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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari, Abba Kyari At Burial Of Fallen Nigerian Soldiers In Abuja(photo) by ilovecritics(m): 8:50am On Nov 08, 2016
See how Nigerian Army Cemetery is ..
Rubbish.

Can't they water the grasses well, plant more flowers and all .. This can't be compared to a cemetery in Local D.C.

Shiiittas!
Politics / Re: Wall Street Journal: Buhari Is Nigeria’s Problem, Not Its Solution by ilovecritics(m): 10:49am On Jun 17, 2016
Agunnewi:


My attention has been drawn to the fact that GMB hired 13 SANs and 10 lawyers to defend his inability to show the world his WAEC Certificate. That is not good for this democracy…

They said the Military board under GEJ hid GMB's WAEC certificate Today, GMB is President. So who is still hiding Buhari's certificate...

We are not wailing for GMB to show us his certificate (you can't give what you don't have) But to let the world know the scam that he is.

We need to let future generations know that Once upon a time, A Nigerian President was scammed into office without a basic WAEC Certificate

Posterity and future generations need to know That a President was asked to show his WAEC Certificate but he rather went to bring 13 SANs.


It's obvious Buhari can't lead us. He lacks a lotta things to govern this great nation. Things have changed. We need someone young and vibrant. This niqqur is dull.

And if every Nigerian will say White is White here we may be able to impact but it's disappointing when after all these things happening to Nigeria under Buhari someone will still say he knows what he's doing.

APC zombies this question is for you. .

If Bubu is a man of integrity why is he doing all he said he won't do? Why hasn't he delivered 10% of his campaign promises at least?
And why is EFCC arresting only PDP members?

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Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by ilovecritics(m): 10:53pm On Jun 12, 2016
Perfecttouch:
rip Ali,u will be missed

U sabi am?
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Steps Out With Timaya Both Looking Like Couple by ilovecritics(m): 10:49pm On Jun 12, 2016
Joygalore:
Lady with class smiley
A fashionista

Beauty personifiedkiss

Modified: Wow! Feels great to be ftc smiley
I dedicate this to all my wonderful patients.You all in adept hands.Swift recovery to you all kiss

She's from Mbaise. What do you expect? cheesy

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Romance / Re: 6 Ways To Get A Girlfriend Without Spending Much In This Hard Times by ilovecritics(m): 8:18am On Jun 12, 2016
chubbygal:
Broke nigga!!! Noted

Fat A$s ..
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria Contestants Party With Sugarboy‎ by ilovecritics(m): 8:13am On Jun 12, 2016
utenwuson:
naija n all ds bullshit pageant, ds is just a bulcrap, miss this, miss that everywhere! we av up to 30 miss in just benue state, from miss straight leg to miss curve leg, from miss ukwu to miss dry yansh! Nansense! make I no spoil my fastn jare

The OP is always getting it wrong. He doesn't just post these photos but he attaches so much 'Tori and Sugar' to his posts and when you finally go through the photos you will only be disappointed at the height of his wackness ..

OP has about 5 Nairaland accounts and he posts from all of them. Anytime you see any Miss Blah blah blah contest, Queen, post or shiii .. No doubt it's him.

Worst of all ..

He can be spotted from afar cos of his dressing. It's alays different grin

I no call person name o.
Politics / Re: PDP BOT Sacks Sheriff And Makarfi; Takes Over Party Leadership by ilovecritics(m): 12:49am On Jun 02, 2016
modath:


Just one year of no access to the yam barn and PDP can't hold it together....

What else can one expect from a party whose only ideology is share the money, motto is Power, and mission statement is to stay in power for 60yrs and not to SERVE the people....

Yeye party.

Don't be too sure yet. They have 3 more Years to plan and also we both know APC will soon be on fire. Before 2019 they shall disagree..

Mark it.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz & Tunde Demuren Honeymoon In Dubai by ilovecritics(m): 11:31am On Jun 01, 2016
TheSpecial0ne:
This Tunde Demuren is an ugly morafucka! Check that 2nd pix...see how him do teeth like goat wey dey roast for fire. See head sef...head wan dey compete with Toolz nyash in terms of size. Na small money wey d guy get help him life sha...

Swerve.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Herbert Were Beheads His Brother So As To Join Illuminati by ilovecritics(m): 12:32pm On May 31, 2016
GossipHeart:
There is nothing on earth called Illuminati
This is the kind of story they told us when we were kids.

I'm in the USA, tell me where the Illuminati office is, i wanna join them.

Bullshiit

It's best you don't know. And you won't know too.
Politics / Re: DSS Bars Ben Bruce From Buhari (Pic) by ilovecritics(m): 9:00am On May 31, 2016
GogetterMD:
You were at his table but you couldn't greet him? Did DSS cellotape your mouth or you suddenly became mute?


BTW, I'm still waiting for your tweet criticizing the NigerDelta Power Rangers, sorry, Avengers in your very backyard! Oh! I forgot, it's not something worth critiquing cause "they are bombing naija to grow the naira"


Mtscheeeeew! Next senator plz

How many Northern bigwigs have you heard criticizing Fulani Herdsmen?
Religion / Re: Visiting The Sins Of The Father Upon The Children.. by ilovecritics(m): 5:03pm On May 29, 2016
Exponental:




GTK....
Good To Know you space bookers

You're crazy.
Religion / Re: Visiting The Sins Of The Father Upon The Children.. by ilovecritics(m): 4:58pm On May 29, 2016
austin2all:
THIS AND MANY MORE ARE THE REASONS GOD DOESNT EXIST.
AND SOMEONE WILL COME OUT OF THE WOODS TO PREACH THAT THE WAYS OF GOD ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE WAYS OF MAN.

Mehn...

I always get confused when I fuss reality with religion. This religion shii has led to many mistakes in people's lives.. Failed marriages, inability to work hard because some high mofo said your uncle in the village tied your luck.

I rather give 20K to a broke family or pay someone's School fees instead of giving it to my Pastor that has over 4 cars.

It's common sense.

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Politics / Re: Stolen Assets: Buhari Makes U-turn, Says Information Ministry “ll Publish Names by ilovecritics(m): 4:50pm On May 29, 2016
ever811:
traveling: A1
Lie's:A1



Best student in Dulling - A1

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Politics / Re: #pmbwasted365days Trending On Twitter; PDP With Top Tweets by ilovecritics(m): 4:48pm On May 29, 2016
DynamoDeGreat:
APC 'wasted' 365 days and PDP wasted 16 years. Between 365 days and 16 years which one is bigger.

As for me and other millions of well thinking Nigerians

#WeStandWithBuhari

Who is PDP?

Who is APC?

Atiku? Amaechi?
Saraki? OBJ?

Who?

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Religion / Re: Nigeria’s Looming Economic Troubles Is A Sign Of End Times by ilovecritics(m): 11:58am On May 29, 2016
neocortex:
It is laziness and lack of creativity that will make people blame the gods for
their personal problems.
There is no such thing as end time as claimed in jewish folklores.
If you jump up you are expected to fall down, there is nothing
magical or spiritual about that.

Why is it so hard for Nigerians to understand that? Especially my fellow Christians. .

Be reasonable - Think outside the box for once.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Share Your Experience Yesterday Night When Watching The UCL Final by ilovecritics(m): 11:32am On May 29, 2016
RalphTheToner:
When Ronaldo Scored The Penalty And I Looked At Messi's Face,I Was Like

Abeg pity am..
Career / Re: Please Nairalanders, How Can I Develop My Writing Skills. by ilovecritics(m): 1:42pm On May 28, 2016
UNIGIST:
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Kind regards,
UNIGIST.

Thanks so much.

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Celebrities / Re: I Tried To Get Wizkid In Roc Nation & Drake Copied Wizkid In "One Dance" --Wale by ilovecritics(m): 10:32am On May 28, 2016
emerged01:


Chai! Nigeria needs help. How can we get out of this tribes issue. It has really gone out of hands.
I believe he is close to those he mentioned nothing like afenifere thread.

Nigerians amaze me mehn.

Imagine such comment.. Well Wale is very close to those he mentioned. That's all.

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Career / Please Nairalanders, How Can I Develop My Writing Skills. by ilovecritics(m): 9:11am On May 28, 2016
Good morning Nigeria,

Well, I've been a member of Nairaland for over 5yrs now. I witnessed the evolution of the layout and all but unfortunately I forgot the login of my first account.. But we're still here grin

Straight to the point;

I'm self employed. I graduated in 2011. Currently experiencing the hardship in the Country but that would be a discussion for another day.

Well, lately I discovered I have this great passion for writing and most times if I set out to write a little story or an article, it turns out great, well written and I never wanna stop.

It started in Secondary School then, my best subject was English Language. It was so easy for me unlike the almighty 5 star general Mathematics. I made my English when I wrote GCE before SSCE. I also made distinction when I wrote it during SSCE too so I think it's been a good friend of mine smiley ..

After many Years of graduation and a brief work experience at Nigerian Ports, I totally forgot about writing, the only time I write is when I gotta do a bank transcript or receipt for some thing I bought or something like that!

Right now I want to give it a shot but I don't know which area I should concentrate on and excel. I just want to write and make sense. I can write stories and fictions.

I just want to know if I can get any ideas on how to develop and when best to write because I'm a very busy person. I want my fellow Nairalanders to help me on this ..

What do you think peeps



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Ignore errors grin
Politics / Re: I Have Built 1000 Projects In Five Years- Okorocha by ilovecritics(m): 12:55pm On May 27, 2016
Beremx:
because he is an APC governor, or else what would have been his sin?

Okorocha has done well and he must be applauded.


front page lalasticlala. cheesy

May God bless your family the same way he blessed us with Okorocha..

The worst Governor. Loud and demented.
Politics / Re: What We Need Is A Sovereign State, Not Pipeline Contracts – Militants by ilovecritics(m): 12:50pm On May 27, 2016
SweetGuy225:

Aren't we all tried of all these problems, militancy today, terrorism and Boko Haram tomorrow. These problems always appear for a reason, they are not just there. Why can't Nigerians come together and ask ourselves what the problem really is? Why is everybody complacent, docile and unconcerned about the national question. Everybody thinks corruption is Nigeria's problem.

The national question is a bigger problem than corruption. How can we live together and share governmental responsibilities without much problems? That is the question.

You voted Buhari to fight corruption. OK, he's fighting corruption but isn't there a bigger problem facing the country now? Militants have reduced government revenues by a quarter all because of what? The NATIONAL QUESTION!!!

Let Nigerians continue to act like they don't care, that we are one fantastically united country and that corruption is our major problem. Militants, Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram will keep teaching y'all a lesson.

Buhari isn't fighting corruption. He is doing a witch hunt..

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Politics / Re: Red Egbesu Water Lions Demand Release Of Dasuki And Kanu by ilovecritics(m): 11:06pm On May 18, 2016
Dudeweedlmao:
PDP is trying their uttermost best to make sure this administration fails

What goes around comes .. Well, you know the rest.
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Currency, Flag, Passport To Be Released Oct 2016 - Agbinibo by ilovecritics(m): 5:40pm On May 12, 2016
iSlayer:



Source: http://www.nigerdeltaavengers.com/2016/05/congrats-to-all-strike-team-of-niger.html?m=1

May God help us all.

It's my Bday today though.

God bless Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Oluwatobi Akanbi, T-Rapper Challenges Olamide To A Contest (photo) by ilovecritics(m): 12:16pm On Apr 22, 2016
Akshow:
I guess you are not Yoruba and don't understand his flow. He schooled phyno on using the Native language to rap.

I rarely comment on Nairaland these days but this statement is false !

Phyno's 'Shutdown' was shot before he met Olamide and he killed it way back then. Phyno was 'Nigga Raw's boy. He met Badoo in Lagos.

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Politics / Re: White Man, Policeman & Okada Rider On One Motorcycle Over Fuel Scarcity - Photo by ilovecritics(m): 11:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
MadCow1:
Nairaland and misleading titles again!! angry angry angry

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3569318_lb11_jpegf763c1d3555e5ab0260eba1608379a1f


Anybody who stays in Lagos can identify the background of that Photograph as Maryland, Ikeja.

The Whiteboy was probably heading to the Airport to catch a flight and was running late and stuck in Traffic so he decided to drop his escort and convoy and go solo.. grin


But typical Nairaland.. They have found a way to make it look like the President's fault.

Mugu!
Education / Re: Nigerian Institution With The Highest Yahoo Boys by ilovecritics(m): 8:58am On Mar 29, 2016
bada007:
which Nigerian University has the highest number of yahoo guys; left to me i would say unilag because am a student of the institute and i see the cars they drive and the way they trow parties GREAT AKOKITE

U no add IMSU?

Well the Owerri Yahoo boys don't show off like them other States. They just live and merry in Owerri.

Yahoo is not cool and it's punishable by Law though.

My view.
Romance / Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by ilovecritics(m): 4:21pm On Mar 28, 2016
Michellla:
No.we never get embarassed cause we dont visit silly guys.

I can't treat you that way babe.
Politics / Re: See Proof That Bukola Saraki Was Present At The APC Caucus Meeting. Photos by ilovecritics(m): 12:05pm On Mar 23, 2016
truthalways:
undecided

One zombie spotted.
Politics / Re: Anti-saraki Senators Back Down, Rally Round Embattled Senate President by ilovecritics(m): 12:04pm On Mar 23, 2016
It's obvious APC don't know shii about Politics. So they are now for Sariki?

Give it up for Sariki..


Good one.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts Zuma To A State Banquet; Osinbajo, Atiku, Tinubu Joins by ilovecritics(m): 11:19pm On Mar 08, 2016
Weedcrusher:


And where does your boss Goodluck Jonathan enter the equation?

He didn't mention GEJ's name.. You just did.

Face the issue at hand and stop blaming GEJ..

#Mumu
Politics / Re: Gov Okorocha Is Not On The Run(pics) by ilovecritics(m): 12:20am On Mar 06, 2016
ROCHAS IS A F00L. CAN THIS THREAD CLOSE ALREADY??

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