pu7pl3:
Just this year we've had
Female Loki
Female Hawkeye
Female Thor
Female Taskmaster(Taskmistress )
Gay gods/Eternals etc
What's next?


I'm laughing like it's not paining me my years of comic book love and knowledge in the mud

fineboynl:
do you know how much is iphone 11 currently?

fineboynl:
I meet this young girl who claimed to be a student, she gave me a green light initial and as I sharp guy I decode and proceeded.

but although she give an attitude like someone that's not interested she didn't give me the number at once. Even after that she is still forming to know to come see me.

Here are my observation. She is using an iphone 11, and always posting photos which Is very common for a young girl of her age. She sick too many attention and also online which I presume she do chats with guys.

I have suspect she is a prostitute and nothing short of it. Than why forming hard to get for me. She post photos of herself in front seat of cars and luxury makeup and hair style for a girl student in this buhari government. She like fine boy and show off to her friends.

I know her type. They love send me your bank account message. It's just to spend and them and one just nacking then move on as you can keep such a person.

TheSourcerer:
well is today still truth day ?

TheSourcerer:
Good Morning From 2020 ,how was 2014 like?
2020 is a mess tbh bruh

cao:
Tipsy by Chloe x Halle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUf0jVri6Ts

hafsatadebisi:
Please, is it possible to travel from the East (Anambra state precisely) to Abuja now? Is there anyone here who has travelled from the East to Abuja? What was your experience like? What amount did you pay? How many hours journey? Would you advise someone to go (assuming the person has some matters to attend to there)?

MrDexter:

Is it still available?

Illuminatus:
I suggest that you also get a HIV teSt done.

The wart might fall off on its own within 3 monthS but if before then you notice that its growing or another has appeared, you can get podopholyin cream and apply directly on the wart twice daily for 3 days. Will be painful.

You will always have HPV. The wart will fall off but another one could grow whenever you are stressed out or your immune system is performing subpar.

Sorry.

texazzpete:
NYSC wouldnt have been so bad if the Government could have seen fit to send us engineers to engineering related jobs instead of leaving us to teach in village secondary schools. The painful thing was, after one year of teaching maths and physics, you'd have the same Government calling you a half-baked engineer!

anyway, NYSC was a funny experience for me. on the one hand, i got to see lots of people and travel to the east for the first time. On the negative side, i used to run a web design biz and i was reasonably successful at it. one year in a no-water no-light no gsm village changed it all. I had to bring my pc over to the village and bought a gen, that made me the target of hatred from my landlord who felt i was too pompous for a 'small boy'. That, and the fact that i was the only person in the compound of 10 that used toilet roll (instead of their favored plantain leaves) made them feel i was living large.

one nasty thing that happened, when i bought the gen, my next door neighbour compained that the noise was bothering him, he threatened to shut me down unless i powered his outside light. i had no choice but to comply. The first day i turned on the pc to watch a movie, all the neighbouring kids came crowding round my window. to entertain them, i put on a home video. that was my big mistake. they knocked and knocked until i let them in (i'm a sucker for kids) and then they started running over my foam witht heir bare, dirty feet, one ripped open my discman and as i was scolding him another one was chewing up my pack of cards. I drove the louts out!

i banned them from ever entering my room again, apparently thatmade thier parents even more pissed. One day my gen blew my monitor. I heard the woman next door say it served me right in Igbo. Beef!

The school was much worse. i came in there like a whirlwind trying to change things. I was horrified to hear that in the last WAEC only on egirl managed to get 6 Cs, and she was the only one out of 60 girls that passed maths. I took it upon myself to change things!
First day i got there, i launched into an impassioned speech about decency and hardwork and future career prospects and the need to move the school forward. Then i finally told them that i want an interactive class and that i wouldn't flog anybody etc. BIG MISTAKE! Once they learnt my natural aversion to beating girls and they saw i wasn't gonna flog them, it was all over. at that moment my speech cost me all hopes of enforcing discipline. Dunno why, it works in the movies
did the girls wanna learn? nope! in a class of about 50 girls, when im teaching you'll see 12 breaking melon into their berets, 5 sleeping, 12 giggling and passing love notes from their latest village beaus, 1 girl sweeping the class, 5 gisting with other girls thru the window. any girl i send out will come leaping thru the window next time my back is turned. It was either teach or spend the whole time enforcing discipline.
at least i was inspired to teach until i marked first term exams and half the class got 0/80. This in spite of the fact that i even solved exam-like questions in class 2 days to the exam, and i told them the same thing'll come out. they just couldn't be arsed to read.
What didnt i try? to teach computer education to Jss3 i used my own computer and my own generator. they refused to listen, just because i wouldnt cane them. Jss3 maths i asked them to buy a mathematical set so they could use for trig drawing. they refused. SS2 girls didn't know how tp use a four-figure table. I asked them to buy tables, most didnt. i asked them to photocopy the tables at the back of New General mathematics. compliance rate was like 5%. I had to give up. How the heck do you pass maths when u can't read a four figure table?
How the hell did i end up teachin pythagoras' theorem for 3 weeks, something i learnt in 30 minutes, and then 90% of them failed it in exam? WTF is hard about a² = b² + c² ?

The final killer for me? My principal forced me to solve WAEC maths and physics for SS3, blackmailing me with the threat of telling my ZI about my trips to write job tests and interviews. this, after i'd been the most strident critic of exam malpractice. After that blow, i lost all enthusiasm for teaching.
The irony of it all, by me solving the maths for them, i finally made a difference in the WAEC maths result, just not in the way i hoped for


Notable NYSC Quotes:

"Corpers don't worry! Ohafia is not like Isiala Ngwa where your camp was, where they eat people. here in Ohafia, highest during estival they may cut off your head and dance with it, but they do not eat people here"

--Ohafia LGA chairman in his welcome speech to us.

"How can corpers come all the way from their states and carry all our money?"

-- Umuahia councillors, removing names of Corpers from the Polio immunisation supervisor rosters and substituting them with their own (semi-literate) people, despite the fact that corpers dominated in the qualification tests.

"You wan make i slap that ya face join wall?"

-- Tout threatening me in Ohafia park for daring to take front seat.

"I go take slap block one of ya ear"

-- Okada man threatening me with severe soft-tissue damage for daring to protest his high fares.

"Nna, Fanta and mirinda, all na the same N50. the two of them yellow"

-- Market woman happily chose to inform me that mirinda attracted the same price as fanta after i'd drank the stuff.


"Use this one to buy something for yaself"

--Vice-Principal of the school casting down N500 on the table after i'd been forced to solve the WAEC. I'd never felt so insulted in my life.

"I'm going to deal seriously with igbo girls!"

-- fellow corper confiding to me his plans to avenge his posting my sowing wild oats relentlessly.

"BooHoo! eeeeeeh!"

-- me weeping profusely after being teargassed by police on my birthday, february 2nd 2005 in Aba while trapped at the back of a vehicle.

Ournolly:

I will do it.
Thanks a lot.

Do you by chance know what caused it? That was my first time loading it.

khiaa:


1. I don't give blowjobs but it's clear that you do, and bringing up other abominations doesn't exonerate you from your abominations.

2. Supposedly your white Jesus was conceived through artificial insemination!! Where is it stated that taking care of innocent children without parents is an abomination

3. You are being ridiculous, the Bible/Torah/Koran tell us what kinds of food we are supposed to eat with fish being on the list. Is it stated for us to eat the fish raw?

4. No thanks, you are doing just fine being stupid all by yourself.

5. Yah is the God that I believe in, he made your pen.is to fit perfectly into a woman's vagin.a not to ram up some man's hole or to have one rammed up yours.

There are many demon deities that you can believe in that will support your desire to have your butthole rammed with a big fat one. Sorry, I didn't mean to sexually excite you. This goes for women as well who participate in these perversions.

pS... God knew what he was doing when he made the female vaginA to give extreme pleasure to man. Just because you get pleasure from a pole up your bottom isn't a reason to shove one up it.