37pm On Sep 11, 2019
I remember watching the movie Things Fall Apart when I was (maybe) six years old, way before I read the book. The nostalgia is strong and I really want to see the movie again. I remember the beautiful performance and the sweet Igbo dialect.

If you know how and where I can get the movie, the one in Igbo (not the one with Pete Edochie oh!), please drop a comment!!!
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 7:20am On May 27, 2019
I just finished The Mothers by Brit Bennet (a very nice read). I’m currently reading Caine short stories. Meh.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 12:18am On May 09, 2019
calliope:
I just finished reading Buried Under The Baobab Tree. It is based on the stories of girls abducted by Boko Haram. Nwaubani writes a fictional story from the point view of one girl. I can't sleep. I have sobbed uncontrollably. I felt rage, and this tighten around my chest. Nobody deserves the hell those young girls had to go through... Nobody. embarassed

I have read about the abducted Chibok girls , but never this up close, just headlines and numbers. This is an important story, one which reminds us to feel. I have never read a story so captivating with a powerful narrative. While I read, a girl out there in the forest is experiencing the same thing and living it as reality; I never felt so helpless. Nwaubani did a great job. I am wowed.
Was this in ePub format? Could you share?
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 12:09am On May 09, 2019
Just finished Highly Illogical Behaviour by John Corey Whaley. Yep, I couldn’t keep my word to not read anything new. �. I’ll rate the book 2.3/5. I really shouldn’t read another YA book anytime soon.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 6:35pm On May 07, 2019
Just finished Jonathan Hadit’s The Righteous Mind. Awesome nonfiction book about psychology and morality.

I am very hesitant about starting another book. Books have become very distracting these days and I will be engaged with a very serious task that requires my full attention soon so no point buying distractions for myself before then.....

I hope I can keep my wits about me!
Technology MarketRe: Samsung Note4 And Blackberry Q10 Panel Wanted Urgently Lagosians Only by Illuminatus(m): 4:26pm On Apr 03, 2019
Blackberry Q10 available.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Unlock Any Icloud Locked Iphone by Illuminatus(m): 12:18pm On Apr 03, 2019
infotail:
Still havent heard from him till now
Sorryyy. Even though I hear these stories a lot, it still hurts.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 10:22am On Mar 14, 2019
An Orchestra of Minorities by Chigozie Obioma.

1/4 way in and so far it is looking very good. I think this book might be better than The Fishermen. Let me hold off on giving full reviews till I am done reading the book, sha.
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RomanceRe: Will My Body Return To Normal After Stoping Porn And Masturbation by Illuminatus(m): 10:06am On Mar 14, 2019
I do not get it when people talk about masturbation as if it is a vice. It isn't anymore unhealthy for you than penetrative sex. Heck, masturbation is even more healthy considering that you not be exposed to the STDs that other people might carry.

Sure, just like food, masturbation can become bad for you if done excessively and if you become addicted. But the idea is to use common sense and enjoy yourself reasonably.

My two cowries sha.

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