₦airaland Forum

sirthisthickkal:
azazi, yakowa, Festus iyayi and many others died under whose tenure? Buhari? Maybe during the bloody tenure of Gej you were under incommunicado.

Griffon:
And they were killed with slippers?

Well, it's either Moses of the old testament is back in town with his magical rod or we've just invented a slippers that might serve a purpose in a World War.

SMARTgurUxxxxxxx:
These two dangerous animals was killed in a bed room where that kid(the little girl) was sleeping.
She found out that something was touching her on her back,immediately she woke up and started screaming,a neighbour(the one with slippers) rushed and helped in killing the animals.
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I came 30minutes after the screaming and killing
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.who wan die??

loomer:
Who be Pharaoh?

SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

commitcrime:
Pic not clear.
I hope he is wearing his uniform so that the badge num would be his.
B4 police comes and deny him saying he is an impersonator

chymystique:
Pharaoh! Is that You? Lol.. You are looking younger than you should be.. how come? Jeez! What a small world! Its been ages .. Dont bother asking who I am cause you will never figure me out.. haha... #NwaOrjiOwerri



Lol... You shouldnt ve replied that dude.. He is so uncouth.. I always ignore

BTW, I always look young

chymystique:
And you too dear


Am not sure who owns it but its possible it's his.. Cause the way Politicians now Front Companies with the help of expartiates so as to be milking the country dry

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That her boyfriend is an insatiable fool who cannot be pleased and the girl is an insecure ram.

Mtcheewww...

*chews bitter leaf*[/color]

HungerBAD:
I give up.

I finally have confirmed this guy is crazy.

This guy is a media W.hore and will do anything to be in the news, including pulling stunts like this.

Just when you think he can't sink lower.

California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.

wristbangle:
The frustration and condemnation broke guys experience from people (ladies in particular) is synonymous to the way society treat a lunatic but the story changes for such guys when they move from grass to grace as friends, families and even enemies will want to have their share of national cake at all cost.

Their change in level will no doubt attract different category of ladies in which he will be seen as the new cash daddy in town to relief their financial woes but left to him, he will device ways to punish them which are as follows;

1. Wind up and lock his car doors when driving

I was fortunate to be among a group of ladies discussing men issue as one of them aired her annoyance towards a big boy who deliberately wind up and lock his car doors when she approached him for a lift. I cannot hold the laugh bursting from my mouth when I heard her silly story but one thing for sure is that if a guy with keke or okada offer her a lift, she will rain curse on his generation.

2. Dump them after exploring their kitty cat

For a guy who just hit jackpot after hustling, he verges into playboy mechanism by enticing ladies with money, harnessing their kitty cats and dump them like those sewage and refuse at ojota.

3. Treat ladies with disdain

Owning to the insult rich dudes have received when they had nothing in the past, they unleash their venom on ladies by embarrassing them on date, speak ill words during their visit, comparing them to jezebel, and fling them out of their apartment at midnight.

4. Save their numbers with horrible names

I was opportune to have access to my big brother's phone and when I scrolled through his BBM and whatsapp contacts, I laughed out loud like someone in comedy house because of funny and horrible names like "Chopandquench", "Thief", "Gold digger", etc he used in saving his several chicks.

5. Ignore ladies call

An adage says "where there is money, there is friend". Once a Lady knows that the story of a broke guy has changed to laughter, she calls frequently which may run his phone battery death as no doubt he will have no choice than to ignore her calls or perhaps deletes her number.

6. Refuse to drop his contact details

I cannot but shake my head when ladies chase a rich dude in order to get his phone number, BlackBerry PIN and house address of which he may reject instantly. Meanwhile when he was a nobody seeking for their love, they see him as a nonentity.

7. Stingy to broke and hungry ladies

The encroachment of broke and hungry ladies is more devastating than grasshoppers nesting on a farmland. Immediately a rich dude notice this attitude in a lady, he becomes very stingy in a way to pursue them.

8. Toil with their emotion

This is an act these category of guys adopt since their feelings was played in the past like football as they use it as payback to ladies by making them fall in love and break their heart afterwards.

braine:
1- DJ Shabzy's "[b]Raba" with Kiss Daniel and Sugarboy[/b]

2- Victoria Monet's "Mad Generation" with T.I. (I swear Victoria's voice turns me on)

3- Calvin Harris' "How Deep Is Your Love" (The Extended Mix)

4- Largess' "Jollificate"

5- R. City's "Locked Away (Remix)" with Adam Levine and Lil Wayne

6- Sun X's "Fakosi" (The Beat 99.9fm can like to play this song like crazy!)



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abagoro:
When will this silly lie stop?

Slimzjoe:
Fayose there Role model
What's the Use of an Airport when the People are still Hungry?

adedayourt:
elephant project is the best avenue for a govt to embezzle fund

nuelzy:
rubbish....

You are a very very good example of a hater - Foooool

Mogidi:
https://www.facebook.com/bukola.saraki/posts/10153677383184962

Sabrwahaqqo:
This one na oversize juggs minding the rather small stature af the bearer. Kai! God is wonderful

shaggy007:
Nothing man no go see on planet earth.

abbeylli:
These are the things most guys do after coming back from church..

Read Calmly

1. Sport
Yes this is what most guys do I do it and I know many guys who do it.
They drop there bible, change to their kit either football basketball or any other..

2. Party
These type of guys get information in the church or before they went to church or after church (mogbomoya)(I see I branch) even with their bible with them that's why they mostly use pocket bible..

3. Social media Freaks

Hehehe!! This one is very common abi? you are one of them ?.
Even In the church they can't even drop their phones when pastor is praying they close one eye and use the other, on their way home they are still on it till when they get home till 3am they are still on it, chatting and all, God save us..

4 Babe Waiters
Some guys do these after coming out of the church door either their phone ring or they call like this .
"Hello bae were you dey u don reach wait for me for bustop a beg I dey come"..

5 Street strolling
Today na Sunday see as everything dey boring abeg make we stroll jaw..

6 Film Watchers
These one na I'm pain me pass before you get home they will start asking
"You see say terminator genesis do come out a beg I no fit miss am even if NEPA carry light"..

7. Fellowship Godowns

This what I do, I get home kneel down to God pray to him then get ready for evening fellowship..

8. Add yours let the fun go on

corisande:


Papa otene was given a second chance to live at 70?
Nwoke a kere isi (I no fit translate jare)

He may not have died in the first place. Papa otene abeg chop everything choppable! second chance to live don't come easily


modified
FTC on a celebration thread like this
mods, give everyone wey dey under me one bottle each!