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Both of them were not guided enough.Must you Yikpata in public(yipata means to turn pant over)

You can call Tinubu any name you like but not a fool.He so much understand both off shore and onshore Nigeria politics and can easily turn 360 degree to denigrate or upgrade any political tool to his own advantage. HE knew, the masses have issue of trust with PMB and had just used Akande to explain to the masses that he did not trust him either because like he did to Nigeria by turning back from his campaign promises,he did so to him too.
He is very crafty and wise and can as well keep his cool even in the face of boiling emotion.
I am not campaigning for him o,but I tell you if we have to look away from his greed, he will make a good leader.

Lori iro!

Can you just imagine that?She said she still has some eggs frozen for her in case of future surrogacy.Technology is speaking.Human eggs has now turned to frozen food

Anytime I read that a judgement was quashed by the appellate court,I feel bad for those whose case could have been null and void who did not have money to appeal their cases.A lot of them are rotting in jail already.

Members of that panel should all be arrested for wasting tax payers money for close to a year and bringing out this burnt offering of a report to spite the dead.Pathetic,so pathetic.

Well if the position of the government is that there families have not come out to speak,I think the endsars movement too can start calling out those families.It is true they might have either been intimidated or bribed but if they have conscience,now is the best way and time for them to shame the devil.

I have said it before that some saboteurs were among the member of that commission.They were the ones who discredited the report by putting one or two anomalies to discredit the report,thereby giving the government a kind of leverage to fault the report.
We know a massacre is a massacre and nothing like massacre in context.I also stand by the Dj's account of the lekki massacre.

Yeah,you were invited by your friends and brothers.You had a sumptous meals and you discussed vital issues that border on building bridges for 10 good hours!

This is bad.What happens during emergency? Let's assume someone fainted and has to be rushed to the hospital?

It is all getting clearer by the day.The report of the endsars panel might not be far from the truth but they have some members of the panel who are trying to sabotage the report by adding few lies to it to discredit it from the view of general public.
Ask yourself how come the report is coming out now? It is because they want to display their usual divide and rule to buy time so that they can tidy up their 2023 Agenda.
We will be here talking about the credibility of this report why they continue destabilizing and plundering the nation.Fear Tinubu o,he is a master craft.He planned this well to divert the public attention from his political moves.Lie Muhammed hasbeen positioned to give us the stage entertainment ... The drama continues.

Poorest as usual and by that they mean the North.Palliatives,school feeding programs all went to them as the poorest.Now this one too.

More like saying thieves will send armed robbers packing in 2023.There is nothing to rejoice about here.

Get one fashion conscious and virtuous lady for your dad to marry.I mean the kind of woman that will be able to influence his fashion trend.If your dad can fall in love with that woman,the fashion issue will be over.But be careful sha o,not to get the pretentious one that will sweep your dad away from you all.

Nature why?This could have been a palliative and compensation away from this Buhari oppression.Different stews, soups and delicious crabs meals would be loading by now.Plrase dear lord,send them to us down here. We know how to manage and appreciate nature better

Let me assist the police and addore to their lies.
Itoro was the one that called Tordue wife and asked him whether her husband is back home.He did that when the ghost of Tordue was disturbing him.
When he could not sleep after 30 days he decided to come to the police station to confess.
As for the dead body,it was taken by evil spirit to the evil forest in Abuja but the prayers of Tordue pastor was what made them to release the corps.NPF produced it! Nollywood Police Film on the beat.

I will never listen to DCP Ewah Agoyin.I will wait till I hear from CP Dodoh.Who wants to endanger his life

Funny.You don even see 5 naira from the 650?You are jumping up and down on empty promises as usual.

Can you see these two pictures?On one you can see the picture of a fully grown lion with the carcass of a monkey dangling from its mouth.Take a bolder look at that female monkey and you will see a little monkey clinging to its dead body-its mother.
The second picture showed the lion cubs making a feast of the tiny monkey which was holding on the dead mother a while ago.
Yeah,I know it was an emotional and pathetic picture ,where both mother and child monkey died in the hands of same predators same day.

Now to the reality

One message that keeps coming to me when I first saw these pictures was the fate of mankind when we so much hold to a particular problem.
We become so sad,sorrowful and allows the problem to weigh in on us up to the point that we don't even think of a way of escaping from such problem.
Like that tiny little monkey which kept holding to the corpse of its mother.Everything weighed in on that little monkey.It did not see the open opportunity to run away from those predators.The monkey was just holding on to its problem, till that problem overcame it.

As I was looking at that hopeless monkey,I see in its face those who committed suicide because they failed.

I see those who destroyed their homes for holding to that error or mistakes committed by their spouses.

In the face of that ill fated monkey,I see students who gave up hopes of succeeding in their academics because they hold on to a particular shortcoming.
...And the list is endless.

Hey,it is time to let go of those sorrowful moment,because I know there is a light at the end of the tunnel.You can't continue beclouding your brightest moment with actions of the past that ought to stayed in the past!

Your life,at this moment is the most treasured thing you have and it is also the production room for so many great things.Why will you throw your life away for things that are already dead?

Holding too much on those speed breakers halt your speed to greatness and can make you stagnant for like forever.

Don't wait until that problem consumed you.Release your hold on dead issues and let deadness remains with the dead!

These pictures actually preached to me,I hope it did to someone reading this too.

Op be realistic,are you sure your boss did not employed her just for that?Or because she might not do your boss secret fantasy?

Op,let your wife swear with sharp knife if she do much referred the bible.If she still say no,don't fight her but tell her emphatically that you will be on the look out for any cheating trait and once it is confirmed,that day marks the end of the marriage.
Watch how she reacts henceforth most especially with her phone.

Today is teachers day and as we are celebrating the good ones,we need to remember the bad ones too.

I remember Mrs Akintunde the math teacher in my J.ss 1-3 at Ojota Secondary school in those days.Oh God, this woman always behave like a mental case.Beating for no serious issue.She beats for chalk dropping from your hands whenever she ask you to solve mathematical problem.If you don't get it right,she will beat you.If you got the answers right you will still be beaten for taking time to do it or for not properly dropping the chalk.

History has it that she was once married to a soldier and that her looks(seriously burnt face)
was a result of her toxic tongue.
That teacher beat mathematics out of me because I eventually lost passion for mathematics since then.

Mrs Akintunde,thank you wherever you are o.One of the students you made hate mathematics is reaching out to you.

Your wife has something to do with lesbianism.She enjoys MouthAction,heads and all that but not the main sex.She has been into either lesbianism or masturbation for too much of a time to get use to the real thing.

Op,confront her with this reality and set to help her relax by making love to her mind as someone says and engage in pre-intimacy up to the point she will loosen up by herself.
Rock her world with romance without having sex at the back of your mind.Little by little,she will loosen up and guide you in herself.Good luck.

Just cleared a plot of land yesterday morning and today saw this neatly made nest with eggs there.What animal could be responsible for laying these eggs? Could it be snake?

Doggie christmas!

Lols,the dog saw that the friend gbola keeps rising and falling why the dog was trying to mount its bitch.The dog decided to settle the score first by biting it off lols

Do you know that all the animals which live around us have their origin from the wild?There are wild dogs in form of wolves,coyotes,foxes etc.There are wild birds,cats,even snails.

Originally,the ones living with us have been domesticated,hence their most often passive nature.Even though at times they show their other nature most often when their patience had been tried beyond limit.

I was watching Natgeo wild sometimes ago and was surprised to see how cruell the other animals,which bear same look with our domestic animals are.

I saw the other sides of the gentle dove,the brutish part of of the calm donkey,the aggressive part of wild cat and even the defensive side of the slow snails!

I was completely surprised at the wild display by all these wild counterparts.No wonder they are called wild animals.I could imagined myself having no knowledge of how it was in the wild,therefore playing with a cat I see in the wild with the understanding I have about them at home what a jeopardy!

What made those animals at home humble,playful and loyal to their owners and those at the bush wild and cruel?It is simple.The care,attention and provision giving to them at home actually,in a gradual process,decimated their power,anger and viciousness.They gave birth to their young ones within the care and attention of those who rear them and see no reason to be cruel except when tried beyond limit.

The animals in the wild were born into danger.They live in the dangerous zones.Their daily lives are fill with running,fighting,struggling and scheming for survival.The next animal,to them is either a prey or a predator.Hence they grew thick skins to love and affection,trust and care and are living with the watchword,'No paddy for jungle'.

Of course,we have men with the same nature around us too.Whom have been tossed here and there by the Ill wind of this world.They have been battered and chattered by people they met while growing up,hence they are brutal and dangerous to deal with in every aspect of association.They see others as either their prey or predators.We either read about them or come in contact with them once in a while.

What these people lack are love,parental cares,communal concerns,religions positive impacts and the society reasonable inputs.Do I need to explain all these?Certainly not! A love we show today to those little ones goes a long way to show that we care about their formation.

Do your bit,let me do mine,by and by,we will make the family, the community and by extension the nation habitable places.

Jesus is lord

Let us pray


Pray for me


Come and eat


Don't stress yourself


God bless you

Somebody shout Hallelujah!

FFk is a very confused fellow and non idealistic politician.He was moving up and down on unofficial visits all these while testing ground.I have never seen a man so shameless like him.

Please come and carry Buhari too as additional cup we dash una pleasssssssseeeeeeee!

Dudu!
Ise dollar lo n se!
Dudu!
Aso dollar lo n wo o!
Dudu!
Ounje dollar lo n je.
At the same time,igbe dollar lo n ya o!

Can you imagine the set of people they handed over gun to,to secure the people.People who gets provocated at will to the point of not only brandishing a gun but shoot at will