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Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Lover To Death In Benue, Watches Him Die For 9 Hours by imitateMe(m): 12:53pm On Mar 28, 2018
Why are men always being stabbed by womenhuh What's the problem??
Politics › Re: The Only Boy Captured & Released With Dapchi Schoolgirls by imitateMe(m): 10:30am On Mar 23, 2018
Ladies' boy. LOL
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On Spiritual Wife Or Husband: There Is Nothing Like That by imitateMe(m): 8:57pm On Mar 22, 2018
Hostel:
when annointing is no more effective many preacher started falling into error and saying rubbish..You said there is no demon bcux you lacks power to cast out demons...I just pity people following this blind servant of satan.
And who says he doesn't cast out demons? There is a difference between a demon and a spiritual spouse.
Crime › Re: Ugandan Victim Confesses To Have Enjoyed Rape, Suspect Acquitted by imitateMe(m): 10:22pm On Mar 20, 2018
Women and pretense
Politics › Re: 2019: NASENI Launches E-voting Machine by imitateMe(m): 7:49am On Mar 20, 2018
We don't know how expensive one machine is. I doubt if it'll be feasible in Nigeria in a span of 10 years.
Romance › Re: Trust: A Key Factor For A Successful Relationship by imitateMe(m): 11:10am On Mar 14, 2018
I trust Hazard. The two goals will come from him.
Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Keep Your Woman Happy by imitateMe(m): 10:51am On Mar 14, 2018
How's Chelsea - Barca match going? My prediction is 2-0.
Romance › Re: I Miss My Friend Oliviaarims by imitateMe(m): 10:48am On Mar 14, 2018
Chelsea must beat Barca o.
Romance › Re: Trust: A Key Factor For A Successful Relationship by imitateMe(m): 10:45am On Mar 14, 2018
Chelsea must beat Barca today. My prediction is 2-0
Romance › Re: Pretty Hurts !!! by imitateMe(m): 10:43am On Mar 14, 2018
What's Barca and Chelsea playing?
Crime › Re: 11-year-old Maid Strangles And Stabs 5-year-old Boy Placed In Her Care by imitateMe(m): 6:21am On Mar 14, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Anger is not good. The 5-year old must have really provoked the housemaid.
Do you reason at all?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Sacks Paul Boroh As Amnesty Coordinator; Asks NSA To Probe Him by imitateMe(m): 5:54pm On Mar 13, 2018
Bubu is trying.
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Marry A Lady That Masturbate??? by imitateMe(m): 4:27pm On Mar 11, 2018
MhizzAJ:
It's Okay

Nothing wrong...Go ahead and marry her

It's better than falling into some sort of temptations since you are not always available

Crime › Re: Maryam Sanda Organizes Birthday Party For Her Daughter, Alisha, After Release by imitateMe(m): 2:13pm On Mar 10, 2018
We men are our own problems. We overlook these monsters called women to our detriment. Too bad.
Nairaland General › Re: A Scorpion In Nasarawa Preying On A Cockroach 3 Times Its Size (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 1:29pm On Mar 10, 2018
wow
Romance › Re: African Men Are The Dumbest Race In History by imitateMe(m): 12:21pm On Mar 10, 2018
TheUpsetGirl:
I know that nobody's going to argue about this fact..

African men are very unintelligent the worst in history and we all know that African ladies are 85% more intelligent than them, in universities out of 10 first class mailers 7 are usually african ladies. African guys are dumb at everything they do. Even at the Government level they're incompetent, something African ladies are doing better. 94% of black men worldwide are stupid and dumb. roll with it African ladies are more intelligent than African men.
I would have believed you, but unfortunately an upset girl cannot think straight.

Romance › Re: Men Keep Committing Suicide Because Of Ugly African Ladies by imitateMe(m): 11:16am On Mar 10, 2018
Your name speaks volumes. You're really very upset. Thanks to the guys that broke ur heart grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants Five Thousnad Naira Before Sex by imitateMe(m): 11:07am On Mar 10, 2018
MhizzAJ:
And that is how they will come online to start lying simply because they want to paint women in a bad light
Mr OP what will you gain undecided

Please free her so that you can concentrate on your studies

Romance › Re: Toilet Habits For Ladies by imitateMe(m): 11:05am On Mar 10, 2018
Ladies with long nails have a dirty hole.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Narrates What Son Jamjam Does Whenever She Wants To Go Out (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 10:45am On Mar 09, 2018
oyinella:
Awwwwwnn! I want a baby
what u need is a punch
Romance › Re: The Day I Discovered I Was Her Personal Pleasure Object (PPO) by imitateMe(m): 6:08pm On Mar 08, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Why did you go thru her messages....Bad habit undecided

It's natural to be curious about what your girlfriend is up to but privacy in a relationship is very important but if you suspect something is up,its fine to ask your girlfriend about it instead of going thru her messages or better still take permission from her before reading her messages

I don't see myself being in a relationship with someone that doesn't trust me or someone that feels i have something to do with other guys all the time

You strike me like a very weak guy plus you are so untrustworthy...Deal with the outcome of your actions...I care less

Crime › Re: "I Am Training My Daughter To Cripple Or Kill Any Rapist" - Nigerian Woman by imitateMe(m): 11:28am On Mar 06, 2018
remsonik:
Do rapist rape only in quiet places , or shaddy hoods? Is it only girls that are not properly dressed that are raped? Are mad women not raped? Are children not raped? Are people not kidnapped to be raped?
I don't see anything wrong in training her how to fight.........madam please train her how to crush his penis , he will go down and she can take to her heels swiftly

Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Shares Photo Of Adaier, The Lady Who Inspired His Song by imitateMe(m): 7:53pm On Mar 05, 2018
Evablizin:
cheesy


You for no cut her off make she suck your destiny dry like cool sachet water person de drink for hot sun.

Romance › Re: Girlfriend Gives Shuddy Response In Conversation. by imitateMe(m): 4:57pm On Mar 05, 2018
dollyjoy:
What exactly is wrong with some guys? Must a girl spell it out before you get the message? She doesn't like you!!!

There is nothing as annoying as receiving messages or calls from a guy you do not dig. Uurg!

Romance › Re: Apart From Sex, What Else Do You Gain From Your Girlfriend? I Need Advice Please by imitateMe(m): 4:54pm On Mar 05, 2018
You can't force a fish brain to think! Just as you can't force a horse to drink.


BTW as for your topic, It is not always what a woman has to offer but what you are man enough to get out of her. Make her your sex object and she will be, make her your partner or helpmate and she will be. What often kill you guys is pride and ignorance! [/color] [/b][/quote]
Romance › Re: Man Poisoned Himself Because He Caught His Girlfriend Cheating On Him (photos) by imitateMe(m): 4:45pm On Mar 05, 2018
Fake story. No man can die for a fish brain.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Teddy A Professes Love To Bambam by imitateMe(m): 11:38am On Mar 05, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Teddy A is just fooling Bam Bam and the babe has already fallen in love

I can't fall in love with a guy so fast

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Rents Whole Cinema To Watch "Black Panther" With Boyfriend Asa Asika by imitateMe(m): 9:11pm On Mar 04, 2018
Wiseandtrue:
Watch how the men would tongue lash her as if, if she propose the same offer to them, they would refuse

Nairaland men with hipocrisy undecided

hmmmmm na wa ooooooo

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Why Bambam Is ‘Dirtiest’ Housemate – Ifu Ennada by imitateMe(m): 9:08pm On Mar 04, 2018
We know that females are always dirty. Next pls!
Health › Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by imitateMe(m): 6:14pm On Mar 04, 2018
BluntBoy:
You put soapy water toohuh shocked
of course na. I can't wash with water only.
Celebrities › Re: Nathaniel Bassey: 'Women Are The Ones Doing Favor To Men When They Marry' by imitateMe(m): 5:33pm On Mar 04, 2018
NaijaMutant:
Totally agree with Nathaniel Bassey


His comment is neither misogynistic nor feministic but biblical.
Always on point. cool

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