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Politics › Re: Pleeaassee Somebody Explain To Me About The Niger Delta Crisis by illusion2: 12:52pm On Aug 08, 2009
[quote author=Yoruba-man link=topic=306862.msg4319339#msg4319339 date=1249728117]Please advised there is no crisis in the ND  - Jtf is  in control.  It is a case of Greedy ND Leader like Odili and Ibori[/quote]Yoruba-man = Ijawman
Politics › Re: Yar Adua Meets Ijaw Militants/terrorist - Are These Really Militants by illusion2: 12:51pm On Aug 08, 2009
angry
Politics › Re: Boko Haram - 'top Govt Officials Are With Us' by illusion2: 11:55am On Aug 08, 2009
blacksta:
Yar adua will setup 21 man committiee to look in this matter and list of names will be released in 2050


how about that
grin grin grin, not so the names will not be released because the next govt will dissolve the committee,reject their recommendations & ask another 50 man committee to review the activities of the first 'Boko Haram review Panel'.  tongue
Politics › Re: Ikotun/abaranje Youths by illusion2: 11:51am On Aug 08, 2009
[quote author=Yoruba-man link=topic=306948.msg4319327#msg4319327 date=1249727809]Big joke - Venue packed because of food - More like hungry people conference[/quote]of course ! how many people in nigeria eat 3 square meals a day? Becos u're in Salt lake city,enjoying the good life u thnk everything is fine back home.

There are only 2 things u can use to attract young people in Nigeria

1. Food (or money)
2.Free premiership games.

We're on ground so we know whats up.
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Fashola At Loggerheads ! by illusion2(op): 11:31am On Aug 08, 2009
nex:
@illusion2

where did, you recieve this illusion? On the mountain? There was a time when threads based on rumours and assumptions were deleted from this forum. I guess It's a curse; everything Naija must spoil.
nex if u read the article posted by [url=http://thepmnews.com/2009/06/25/no-rift-between-fashola-tinubu%E2%80%94lasg]ibime[/url] ,u'll notice this is going around.

Almost all political issues starts with 'rumours',either deliberately planted or slipped out by mistake.

I just posted what i heard from a very reliable source. So either confirm or deny,but don't cast aspersions on the messenger  wink
Politics › Re: Ikotun/abaranje Youths by illusion2: 11:27am On Aug 08, 2009
[quote author=tpia. link=topic=306948.msg4317898#msg4317898 date=1249684378]See a "revolutionary" considering refreshments.

abi your revolution is in the catering sector? huh[/quote]meant to be a joke actually. cheesy

The organiser obviously has political ambitions/aspirations & anyone can see through this. refreshments will certainly ensure the venue is packed full. make sure 'item 7' comes towards the end sha !!! wink
Politics › Re: Jtf Wards Off Ijaw Terrorists In Delta - Jtf - We Are Winning by illusion2: 11:24am On Aug 08, 2009
nex:
Stop lying! You're Ijawman. I've been watching the way you post. You want to gain support from the Yoruba members of this forum before you turn on them. But I'm happy everyone is seeing through your disguise.
thank you jare,e think say everybody dull like am. . . . . i honestly wonder how d guy reach US(if indeed he's there) huh

[quote author=Yoruba-man link=topic=306854.msg4317276#msg4317276 date=1249675127]I find it insulting to be tagged as Ijawman - My hatred for the Ijawman is the reason why i exist to counter all his move against the the precious Yoruba tribe.[/quote]grin grin
Politics › Re: Ikotun/abaranje Youths by illusion2: 8:53pm On Aug 07, 2009
willl u serve refreshments? grin
Politics › Re: Jtf Wards Off Ijaw Terrorists In Delta - Jtf - We Are Winning by illusion2: 8:49pm On Aug 07, 2009
[quote author=Yoruba-man link=topic=306854.msg4316869#msg4316869 date=1249669450]see this mumu[/quote]IJAWMAN,U ARE THE MUMU !!!! cheesy cheesy

All ur 'defence' of Yoruba make little sense.

You are too dull to understand that people with superior intelligence can see thru ur inept alias. . . . tongue

i'm watching u & will expose u wherever u go . MTF !
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Fashola At Loggerheads ! by illusion2(op): 5:35pm On Aug 07, 2009
kshow1:
Haba wetin the dude do u now, he neva reach dis levels o.
but sha if na true ,Tinubu no try at all tongue
ikeyman00 is a b*st*rd ! A MTF, I hate all dem haters. . . .
can't say anything w/out Igbo is good ,yoruba is bad ,why?? This is politics section ,go to Racism & Tribalism if u wanna hate. This thread is for political observers and participants to exchange ideas/info.

The illiterate can't complete a sentence without showing his myopic bigoted self.

I'm warning u. . .back off this thread,stick to racism& tribalism where u belong.

Now for reasonable people,has anybody gotten more insight into this?
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Fashola At Loggerheads ! by illusion2(op): 4:53pm On Aug 07, 2009
ikeyman00:
but this is united oduduwa at best abi
opppppppppps trait abi
eyaaaaaaaaooo Tibunu made way for Fashola
koni people!!
una go tired!!
UNited in looting
quote me
ONYEOSHI,ONYIARA, CHINEKE NA POGI ! shocked angry

must everything be about about tribe? can't u try (just try) to think outside the box? MTF !
Politics › Re: Jtf Wards Off Ijaw Terrorists In Delta - Jtf - We Are Winning by illusion2: 4:44pm On Aug 07, 2009
[quote author=Yoruba-man link=topic=306854.msg4315687#msg4315687 date=1249658301]There was pandemonium in Benikruku and Kokodiagbene in Warri South-West Local Government Area of Delta State on Wednesday night, as operatives of the Joint Task Force (JTF), engaged suspected militants in a gun battle.

Security sources told the Nigerian Tribune on Thursday, that the soldiers were escorting displaced people of the Gbaramatu Kingdom who were returning home at about 8 p.m., when they encountered a boat approaching them on top speed.

"The speed boat came too close to the convoy and the soldiers, suspecting them to be militants, fired several shots and thus, scared them away. There was confusion everywhere until our men gave the returnees assurance of their security," he disclosed.

http://odili.net/news/source/2009/aug/7/603.html[/quote]Yoruba-man = Ijawman
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Fashola At Loggerheads ! by illusion2(op): 4:05pm On Aug 07, 2009
Ibime:
http://thepmnews.com/2009/06/25/no-rift-between-fashola-tinubu%E2%80%94lasg
ibime,many thanks for this. . . . .

the commissioner's statements further confirms the gist, & this comment on the page is instructive

R.S. Dauda

25 June 2009 17:45

I think Opeyemi said it very wonderfully well. Hear it. “Bamidele stated that ……, the Fashola administration would continue to follow the example of the administration of former governors Mobolaji Johnson and Alhaji Lateef Jakande, by impacting on the lives of the people…” I know he cannot follow the example of Tinubu. You know what that means. I know that Tinubu may not like the way Fashola is performing because it is an obvious indictment on Tinubu’s administration of eight years with virtually nothing to show for these years and Fashola between two years has out perfomed him. I also heard that Tinubu has a Company which is in charge of tax proceeds in Lagos State and this company remits certain percentage to Tinubu’s private account which Fashola wanted to block so that more money can be available to develop the state and Tinubu is not happy with such move. Thank God for Fashola. God will continue to uphold you. even if he finds away of blocking you from contesting in 2011, just do what God has sent you to do for the people of Lagos State. He will reward you abundantly. God bless you and your family.
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Fashola At Loggerheads ! by illusion2(op): 3:36pm On Aug 07, 2009
naijatoday:
I guess it is the time of the year for such rumors. Did we not hear the same thing the beginning of this year, last year, and 2007, too. Abeg, by the grace of God the people will decide who they want in 2011. And Lagosians might decided they do not want Fashola but, a PDP candidate or any other political party's candidate.
desgiezd:
Rumours! Rumours!! Rumours!!!
Like most political gist,u can't really get any official confirmation,but I got this from a very ,very relevant source. Anybody close to Lagos political circles should pls confirm.

spikedcylinder:
What might be the cause of this assumed misunderstanding?
Apparently from Asiwajus point of view,the accolades going to Fash are getting into his head, & the the payouts (to Tinubu)are reducing on a daily basis due to greater demands from the population on him(Fashola) to perfom. . . . .
Politics › Tinubu And Fashola At Loggerheads ! by illusion2(op): 2:44pm On Aug 07, 2009
I heard from a very authentic source that fashola is having serious problems with his godfather-Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu,the 2 term former gov of Lagos.

It has even gotten so bad that Tinubu has told him (Fash) to forget about 2011,and has 'annointed' Muiz Banire as the next governor of Lagos.

If this is true then we are in serious problems in Nigeria. Sad ,sad. cry cry cry cry

Pleasec onfirm if this is true, anyone. . . . ?
Family › Re: Would You Prefer A Functional Wife Or An Attractive One ? by illusion2: 11:48am On Aug 06, 2009
Fhemmmy:
Even if the woman is ugly like OBJ
OBJ's extreme na. . . .I can't marry a monkey ! however,a man needs a functioning home,not some prima donna !
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said by illusion2: 11:33am On Aug 06, 2009
Abuzola:
The Quran wasn't compiled like your bible, the Quran was intact, directly from muhammad thousand of years ago till today. In hadith there is Do'if meaning weak and sahih meaning authentic. A weak hadith is rejected because of the weak chain of the distributor
grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said by illusion2: 10:07pm On Aug 05, 2009
Abuzola:
@illusion, hadith is not our Holy book the Quran is. Hadith is a reported incident just like your bible.

Kelly, if i show you jesus was a messenger and Prophet from the Bible will you then believe.
So why then do u quote the hadiths? How did was the Koran compiled?
Romance › Re: "In Love" But Unfaithful by illusion2: 9:36pm On Aug 05, 2009
sexybabes:
What is food got to do with this? ;DNot at all.
its just an 'apere'. u love pounded yam (like ur babe),but u still eat noodles(ur skele or 'belewu'  grin grin),i.e both na for enjoyment ultimately. When it get to wife,confirmed then d analogy doesn't apply again.

Hope this helps?
Family › Re: Would You Prefer A Functional Wife Or An Attractive One ? by illusion2: 9:29pm On Aug 05, 2009
i'd prefer both,but if given a choice, functional definitely wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said by illusion2: 1:03pm On Aug 05, 2009
uplawal:
@illusion2,most of it is man's assertions, what they like they put and what they dnt like they remove
what about the Koran? Which hadiths do you agree with & wch ones don't u agree with? Like I said,its better we don't waste time trying to cast aspersions on another persons's beliefs. . . .it won't take u far beocs they'll be ready to respond immediately.

If u have you specific doubts. . .ask & someone will supply an answer. STOP GENERALISING. Its just like someone saying Muslims are killers? Does that make sense to you? undecided
Romance › Re: "In Love" But Unfaithful by illusion2: 12:39pm On Aug 05, 2009
[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=304611.msg4300601#msg4300601 date=1249429428]OK
Maybe i am lil slow but i still dont understand why ppl will claim they are in love and still cheat? huh undecided[/quote]The same reason u eat noodles tho' u love ponded yam grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Said by illusion2: 11:16am On Aug 04, 2009
uplawal:
@kola oloye, enough of all this ur newspaper writing,we all have bible at home or just give links, who cares to read lies
Are you saying the Bible is full of lies ?
Politics › Re: Political Cartoons - That is not a Joke !!!!!! by illusion2: 10:56am On Aug 04, 2009
Solid bro. Keep it up.
Politics › Re: Converstaion Of A Yoruba Man & Igbo Man In London by illusion2: 10:43am On Aug 04, 2009
ikeyman00:
what so educated about bolaji

this is just the epitome of stero-type of a oduduwa cohorts

that just it!!!!

note the word United

upon that, he was messed up by united oduduwa lady

the thing oduduwa need to drop the trait in order to see the light

so dividin nigeria means igbo man will give up his house in Lagos haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; never, keep dreamin

but when asked bolaji what about nigeria that buy house in london,would they give up their house cuz they not british

so oduduwa, i ikeyman aka superman callin on yall over the globe to drop the genetic trait for good

there is absolutely nothing educative about bolaji

bolaji
is simply part of nigeria wahala; tribalistic slowpoke living in whiteman land opps biafara no fit live again ooo for lagos


he is an idot
Here they go again. . . .  . . . . if your myopic vituperations could achieve anything ,you probably would have become the president of the newly independent nation of Biafra by now,obviously it has very little effect,except get someone else to jump to the other tribes defence and malign the igbos again & then you respond and then they reply & on & on it goes. You don't seem to learn very much do you. huh

Simple solution _ since you CAN NEVER win the blame game as long as other people have access to the internet,proffer solutions and stick to issues NOT name calling.

lets hope you'll change though i seriously doubt it    sad sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Agnostic Or Atheist ? by illusion2(op): 10:33am On Aug 04, 2009
bawomolo:
anyone who acknowledges the existence of some spiritual realm/being is a deist and not an agnostics.

agnostics claim to know nothing about the existence of extra terrestrial life. your typical doubting Thomases .

there's a very thin line between agnostics and atheists.
Agnostics do not deny some spiritual power exists ,while atheists flatly deny it. Dats the difference.
Romance › Re: "In Love" But Unfaithful by illusion2: 9:49am On Aug 04, 2009
abyte:
A man is only as faithful as his options

If infidelity was unnatural, it will not be such a rampant issue in every culture.
This is probably the most sensible post on this thread & we all identify with this. . . . . .
Romance › Re: "In Love" But Unfaithful by illusion2: 1:45pm On Aug 03, 2009
no worries my friend. You only cheat on the ones you love .

Just make sure the one you 'humping' is different from the one you're loving apologies to Jay Z

Three things you MUST never do however

1. Making it a habit
2.Confessing to your loved one
3.Going without condoms.

peace  wink
Romance › Re: Help! My Boy Friend Is Excessively Jealous! by illusion2: 12:00pm On Aug 03, 2009
pls consider mariah carey's 'Butterfly'. Ponder on the highlighted portions.

Butterfly


When you love someone so deeply
They become your life
It's easy to succumb to overwhelming fears
inside
Blindly I imagined I could
Keep you under glass
Now I understand to hold you
I must open up my hands

And watch you rise

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly

Verse

I have learned that beauty
Has to flourish in the light
Wild horses run unbridled
Or their spirit dies
You have given me the courage
To be all that I can
And I truly feel your heart will
Lead you back to me when you're
Ready to land

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly

Bridge

I can't pretend these tears
Aren't over flowing steadily
I can't prevent this hurt from
Almost overtaking me
But I will stand and say goodbye
For you'll never be mine
Until you know the way
it feels to fly

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly
So flutter through the sky
BUTTERFLY


Love isn't about being dangerously possessive,true love isn't selfish.

If care isn't taken he may suspect you're banging the driver or houseboy in the not too distant future,

REMEMBER HE DOESN'T OWN YOU,HE 's supposed to LOVE YOU

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