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CrimeRe: SARS Holds Man At Gunpoint, Forces Him To Withdraw N100k With His ATM by illustriousson(m): 11:17am On Jun 05, 2018
GreenMavro:
angry

LIKE if you think SARS should be scrapped.


if I remember my guy experience with SARS eh, I go dy wonder weytin consign SARS with receipt of Bottle Water, dy just wanted to extort him by all means angry angry angry
Liar
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy, Mr Eazi & His Girlfriend Temi Otedola Party Together In London (PICS) by illustriousson(m): 6:30pm On May 24, 2018
Houseofglam7:
Does Mr Eazi use shoe polish as body lotionhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Do you expect him to bleach his skin just to be appealing to you(whose existence is unknown to him)?, If you're not comfortable in your own skin, Don't try to bring someone else into your insecurity. #embraceyourcolor.
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Looks Dope In New Photos by illustriousson(m): 12:03pm On Mar 23, 2018
Elnino4ladies:
Black Diamond. the most talented artist in Nigeria
Arguable, Burna boy is another beast.
CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess Steps Out In Chest-Baring Red Outfit (Photos) by illustriousson(m): 11:58am On Mar 04, 2018
Nairalanddist:
angry If this kind of lady is beheaded or stoned to death now, people will say Islam is not tolerant. How can she dress like this to seduce we Muslimshuh Can't the federal government enforce hijab and burka for all Nigerian women irrespective of tribe and religion? Can she try this in Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afghanistan or Uzbekistanhuh We need sharia law in Nigeria
Nigeria is not an Islamic country, Go and join your retarded brothers in Iran
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: I Wrote 5 Songs For Drake In His ‘more Life’ Album by illustriousson(m): 6:17pm On Jan 25, 2018
hefelove:
Which year? and what category?
1998, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: I Wrote 5 Songs For Drake In His ‘more Life’ Album by illustriousson(m): 12:10pm On Jan 25, 2018
hefelove:
R.kelly wrote songs for Michael Jackson that won grammies but R.kelly never won a grammy. Burna boy is soo good. He's jus soo underrated. If wizkid or davido said this i can doubt them. But Burna? I believe him
who told you R.kelly never won a Grammy, He has 3 Grammy awards to his name.
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Headmaster's Sex Video: Student Is 20 Not 16; Headmaster Her Boyfriend by illustriousson(m): 8:39am On Jan 25, 2018
HeyBee27:
Headmaster is her boyfriend or sugar daddy?the girl is not serious.
a broke man can't be a sugar daddy, the word "sugar daddy" is reserved for the rich
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Member Caught While Trying To Plant Bomb In Borno. Photos by illustriousson(m): 8:13am On Dec 05, 2017
olumide81:
Tattered! Wetin these guys dey enjoy for this life self.... Iranu.
they are brainwashed lots, they believe the real enjoyment awaits them in heaven, so they don't care about the enjoyement of this world. I will forever be grateful to my parents for my education.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Reacts To Davido & Wizkid's MOBO Win. by illustriousson(m): 10:52am On Dec 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I can only imagine the envy and jealousy eating him up now.

Considering he was amongst the first to start the international movement with his Snoop Dogg collabo.

If only he didn't leave Don Jazzy, his life wouldn't have been such a write-off.
this dude's divergent and weird opinions are not always from his heart, so why take it to heart, if you read his latest post in his Diary, you would deduce he is a huge fan of D'banj, I'm a fan of NwaAmaikpe, not for anything but for his fluid control of grammar and brilliantly worded comments.
FamilyRe: Barren Woman Displaced By 14-year Old House Maid From Her Home by illustriousson(m): 11:18pm On Nov 30, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


More women use the time they would have used in making babies to watch Telemundo and Jenifas diary.
When their husbands do the needful, they'd begin to cry foul.


But some women don't have conscience sha.

You refused to give him a child and another lady gave it to him. Yet you still want to stay in the same house with them.

I ga-a bu ogbenye bu kwa amosu?
Update your diary
CelebritiesRe: Libya Slave Trade: Daddy Freeze Slams Pastors For Not Speaking Out by illustriousson(m): 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2017
dvkot:
I taught dz guy was making sense before but its obvious hz not, why attacking pastors? as a useless celeb that he is how much has he contributed, why dont you sell your rolex watches and ur gucci shoes and pay their flight ticket to bring them home. oloriburuku sombody...mtcheewww
He didn't buy his Rolex watches and Gucci apparels with people's Tithe/offering, he bought them with his hard-earned money.
CrimeRe: 242 Nigerians Rescued Successfully From Libya (photos) by illustriousson(m): 11:23am On Nov 29, 2017
jerryunit48:
I tell you that even as these ones are returning some are preparing to take the risk too , that’s how bad things are
I doubt any sane person would embark on such perilous journey after seeing what's happening in Libya currently.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Reverend Sister Raped, Killed And Dumped In A Dam (Photos) by illustriousson(m): 1:09pm On Oct 25, 2017
johnnyvid:
so so pathetic situation. justice should take its course on this case. why raping woman of God.
"Why raping a woman of God", did you mean it would have been cool or justifiable if it wasn't a woman of God that got raped?, i don't get it.
CelebritiesRe: Mayorkun: I Have Sex With Anything, Both Big & Small, I Don't Have Spec Of Girls by illustriousson(m): 10:11pm On Oct 21, 2017
sirBLUNT:
but wait oo y are pple bashing him for saying his mind pls let him be am sure if he says he is a virgin nigerians wont bilieve him most nigerians are jst bloody hypocrates i guess is better to jst lie sometimes in nigeria dan say the truth...ride on mayorkun!
Yes o, Nigerians are bloody hypo "crates" of eggs
CelebritiesRe: M.I Abaga Takes Nas To Court. Files A Lawsuit In New York by illustriousson(m): 11:24am On Oct 20, 2017
GoggleB:
Wizkid has never paid for a foreign feature anyways.
Wizkid's manager has spoken
Christianity EtcRe: People Rolled On The Floor At Apostle Johnson Suleman's Church Service (Photos) by illustriousson(m): 3:59pm On Oct 18, 2017
internationalman:
Why are d ushers, choirs and instrumentalist not affected by d anointing.
because they are immune from anointing kikikiki
CelebritiesRe: Fuse ODG Calls Out Nivea Over "Visibly Fairer Skin" Billboard Advert by illustriousson(m): 2:41pm On Oct 18, 2017
seunny4lif:
This things don dey get out of hand?
Everything now, na about light skin and the same problem is going on in India
It's worse in India, dark-skinned people are discriminated and considered poor, you rarely see a wealthy Indian that has a dark skin, Fair skin is a big societal demand in India, even in Bollywood, no successful dark-skinned actor, they won't give you a lead role,it's impossible lol, that's how bad it is.
EducationRe: Please How Can I Improve In My English Speaking. by illustriousson(m): 6:32pm On Oct 16, 2017
MADUBI:
Hehehehe, I knew someone will say that, the error was intentional, I was waiting for the person I quoted to detect it for the flow to continue. So thank you very much and go back to your shell. You can doubt me all you want, that's your business. Also learn to write or type well, there should be a space after every words and punctuations, you don't write like a kid, you are a grown up, at least I hope so.
no one knows it all,thanks for calling my attention to my punctuation error,you may now go back to your shell too
EducationRe: Please How Can I Improve In My English Speaking. by illustriousson(m): 3:16pm On Oct 16, 2017
MADUBI:
I wasn't helping the OP, you already helped him but I helped you. You can't give what you don't have, if you want to give an advise on an issue, you must be on top of that issue yourself. Yours is not a problem of speaking English but the problem of spelling. Many speak English well but can't write or spell well. Learn how to spell bro. Google commonly misspelled words, go to spelling bee competitions not as a contestant but as those who sit at the back to learn, watch movies that are correctly subtitled in English even if it is Hollywood movies and if a movie does not have a subtitle, download it. You see I am not a critic.
most people use the words ADVISE and ADVICE interchangeably and you have just made the same error,it should have been give an ADVICE on an issue,not give an ADVISE on an issue,ADVICE is a noun and ADVISE is a verb,learn to use verbs and nouns correctly too sir
PoliticsRe: Edgal Imohimi And Ali Janga's Ranks Reverted By Police Service Commission by illustriousson(m): 5:19pm On Oct 12, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Something is fishing
something is "fishy"
NYSCRe: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by illustriousson(m): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2017
stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her
lies everywhere(in davido's voice)
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid – One More Drink (audio) by illustriousson(m): 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2017
paradigmshift:
I do more 2face, sdc,brymo, manifest,e.l.... talking about foreign music, I do that even more. TDE for life.
I'm glad someone is talking about Manifest,dude is dope and underrated.
CelebritiesRe: Woli Arole Meets Linda Ikeja (Photo) by illustriousson(m): 1:30pm On Oct 09, 2017
EzeJustme:
Stay clear man that's my bae
it's not "stay clear" it's "steer clear",olodo.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Olu's Death: Wizkid, Olamide, Lil Kesh And Other Celebrities Mourn by illustriousson(m): 8:57pm On Oct 08, 2017
It's on your mark not at your match,olodo. Now I'm impatiently waiting for your Sango wrath
RETIREDMUMU:
my mind tell me this is the juju repercussions for davido's successful career shocked

those around him that spend in his money will be affected

plsssss mayorkun, dreamo, b red on ur match, set..........



3 creatures in 4 day dead undecided



quote me n u receive sango wrath
RomanceShe Loved Me When I Was Broke. by illustriousson(op): 12:49am On Apr 03, 2017
I will summarize this because I don't read long epistles on nairaland too,there was this girl I met when I was broke,I met her not long after I graduated from the university,I was unemployed and broke but she never treated me like a broke dude,she loved me and treated me like a king even when i couldn't give her money or take her out for treats,I never knew there were girls like her out there,she would come over and make me happy,she told me everything will be alright,then things actually became alright,I got a good job with a good Pay,I was happy,I thought it was time to take care of her,I thought it was time to show her how much I love her and how much I appreciate her for standing by me when I was dead broke.
then she changed,she stopped loving me like she used to,I think she's in love with someone else now,she doesn't care about me anymore,I don't know what to do.
I feel indebted to her,I feel she deserves all I have to offer materially now,I feel she's the only that deserves my love and affection.
It's hard for me to let go of her,I lover her,her type is rare,I don't want another girl in my life,I don't want a total stranger that doesn't know how rough things used to be for me,I want to spend my life with the girl that used to be there for me,but I don't have her attention anymore,it's killing me,what can I do ?,candid advises please
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by illustriousson(m): 12:31am On Apr 03, 2017
Okay
EducationRe: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by illustriousson(m): 1:58am On Mar 28, 2017
Don't judge the dead, she prolly went with the man to study for exams/tests, but heaven please I don't want a female child
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shuns American Reporter Who Works For Sahara Reporters (Throwback) by illustriousson(m): 10:13pm On Mar 27, 2017
[quote author=pokipoki post=54997906]My question now is how do you really confirm that the car belong to me? It's simple, get confirmation from the vehicle licensing authority that the cars belong to me.
That's was the question i was asking before you tried to shut me down!!![won't you just keep quiet?,no sense in all you're saying,nobody is going to be brought down to your shallow level of reasoning ]

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