₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,102 members, 8,420,351 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 05:14 PM

Toggle theme

Illuminatus's Posts

Nairaland ForumIlluminatus's ProfileIlluminatus's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 38 pages)

Christianity EtcRe: Things God Could Have Preserved To Prove The Truth Of The Bible by Illuminatus(m): 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2018
My own personal list:

1. God giving a detailed explanation of why and how he created the universe. Using a human as an emissary won’t cut it, he has to deliver this message himself.

2. Jesus proving that he is the son of God. We won’t take his word for it. A DNA test might do, though.

3. God should impregnate someone else whilst we watch - for academic purpose, of course. This has to be a controlled experiment so no bethronement or sending angels to do his dirty work.

4. He explains whilst he says he’s one thing but does the opposite - like say that he loves everyone but asks one people to wipe out another tribe.

5. Explain his obsession with sex and why it’s so important to him that women be inferior.

6. Prove that he didn’t plagiarize the creation stories.

Okay, pause. I think we have gotten off on the wrong foot. The Bible is the problem, not God. Asking God to prove himself is like asking Okonkwo from Things Fall Apart to prove himself.

What we need is proof that the Bible is what it says it is - which the contrary has been proven.
Christianity EtcRe: My Crude Understanding Of Creation Based On Eckankar Mythos by Illuminatus(m): 8:11pm On Nov 09, 2018
Freh:
You misunderstand, but perhaps that's because I wasn't clear in my explanation. I'm acknowledging that the light and sound theory is a myth and what was meant was energy and vibration. Quantum theory confirms that all matter is energy (quanta) vibrating at different frequencies.
As to the origin of both both of them, well I'm not an athiest. I believe in an intelligent design. And I think both theist and atheist alike should unless they are blindly ignoring even the science they embrace. My veiws of God however no longer coincide with anything in mainstream religions.
The argument of intelligent design is faulty in its premise - but let’s not get into that now.

I wonder why you needed to bring the sound and light myth in to explain the energy and vibration statement? It makes your argument less logical.

That said, ��
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 3:06pm On Nov 09, 2018
SIRcumalot:
I read homo deus.
I left with this last feeling that the author is almost too eager for the automation/algorithm rebellion that will happen soon enough.

@illuminatus
Yuval tends to sound very excited, and that’s part of the reason why I love reading his works.

I think he comes off as if he’s anticipating such a rebellion because he is convinced that it is already happening, and doesn’t have a stance against the movement.

It’s almost like listening to Adichie talk about feminism. Lol
1 Like
HealthRe: HIV Infected Soldier Rapes 70 Boys by Illuminatus(m): 2:49pm On Nov 09, 2018
The burden to practice safe sex is on both partners. If one is in adventedly exposed to the virus, they’re can still see medical help to ensure that they stay negative within a given window period.

If the solider has been on medication and is taking them properly, the risk of infecting these people with HIV will reduced (to as much as 0 percent).

Whether the accused person’s acts are illegal or not depends on the constructs of the relevant law in Thailand, but scientifically quite explainable.
Christianity EtcRe: My Crude Understanding Of Creation Based On Eckankar Mythos by Illuminatus(m): 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2018
This is just an updated version of the argument for intelligent design.

This postulation does not tell us where light and sound came from and why they started interacting the way they did.

Lastly, the interference propounded to have taken place between sound and light here is inconceivable. Sound does not in anyway distort light, especially on such a grand scale to produce different matter. Additionally, if this was true, we would be seeing a recurrent version of the creation taking place because light and sound still exist and interact - albeit without creation.

This is just a case of stretching science to explain one’s ideas.
HealthRe: Hiv Scare by Illuminatus(m): 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2018
fakeprophet:
HIV medication, is it really free? some public hospitals extort their patience
Some. And to the best of my knowledge most of the fees prescribed by these hospitals aren’t for the staff. For example, paying for tests and contributing for a dead patient isn’t for the staff’s benefit directly.

Additionally, if you or someone you know feel like the staff of a particular hospital is acting unprofessional, take it up with the doctor or a senior staff at the hospital, find out the corporate sponsors (because the Nigerian government is very lackadaisical about HIV treatment in Nigeria, NGOs have taken up the bulwark of providing the necessary medication depending on their agreement with the relevant hospital) of the the clinic and report the staff accordingly.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illuminatus(m): 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2018
bolu96:
Thanks but i am watching on my phone, how do i go about it?
Oh. In that case I have very limited experience on the matter. If you are using an Android enabled phone, the same procedure that I described above can be used to utilize subtitles with the VLC mobile app.

For iOS, I do not have any insights at the moment.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 9:40am On Nov 09, 2018
SIRcumalot:
Season of crimson blossom is really really good.

Though I have a question
I noticed something a bit disturbing in the book about the lack of warmth between northern Muslim women and their first born child what is that about ?is it a culture thing? Google has no answer.

@calliope.i know you've read it.
It seemed like a cultural thing that was pronounced more heavily than it is in the contemporary society by the author to give effect to the story he was telling. I remember highlighting that part whilst reading the book, with hopes of asking the author about it; unfortunately I forgot all about it when I got to the end and was overtaken by the wave of emotions I felt at that point.

Thanks!!!
1 Like
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by Illuminatus(m): 9:36am On Nov 09, 2018
So I have been very very busy reading and finishing:

Homo Deus: A Brief History of Tomorrow and 21 Lessons for the 21st Century, both by Yuval Harairi. I thoroughly enjoy his books and I think I’m going to read these again next year, if I have the time. They are less entertaining than Sapiens, but I suspect that this is because Sapiens was a discovery book that is more pronounced to my narrating self than it affected my experiencing self.

This Is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay. This is a very funny book, but it illuminates real issues. I think it’s good timing that I read this book when I did - I needed a pick me up and a diversion from the real world.

Dear Ijeawele... by Chimamanda Adichie. I’m reading this book again and it’s still very relevant and instructive. I still recommended it to anybody and everybody, especially people who are quick to judge feminism and Ms. Adichie.

I’m not sure what I’m going to read next. I really want to read fiction but I am afraid that I have outgrown that genre. Going through my book stash, Carl Zimmer’s She Has Her Mother’s Laugh just jumped at me and I am trying (and failing) to ignore the book. ���
3 Likes
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illuminatus(m): 9:17am On Nov 09, 2018
bolu96:
Hey guys , how do you add subtitles to a movie.
Currently watching breaking bad, need the subtitles ASAP, thanks
If you use VLC (on a laptop), you can google search the name of the movie/series and download the .srt file. For example:

Inception.2010.HD.srt
Modern.Family.Season10.Episode2.HD.srt.


Then you have to make sure that the .srt file is saved with the same name as the movie or episode you want to watch in the same folder. This should automatically link the two so that the subtitle is activated when you start watching the movie.

Alternatively, you can add the .srt file using the ‘add subtitle’ option when you the movie is playing on vlc.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illuminatus(m): 11:30pm On Sep 05, 2018
Ihatelove:
I watched just one episode of pose and I liked it, will download more episodes
The remaining seven episodes are dope.
Christianity EtcRe: Would Jesus Have Allowed The Demons To Enter If It Were To Be Sheep? by Illuminatus(m): 11:29pm On Sep 05, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
"And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you."
- Leviticus 11:7

"And you may not eat the pig.
It has split hooves but does not chew the cud, so it is ceremonially unclean for you.
You may not eat the meat of these animals or even touch their carcasses.
"
- Deuteronomy 14:8

The demons wouldnt ever ask to be allowed/sent into the sheep's because they know the word, know the bible

Like attracts like, demons are unclean spirits,
so they were naturally attracted to the conveniently nearby herd of pigs, that are known for being unclean

Pigs (i.e. bacon, sausage, pork belly, pork scratchings, spare ribs etcetera)
are allowed to be consumed by Christians and whatnot because of the following reasons:
1/ Biblical food laws for religious reasons are no longer required
2/ Food Hygiene Regulations, Food Safety Act and Food Standards Agency protects consumers from getting access to food that is unsafe to eat
and/or that is harmful to human health
www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150924-the-truth-about-pigs
RomanceRe: Am I Addicted To Sex Or Its Normal by Illuminatus(m): 2:03pm On Sep 05, 2018
shakmati:
There is a hadith that says if a man disvirgines a woman without marrying her, such a man would collect a part of the punishment for her whenever she fornicates with another man. Bro, you just got your clock ticking. Better marry her before she starts generating punishments for you!
Please, which of the Hadits?
Christianity EtcRe: Would Jesus Have Allowed The Demons To Enter If It Were To Be Sheep? by Illuminatus(m): 1:49pm On Sep 05, 2018
grin grin grin

Let me just sit back and wait for the comments.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping 14 Year Old Girl, Says ''Her Presence Arouse Him by Illuminatus(m): 8:06am On Sep 05, 2018
Rape is rape regardless of the age of the victim. The defence that she does not look her age is both outrageous and evil. It points to the fact that he would not consider raping an older person wrong.

See, even if she is naked and her nipples are hard and perked up. No is no. Consent must be first had and obtained before penetration.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper AKA Caught In Gay Club Doing This (see Photos) by Illuminatus(m): 7:46am On Sep 05, 2018
seborrhic:
All your rants above didn't even offer 1%evidence to show it's not a psychiatric disorder.
I saw your obvious deficiency when you claimed its biological.For you not to even know the meaning of something being biological shows you won't understand any other thing.2 men wanting to insert their joysticks into their a ss hole and you say its biological.Mr man please go back to school.
I guess you are gay and of course would deny you have any mental health issue.
Homosexuality is as biological as heterosexuality. Homosexual activity has been documented to have taken place amongst a wide range of animals. The sexual activity between two males involves the use of body parts that are biological. The ejaculation that results from such sexual relations is natural. The hormones that are in play before, during and after homosexual intercourse is the same as those that come into play before, during and after heterosexual intercourse.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper AKA Caught In Gay Club Doing This (see Photos) by Illuminatus(m): 7:41am On Sep 05, 2018
seborrhic:
All your rants above didn't even offer 1%evidence to show it's not a psychiatric disorder.
I saw your obvious deficiency when you claimed its biological.For you not to even know the meaning of something being biological shows you won't understand any other thing.2 men wanting to insert their joysticks into their a ss hole and you say its biological.Mr man please go back to school.
I guess you are gay and of course would deny you have any mental health issue.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper AKA Caught In Gay Club Doing This (see Photos) by Illuminatus(m): 7:40am On Sep 05, 2018
Adiwana:
Used to fvck with this guys sound.Had his levels album on rotation.Was the first rapper to make me listen to SA hiphop.Now his doing this?? Fvck him and his gay ass angry angry
So an unverified report is making you stop listen to a musician you like? You think this causes any damage to him? People should learn to differentiate the art from the artiste.

It is my concern whether Jon Bellion is a puppylover or whatever. I only care about his music.

And you wanting to Bleep his supposedly gay ass is not gay? lol.
EducationRe: Urgent Advice Ui Masters Delay In Releasing Results by Illuminatus(m):
Your husband should contact his classmates so that they will discuss the matter and handle it as a group. They will command more attention if they act as a group than as individuals.

The obvious option is for them to approach the said lecturer, the Head of Department and Dean of Faculty.

If these meetings prove abortive, then they should write to the school administration.

That said, I do not think that the situation is bad yet. It is not out of the ordinary for schools to conduct examination for prospective students whilst the results of the immediately past set has not been released. It all depends on the reason for the delay and the department's precedents.
HealthRe: Please Who Knows The Reason For This by Illuminatus(m): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2018
Go see a doctor. You might be suffering from allergic reactions to something in your environment.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Illuminatus(m): 7:17am On Sep 05, 2018
Black Panther: The Album by Kendrick Lamar. It took a couple of listens for me to appreciate this work of art. Hehehe.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illuminatus(m): 9:01pm On Sep 04, 2018
jiggaz:
The Good Fight is a Spin-off of the Good Wife... Heard it's amazing too!!
It is awesome. The second season is even better than the first.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper AKA Caught In Gay Club Doing This (see Photos) by Illuminatus(m): 8:48pm On Sep 04, 2018
I laugh in Patience Ozokwor.

Nigerians and not minding their business. The lot of you are in your face me I face you deciding that someone is worse off because they are probably attracted to people of the same sex? I carry yansh for una.

You do not have to understand why some people are attracted to people of the same sex. Frankly, it is not rocket science. It is much of the same way that you are attracted to whatever sex you are attracted to.

The same way you are wondering why and how people can have anal sex, some people are wondering how you can have vaginal sex. And (surprise, surprise) some people wonder how people find sex enjoyable at all!

Lol.

Stop discriminating people because they are different.
Christianity EtcRe: The Dangerous "You Are Special" Programming. by Illuminatus(m): 8:17pm On Sep 04, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
NAH.. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL. NO ONE IS.
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FILTHY PIECE OF WALKING GARBAGE BREATHING AND WASTING YOUR TIME ON IRRELEVANT THINGS, AND WAITING TO DIE, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. smiley
cheesy

Who hurt you?!

Lol.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Anglican Primate, Okoh Explains Why Homosexuality Has Taken Over Nigeria by Illuminatus(m): 7:48pm On Sep 04, 2018
Nonsense and ingredients.

Homosexuality is against your culture and religion?


What culture is that? The one that demanded the killing of twins? The burial of influential men with slaves? The one that treats women like secondclass citizens? The one that glorified violence? The one that is incorporated in idol worship?


What religion? The one that preaches hatred and intolerance? The one that puts the needs of men above that of women? The one that glorifies illgotten wealth? The one that encourages laziness and ignorance? The one that encourages extolles child marriage and sacrifice?

Laws should have very little to do with religion. That has been proven time, and time again. Do not expect millions of people to adhere to something you believe was inspired and passed down eons ago.

I wonder what he thinks about the foundation of his own denomination.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me Verify This by Illuminatus(m): 7:36pm On Sep 04, 2018
enesty:
I would have to travel from abuja,is it worth, advise
If you have friends or relatives there, you can ask them to check it out for you.

Personally, I would make the journey only if I have a place to stay which would minimize cost and someone checks out the place com tells me that they are credible.

Lol.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illuminatus(m): 7:33pm On Sep 04, 2018
The Simpsons Season 24.

I finally watched Rick & Morty Season 1 Episode 1 and Im cursing myself for wasting my data to download the whole season. Sigh.

PS: I think everyone and their grandma should watch Pose!
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illuminatus(m): 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2018
fhranchez:
pls i need recommendation on series with good strategy moves like power,prison break, breaking bad or any good series with great quotes like suits,dynasty,the wire
Scandal
Killing Eve
Kidnapped
The Good Fight
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me Verify This by Illuminatus(m): 6:53pm On Sep 04, 2018
enesty:
Yes I did apply for the job
Then visit the said venue before hand and scoop it out. Ask around. My small investigation using the internet revealed almost nothing - which in itself is not out of the ordinary (companies and businesses around the South have very little internet presence.
HealthRe: Hiv Scare by Illuminatus(m):
I cannot presume to know what you are going through. I cannot even say that I understand.

However, I can tell you that it is not as bad as it seems right now.

Sure, you are scared and feeling betrayed, but then I am almost certain that in six months time, you would have forgotten how you feel right now.

First thing you should know is that it is 2018 and not 1988. HIV, whilst a chronic health condition, is not a death sentence. It is not as much of a big deal as it used to be. We understand the virus better now and have more effective ways of managing it. So testing positive may not be as ground breaking and life altering as you think.

The most important thing for you right now is to understand that there is no reason to be worried. I mean, it is not like you can do anything to alter your position now and worrying is not going to change that.

Try to maintain a positive mindset. Do not obsess over it. It is not worth it. If you have a trusted friend or confidant, talk to them.

Try and maintain a healthy lifestyle now. Avoid sex at this point. Get tested. It may turn out to not be HIV but another sort of STI.

Good luck. I expect to hear some good news from you in three and six months time.






PS: There are options out there to prevent and manage HIV and other STIs. Always use a condom. Alternatively, you can start on on PrEP (a drug taken daily to prevent HIV infection). If you have unprotected sex, seek medical help and try to have PEP (a batch of drugs taken not less than 72 hours after exposure to prevent HIV infection) administered. Get tested regularly. Get vaccines for some of these diseases which are available.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Tackles Atiku, Says His Understanding Of Restructuring Vague by Illuminatus(m): 3:48pm On Sep 04, 2018
Serious case of pot calling kettle black...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 38 pages)