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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by imitateMe(m): 11:36am On Nov 25, 2019
Dimples0303:
She's submissive though... Right? grin grin grin grin
Stingy woman spotted
RomanceRe: Am I Too Ugly Not Too Have A Girlfriend by imitateMe(m): 12:40pm On Nov 23, 2019
catwalq:
I assumed this to be coming from a teenager,till I opened and saw this. Now I can only hope someone is trolling you and you didn't really do this yourself undecided undecided
grin I'm the one in charge of the mischief grin
RomanceRe: "Apart From Sex, Women Have Nothing To Offer In A Relationship." by imitateMe(m): 10:33pm On Nov 22, 2019
EmptyCoconutHead:
dating a naija girl is the worst thing that can ever befall a man .
I thought God created ladies to be a man's helper but now it's otherwise.
Naija girls have proven to be a source of misery to men.
instead of them to help and stick with u they will rather tie u down and heap their burden on your head as they now see relationship as a means of occupation.
these hoes called women have nothing to offer in a man's life.
they cannot even keep up with intellectual discussions, bringing up creative ideas, innovative matters. they only know how to trend nonsense on Twitter Instagram uploading pictures on Facebook.
useless creatures.
I have already given up on them, best thing is to go pay for a service of a lady, engage on a contract with her and after she delivers a child to me I pay her off.
girls are not really worth the headache.
useless liabilities.
Same reason why I try to avoid exchanging numbers with female colleagues lol...I no want liabilities biko
FamilyRe: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by imitateMe(m): 11:51pm On Nov 18, 2019
mysticgal:
1. What if we fall out of love with each other?
2. What if he dies before me?
3. What will happen if I feel i can’t take his bullshit anymore?
4. What if he doesn’t support me or I feel alone in the partnership.
5. What if an accident happens right in the relationship, would I stay or would I leave?
6. Is love enough or what if he is too much of a spender or an NFA aka no future ambition?
7. Can I bear his family members or mine during marriage?
8. How do we resolve conflicts, what if he tries to abuse me?
9. What if I have mediocre sexual experiences all through out.
10. How would he cope if I die, get disabled, leave, never want children or even like pets?

It bugs me a lot embarassed embarassed embarassed
Wow.
So women are really concerned. I used to think you all don't care as long as you have a ring on ur finger
FamilyRe: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by imitateMe(m): 11:48pm On Nov 18, 2019
electroTech:
I feel lonely when around people than when alone. Having to live together with someone forever scares the sh!tt outta me. If my future wife would be living on her own and be coming to visit once in a while, then I'll consider getting married someday.

I love kids too but I don't dream of having one. The thought of bringing innocent souls to experience this short and painful existence is still a nightmare I can't afford to bring into reality.

I pity married folks than I envy them. In fact, this whole marriage sh!tt is just overrated
You spoke my mind. I'm glad I'm not the only one...
RomanceRe: Two Nigerian Ladies Fight Over A Man On Facebook by imitateMe(m): 8:07pm On Nov 18, 2019
Lol
CrimeRe: Lady Kills The Only Son Of A Woman Who Exposed Her For Stealing In Imo (Graphic) by imitateMe(m): 3:46pm On Nov 18, 2019
Women are always abusing children. No one talks about this. So sad
RomanceRe: Ladies Kick Against Their Kids Taking Up Their Husband’s Name In Marriage by imitateMe(m): 4:03pm On Nov 16, 2019
Geminita1:
They have a point but personally i can't wait to drop my surname and adopt my partner's.

Every time i tell people my surname, they just laugh at me.
What's ur surname? grin
CelebritiesRe: Busola Dakolo & Fatoyinbo: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Court Throws Out Rape Case by imitateMe(m): 12:27pm On Nov 15, 2019
Good
FamilyRe: I Need Matching English Names For My Boy And Girl Twin. by imitateMe(m): 11:54am On Nov 13, 2019
Vv
RomanceRe: Wedding Pictures Of Oyinbo Man And His Nigerian Bride by imitateMe(m): 9:49am On Nov 12, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Happy married life to them,they both look attractive nd their looks complement each other!!! Bt if our Nigerian brothers want to marry they will go for their ancestors with great grand children just for papers grin grin, bt they still have the guts to be calling Nigerian girls gold digger!!
The truth is no young white girl will marry average Nigerian guy thats just forming alpha male online except you extremely rich of course!!! Las Las they still stalk with Nigerian ladies they already bash online grin grin.
Mumu, can't you see that it's all about the money?
CrimeRe: My Uncle’s Wife Poured Acid On Me And Took Away My Looks by imitateMe(m): 7:15am On Nov 12, 2019
Dulcinea:
Keep calling women angry
as if men don't also do the same


On a second thought... E be like say woman dun do you something b4 tongue
Have you noticed that only women use acid that way?
CrimeRe: My Uncle’s Wife Poured Acid On Me And Took Away My Looks by imitateMe(m): 8:46pm On Nov 11, 2019
Dulcinea:
Don't generalise, it's an individual thing sad
Only women use acid that way. God deliver us from wicked women.
CrimeRe: My Uncle’s Wife Poured Acid On Me And Took Away My Looks by imitateMe(m): 8:14pm On Nov 11, 2019
Dulcinea:
O. M. G shocked
It's indeed a wicked world we live in cry

It takes courage to love yourself regardless of your scars.

May the wicked nevertheless go unpunished angry
Yeah..women are wicked.
CrimeRe: Ezemmuo Nkanu: Man Raped By Three Ladies In The University Still Traumatized by imitateMe(m): 8:15am On Nov 11, 2019
kingxsamz:
cry cry cry
I can't imagine the pain and trauma he went through. Having to endure being raped by three women. No man can stand that.
He's a strong man, and I'm sure that horrific event really left a scar on him.
I'm typing this with tears cry No man deserves to go through what this man went through.
I just hope and pray he's able to overcome the trauma and depression he's facing right now. cry
Stay strong brother.
Really painful
HealthRe: Family Of Cockroaches Living In Chinese Man’s Ear (pic) by imitateMe(m): 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2019
Good doctor. Not like our doctors here. I'm better than most of the doctors in this country.
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Pastors Advise Unemployed Men To Marry? by imitateMe(m): 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2019
fairfora:
Faith without work, is useless my brother. If you get married without anything to fall back on, you're on your own. Same pastor would tell you to keep trusting when you meet him for counselling or money to feed your family. Rather, pray to God to provide you a job and other things would fall in line.

After graduating and serving my fatherland and my gf was always pressuring me that we should get married when I didn't have a job, my pastor said marriage wasn't what I needed at this stage but job. Unfortunately, she couldn't wait as all her friends were busy getting married and she too felt like copying them. I stood my ground because if push comes to shove, na me go suffer am. She went and married another guy whom she met in less than 6 months and they settled down . The guy too no get job.

Almost a year later, I got a job with one of the blue chip companies, found a woman I could marry and 2 years later I got married. This lady who refused to wait didn't have an issue until 4 years after marriage. Now, she always calls for help which I didn't turn down.
What sort of help?
FamilyRe: We Confessed To Each Other, Should I Be Worried? by imitateMe(m): 6:25pm On Nov 07, 2019
olabrinks:
Never shame a woman (joke or not) about her age, beauty or body. I don’t know why that is so hard to understand? She will hold those words in her heart forever and do the unimaginable.
But why? Is that women's greatest asset?
RomanceRe: Man And Girlfriend Spend Night In Sterling Bank’s Toilet In Delta, Arrested by imitateMe(m): 12:14am On Nov 07, 2019
oyin44:
Was there any comfortable bed in the toilet? Certainly none.they were there to steal nothing less than that. You can't have sex without resting
They slept outside the toilet...they only hid in the toilet until everyone left
InvestmentRe: Register Your Company With Cac Today Via An Accredited Professional by imitateMe(m): 4:55pm On Nov 06, 2019
No cost?
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Killed Two Snakes The Same Day In My Room. Is It Spirituality Attached? (Photo by imitateMe(m): 12:02pm On Nov 06, 2019
mulante:
Those things you killed are baby snakes.

Mother's definitely lurking around somewhere watching with unbridled hatred and anger as you murder her lovely kids.

She's silently watching you and planning her revenge.

Maybe the perfect opportunity will present itself while you sleep tonight.
Lol

Let's wait and see.

I'm definitely following this topic.
InvestmentRe: Make As Much As N15,000 Daily On This Platform. by imitateMe(m): 8:56pm On Nov 05, 2019
Las las na scam
BusinessRe: Burning Building At Balogun Market In Lagos (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 3:10pm On Nov 05, 2019
No firefighters around ba? And when we look carefully, we'd find out that the fire was caused by the carelessness of a woman. Women destroy a lot of things, sadly.
HealthRe: My Daughter Has Hair Lice. by imitateMe(m): 3:06pm On Nov 05, 2019
grin
WebmastersRe: Should I Continue Blogging? by imitateMe(m): 8:47am On Nov 04, 2019
Otyemmanuel:
You most definitely have a mental problem! Who ever gets to the top without trails and persistence. I've been blogging for two years and the first 18 months of my blogging career i can swear on my life that i never made a dime. But today i can comfortably boast of 800- 1200 USD every month. It's small but compare that to what an average civil servant in Nigeria earns! Truth be told blogging is tough and never blog for adsense. Find other creative ways to make money from your blog. Sorry if i've insulted you the way i started, It's meant to make you sit up.!
How were you able to make money from blogging apart from AdSense? What advice do you have for a starter like myself?
InvestmentRe: Make $10 Today By Just Signing Up On A Website by imitateMe(m): 1:21pm On Nov 03, 2019
08025028105
CelebritiesRe: Lady Becomes Nicki Minaj For Halloween (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 8:11pm On Nov 02, 2019
sexymoma:
Without sentiment.. she dope pass Nicki kiss
See her sexy feet
InvestmentRe: Build Your Own Etheruem Erc20 Smart Contract For Only 0.22ETH by imitateMe(m): 5:55pm On Oct 30, 2019
Interesting! I actually tried this.
InvestmentRe: ,. by imitateMe(m): 5:53pm On Oct 30, 2019
Scam
CelebritiesRe: Instagram Deletes BBNaija Tacha's Account by imitateMe(m): 5:50pm On Oct 30, 2019
Ladyhippolyta88:
Has she opened a new one.
I knew the Op was lying
Hello Lady Hippopotamus! long time no see.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Invitation For Interview At Fan Milk by imitateMe(m): 12:12am On Oct 29, 2019
myibro:
Good day my pals here!
Pls! I got invite for assessment test and interview by Fan Milk, which slated for 27th of this month (27/09/2019).
Pls any help tips for their tests and interview?
How did it go?

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