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refreshrate:
You sef! Person wey dey sell agunmu na him you dey follow argue?

softapple:
yeah i undastand, thanks anyways

softapple:
A friend of mine had sex with a lady that he has been wooing for days now, "so she now finally agree to go on a date with him, "so after the meal and all that, they end up having sex. so he has been thinking whether he should take her serious? or just forget about her? what should he do?

RickRichards:
I'm getting too old for this.

voxpopp:
Me I sha know without Ibos, Lagos will not develop. Look at the important fields of interest they are well known for.

Prostitution, selling of fake video game discs, fake cds and dvds, fake drugs, peddling of hard drugs, piracy, selling of gala on the highway, selling of okrika clothing items, selling fake vehicle spare parts, importing substandard china goods, importing and exporting aba made clones etc.

This activities are very vital to the economical success of Lagos.

We cannot do without them

They are very vital to us . Pls oba Akiolu, don't kill them for us. We also love their girls with their flat bald heads, moustache, yam legs, and hairy limbs

Tandullceblog:
Wat is dis?

sladimeji:
I know dah feeling bro...would advice u stop seeing her
Some of dem are even aware u love em they will just pretend

sladimeji:
E b like say u don fall victim before bro

lagmostkuit:
Bad market 4 am

Orijin101:
As in ehn! Full-time familyzoning
man go wan cry

ritababe:
see u, u wey don send me countless msg wey i nor dey reply

GhostProtocol:
Well, I don't blame you dude!

Some pics on here can pull a nigggah back into the matrix. Just be sure to take the red pill every morning and you'll be straight.

lagmostkuit:
Keep on deceiving yourself.. Fuvking gay!
Whr those MODS, dem no go ban dis one nah

GhostProtocol:
Okay Mr. Special Case, who is it that you want

Or are you just on the prowl

Orijin101:
And after seeing that, the next thing i will jez do is:
*block her on whatsapp and delete her number.
*delete her from BBM
*unfriend her on Facebook
*unfollow her on twitter
*infact, all of her social media accounts will be deleted from my list, even if she is on nairaland, i will change moniker coz of her!

God punish any lady that plans to familyzone me

GhostProtocol:
Hmmm, bad guy, but there might also be a bad guy with her offline.

I don't see the online guy winning, unless in special cases.

GhostProtocol:
Make una no kill ya sef untop nairaland babe matter ooo. Make una go outside receive fresh air, see babe wey dey waka for road.

You're right sha, they just want attention, so flirt with them to make em feel good

Holyfield1:
Nerd stop seeking for attention

Good u told urself that. Now, run along.. Go play with brainless peeps like u. It's OK.

Holyfield1:
Nincompoop You're simply a nerd.
Go back to your momma before I lay down the word.
Cuz I'm a hipster and your damn eyes can't see me.
Your hair looks bad and you smell like pee.
Yo I'm sorry to diss,
But I just can't miss!
won't get you no respect!
hahahahahha!, you wear glasses,
i'm surprised you're even in 11th grade classes,
your mum z a slut!
you think your life is completely made,
where's your damn brain?, its gone
the style of your black hair
when people see you they wanna swear
i banged your mum last night, shes a LovePeddler
she liked it so much she wanted more
i went sooo deep , i'm sure it went right to the very core *Laffin sarcastically*

Holyfield1:
The bitch u call a momma

Holyfield1:
Please stop acting like you care when the Boko Haram you sponsored are set to kill people tomorrow...Stewpeed man!..

Lala247:
Best wives

tintingz:
For a lot of men, nagging is comparable to other forms of torture like the rack and being drawn and quartered. Halting your partner's constant whining is easier than you think. But, if you're looking for a stress-free existence, simply follow these suggestions. Believe it or not, you do have the power to stop your partner's nagging.

Agree with her

Whether you agree or not, just say yes. By simply acknowledging the validity of her complaints you'll be able to buy yourself invaluable time. Granted, the problems won't be any closer to being resolved, but she'll be so pleased that you've come around to her way of thinking that you'll temporarily be let off the hook.

Tune it out

When she cranks up the volume of her whining, crank up the volume on your stereo just like you used to do with your mom or, better yet, simply zone out altogether. Be forewarned, however, that ignoring it won't make it go away. Tuning her out may be a decent short- term solution, but ultimately it'll infuriate her even more.

Pick your battles

You must know when it's advantageous to pick a battle and when it's not worth fighting for. Be complaint and defiant alternately.

Strike when the iron's hot

If her biggest issue is the mess you leave when your friends come over, make an effort to clean it before she has a chance to get into action. These five minutes of work will save you from three hours of mind-numbing, soul-crushing nagging.

Give deadlines & meet them

You're watching a match and she won't stop harping about replacing the light bulbs in the foyer. Just assure her it will be done during halftime or, more specifically, as soon as the game ends - and then do it. In the future, she'll know there's no need to nag you because you always come through on your promise.

Hug her & make a move

Next time she kicks her whining into high gear, kiss her affectionately and try to divert her attention. Hey, it works. Over time, she'll equate nagging with romantic interludes and it'll work for both of you.

Surprise, surprise

Derail all of her arguments with a sudden and unexpected surprise. Bring her flowers, get her tickets for the opera, do something so romantic and out of character that she'll suddenly forget all about the nagging.

Just communicate

Maybe over time, you have forgotten how to communicate. The next time she starts nagging you, ask her to take a five- minute time out and consider whether she's truly angry about your lack of cleanliness or whether there's a bigger issue at hand. Her nagging about trivial issues might be symptomatic of a larger, more significant problem. Maybe she feels you don't spend enough time with her.

Turn the tables on her

Nobody's perfect, so how about turning the tables on her. Whenever she nags about your unhealthy eating habits, tell her that she also has bad habits you'd like to see her quit. Just keep in mind that the self-esteem of most women is extremely fragile.

Show her the alternative

Life is all a matter of perspective. Sure, you may not be perfect, but at least you're not as bad as your buddies. Show her how lucky she is to have you by inviting your most uncouth friends over for dinner. They'll set the bar so low, that you'll be the king in no time.

Take it or leave it

Tell her there are some things in your life she'll have to accept if she loves you. Given the choice of accepting your faults or losing you altogether, she'll likely make the decision to stick it out.

Take a break

Taking a break may sound extreme, but you'll be able to better appreciate the qualities that brought you together in the first place. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Shape up

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. So maybe, just maybe, there's actually something at the root of her incessant complaining. Granted, nagging is a horrible way of communicating, but she may just have a valid point. Listen to what she's saying and see if you can address the issues that concern her most.

http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/6285/1/Nagging-Wife--When-Nagging-Gets-Out-of-Control.html

Lala247:
Imo state

Lagos ( some)