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Nairaland General › Re: See The 5 Roles Women Play In Turning Men To Monsters by imitateMe(m): 7:23pm On Oct 09, 2017
True talk. Once you mention love, the next thing is "send me card" cheesy
And if you don't send it, they can almost die.
Romance › Re: Guys Loose, The Ladies Gain Anytime U Sex by imitateMe(m): 11:20pm On Oct 01, 2017
gatelogic:
OP I think u made sence here ooo


women Love IT more,but they are pretenders by nature
Nice1
Romance › Re: I Want To Stop Having Sex by imitateMe(m): 11:14pm On Oct 01, 2017
Prec1ous:
Start chasing money and a goal.

Channel all the sexual energy into something else and no female friends!
Good boy!
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Shares Photo With His Family by imitateMe(m): 10:17pm On Sep 28, 2017
balogun16:
Mikel is really suffering. Mikel is a weak man. where Mikel slept is where the woman supposed to sleep. I can boldly tell you that Mikel is not the head of the family.
Lol. African man!
Romance › Re: Epileptic Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Married Man In His Lagos Home by imitateMe(m): 10:09pm On Sep 28, 2017
IAMSASHY:
It's a pity dat most men mistake every noise a woman makes during sex for pleasure.
That's why you women should learn to speak up and stop pretending.
Romance › Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by imitateMe(m): 8:51am On Sep 19, 2017
Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well
True talk
Romance › Increase Your Breasts And Ass Size By Doing This by imitateMe(op): 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2017
Due to an incident which occurred recently, I had to find this on the web to satisfy my curiosity. I believe it'll be worth the time you spend reading it:

Ok I'm going to back up my theory on why swallowing cum
on a regular basis will increase breast size.


Swallowing cum for breast enhancement is really nothing
new. This mastogenic effect has long been known and used in various cultures throughout the world dating back to the harem girls in the middle east. The enhancing effect of cum has been used in folk medicine for centuries . Modern science is just becoming aware of the healthy aspects of cum and their role in increasing the size and health of the breasts.


How does swallowing cum make your breasts enlarge ?
During puberty and adolescent years breast development
begins to occur. A young woman ’ s body receives chemical signals from the pituitary gland. These chemical signals bring about significant changes throughout the body . “ The young woman begins to blossom and develop . ”

Documented scientific research has shown that initial
breast tissue growth occurs most efficiently and correctly
with the balanced presence of estrogen , progesterone ,
prolactin, and GF compounds; human growth factor
hormones. Improper balance of these hormones can cause
a number of complications such as mood swings , acne and poor breast development . Cum stimulates the production of vital hormones , which results in the growth of new breast tissue.


Does swallowing cum really work ?
Absolutely!!! Following hundreds of testimonials and over
two years of studies, we are proud to say that swallowing
cum does work .

How long does it take?
The amount of time it takes to see results varies from case
to case . Some women notice results within a few months ,
while others see results over a period of years . Studies
indicate that 50 % of women see growth in the fifth month ,
72 % in eight months , and over 80 % of women noticed
breast growth after one year of use . For maximum results I
recommend swallowing cum every day .

Is it permanent ?
Yes , because swallowing cum actually helps your body to
grow new breast tissue the resulting growth is permanent.
Nonetheless women in general are in a constant battle
against gravity and aging , so although all gains are
permanent I do recommend taking a maintenance dosage
after you have achieved your desired growth . A
maintenance supplementation can help to keep your
breasts firmer and fuller.

How much growth should I expect ?
Average growth is approximately one cup size . Some
women report less or more growth but in general women
have experienced tightening and firming of their breasts.
When my breasts begin to grow will fat tissue develop ?
Fat tissue will not develop . Fat tissue within a woman ’ s
breasts is a function of weight . Many women comment that
after losing a large amount of weight that often times they
lose breast size . Swallowing cum produces new breast
growth tissue only . Women report that swallowing cum is a great to supplement an aggressive diet program with . It
allows women to lose weight without worrying about their
breasts shrinking .
What can I do to maximize my growth ?
Avoiding caffeine , carbonated drinks, smoking, and alcohol
can have a tremendous positive effect on a woman ’ s
results.

How will I know it is working ?
The first thing that most women experience is an increase
in total well- being and a decrease in moodiness particularly
during their period . Many women will begin to experience
(after 4 weeks) a tingling sensation or soreness in their
breasts. This is because of the new growth of breast tissue
and feels similar to what occurred during puberty when
their breasts first began to develop . On the other hand some
women only begin to notice that they fit more tightly into
their bras and that their breasts feel fuller .
What is the Dosage amount?
The recommended dosage is 2 full loads a day .
Is it safe ?
Yes it is very safe . There have been absolutely no reports of
harmful side effects.


Are there any side effects ?
There have been no reported negative side effects with
swallowing cum . Yet there are a host of positive side
effects . Total well- being and positive mind set ; Reduction of
PMS and menopausal symptoms; Better nail and hair
growth ; Improved skin tone ; It has also been known to work
as an aphrodisiac , increasing libido and sex drive for most
women .
Hope this helps you girls out in achieving the breast size
you are looking for.
NYSC › Re: Pretty, Busty Corper's Photos Got People Talking Online by imitateMe(m): 9:55am On Aug 11, 2017
Abiagirl777:
milk factory indeed! that may hardly produce milk enough for one baby let alone babies,these are just fatty tissues nothing more,the earlier you guys understand it the better. small breasts produce more milk than big breasts!
Sample or idontbelieveit!
Romance › Re: Lady's Transformation Photos After 13 Years Got Nigerians Talking by imitateMe(m): 9:50am On Aug 11, 2017
Rorachy:
The way girls are bleaching these days, a time might cone when it will be hard to see a dark girl.

low self esteem!!!
I like ur skin. Can I have your number?
Celebrities › Re: Timaya’s First Daughter, Emmanuella Lovely In New Photos by imitateMe(m): 8:50pm On Aug 10, 2017
Slay Queen loading....20%
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Kisses Oyinbo Man On The Streets Of Italy. Nigerians React by imitateMe(m): 10:49am On Aug 10, 2017
It's her life.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Calls Out Facebook Lady He Loved, But She Chose To Dupe Him by imitateMe(m): 10:48am On Aug 10, 2017
You should be flogged
Family › Re: ”For 19 Years I’ve Always Cleaned The Kitchen After My Wife Cooks”– Twitter User by imitateMe(m): 12:51am On Aug 10, 2017
cococandy:
Yes I actually do.
Not only cleaning the kitchen. Cooking too when required.

Men are also able bodied humans not invalid disabled ones.
The same way women should pay the bills.
Family › Re: Wife Beats Husband, Sends Him Packing From His House For Days by imitateMe(m): 12:43am On Aug 10, 2017
If women happen to be physically stronger than men, they would do worse than what men have done.
Health › Re: Peace Samuel Omana: Multicoloured Eyed Girl At Mile 12 Market Cute Photoshoot by imitateMe(m): 3:25pm On Aug 08, 2017
last35:
They should bleach her teeth
It's the camera
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Ronke Oshodi-Oke And Friends Got Fans Talking by imitateMe(m): 2:24pm On Aug 08, 2017
Those things seem heavier than a bag of cement.
And why is the man looking like there is a soldier ant on his balls?
Forum Games › Re: Can You Figure Out The Boys And The Girl In This Photo? by imitateMe(m): 2:20pm On Aug 08, 2017
It's definitely 3. The hip region looks different.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Lady I tried To Give A Job Of N393,000 Blocked Me On Facebook by imitateMe(m): 2:14pm On Aug 08, 2017
ibkkk:
Guru on Facebook, it's possible you send a message to someone without bn friends.It depends on the person's privacy settings.
Now you're talking. She probably didn't allow messages from non-friends.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Lady I tried To Give A Job Of N393,000 Blocked Me On Facebook by imitateMe(m): 11:46am On Aug 08, 2017
ibkkk:
You probably must have wronged her in the past.That's why she tried avoiding/ignoring your friend's request.Next time u want to get some important info across to someone on fb and u aint friends,why not message her directly (inbox)!
Seems you are a novice on Facebook.
Romance › Re: Angela Nwosu Slam Ladies Who Complain About Men With Small Joystick by imitateMe(m): 11:41am On Aug 08, 2017
bbbabes:
Not really dear, what's the essence of having a pencil screw you, when you don't feel nothing.. And you would not want us to make use of sex tooys or have other ladies help us out.

Forget it.
Go tighten your kittycat. There is no such thing as a small joystick, only different types of big joysticks.
The problem is not the joystick, it is the non-elastic kittycat.
Romance › Re: Man Gives University Student N1000 Instead Of N20,000 After Sex In Uyo (Video) by imitateMe(m): 9:28pm On Aug 07, 2017
pocohantas:
LOL.

Prick and brain no dey work at the same time. When prick stand, brain shuts down. Maybe he promised 20k when he was still erect, the moment he ejaculated, his brain came on...and he realised he has overvalued the poosie.
He didn't have sex with her. Watch the video before concluding.
Romance › Re: Man Gives University Student N1000 Instead Of N20,000 After Sex In Uyo (Video) by imitateMe(m): 9:25pm On Aug 07, 2017
sisisioge:
Is he high on cheap weed? 1k! He no fear God o grin
He didn't have sex with the lady. He only met her at the gate and she went with him without any agreement. He even gave her 3k after that, the naughty girl still refused.
Romance › Re: Man Gives University Student N1000 Instead Of N20,000 After Sex In Uyo (Video) by imitateMe(m): 9:23pm On Aug 07, 2017
ugofr:
Chai! Oga, you see ur life, madam dey house dey suffer starvation, you carry girl wey no be your girlfriend or friend, at the end, you gave her 1k for wetin na... you are evil, after forward marching, dleft and right Abi d thing no worth the 20k, see as una dey disgrace una family. See how d babe eye dey shine like torch, very shameless, your bobo fit dey nairaland mana nne, I chokwanu iri awo, rie nke gbara agba, akpozikwa gi, o ri awo, I zasie Ike.
Watch the video. He didn't take her for a prostitute. Besides, he didn't even have sex with her.
Celebrities › Re: Bisola Congratulates Thin Tall Tony On The Birth Of His Daughter [PICS] by imitateMe(m): 2:13pm On Aug 07, 2017
Sniper12:
there is a fundamental problem in nigeria. TTT wey dey hustle to survive for Ikorodu don born 2 pikin e never do am, he add one more join. do these pple know how much school fees and other expenses go cost. as usual nigerians go say God will take care of them. nonsense
That's the power of sex for you.
Celebrities › Re: Bisola Congratulates Thin Tall Tony On The Birth Of His Daughter [PICS] by imitateMe(m): 2:10pm On Aug 07, 2017
Sniper12:
there is a fundamental problem in nigeria. TTT wey dey hustle to survive for Ikorodu don born 2 pikin e never do am, he add one more join. do these pple know how much school fees and other expenses go cost. as usual nigerians go say God will take care of them. nonsense
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Health › Re: Oldest Woman In Anambra Dies At 153 Years Of Age (Pics) by imitateMe(m): 2:06pm On Aug 07, 2017
WiredLeggings:
May her soul rest in peace, amen.

Women all over the world typically live longer than men but many Nigerian women, especially, tend to live really long lives. I thank God.
Why won't they live long when they spend their lives doing virtually nothing but depending on their husbands for everything. Lazy African women!
Health › Re: Oldest Woman In Anambra Dies At 153 Years Of Age (Pics) by imitateMe(m): 1:45pm On Aug 07, 2017
I've noticed that men tend to live relatively shorter lives than women in Africa, and this is because the whole problem of the family is always on the man.
My advice to all men: If you want to live long, don't marry a liability.
Family › Re: Sidechick Reports Husband To His Wife After He Cheated On Her With Her Friends by imitateMe(m): 9:37am On Aug 07, 2017
Inanna:
And when we say men are scum, you'd see them foaming in the mouth like deranged, rabid wolves.
Imagine the sheer effrontery of the so called side chick. I really do not blame her. It's the useless dog of a man that debased himself and made a mockery of his marriage by chasing after her that gave her such guts. This is highly revolting!
Nigerian(some) men aren't worth my dog's shît. And to think that some of them brazenly justify cheating just makes me lose hope the more. What a generation of perverse and hopeless men!
I feel your pain dear lipsrsealed

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