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EroticAngelina:
There's been a rumor going around about
Twilight star, Kristen Stewart. After dating
her co-actor in twilight, Robert Pattison for
close to 4 years( which ended badly)
It seems like she has moved on... But this
time, WITH A LADY!! None other than
Alicia Cargile, a friend who lives with her.
Kristen and Alicia were spotted
holding hands as they went shopping in LA
last Saturday.
Alicia is Kristen's former PA and she's gay.
They were even spotted kissing during
their New Year's getaway in Hawaii in
January 2015.
This is disturbing!

see more pics @ www.africanna..com

Don't under estimate these hoes! They gonn' blow ur mind **

horpeyemmi66:
EDUCATIONAL HISTORY(ACADEMIC)

-BOSTON UNIVERSITY (1998-1999): Boston Massachusetts, United States(Hubert Humphrey Fellow in Accounting and Finance)

-Became a Fellow of Institute of Chartered Accountants(ICAN) of Nigeria at 36

-Became a Chartered Accountant at the age of 24

-UNILAG, B.Sc at 21, M.Sc

-FGC, WARRI WASC+HSC: Ordinary & Advance Levels from 1974-1981 with 2ND BEST RESULT in the HSC examination of 1981 in West Africa.

PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT
-HAVARD KENNEDY SCHOOL OF GOVERNMENT: Executive Education, 2010

-CRANFIELD UNIVERSITY, UK: WHARTON BUSINESS SCHOOL, PHILADELPHIA, USA: Advance Management Programme

-INSEAD, SINGAPORE: Leadership for Creativity, 2007

-FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS: internship program on banking supervision, regulations and financial instruments, 1998.

-IMF AND THE WORLD BANK: Seminar on International Finance for Fulbright Scholars, 1999.

-COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS, BOSTON: Professional affliation in the Cabinet Office of Administration and Finance( Governor's Office), city of Boston Treasury Office, 1999.

HONOURS/ AWARDS

-HUBERT HUMPHREY (fFulbright Scholarship, 1998)

-Born June 14, 1963

-C.E.O: Brandsmith Consulting(Public Finance & Management Consulting Services till present), ESTABLISHED PARTNERSHIP WITH PRICEWATERHOUSECOOPERS from 2012.

-COGNATE EXPERIENCE
1985, ACCOUNTANT GRADE II, LSWDB
-1988, TREASURER, BADAGRY LG.
-1991, TREASURER, ALIMOSHO LG.
-1991 & 1995, AUDITOR & TREASURER, Shomolu LG, Respectively.
-1996, TREASURER, Mushin LG.
-1999, TREASURER, Ajeromi-Ifelodun LG.
-2001, AUDITOR GENERAL for Local Governments @ 37
-2002, Cleared arrears of statutory audits of 10yrs.
-2005, PERMANENT SECRETARY MISNISTRY OF FINANCE
-2005, Initiated first ever National Tax Retreat with JTB & FIRS
-2006, ACCOUNTANT GENERAL/ PERMANENT SECRETARY
-Restructured Wages & Salaries of 3000 Staff with LSWMA via ICT
-Standardise STO to International level & budget performance @85% annually
-First Permanent Secretary/Accountant General to retire voluntarily at the age of 49.

All these above are quite Laudable Sir. , but they aren't a function of who is gonna be The next Governor of Lagos State + Oba Akiolu of Lagos has busted your arse big time with our Brothers from the east, and they are not smiling.

Make we chop am??

CharlesNneji1:
I think we have to talk about this.

Lol, no worry. after writing this i will get a shield and protect myself from the stones of the "Money Buys Love" Community.

HERE IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS:

I want to show you something.. I want you to really think about what i will show you>>>

When you see a girl with big booty who is putting on a push up bra, her boobs are pushed out and all. Her booties are all out, pushing hard against her provocative dress.

You pick interest in her, right?

Now, why do you pick an interest in her? Is it because you really love/like her or because you want to have sex with her??

That same girl, assuming she has a very bad personality, Rude, can't hold an interesting conversation for long, assuming she is a very very boring person.

Would you fall in love with her? Think about it.

Yes, you will keep her around for the sex but would you fall for her? Assuming a more interesting, more lively girl shows up and gives you sex, will you still stay around "miss booty"

Personally i won't. I like my women interesting, smart, fun to be with and independent. I buy things for them when i feel like but they should also have thier own money.

FOR THE GUY:

Yes, a girl might pick interest in a rich guy. just like you picked interest when you saw a booty girl. But do they like you or just the fact you have money.

Go and listen to "Mugu Money Spender" By Psquare. I think they sang that song after they met alot of babes who wanted them for thier money. Infact, go and ask them - they all married women that they met before the money and fame.

2face - the same thing. A point will come when what you will need is true love and not a bunch of gold diggers who depend on a man to survive.

let's assume you are rich,

BUT you are boring person, you can't hold an interesting conversation for long, you are a pest, you can't make her laugh even if your life depends on it. etc etc...

Would she ignore all that, close her eyes and fall for you?

What do you think about that?

I grew up in an upper middle class. Yes, we were not rich but we were very very comfortable. i took over one of my dad's cars when i got out of secondary school (it got me girls, i no go lie), i had a fairly impressive monthly pocket money, when i didn't know about "pressing girls buttons" i spent on them - i spent on them wella wella. as in, wella.

BUT OVER the years i learnt somethings:

I learnt that money won't give you a better personality Or hide the fact that you don't have one.

Money Might make her date you but it won't give her the butterflies whenever she sees you.

Money can get a girl to notice you, but what happens when she comes closer and sees that beyond the money you are just another boring, annoing guy who doesn't know zip about how to treat a woman

Money would make her feel lucky she "trapped" a rich man but it won't make her feel passionate about you on an emotional level. Would that same money keep her if she jams another man who is richer than you?

If you attract a girl with money, there would be other rich guys and that same girl will dump you for another rich guy.

You need to hold her down with something less superficial, something she can't get from another guy. The girl you love should love you for who you and not because of your pocket. she should love you for what she can't find in another man. Guys wey get money plenty everywhere, it doesn't make you special.

A man needs to know how to be SPECIAL.

I Want to hear your thoughts tho.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? Does money get love?

If you say yes, tell us about real life situations where this happened.


And can we do this in a civilized way, without the insults and all. To avoid me punching person through this computer screen. Lol.

Online shopping
Surprise office cake delivery
First class everything
3day trip to Dubai
A Week vacay in Jamaica (Optional - If she doesn't smoke we€d).
BDay car gift
5 star everything

Even President daughter sef go love me!!

OP, no need asking!! Good day..

CharlesNneji1:
I think we have to talk about this.

Lol, no worry. after writing this i will get a shield and protect myself from the stones of the "Money Buys Love" Community.

HERE IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS:

I want to show you something.. I want you to really think about what i will show you>>>

When you see a girl with big booty who is putting on a push up bra, her boobs are pushed out and all. Her booties are all out, pushing hard against her provocative dress.

You pick interest in her, right?

Now, why do you pick an interest in her? Is it because you really love/like her or because you want to have sex with her??

That same girl, assuming she has a very bad personality, Rude, can't hold an interesting conversation for long, assuming she is a very very boring person.

Would you fall in love with her? Think about it.

Yes, you will keep her around for the sex but would you fall for her? Assuming a more interesting, more lively girl shows up and gives you sex, will you still stay around "miss booty"

Personally i won't. I like my women interesting, smart, fun to be with and independent. I buy things for them when i feel like but they should also have thier own money.

FOR THE GUY:

Yes, a girl might pick interest in a rich guy. just like you picked interest when you saw a booty girl. But do they like you or just the fact you have money.

Go and listen to "Mugu Money Spender" By Psquare. I think they sang that song after they met alot of babes who wanted them for thier money. Infact, go and ask them - they all married women that they met before the money and fame.

2face - the same thing. A point will come when what you will need is true love and not a bunch of gold diggers who depend on a man to survive.

let's assume you are rich,

BUT you are boring person, you can't hold an interesting conversation for long, you are a pest, you can't make her laugh even if your life depends on it. etc etc...

Would she ignore all that, close her eyes and fall for you?

What do you think about that?

I grew up in an upper middle class. Yes, we were not rich but we were very very comfortable. i took over one of my dad's cars when i got out of secondary school (it got me girls, i no go lie), i had a fairly impressive monthly pocket money, when i didn't know about "pressing girls buttons" i spent on them - i spent on them wella wella. as in, wella.

BUT OVER the years i learnt somethings:

I learnt that money won't give you a better personality Or hide the fact that you don't have one.

Money Might make her date you but it won't give her the butterflies whenever she sees you.

Money can get a girl to notice you, but what happens when she comes closer and sees that beyond the money you are just another boring, annoing guy who doesn't know zip about how to treat a woman

Money would make her feel lucky she "trapped" a rich man but it won't make her feel passionate about you on an emotional level. Would that same money keep her if she jams another man who is richer than you?

If you attract a girl with money, there would be other rich guys and that same girl will dump you for another rich guy.

You need to hold her down with something less superficial, something she can't get from another guy. The girl you love should love you for who you and not because of your pocket. she should love you for what she can't find in another man. Guys wey get money plenty everywhere, it doesn't make you special.

A man needs to know how to be SPECIAL.

I Want to hear your thoughts tho.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? Does money get love?

If you say yes, tell us about real life situations where this happened.


And can we do this in a civilized way, without the insults and all. To avoid me punching person through this computer screen. Lol.

Online shopping
Surprise office cake delivery
First class everything
3day trip to Dubai
A Week vacay in Jamaica (Optional - If she doesn't smoke weed).
BDay car gift
5 star everything

Even President daughter sef go love me!!

OP, no need asking!! Good day..

shumuel:
yeah and you guys are easy going peepz too but not one to be crossed or all hell will let lose, and Taurus could be secretive and stingy

Stingy? Nah we aren't..

pretydiva:
O.m.g ..dis truck is cool I swear. Baba God pls bless my hustle

Hello baebae

jerryjere:
u are hundred percent right the man is so strong that the 19 members of will be ashamed of themselves orelse dey joined d ruling Party of ekiti state.

It's just as simple as that

SELENAqueensy:
But Why are you wasting your time answering this guy
The guy might not even be gay, he might just be seeking cheap popularity on nairaland
Just ignore him

Yeah - Tnx!

Boxer007:
My dear, but why can't i f*** you? You make it sound like its a crime

I'll have a 3some with ur mum and sister before that..

Boxer007:
My dear, what would you say if I ask to cummmm on your lip? I like your lips

Can't u cum on ur dads?

Boxer007:
My dear, I predict you will be gay by 2017. Do you want to bet?

Mugu! Even if girls finish for the World. I rather bleep a wall than ur dirty ass

sameer1212:
LOL.. Guy u too know say that boobs don expired. U don ever imagine how many guys they suck that thing every day?

See ur mouth.. Nyeneneneuyevekdvbsvskvfd that's how u sounded. How dyu know a lotta niggs hit her daily?

Childish comment*

wealth123:
Wake up man Fayose is a goner. Jona's support is no more. The era of impunity is gone.

It's not about that! And the era of political arguments have passed. He is witty and strong! They can't remove him.

Boxer007:
Ban? Why? Because i love men? Is there a law which says men must love only women? You kids are clearly uneducated. What is the big deal about females anyway because what a woman can do, a man can do better. GROW UP

If I see u for corner one on one - I go beat u well well collect ur phone. U are a disgrace to ur fam

shumuel:
You guy are Sturborn, Strong natured but could be very friendly, you love entertainment; Music, Movies e.t.c, you hate to be hurt and always reason why anyone should, your ladies act like male at early stage but grows up to be a DIVA; Beautiful strong and willful, am sure the first ever female Military member most be a Taurus.

Well I love movies - U didn't mention jealous though..

EroticAngelina:
story is as fake as the op!

Bae - If someone comments this way when u make a post would u take it lightly?

Boxer007:
I will love to f*** that guy

They should just ban this fowl..

sameer1212:
Expired Boobs.

Say the truth and it will set you free.. Thanks!!

Nubian113:
Ok I have a dilemma. I have been talking to this guy for a month now and we real got on. He told me all the things I need to hear and I told him how I felt. Now we live in two different cities so for our first date he came to my city. We've been talking every night on the phone so we really bonded. He came down and our chemistry was on 100%. I did my rituals all fresh and proper thinking me and him was gonna do the blessing of our new relationship (sex). Anyway come night time we're in bed just cuddling and kissing and I'm hot and he's hard but.... He tells me he really likes me and he wants to get to know me so we can't have sex because it's our first date. I asked him if he meant all those things he said and he replied "yes! but I want us to have at least five dates"wtf!!!

People please help me. Could he be serious and he wants to take things slowly or is he just not into me. Or maybe he has issues in the bedroom department. I laugh nervously because NO man has ever said no to me in bed so.... what do you think happened. I really need the men's honest opinion.

[s]
That nigg is a real player .. Or he's not! I suggest you make up your mind on whatever it is you wanna do..[/s]

U shouldn't have regrets.. Avoid! Make sure anything u do, u won't regret at any circumstance tomorrow.

shumuel:
Don't worry just tell me your Birthday date, e.g May 5, and i'll show you stuff you never knew about yourself, by the time am done with ya, you'll believe.

Am guessing you should be a Taurus, Capricorn or Virgo.

Please Prove me Wrong.

May 12th - So hit me with the stuff

theChiefPriest:
http://www.punchng.com/news/police-uncover-massob-bomb-factory-in-imo/

Plopaganda .. Adonbelivvvit.

Ishilove:
Seriously?

Yes.. Now what? ..

EroticAngelina:
I'm fine, u?

I'm alright

dearpreye:
That's the present dilemma my female friend has found herself. She just couldn't believe her fiancee, whom she loves so much, could lay his hands on her. Unfortunately, it's happened!

Immediately I got a call from her last weekend, I could feel some pain in her voice. We met in a popular eatery, with tears in her eyes, she let out her disappointment and frustration. They've been courting over 4 months- having been mere friends over 5 years.

They had an argument. It got heated up. Words were spilled from both ends, and a slap from the guy brought her back to realityr she had just received a slap from the man she might end up getting married to. I tried to calm her down. Both of them are my friends!

Women can really weep, especially when someone whom they deeply love treats them poorly; they have containers of tears behind those two sockets at their foreheads! They are a very emotional and sensitive people; too precious and tender!

She sought my advice. I simply ask her if that was the first. She reluctantly said NO; the guy has slapped her twice before this recent one. I didn't want to be responsible for the breakup of an intending couple. And I don't also believe that, even in the face of verifiable, unbearable character defects, one should jump into a marriage with the hope of changing their spouses...you may just have inherited a prayer and fasting ministry! !!!

I advised her to look at the matter with her head, not heart. But trust, emotions are usually stronger than knowledge!

She called me yesterday, and told me she was going ahead with the courtship. It's her call. But i didn't fail to warn her that she could be receiving hotter slaps in the years ahead. Kicks could even follow!

If you were in her shoes, as a lady, what would have been your decision?

Was my advice a wrong one?

He just restored her default settings!

EroticAngelina:
u don come again o. my bobo loves me

For some split seconds you thought about it

How u doing, shug?

EroticAngelina:
na so Una go dey talk talk, buh at the end, the woman no go look ur side, some go even chop ya money, dump u join.
all na wash.

What if your BF doesn't really love u?

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