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Politics › Re: Central Bank Releases Names Of Debtors To Stressed Banks by illusion2: 12:21pm On Aug 20, 2009
LadyT:
The list is full of people who are stinking rich there is no excuse for them not to return every single naira they owe!
They deserve to be named and shamed
Not so ma. . . . .they'll repay according to the conditions governing the facilities given to them by the ban.

Thats why the CBN 'differentiated' between performing & non-performing loans,but from al indications they(CBN) didn't do a thorough job sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 10:30am On Aug 20, 2009
Solid performance. . . . I'd initially criticised his sign-on fee,but I guess this is what you pay the big bucks for wink
Politics › Re: Central Bank Releases Names Of Debtors To Stressed Banks by illusion2: 10:21am On Aug 20, 2009
The list is a comedy of errors
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 9:49am On Aug 20, 2009
Liverpool 4:0 Stoke

yeah !! We did what we have to do


Breaking news Liverpool HAVE AGREED A FEE FOR Greek defender Kyrgiakos

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss[/center]
Career › Re: How Can One Become A Non-professional Cipm Member by illusion2: 9:44am On Aug 20, 2009
Its advisable for your long term academic future,to always have your transcripts at hand.

For info on exemptions visit the CIPM office/website wink
Islam › Re: How Singles Should Prepare For Ramadan by illusion2: 9:20am On Aug 20, 2009
Abuzola:
'verily those who disbelieve and hinder from the path of God, and oppose the messenger, after the guidance has been clearly shown to them, they will not harm God in the least, but He will make their deeds fruitless. O you who believe ! Obey God and obey the messenger (Muhammad), render your deeds not in vain' Quran 47:32-33
This verse is for you
'verily, those who have turned back as disbelievers after guidance has been manifested to them, satan has beautified for them their false hopes and God prolonged their term. This is because they said to those who hate what God has sent down (Quran): 'we will obey you in part of the matter' But God knows their secret' Quran 47:25-26
finally
'O mankind ! Be afraid of your Lord and fear a Day when no father can avail aught for his son, nor a son avail aught for his father. Verily, the promise of God is true, let not then this present life deceive you, nor let the chief deceiver (satan) deceive you about God' Quran 31:33
'let not the disbelievers think that our postponing of their punishment is good for them. We postpone the punishment only so that they may increase in sinfulness, and for them is a disgracing torment' Quran 3:178




'O my people ! Act according to your ability and way, and i am acting, you will come to know who it is on whom descends the torment that will cover him with ignominy, and who is a liar ! And watch, verily, I too am watching with you' Quran 11:93
If you could only LISTEN,half the time you talk. Ghandi once said "seek first to understand. . .before u can be understood" davidlyan & co have sufficient energy to take u up on ur beliefs.I honestly don't have the time or energy. . . . .so . . . . .Ramadan Kareem wink
Politics › Re: Central Bank Releases Names Of Debtors To Stressed Banks by illusion2: 9:13am On Aug 20, 2009
ADENUGA STANDS TALL  grin grin grin grin

My main observation in Ifeanyi Ararume,the failed PDP gov aspirant in Imo.

How can u lend over N150m to an individual? The bank obviously hedged its bets on him winning the (s)election & opening up the state coffers to them.

Shame on the political & economic 'elite' in 9ja   shocked shocked shocked shocked


which way now ? undecided

I hope Yar'Adull is not giving us talking points to divert attention from hs inept management of the country ?  huh
Nairaland General › Re: Visual Tutorials For Nairaland Newbies by illusion2: 8:51am On Aug 20, 2009
nice work Michelin89,u could also include how to:

1.embed youtube videos

2.insert weblinks

3.attach files & photos

4.increase font size
Thanks  wink
Islam › Re: How Singles Should Prepare For Ramadan by illusion2: 10:42pm On Aug 19, 2009
Abuzola:
Illusion, why should you fast ramadan when you are a christian or you just wanna give a trial, cos God had said in the Quran that He will render worthless the deeds of those who disbelieve in Him and His messenger, Muhammad, may the peace and blessing of Allah be upon him. But giving a trial is a good gesture, no crime and no reward.
There u go again. . . . . . . . look this is fasting period,don't waste time trying to cast aspersion on others ,just concentrate on your own spiritual development. U can claim to be a muslim & still not be right with God.

Fasting isn't restricted to islam as u may know(even the HP M(pbuh) fasted with the Jews,so don't think u know it all).

i'll fast to subject the flesh & meditate on the word of God(Bible),u should do same (koran),but don't bother whether u are right & im wrong. We shall see on the day of judgement. . . but right now concentrate and meditate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Whyis Cristalz Locking Club Threads? by illusion2(op): 10:21pm On Aug 19, 2009
Cristalz:
''Monopoly on priority threads'' . . .is it that I post on 'em while they are locked, or I earn money for locking 'em? huh

There won't be any child board, dearie. Club threads get locked while the club's match is on so the game threads can serve their purpose, and re-opened when the match is over.
It ain't so bad. You'll get used to it. wink
You've got the power dearie. . . . use it as u please. A layman's advice counts for nothing wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Whyis Cristalz Locking Club Threads? by illusion2(op): 10:07pm On Aug 19, 2009
Probably sensible,but she gets sole monopoly on priority threads.

I have long requested that a child board be created in sports for clubsides,thereby freeing the main thread for matchday discussions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Whyis Cristalz Locking Club Threads? by illusion2(op): 9:55pm On Aug 19, 2009
could you explain why you lock club threads?
Islam › Re: How Singles Should Prepare For Ramadan by illusion2: 12:17pm On Aug 19, 2009
This is really good ,I'm happy. . . tho' Im not a muslim,I intend to fast during Ramaddan as Im living in a muslim country. Saaalam.

[quote author=rich_pitt link=topic=297887.msg4380533#msg4380533 date=1250677180]From all readings it has been stated that fasting wud start on the 22nd, Shaban will be 30th on friday,
Btw How do u fink you cud help our Muslim brothers in places like Lagos (where NUDITY) has become the ladies way of life plus the constant advert and bills you c everyday would cope, [/quote]Pls concentrate on yourself,fasting is about personal spiritual development. Spend time on all the advice giving above & don't waste time or energy on peripherals, saalaam.
Politics › Re: Sanusi Lamido: Another Nuhu Ribadu In The Making? by illusion2: 11:58am On Aug 19, 2009
Nigeria is a country of many illusions  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Pete Edochie: I ''enjoyed'' Beer During The Kidnapping, & why I was kidnapped by illusion2: 11:57am On Aug 19, 2009
So did he pay or did he not pay ransome huh huh
Islam › Re: Muslims Will Be Raptured Too ! by illusion2: 11:56am On Aug 19, 2009
To Horus: Everything begins & ends with black faced 'Egyptians'. . . .lol! grin grin grin
Islam › Re: Sexuality In Islam: by illusion2: 10:28pm On Aug 18, 2009
olabowale:
and when I meet you Illusion2, and you are not as old as you are now claiming, then I will put my foot in your mouth, because of your lies and the insults you throw at me. I will be angry then! right there in your territory, so that I can whip the person in my age that I really need to whip, who didnt teach you!
Sorry to disappoint you,. . . .I'm not based in 9ja tongue

However,I doubt you can survive a round of fistcuffs with me. . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Sack Of Ighodalo: Adeboye Was Wrong — Tunde Bakare by illusion2: 9:17pm On Aug 18, 2009
Seun:
This guy and his rivalry sha.
Abi o ! cry cry
Islam › Re: Sexuality In Islam: by illusion2: 8:55pm On Aug 18, 2009
olabowale:
My barrel is not empty, but with crude oil and refined products and fragrances, grains, etc. You know it will not make noise.
Now i know your head isn't empty afterall cheesy cheesy
Islam › Re: Sexuality In Islam: by illusion2: 8:30pm On Aug 18, 2009
olabowale:
this gutter boy thinks every male is useles like the ones in his family. Rape and illegal sex and child abuse is not in my blood. Only evil people do those things. I think you know who those people are in your life. Animal running around in human clothing. And nothing says that I cant talk about sex, as long as is islamically legal.
olabowale:
ma binu. But am still as old as your father and my family does not clean cars. Your father can pay my salary: say about 2 to 5 thousand USD per hour? And am trying to be very conservative here? I will bankrupt your father in less than a week at my price!
I will love to meet your father and lets find out. I will be home in December! Ara e o ya. shuiiun.
Look at the son of a useless man. If your father is bold at under sixty am not. Ko si apari niron mi. At least am not bald.
U can see why u are a geriatic slowpoke & agbaya. . .  .see how u're insulting & cursing,olofo ni yin o ! Agba'n tara. Is dat how u were brought up in the ancient days? 5k per hour my foot. . . . .& u spend d whole day arguing with people on nairaland, credit card fraud can't be dat profitable,eyin eyan lasan lasan yi. Awo' ke (credit card criminal)

So u are below 60 & u are comparing yourself to my father,so we must be mates . . . . . .ori e o pe o ,olabowale emi ati e legbe,sho ara e gan o !
Islam › Re: Sexuality In Islam: by illusion2: 8:00pm On Aug 18, 2009
olabowale:
@illusion2: « #9 on: Today at 09:11:10 AM » Am not b'oda. I wo omo de ise ti see e ju! And am not bald headed! You think I aged quickly? No sir. My emotion and intelligence are not in question. $Osisi loves my responses to her, while you are fighting for her! Oje gbenu e to nrun kuro ni waju ni! Omo tio nbowo fagba yi. Apere ile re niyen fun e.
Look at this useless agbaya? Why are u ashamed of your bald head? U should be proud of it.
olabowale:
This is the difference between my islam and all the muslims who go to Babalawos and ologuns that you see.
My response simple to her was just a statement that while she is a woman, are acion as she indicated about sex is almost as if she will never have any. When a woman does not have sex, how will she have a baby except by artificial insemination? Is this an African thing or do africans cpy every traditions, even if it is morally wrong?
How can i tell u dnt visit babalawo,u sound like someone who takes Indian hemp (igbo)! Look at this stupid man talking about sex like a sixteen year old,is Viagra that cheap?  undecided Its ur type we can’t leave children with, giving the great religion of Islam a bad name.
olabowale:
You are talking silly now. And let me say this; My coming to Nairaland is not a liberty for you and you and your type to insult me! I do not have to take it from you, especially when I am as old as your father and how can i be agabya, when I never drag myself on the ground before you? Your saying so, does not mean that I am. Just the same way you said God is 3, it is not so, too!
I do not breathe Nairaland. I am living a full life and if I dont come to nairaland, I will not miss a thing. So get lost, man. Omo tio leko nie. You and those of you that I try to avoid.
I only tried to give u respect becos u said u’re an old man,how dare u compare urself to my father? U are the type that my dad will employ to clean his car ,so becos u dey America,u’re now equal to my well respected father?
U are not making any sense, who send u message? U dnt have to be here, I remember OBJ in front of ikeja cantonement after bomb had killed over 1000 pple saying ‘I dnt have to be here’ whats my business ? Respect urself & u’ll get same. How dare u insult Christianity? Listen,u can’t eat ur cake & have it,if u want to be respected as an old man. . . . then behave like one & stop picking issues,I still maintain ur intellect is underdeveloped.  Baba e nio leko ,iwo alfa buruku yi .

Before u ask ur friend the moderator to delete my comments , back to topic,I believe we shouldn’t be hypocritical & we should discuss sex in religion to learn more from both sides.
Islam › Re: Muslims Will Be Raptured Too ! by illusion2: 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2009
show biblical proof. . . . . . .nkan be undecided
Career › Re: How Can One Become A Non-professional Cipm Member by illusion2: 1:17pm On Aug 18, 2009
Go for an MBA and just pay the fees to join NIM,once u complete MBA take it from there.
MBA + relevant experience is more valuable
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by illusion2: 9:52am On Aug 18, 2009
Pastor AIO:
Great! As long as we recognise that he has flouted the rules of RCCG and not those of Christianity. The next step will be to make a demarcation of how and where RCCG departs from Christianity as an organisation. And we understand that being rejected by RCCG is not been rejected as a christian.

We can now start to make the distinction between RCCG and Christianity. And also begin to realise that being one does not necessarily make you the other too, either way.
Perfect summary. wink
Islam › Re: Sexuality In Islam: by illusion2: 9:11am On Aug 18, 2009
olabowale:
@$Osisi: What flows from your mouth is pure poison. Its a good thing I never will ask you to kook for me. If you say word while kooking, I know am food poisoned Already. The Muslim woman who started this thread is correct. [s]And you need to know that Christianity is at the root of every evil deed committed by a muslim![/s]What are you saying woman? Christianity is front and center of this issue. We know; You know and I know. Everyone knows.
B'oda agaya ni yin, just lost any remaining respect i had for you. If you are indeed as old as you claim to be,its obvious your emotions & intellect didn't develop along with bald head ?  sad

No matter how much these 'younger ones' offend you,you should learn to control yourself,I remember the really wicked insults you threw at TOH,someone you claim is young enough to be your daughter . . . is dat how u insult your own children? Or is dat how a good muslim should behave. Like i said anything u say now will be seriously discounted as the unintelligent rantings of a geriatic slowpoke !
Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Evidence That Aloy.emeka Is Hotfunmi/deepzone/earthmama/redhotchic by illusion2: 12:21am On Aug 18, 2009
ibkaye,pls why are u showing cleavage in your profile pics? Pls stop dat,u're the baby of the house & we need to protect our family honour- Ba Shiga ,pls !

 wink
Islam › Re: Sexuality In Islam: by illusion2: 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2009
[quote author=$osisi link=topic=310691.msg4369064#msg4369064 date=1250537058]What is that rubbish?
Muslims get lured to Christianity because of sex?
the nonsense that flows from your mouths eh
Muslim men and women married and unmarried have been having sex from time immemorial and it has nothing to do with Christianity ma dear.
If you want to talk about Islam and sex,please keep Christianity out of it.[/quote]Well said. . . . . . cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by illusion2: 9:37pm On Aug 17, 2009
qblaze:
I'm very saddened by this action because our G.O has many secret wives but nobody forced him to leave the church. Everybody knows that Sandra, one of the prettiest choristers in RCCG is the G.O's girlfriend. It is not fair to apply double standards in the house of the Lord.
Get thee behind me satan !!
Sports › Obafemi Martins 1st Goal In Bundesliga by illusion2(op): 6:41pm On Aug 17, 2009
Check out his 1st goal in the german league & other exciting sports clips subsequently here
Politics › Re: Dayo Coker Rips Into Cecilia Ibru by illusion2: 5:50pm On Aug 17, 2009
Like I just posted on dayo's blog,I appreciate the good work he's doing. . . . he saw the Intercontinental stuff a mile away,however he should restrict himself to hot.fresh news & info NOT innuendos.  wink

The link has absolutely no serious gist !
Politics › Re: The Fall Of Erastus Akingbola by illusion2: 5:32pm On Aug 17, 2009
qblaze:
I'm not saying he's a criminal. Just pointing out the fact that he could be a dishonest chap.
dishonesty is a relative term. . . .at last count many business men could be tagged as 'dishonest'. I mean we are not all perfect,I appreciate exposing scams 7 all,but we shouldn't make it sound like d man had no good in him.

I agree with what the CBN did which is hold them accountable for the state their banks are currently in, taking a cursory look however,I think there's enough blame to go round,I remember a lot of people that bought the Intercontinental shares some years back didn't get certificates for almost 2 years & this gimmick was going around.

So the fact remains that we have really weak intitutions(economic & political) & 'smart' people take advantage of this gaps. U CAN CALL THEM DISHONEST ,BUT ITS THE POOR REGULATORY FRAME WORK I WOULD BLAME

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