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FamilyRe: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by imitateMe(m): 11:06pm On Oct 13, 2019
You told him to buy baby food, he forgot, and that led to a serious argument? It shows you are the trouble maker here
RomanceRe: TEENAGE LOVE; How Many Of You Did This When Growing Up? by imitateMe(m): 4:36pm On Oct 13, 2019
Stanweezy:
What about the midnight call part, where one will buy#100 airtime and use it to call his secondary school babe and wake up in the morning feeling dizzy
Xtra cool
RomanceRe: Girls That Easily Give Out Their Numbers Are Usually Hard To Get? by imitateMe(m): 4:29pm On Oct 13, 2019
Charmingrascal:
I think this is actually true



Some of them will be friendly, polite and calm with you when you are talking to them especially on phone you will think they are Falling for you but my brother they ain't falling.
True
EducationRe: Is A 2.2 A Bad Grade For A Graduate? by imitateMe(m): 2:39pm On Oct 13, 2019
Very bad grade
InvestmentRe: How To Get A Scammer by imitateMe(m): 1:43pm On Oct 13, 2019
Renderhelp:
What if he has withdrawn the money?

I do not have evidence of the deal as it was just a WhatsApp group in which he removed everyone. All I have is transaction evidence. The other group members have these also
Una no go hear word. You ladies keep falling for such primitive ploy because you love cheap money. I'm sorry you have no tangible evidence against the thief. The best you can do is learn from your mistakes.
CrimeRe: RAPE: FAQ On Nairaland Since The COZA Saga by imitateMe(m): 12:43am On Oct 13, 2019
Stupid post
CrimeRe: Man Caught With 26 Pants In Warri by imitateMe(m): 9:56pm On Oct 12, 2019
This rubbish is so rampant in the south south. Why are these people so local? Local people!!
EducationRe: Busayo And Lecturer Abdul Whatsapp Conversation Leaked By @Iambusayotemit2 by imitateMe(m): 1:21pm On Oct 12, 2019
BafanaBafana:
on that BBC documentary, I think it was a miss. Did it really address the real issues? NO! there was nothing like sex for grades in it. A girl goes to a man who is a known cleavage extremist and warms her way into his life. He is obviously seduced by her and after series of alone meetings and dates, tries to make his move and then she records it. That is just blackmail in my opinion.
The real sex for grade is going on in schools and students are scared of speaking up as they feel the lecturers will gang up against them.

However, what is more popular is grade for sex where female students f*ck lecturers for E and D. There is also sex for promotion in offices and police and military, sex for NYSC posting, sex for jobs, sex for roles in movies, sex for winning beauty pageant, sex for job for my brother, sex for everything in Nigeria.
bleeped up nation I must confess
You're right. The said lady wasn't even 17. The man was blackmailed big time.
PetsRe: Pitbull Or Rottweiler: Which Is More Dangerous? by imitateMe(m): 2:21am On Oct 11, 2019
bluenubian:
u people that are saying pitt are more dangerous dont know shit, i have a pitt, believe me he is harmless, the only reason people think pitts are dangerous is becos people breed them for fighting, however, rottweillers are bigger and badder, they are watch dogs while pitts can be a house pet. there is no way u can have a rottweiller in ur house unless its still a puppy, but my pitt sleeps with me in my bed every night
Lol
Google "Putbull tears off man's genitals in Mexico." Yours is definitely a crossbreed.
CelebritiesRe: Betty Irabor Curses Lecturers Involved In Sexual Exploitation Of Female Students by imitateMe(m): 3:29am On Oct 09, 2019
buharified009:
Madam irabor, I second those curses, lecturers all of them are the same, they all do it, as we can all see,they are all keeping silent and not saying shiit, that is one thing that binds them all "sexforgrades"
Anytime you see them singing" solidarity forever, we shall always fight for our right". That right is" right to scatter university girls kpekus"
God bless BBC and Kiki Mordi.
As a male student, have you gone to a lecturer's office to beg for admission favour? Have you followed a lecturer to his house for help?
Are you telling me that any female with a first class got her grades by having sex with these lecturers?
The truth is: no lecturer will harass a serious female student who minds her own business.
CrimeRe: Boniface Igbeneghu Of UNILAG Attempts Suicide Over Sex For Grade Scandal by imitateMe(m): 3:22am On Oct 09, 2019
Ginaz:
This is his karma. This cup is filled to the brim and time has come to account for his evil deeds .

I can’t imagine the number of women he have abused before he got caught. sad
Women who were too lazy to study, right? I still don't see this man's offense. Why visit a man for some favour and not expect "sexual harassment"?? Why follow him to his house? I don't just understand what else you expect. Do male students meet lecturers for such help?

If you're olodo, you'll be victimized. If you study hard, no lecturer will victimize you.
FamilyRe: ''He Died Because He Wanted To Please Everybody'' Nigerian Man Mourns His Friend by imitateMe(m): 1:22pm On Oct 06, 2019
dominique:
Nigerians no dey want hear "abroad based" for ears, they'll think you're rolling in millions and almost milk you dry with demands. If you like, kill yourself while trying to give into their demands, you go just die for nothing. This is why it is good to always take a stand and don't let anybody put unnecessary pressure on you to the point of sending you to your early grave
That's why we should never spend for our girlfriends.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Mike's Wife, Perri Shakes-Drayton, Speaks On Final Results by imitateMe(m): 12:04pm On Oct 06, 2019
generationz:
I'm glad he has a lot of female fans.

#teammike.
I need female fans sad
EducationRe: Melissa Giebel & Anejodo Paul: Boy I Picked From 18 Years Ago Now Medical Doctor by imitateMe(m): 9:08am On Oct 06, 2019
When idiots are busy wasting money on bbn contestants for no reason...
There are lot of reasonable people who need ur money!!
CelebritiesRe: Sex And Feelings By Dayo Amusa by imitateMe(m): 7:35pm On Oct 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Men have never been that selective. Definitely not with the way they have tonnes of babymamas and one-night stands. smiley
I am selective.
CelebritiesRe: Sex And Feelings By Dayo Amusa by imitateMe(m): 5:27pm On Oct 03, 2019
franchasng:
sex industry is the biggest industry in the world and the biggest shareholders of this biggest industry in the world are actresses, models, OAPs, TV presenters, air hostesses, masseuse, showbiz ladies and female bank executives wink
Forex industry is the biggest.
CelebritiesRe: Sex And Feelings By Dayo Amusa by imitateMe(m): 5:26pm On Oct 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Even women do it. Women are only more subtle in their approach, so it easier for them to play the victim if it doesn't go their way.

I know hot looking men I wouldn't mind getting down with and I ain't gat no love for them. There are just not so many hot-looking men.
Unfortunately, those hot men wouldn't love to shag you. That's life...
RomanceRe: 9 Different Types Of Boyfriends Nigerian Girls Keep (photos) by imitateMe(m): 3:26pm On Oct 02, 2019
farano:
*coughs* so true grin
Have you ever had a maga?
FamilyRe: The reason Why I Will Consider My Dad First Before My Mom by imitateMe(m): 8:10pm On Sep 27, 2019
obembet:
I have read series of argument on nairaland and other forums but it still baffled me why many children considered mother first before thier father. I'm a young lady too, I have feelings for my mom but my dad always been thier without any excuse.
mom is more important from birth till you go to school. After that it is the father who takes care of your education, guides you in your career. At least in my case this is true because my mom was uneducated. My dad teaches us and guides all his children to succeed in life. Without my dad I will lose my path and fail in life. Therefore, In my case my father was a good man. My mom gave me life but my father taught me how to live.

What's your views?

Cc Lalasticlala
MissyB3
Fynestboi
Dominique
mynd44
You made much sense. kiss
FamilyRe: My Wife Tricked Into Marrying Her After Discovering She is HIV Positive by imitateMe(m): 2:40pm On Sep 27, 2019
I still don't understand why people just get married anyhow.
RomanceRe: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by imitateMe(m): 7:04am On Sep 27, 2019
ngwababe:
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to you
RomanceRe: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by imitateMe(m): 10:31pm On Sep 26, 2019
ngwababe:
Does your boyfriend give you money willingly? Does he really take care of you the way you want?
So it's the job of boyfriend to send you money abi? You should be flogged.
RomanceRe: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by imitateMe(m): 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2019
missjo:
Lol, okay. How much will you be paying?
I only accept Benjamins cheesy
Hmmm...alright, 100$ per year won't be bad wink
RomanceRe: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by imitateMe(m): 6:14pm On Sep 24, 2019
faithscharms:
grin tongue
Do you use what's app
HealthRe: Help!! Is This Spiritual Or Physical Problem? by imitateMe(m): 5:38pm On Sep 24, 2019
Take her to synagogue church of all nations.
CrimeRe: Onyekackukwu Chukwuebuke Igwilo Rapes Student Who Came To Watch Movie In Room by imitateMe(m): 5:19pm On Sep 24, 2019
pocohantas:
He thought he is in Nigeria...When you tell some of them here that with their mentality, they won't last 1yr as a free man abroad- they will be shouting feminist!



I hope you can also see that no one is asking what she was wearing or why she went to a guy's room when she doesn't want her toto to be drilled- like some useless guys here do.
That's because she had evidence, mumu. If you don't have an evidence, just keep quiet.

Hope you can see no one is asking if she is a virgin and hasn't fcked before?

Whether 20/25yrs, that place isn't Nigeria. People speak out after years there too. There are generally no useless people in saner climes, doing accurate timekeeper and telling you when to speak.
It's because she had human brain to understand the power of evidence unlike some fish brains.
CrimeRe: Onyekackukwu Chukwuebuke Igwilo Rapes Student Who Came To Watch Movie In Room by imitateMe(m): 5:17pm On Sep 24, 2019
subtlemee:
He's used to Nigerian girls style of coming to watch film or charge phone as a green light grin
That's why I no dey respond to green light. If you can't use ur mouth, sorry is the case.
RomanceRe: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by imitateMe(m): 5:05pm On Sep 24, 2019
missjo:
Lol. Still approach and make light conversation. No funny talk, no sexual or romantic gestures and references. If she is really into you, she is the one who will tell you at some point during the conversation.
If she does not, at least exchange contacts and be satisfied you have met someone with big connects.
Hmmm...how can I get more secrets from you? tongue
Be my Personal advisor on female behavior and investigation (FBI)
RomanceRe: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by imitateMe(m): 12:03pm On Sep 24, 2019
missjo:
Green light.
Smile back, approach her and make light conversation. grin
What if she is married, wealthy and powerful? Lol
RomanceRe: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by imitateMe(m): 8:27am On Sep 24, 2019
faithscharms:
Guilty of this grin..but when I do it its cos maybe u are doing something irritating or annoying or u are cute and attractive but not sex..the trick is knowing which stare to make a move on..a stare that smiles a bit and quickly tries to pretend not looking at u is what u need to focus on. winkthank me latter


Check my signature you just might find what you have been looking for kiss
Why not sex? What's the use?? Take your time o
RomanceRe: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by imitateMe(m): 8:24am On Sep 24, 2019
missjo:
Perhaps you should not take stares too seriously, they mean nothing. For all we know,you might have had something in your teeth cheesy
You should focus more on the ones who steal short glances at you and are trying very hard not to get caught looking at you.

Now say thank you for this cheatbook angry
So you're one of them grin.. Ladies who look in the opposite direction grin lol

But what if a lady looks at a man and smiles at him?

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