₦airaland Forum

zoneros:
What Would You Do If You Received This Letter From A Female Student..? (photo

There is this girl in my Place of Primary Assignment... Just last week she entered my office and said
"I think I should hand this over to you personally "
What would you do if you were in my shoes.

Airforce1:
T baby is the main chic

The rest of them other ladies are side chicks.

Nice one wizzy

Lucky you @Tania.

DashMeYansh:
[size=18pt]A step forward in A series of huge leaps backwards thanks to Obasanjo, Jonathan and Now Buhari.

FTC, what else can I say...All I Want for Christmas is a big Booty Hoe [/size]

joseph1832:
Tinubu in PDP before? Bloody marvelous.

omenka:
Somebody must have wet their pant on seeing that acc number.

I see Baba pursuing these criminals with all his might and wisdom given that we might not be earning as much as 50% of our revenue to finance 2016 budget from oil sales- the price may drop below 20dpb given the latest US policy.

I really feel for the president, coming in at a very difficult time like this. Had previous governments done what they were supposed to do when we had so much perhaps there would have been sufficient cushion one would have hardly felt the impact of the crashing oil price.

They made so much noise, held conferences, proposed policies for diversification of the economy, all of which ended on paper since oil prices kept rising.

They were so lazy, sloppy and addicted to petrodollars and squandered the windfall with reckless abandon- now we are here. Same criminals and their gang of brainwashed supporters want us to rebuild what they took 16 years to destroy in just 7months!

Baba, make sure every single penny in their possession is recovered using whatever means necessary. We cannot afford to fail on this budget and Nigerians would not accept excuses!

Fynestboi:

ezebunafo:
http://thenationonlineng.net/pdp-reps-anenih-ayu-others-named-in-n30b-loot/

ethicalUser:
Stop taking this shot different angles. Don't make it look like these stuffs are scattered all round the state. Every shot u took is within bank road and govt house axis ...

ujoatu:
Gov Rochas Okorocha, the Executive Governor of Imo State is turning Imo to a haven for tourist & a modern-model city.

Pictures show

Freedom square.
Freedom square waterfall, near completion.
Government House Roundabout.

janellemonae:
Pele. We don't bomb each other in the southwest.

finalboss:
this imp should be ban mod - 2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES

Opiosko:

Lolz!...But why do you want the thread to be locked down?
I think it's necessary for Seun to know how idiotic he is.
Using despotic mentality in 21st century management?
I have never commented or have anything to say about the pro Biafra protest..
Someone should tell the classless soul that this is the age of ideals and a superior ideal/argument is what is needed in a situation like this.
Seun you have a primitive mentality. Pls ban me.

janellemonae:
I personally think this country should divide. I'm always disgusted by d tripe IgboS spew all over d internet. Why should I have to live in d same country wt them?

I think u should go wt wole Soyinka on this issue seun.

Peaceful dissolution is possible. Ecspecially when everyone is sick of each other as we so clearly are. Pple forget d hausas were d first to bring up seccession in d 60's, after nzeogwus coup. They wanted to leave.

The only problem I foresee wt peaceful dissolution is DT it will be replicated along tribal lines all over Africa. The west will not want DT.

hariorh:
If they weren't trampling on you too, would you seek secession?

gboss4sure:
I just confirmed that seun is an idiot by this his post.

Nairaland and seun has no right to deny people from agitating for freedom unless this is no longer a public forum.

Are you saying no to Biafra, where you or nairaland asked to become part of Biafra?

On what ground or basis did you say no to Biafra?

Nairaland like facebook are public forum and anyone can use it to agitate for freedom, you have no single right to deny anyone this basic human right.

This goes to confirm how yorubas fear Nigeria's divisibility.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland?.

thundafire:
if President Buhari catch u,cs he is dy MR TOURISM OF THE UNIVERSE nd he cnt share his title with a female oooo

magicminister:
Yawns
Ms exquisite face of the universe??
Nna I never hear that one before.
Anyway, the one I consider a big deal is ms nigeria and ms world.

So many beauty pageant competitions

Ms world
Ms nigeria
Ms commonwealth
Ms ecowas
Ms tourism
Ms tura soap

I can't name them all.
Congrats to the winner of this ms ummmmm..... I cant even remember the long name again

Edit
OKAY, I just saw her picture.
Nothing special about her looks. I am not tryna hate and I really congratulate her but she looks like em expensive bishes we fuccck eryday!

MRpii:
What is stunning about curves

IamChuzzy:
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Nigerian Police Officer Finds & Returns Woman's Purse With Content Worth Over N200 Million

Found this inspiring story of this Nigerian police officer, Edward Eze Onoriode who returned a woman's purse with ATM cards containing N200m and a necklace worth N1.8 million. Read the amazing story as shared by him on his Facebook wall below...

"I was at Ikeja shopping mall two days ago on duty where I recovered a missing purse at the parking lot. The purse contained; some cash both local and foreign currencies, recharge cards worth about N2000, nine ATM cards, complementary cards, valuable documents, international passport, international and local drivers license, national ID card, voters card and a gold necklace.

I took the missing purse to the security office where all lost but found items are being kept for the owners to claim should in case the owners lodge a formal complaint that their items at the mall went missing for possibly claim after identification. At the security office where we went through all the items inside the purse for record purpose, one of the security men told me point blank that if he's the one that recovered the missing purse, he'd remove the money, gold necklace and recharge card before bringing the purse to the office for record purpose.

I wasn't disappointed with his misguided speech because that's the normal character of most Nigerians when they recover a missing item. Somehow, I decide to trace the owner of the purse via her complimentary card and put a call across to her. Open receiving the call, she screamed at the background jubilating that her missing purse has been recovered. She drove straight to the mall, tracing me through my mobile number I used in calling her.

When we met, she didn't mind we were in public, she gave me a warm hug and thanked me and prayed for me. I took her to the office where the purse was kept. She checked her purse and discovered that nothing was missing. She was astonished. She asked me again if I was the one that saw the item and I said yes. She told me that she was already in the bank filling forms to block her ATM cards. She said in those ATM cards, she have over N200m in there and the necklace in the purse is valued at N1.8m.

She also said, I just removed a heavy burden from her neck because life would have been miserable for her missing her international passport, international and local drivers licence including other documents. She kept thanking me and almost knelling down. She was awed and she told me that she least expected a Police officer to recover a missing item containing cash and still return that missing item intact without removing a dime out of it mostly in this harsh economy. She kept staring at me like am a God.

To cut the long story short, she gave me some cash which I rejected. I told her am doing my job and taking money from her for recovering her missing purse is wrong on my part. I also made her to understand that we can become friends and maybe in the future she can appreciate my nice gesture to her but I won't take anything from her for doing my job at the moment. She became speechless and asked me which church am i attending?

I smiled and told her "am irreligious. In fact, am a freethinker" that's the exact words I told her. She stood their for minutes without knowing the next word to say. Anyway, we are now friends and she just introduced me to her husband this morning on phone. Her husband was so excited and has invited me and my family to join them on a dinner in any of my off days. Is good to do the right thing not because of any reward that comes with it but because its the right thing to do. Good morning.



http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/nigerian-police-officer-finds-returns.html

viviangist:
That is my Blood sister , thanks to biafra protesters yes i know that they have achieved their Goals.
Her Name ; Nkiruka Anthonia Ikeanyionwu
From Adazi Nnukwu Anambra state
Schooling at Fedral College of Education UMUNZE Anambra State
Age 21 years old

My Message to Nigerians and Biafrans ... Thanks so much for Killing NK Baby for me , Dear Nkiru That is what the world is all about , know body knows when his or her turn will clock ... Bye till we part No More .... From Mary Vivian Chinaza Illikannu Owner Vivian Gist

Nairalanders , is not a happy day at all ....

Bintus2much:
I recently had an argument with my GF about how often I change my Boxers. I told her I do it once in two days.

Although I could change it in a day if I have done something very hectic that caused me to sweat excessively. She maintained that I change my Boxers on a daily basis.

Fellow Male Nairalandrers, please I need your opinion on this issue. Thanks

dammytosh:
When you allow a clueless President to rule for 6 years and diplomatic ties have been damaged. Recall how Egypt pulled their ambassador out of Nigeria and His Excellency was not aware till he had a chat with some one not in Government days later.

I remembered they said the same thing about Obasanjo in 1999

As for the wailers who felt Buhari should have sent Minister of Environment to a gathering Obama, Putin and China President attended themselves because they heard climate (Receive Sense !!)

I love the wailer"s strategic game sha. It is a win win.

1. If BuharI did not travel any where they will still say he is too old to govern and he is using pampers.

2. If Buhari had defeated Boko Haram since, they will say he simply called his boys to order.


I am waiting patiently for the first quarter of this tenure before appraisal instead of following election losers way of thinking.



NOTE: If Buhari messes up over all after 4 years, I'll vote another candidate. The decision will not be influenced by FEMI FANI KAYODE , BRUCE or other PDP Activist. cos i don't have a short memory.

DONSMITH123:
person when dem dey probe ma, dey probe person.

Herbeolar:
President Buhari arrived Paris ahead of the United Nations Climate Change Conference.

http://burujnews.com/2015/11/30/photos-president-buhari-arrives-paris-ahead-of-un-climate-change-conference/

Person wey been dey pursue cow up and down come mistakingly get opportunity to be Presido..

Bikini lovers peace forum.. He will be there..

iliyande:
My current girlfriend wants sex every night and I don’t keep up.I have these feelings she’s a nymphomaniac. We’ve been together a couple of months and there is no sign her ardor is slowing down.

It’s great to have a woman who is so into me but I’m finding it hard to keep up with her demands. Sometimes it’s difficult to get an erection and I’m even wondering whether men can fake an orgasm like women do.





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/help-cant-satify-my-girlfriend-who-wants-sex-every-night/