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Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:58am On Oct 27, 2024
Druss:
The question is should you masturbate? Adult toys is a tool.

Personal advice - I would not encourage it as it can affect you mentally and also your sensory organs.
Have you used it on yourself before 👀👀👀 are you Gaybriel?
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:57am On Oct 27, 2024
Zannix:
Masturbation is a sin oo.....children of God should allow their spouse do the pleasuring.

If you pleasure yourself na masturbation e be.
The Bible never said it is. It was only identified as a sin by popes and 'men of God' who either have never had sex before or think sex is only to make children
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:46am On Oct 27, 2024
Taiwojon:
If it is not a sin

Can you do it in the present of your
Mom, dad, child, your bossom friends and neighbour

If you cannot do so openly why do it secreting?
Note
Even in secret God see the evil that men do.

So better repent and put a stop to it
So you can have sex with your wife in front of your child and you're telling me I'm the immoral one or is having sex a sin too? wtf
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:43am On Oct 27, 2024
Zannix:
Intimacy wasn't designed to be paused once initiated...

Gadgeting is actually Masturbation and has no place in the life of a Christian!

Staying without sex for 3yrs...hmmm. Me that can't survive 2weeks without it as a married man.

God is your strength!

May God bless couples with money to japa together!

Satan will be in one corner now laughing and sipping orange juice...
No one has told me where in the Bible it is written masturbation is a sin since even during sexual intercourse - women touch themselves to arouse themselves better
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:41am On Oct 27, 2024
Taiwojon:
Mastubation is a sins
Is this English or Spanish bro?
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:38am On Oct 27, 2024
Urgent1Million:
Can you last for 2 hours?
Why would a sane person have sex for 2 hours- is it a football match
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:36am On Oct 27, 2024
grandiose4ever:
There's one solution and it's for you to engage in regular fastings, prayer and word study.

Commit your time away from your husband and use it to gain deeper depth in Christ.

As you are gaining depth the Holy Spirit will regulate your sexual appetite - and make it normal. Currently, your sexual appetite is untamed and it's likely a product of your past.

This is something I have seen the Lord do for me when I commit myself to him. My sexual appetite is regulated to normalcy.
How will fasting cure your sexual desires? You guys with your AI generated useless solutions like you haven't had sex before. Is it the Holy Spirit that'll come down and cure her sexual desires?
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:33am On Oct 27, 2024
Taiwojon:
Though not married yet I have to say this

Don't engage with any intimacy gadget just to satisfy fleshy lust rather engage in work.
Learn to be busy
Look away from any romantic film, book, discussion, serminar and look to Jesus

Though it might be hard for you but see it as your own cross for the sake of God and heaven.

Fixed your mind on Christ and return your mind to your childhood days when sex and pleasure wasn't your way.
Even with high libido, you should not engaged in such becaus menstubation is a sins to God, so doing that is sins.

Lastly
Why didn't you follow your husband overseas.

Husband and wife are meant to be together to avoid temptation and questions like this.

Don't engaged in intimacy gadget (menstubation)
Stfu - masturbation is not a sin
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:30am On Oct 27, 2024
Urgent1Million:
Religion is the most useless thing ever invented by man.
If any man leaves my sister for even six months, I'll be the one to arrange a guy with a big cock to fourk her till she cums
What nonsense!!
Let her come to me- I can help her so far she has big knock*rs
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:29am On Oct 27, 2024
The Bible never said masturbation is a sin, some women still touch themselves when they’re having sex with their partner
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 8:46am On Oct 27, 2024
NobleStag007:
It's Chris evans. he played fantastic 4 flame on in Deadpool vs wolverine.

Go rewatch it.
Are you telling me?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 3:02am On Oct 27, 2024
DeeScan:
That's not Chris Evans ...
Wtf are you saying? You sure you watched Deadpool and Wolverine? Or you watched the parody version
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:11pm On Oct 26, 2024
pu7pl3:
insane rewatch Value
Remembering the beginning fight scene makes me want to watch it again
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:10pm On Oct 26, 2024
oyaskii:
I was surprised when this got a bad press on here and i almost avoided it but less than 10 mins in, Wade was already roasting Happy, in the most insane way 🤣.

I have since clocked that i probably should stop looking for Albert Einstein-level-intricate plot in movies, let alone from a CBM, and maybe i would enjoy movies more for the entertainment they bring...good jokes, foul mouthed, insane 4th wall break, roleplaying and satirizing real life events, and slo mo brute action? I'm sorry this is %100 entertainment i signed up for!.

I didn't care for the multi versal, time line integrity hullabaloo that was going on in the BG, i didn't even care to understand it as it was clear that the main purpose of this movie was for MCU to bind 2 of their most Iconic amd relatable characters together in one flick, and probably let some oldies, like Big Unc Wesley Snipes, who have been out of the game for long with financial troubles also break bread and eat....i mean they weren't aiming for the Oscars, lets be for real 😩.

I'm sorry, but this was not a bad movie, and if they decide to keep making it, till they are 90? I'm afraid, i will be showing up 😩.
😩 fr brother, Anyone who didn't laugh during this movie is either going through the thick of it or has insane Botox. I laughed so hard during Chris Evans turning into fire guy I almost spat on someone at the front of the cinema. Also the movie actually had a really serious message about acceptance. I could rewatch the movie again and again
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:02pm On Oct 26, 2024
Mrmxyzpltk12:
Okay.
Thanks but you have a point tho. Holland should avoid being typecast. Daniel Radcliffe escaped it as Harry Potter and even though he had somewhat retired from acting - everyone knows he has range. Tobey Maguire couldn't escape it. Only Andrew Garfield as Spiderman escaped it
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 5:35pm On Oct 26, 2024
Mrmxyzpltk12:
I've said this multiple times here.

*Be in a top or well respected director movie,
*at least a top indie director film,
*a project that has been nominated for a major category in BAFTA, OSCAR, EMMY.
* A blockbuster
* A critically acclaimed film
* Or a really popular decent movie.
* A studio major film

All these in significant roles.

I mean it's somewhat simple to be in a serious project in two years if you've cracked the limelight. All the more made easy if you're an actor who's been Spiderman, top 3 most iconic CBM characters in history for 7 years!
Ok that's YOUR definition- the actual definition is an actor who has been famous before but is no longer relevant because her/she hasn't been in the spotlight or in popular movies anymore - it doesn't matter whether it's a significant role or a supporting role. Tom Holland is still a relevant actor right now - he's still being talked about regularly despite not making a movie
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:42am On Oct 26, 2024
Mrmxyzpltk12:
Seeing Riz Ahmed name..... man's doing well for himself.
Tom Cruise didn't have a serious project from 2018-2022, would you consider that a dead career that was resurrected😂?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:40am On Oct 26, 2024
Mrmxyzpltk12:
Yep...no one really knows what the movie is about. When time comes sha we will know for sure.

His career is almost dead to me...only kept alive by the next MCU project. I'm sorry but I don't take actors who aren't in a serious project for two years seriously.
What is your definition of a serious project?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:33am On Oct 26, 2024
GloriousGbola:
Apparently the guy has a serious drinking problem
Same thing happened to Sam Worthington. At a point he was looking like he would be Hollywoods next action star, then he disappeared.
Fake news bro- he had an addiction to drinking in social gatherings but it wasn't serious to the extent of affecting his career. He was just type-cast. Being Spiderman affected his career not drinking and he has never touched a drink since 2018
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:26am On Oct 26, 2024
Mrmxyzpltk12:
Chris Nolan just resuscitated this dude's career.

Without the MCU man has been nothing!!
Another article said his movie is about vampires. What is going on?
By the way - his career was never dead. For an actor his age he was still active
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 9:23am On Oct 26, 2024
Niok:
Any idea what’s the name of this upcoming movie?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 5:46pm On Oct 24, 2024
abduleez1:
Bruh, me and you dey the same predicament.

I always shout GOT is my best TV show of all time but I know within myself I no fit sit down myself rewatch am. Bruh, that's 8 seasons of wasting time of something I already watched and know about. Time I don't have and could have used on something fresh. There's tons of movies and shows I would like to watch that I haven't.

I remember watching The Batman in 2022 in a cinema and loved it. But few months later when it got released digitally I downloaded it again but I didn't rewatch it. Cos I ask myself, I vividly remember almost everything on this shit. Why waste that hours when I can get something else? The experience in the theatre was breath taking too with the screen and premium speakers. Why downgrade the experience?

The only reason I'll be able to rewatch many shows I loved or watched before is if I have friends or family watching it on TV near me. But me myself? It's hard not cos I think they're not good anymore.

Too many good shows comes out every damn week now. So it's impossible to watch even half of them.

I see stats like these on my TV and movies app and I get scared not barely scratching the surface of my personal watchlist. And new projects both old and new keeps enlarging the list everyday. 😩 👇🏽
Omo that’s you o. It has been a long time I rewatched GOT but if I had the time to do it again, I won't hesitate. Game of Thrones is not even long compared to what some folks are rewatching right now like Prison Break, Walking Dead. There was a time I was even rewatching Friends😩 but no time again
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 12:34pm On Oct 23, 2024
abduleez1:
Reason why I dey find explanation. Texas, California and other Southern parts of USA were actually acquired from Mexico. So naturally, there'd be lots of Hispanic and constitute a big demographic.
That's not actually the reason. Texas was almost completely empty when the States bought- the main factor is migration. Almost 40% of Americans come from migrants - legal migrants
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 10:38am On Oct 23, 2024
abduleez1:
Over 80%?? That's a pretty strong rhetoric. 😳
Can I see fact & figures or data backing this up??

Just curious.
80%😆 when most of the people in Texas here are Hispanics and they are here legally. It's more like 5-15%
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 4:04pm On Oct 21, 2024
pu7pl3:
And the narrator said she is just 2yrs older than him oh. I guess he's just too naive. Tragic way to go tho and he apparently took his mom with him.
I downloaded this the first day it came out but the quality was bad. I'll download later but you guys are spoiling the shit out of it
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 12:54pm On Oct 21, 2024
abduleez1:
I know its not made by Disney. I've forgotten the channel name it airs on whether its PBS Kids or something and I know parents worldwide love it. I just hate it and also mentioned other shows like it I disdained.
Ok o that's you but if you have children some day best thing they could watch on TV is Bluey - It's the best and innovative show for little children and parents too
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 6:38am On Oct 21, 2024
abduleez1:
Lol, that stupid dog I hate the most?? It's the most hated show amongst all the present nonsense cartoons they watch in my presence. I wanted to state its name and how much I hated it but I don forget the werey name. 😤🙃 Bluey and that Disney Mickey Mouse show with Muppets shouting "oh tu dos" or whatever the hell they speak alongside PJ Pests deserved to be banned for life.

Its only SpongeBob and TMNT that Purple said are the worthwhile toons they watch. The rest deserve to be snapped out of existence.

Disney shows are the worst with pandering and dumb dialogues.

There's one I actually enjoy on Nickelodeon, it's a shorts animation with basically 2-4mins long episodes in between breaks. It was mostly slap stick Comedy of some sort and kinda Nick's own version of Minions.
Are you sure you know the show I'm talking about because you're the only person in the world I've heard hate on the show😭. It's not action or anything but it's very well written and parents really love the show for their kids. It's also not made by Disney. It's an Australian show
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 8:15pm On Oct 20, 2024
oyaskii:
He is fooling. Not many people arsed about this show that much again or how it will end. Took too way too long just to get to this point for no apparent good reasons.

The only season finales that held the entire world on a chokehold in recent memory were "Felina" from BB and "The Iron Throne" from " (which turned out to be a wee disappointment btw) GOT".

So no other season finales is touching these 2, especially when TV serials is at it's lowest ebb...so oga release this shii, STFU and keep it moving fgs 😩
I don't think he's - I'm a Stranger Things lore fan and I've been following the s5 developments and lore for 2 years now. The Duffer Brothers have had a consistent plan and story since the first episode and there's no room for disappointment since they own the story. The directors of the episodes are also very awesome. The Director of Shawshank Redemption and the Walking Dead is directing multiple episodes - he literally came out of retirement because the script was so captivating to him. Also Shawn Levy is back. He directed three of the best episodes of Stranger Things.
The only problem I've with stranger things is it's ending 😭😭
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 8:06pm On Oct 20, 2024
abduleez1:
Jimmy Neutron was an annoyance cos of one of my best friends that loved mimicking one of the stupid characters voice and accent....was it Jimmy abi na Felix?? 🤔

Johnny Bravo remains a classic just like: I am Weasel, Cow and Chicken, The Flintstones, Justice League Unlimited, Superman (with the episodes with Lobo being my fave), Batman Beyond, Biker Mice, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Captain Redbeard, Dexter.
We had tons of quality cartoons to watch during the weekdays and weekends nonstop.

I weep when I see the kind of crappy low tier cartoons kids of nowadays have to watch. Rubbish like PJ Masks, Vampirella etc...
The only cartoon that's a masterpiece right now is Bluey - the rest is just quantity over quality, producers don't put much effort in making good shows anymore because children will watch anything
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 7:53pm On Oct 20, 2024
abduleez1:
Jimmy Neutron was an annoyance cos of one of my best friends that loved mimicking one of the stupid characters voice and accent....was it Jimmy abi na Felix?? 🤔

Johnny Bravo remains a classic just like: I am Weasel, Cow and Chicken, The Flintstones, Justice League Unlimited, Superman (with the episodes with Lobo being my fave), Batman Beyond, Biker Mice, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Captain Redbeard, Dexter.
We had tons of quality cartoons to watch during the weekdays and weekends nonstop.

I weep when I see the kind of crappy low tier cartoons kids of nowadays have to watch. Rubbish like PJ Masks, Vampirella etc...
It's a big problem right now- studios don't make quality cartoons anymore they depend on dog shit quantity after all children will watch anything😩. TikTok is also a big problem.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 4:36pm On Oct 20, 2024
LifestyleTonite:
Why Penguin series is hot with a good story:

No LGBTQ+ junk in it.

No stupid nude display.

No pandering to diversity.

In a nutshell, no wokeism.

I'm just afraid that the Alphabet mafias might force the show to involve all the above or there will be no second season.
But most importantly giving the writers free rein to write good stories. Warner Bros is trying to add diversity to the 3 main cast in Harry Potter- Looks like J.K. Rowling is suing them

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