₦airaland Forum

abduljabbar4:
I can bet my life those tribalistic fools will not listen to Rochas Okorocha.
He is really fighting hard for the Igbos but they will show their appreciation by voting him out. The Igbos are ingrates

EroticAngelina:
lols yeah. I need it today, like now!

EroticAngelina:
at least 30k

EroticAngelina:
that's money. and I dnt av money to repair it for nw.

1miccza:
Bros on several occassions i almost did oo,infact e get like two wey don die already na only slaughter remain ooo

Chop and clean mouth - Sorry, chop and clean mouth.. Ooohh, I mean shop and drink stout

iceberylin:
So whatsapp,bbm,Facebook etc no do una
Even PM ni

1miccza:
Bros some have even come out to ask where i live that they want to come and cook for me and all,i just look at them and laugh some would even be openly sticking their boobs into your back and all na wa oo

1miccza:
Hmmm where i dey work bros na thanksgiving i dey give say my dick no dey fall my hand oo some of them go so push you so tey u go begin dey recite hail Mary and the Lord's prayer together oo

Even 15yr olds.. I have like 3 of 'em that calls me on the phone. God is my witness!!!

I only say I'm in ABJ so they'll stay away when actually I'm in town. Some add you on Facebook and shii.. In few Years when them don turn adult I go return their missed calls

urchbarbie:
Pls celebrate me alongside ur easter celebration. Its my silver jubilee #selfluv #easterbaby #birthdaygirl

1miccza:
Bros you no lie ooo na God dey save me sef oo

My brother - Na God go save us! We are even tryna be considerate, some niqqurs don't even give it a 2nd thought, they go all out and hit the P with no remorse. God help us..

BTW, e' remain 1 year make the girl turn her kitten into a National affair as she don dey bleep scatter at 17

lagmostkuit:
Guys, a lady neighbour of urs who is also ur good friend with no string attached goes out and get drunk and enters ur apartment to crash. How many of u guys would allow her crash without strafing or trying to strafe her?

This isn't supposed to be a big deal? My female friends trust me - Well, I think they do

I can even bath her without strafing her. I'm that nice

kinglekan:
Safe Contain keee

Oyinbooo

I wee be ryt bck to modify.


****Modified****



Hehehe, U just dey gbagaun like say na "gbagaun award" we dey do.




ROTFL, dis is rib cracking.




Sowi ooo, I didn't want to yab u ooo. But haba u nor even sabi ur purpose ni?? U still dey suppose




Hehehehe, Did u just learn the word "Suppose" u sha wan dey supposing everything. Lol




Will u stop dt. Ah ahhh, u can lie ooooo. U didn't even think of saying another subject.

Justice ko, Judge niiii. Dat gal don fail be dat ooo.

Hehehehe

mirexxx:
this is serious!
you knew she was a teen
you knew her family
you knew her dad was/is brutal




what got into you?
which demon possessed you?
why would you "all of a sudden" tell her you love her when you knew it was a lie??
why did u have sex with a minor??
Unprotected for that matter??
what if she gets pregnant? you might have STDs too

A young girl preparing for waec
guy you no try!
I won't blame the young girl! you are an adult and you should have stopped this mess from going down mehn!




lol its really sad and i feel for you
the outcome won't be good o

EroticAngelina:
lols. even with all these, girls won't fall in love with u. few myt, but they either won't show it or they will just eat your money and deny u.
some dnt take guy online serious.
its impossible to have all these qualities.

That's why we are working very hard so they'll see the seriousness in our eyes and consider

falconey:
please take her back, a prophesy said there will be scarcity of GFs in april 2015.

vizkiz:
once a hoe is always a hoe...sorry dude, your girlfriend is a HOE
Infact she was the one who put the E to the HOE

Lmao ..

Rubbish

Tandullceblog:
ok

princejenks:
You just met this lady you've been chatting with for some weeks now in her house. By the 2nd or third meeting,she's already bringing up issues like I don't have foodstuffs,I want to make my hair,etc. So am asking,when is the appropriate time to start giving a lady you just met money to take care of her needs, keep in mind the fact that you've not yet even defined things with her or attempted making out sef

Tandullceblog:
How?

Tandullceblog:
Lol... let me sit down first

U didn't wanna contest the Miss Romancelnder shii