₦airaland Forum

STFUareyouGod:
Bros do you even need a pastor or prophet to tell you what exactly is happening? You've seen it all, you've heard it all; it's obvious she's got another man (maybe even engaged to him) somewhere else. You are just her city runz.

I personally don't think I have anything to advise you cuz what you should do is just too obvious for the blind to see and the deaf to hear. The solution/answer is right in your front.
Do what you gotta do and don't be a pvssy

Cheers

Lalasticlala coman see o

amtaken:
There are some guys who know that you are a legally married wife and still disturb your life. Some of them even try to entice you with big contracts. The worst part is when your ex begins to call your line every day, sending you whatsapp messages claiming that he can't forget you.

Why don't some men have fear of God? Why too much pressures on married women when there are many single girls out there? Some of them even go as far as hitting on a pregnant woman.

This is a very bad behaviour and must be discouraged.

Goodnight brothers and sisters.




NB: This is not personal.

kernel501:
50 CENT IS WORTH $45 MIL, AND LINDA IS $59... TEL ME WIZKID IS RICHER THAN 50 CENT.
CHECK THERE WORTH VIA GOOGLE.

Juliet11111:
I'll think bou it.

Juliet11111:
Is that necessary? Yuh already reaching me here on nl

Juliet11111:
Cool. You?

Juliet11111:
Hi

Obiodunukwe:
Wailer

You ignored this part of her letter. Read carefully

I will however, remain an ardent supporter of President Buhari in his effort in charting a new course for this country. A course that we pray will put this country back on the path of progress. I will also continue to support the president’s fight against corruption and other ills of this country. My unflinching support for the President will remain for Allah’s sake and country. I pray that Allah will continue to guide and protect our President.

rollUP:

ngmgeek:
Good. The difference a hardworking governor can make.

Opposite of what is going on in Imo state where a thug is their governor

austin2all:
And the FG/northerners doesn't want to ban the damn hijab, who has it helped? Stupid people.
https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/smileys-passing-joint.gif

shachris02:
My Governor, My Governor. if they like make them fire catapult of ........

I bet you, abia state is owning more teachers than owerri. Rochas is not owing any teacher. He sacked ghost workers and NLC wants to intimidate him into getting the state in more debt. Not going to happen.

dovelike:
NL guys dem are ugly kaiiiiiiiiii

phonesNgadgets:
Na that time Balotelli go know say Yankee black guy (African American) different from correct, African man wey grow up for Africa.

Balotelli wan die?

Clerverly:
In Summary This is what it takes your President and Governors to maintain their bedrooms in 2015 alone:

President Buhari (Aso Rock) : 19 Billion Naira

Ifeanyi Okowa (Delta State) : 25 Billion Naira

Ben Ayade. (Cross River) : 14 Billion Naira

Adams Oshiomole( Edo State): 11Billion Naira

Simon Lalong ( Plateau State): 9Billion Naira

Nasir Elrufai(Kaduna State): 500 Million Naira

Nigeria Is Really A Cursed Country!!!

Tufiakwa!!!

OyeniyiLeke:
That is the handiwork of IPOB bloggers

Those jobless tools are desperate to tarnish the reputation of Buhari and his associates.

IPOB are cursed bastards

MrALIVE:
go boack to school! You are a stark illiterate

Dolcilicious:
Cars are amazing technological feats that litter our roads round the world today. Every passing year witnesses the debut of a new model or some incredible modification on an existing model. But I’m not here to examine car models or talk about which is the newest innovation.
I’m here to talk about the funny names Nigerians give these cars!
It’s amazing how some cars that have become popular end up getting nicknames which are usually as a result of situations surrounding them or their looks.
I took some time to gather as much as I could on the famous car models that were notorious for one thing or the other way back then and presently today.

The Honda series are usually very notorious for getting names.

‘Pure Water’
Honda Accord 1986
This dude became the people’s favorite among regular sedans in Nigeria. Each time someone thought of buying a car, this Honda was not far off from the consideration list. It became so common that Nigerians nicknamed it ‘Pure Water’ because sachet water was the most accessible commodity anywhere

‘Alla’
Honda Accord 1990
This was another favorite that continued where the 86’ model had left off. It was a heavy amongst the Hausas of northern Nigeria who were obsessed with it. This is how it came to be nicknamed ‘Alla’ because its supposedly said that when a Hausa man boasted about his Honda, he would go; ‘Na my Honda, Allah!’

‘Bulldog’
Honda Accord 1995
This ride gained its nickname because of the way its back was shaped and the way it sat on the ground – like a bulldog.

‘Baby boy’
Honda Accord 1998
The circumstances surrounding this car’s nickname is quite funny. The car sort of became popular after it was spotted in John Singleton’s film titled ‘Baby boy’ which starred Tyrese Gibson in the lead role. Tyrese is seen cruising this Honda with cute alloys in many scenes in the movie.

‘End of Discussion’
Honda Accord 2003
It was the tagline of its Ad that made this car popular as well as its Iv-Tec engine. The Ad simply said – ‘The New Honda Accord. End of Discussion.’ People loved this ride and it caught on like wildfire. However, the nickname ‘Iv-Tech’ later took over the former.

'Anaconda/Evil Spirit'
Honda Accord 2009
When this Honda came out last year, people were alarmed because it had one heck of a scary look when you first came across it, and it was BIG compared to its past models. It got its nickname from the look of its healamps which look as menacing as the notorious Anaconda snake of the amazon jungle. The evil look of the headlamps also gained it a second nickname of ‘Evil Spirit’.

'Orobo'
Toyota Camry 1992
This Toyota Camry probably marked the beginning of the ‘fattening up’ of the Camry range. Its longness and rotundness earned it the nickname ‘Orobo’ which is a Yoruba/pidgin lingo for ‘
Fatso’.
'Millenium'
Toyota Camry 1998
Suddenly Toyota must have thought it was time to slim down and introduced a slimmer model that became popular in Nigeria till today. The problem is, it didn’t have any distinctive nickname. The only name I ever gathered it was called was ‘Millenium’ because it came out in the year 2000; when we entered the millennium.

'Big for nothing'
Toyota Camry 2004
The name probably came as a disdain registered by Nigerians at Toyota’s sudden decision to ‘fatten’ up the Camry again. This time it was so big and bogus that it was nobody seemed to see any use for its bigness.

'Muscle'
Toyota Camry 2007
This car turned out to be a correction over the ‘Big for nothing’ because now all the bigness was put to good use; the car had curves that accentuated its beauty and gave it a distinct look; curves people referred to as ‘muscles’. Nigerians couldn’t resist calling this beauty the ‘Toyota Muscle’.

'Beast'
Mercedes Benz 600 1995
This car was a huge monster that came out before most asian cars got into the bigness parade. It was never regarded as a regular car and was seen to eat up space. It was so massive and ugly it became rare and Nigerians just called it ‘the beast’.

'V Boot/ V Nyansh'
Mercedes Benz 300 1990
This ride caught Naija by storm. Nigerians fell head over heels in love with it. It was majestic and a beaut in its time. The design at that time was unique and its nickname, ‘V boot’, was derived from the unique shape of its boot which was later made sexy with the pidgin term ‘V Nyansh’.

COJA
BMW 325i 2001
Not all Beamers got nicknamed in their time, and not all their nicknames stayed as long as other cars. But for this model of BMW, the story is different. It was nicknamed ‘COJA’ after it was purchased for ministers and delegates at the COJA games in Abuja in 2003. The car was the official car of the event and became popular as a result back them. Today, the name has however faded.

What other names were given to cars you know?
Let the fun begin!

CaroLyner:
Haha yeah,
the ol "i will die for you" trick.
Sorry, budd.

erunz:
IMO State Governor, Rochas Okorocha, yesterday disclosed that the state is insolvent, as its monthly wage bill has outstripped its monthly statutory allo­cation from the Federal Government. The governor said monthly servicing of the bailout fund has further compounded the situation.

This was just as he reiterated that there was no go­ing back on the state government’s decision to con­cession the management of parastatals.

Okorocha, who revealed this when he spoke to newsmen at the Government House in Owerri said the monthly wage of the state had always been high­er than what the state receives from federal alloca­tions and internally generated revenue.

“The monthly wage bill of the state is N4.2 bil­lion which is far higher than what we receive from federal allocation including the internally generated revenue which means that the state government has always been operating on a deficit. As at December 31, 2015 the state received N1.9 billion from the Federal Government while the monthly wage bill of the state for the same period was N4.2 billion.”

“We cannot continue to patch a cracked wall as if all is well, we need to break it down in order to rebuild it, and the current wage bill of the state is be­yond our capacity. Imo State now receives the least allocation among the South-East states because of the monthly repayment of the bailout fund which the state took from the Federal Government, a situation which has further compounded the financial situa­tion of the state.” The governor insisted that in spite of the financial dilemma of the state, no worker is being owed any salary.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/imo-is-broke-okorocha/

K9blunt:
Stop watching Bollywood

Honeybunny123:
Please help me I'm serious.I'm in my second year in a federal university. The problem is I've never had a girlfriend.
I feel bad when I go to night class and see my fellow boys with their girlfriends it hurts a lot.I'm not that handsome but I try. In my 100level some girls shower me green light I mumu too much I just let it slide.please advice me.I don't want olosho again. After fuckving olosho you release the next thing you hear is oya come dey go.no kissing,cuddling. Please help me

ayindepremier:
WTH are you saying? Everyone knows who ruled this Nation with No Vision!!

Sympathetic and Coward fellows like you are the reason why we can't form a better Nigeria!

if your papa na PDP agent, tell me in a polite manner! Ode!

You can come back next week to leave a comment when your senses are back in your cracked head!!

*Seems like lotta ppl are flushing their common sense and sense of humor with their menstrual flows!