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CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth 41st Birthday Surprise From Wife, Elsie Okpocha by imitateMe(m): 5:13pm On Sep 15, 2019
generationz:
Seriously some women no dey try at all.



If you have a husband that has given you everything from a good heart then doing something big at least once for him isn't bad.

I mean Beyonce gave Jay a fvccking Private Jet.


A lot of Nigerian women are selfish they can't even give a good experience beyond cooking and cleaning.

The men don't help matters because most give with selfish motive too. We have very few altruistic Nigerians, so you all deserve each other.

So, is Elsie saying she can't afford to save for a big party for Bright?

The worst part is they will put it online for everyone to praise them. angry

Mtcheew.

I like how bright spoke his mind joor.
Nigerian ladies are just too stingy.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by imitateMe(m): 11:14pm On Sep 14, 2019
This is the kind of story women like. See them feasting on the thread. Yeye people.
Op, don't eat her food anymore. She might poison you. How can you live with a woman who can't forgive you?? You're putting your life at risk.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by imitateMe(m): 11:10pm On Sep 14, 2019
Temitope009:
Okay, it's been done. What's the way forward?
It's good you're sober now. That's a good start, we can take it from there.
First, you have to be very very patient with her, words alone cannot undo how much those words hurt. You have to show her in action. Try by doing the very little things that matter to us as women. Few tips..

Kiss her on her forehead at least once a day, look into her eyes and tell her how much she means to you.
Buy her gifts.
Try not to get angry at her mistakes or making a graver mistake to say hurtful things to her, it'll undo all these kindness from start again.
Just take it slow and with time, she'll come around. Time heals all wounds.
All the best sir.
Rubbish!! If she can't forgive as soon as possible, all those drama won't work. I'm even surprised the man is still eating her food. If I offend you and you can't forgive quickly, I'll divorce you ASAP. I cannot come and put my life at risk.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by imitateMe(m): 11:09pm On Sep 14, 2019
zeb04:
Hmmmm .

I’d be very very hurt if my husband said that to me. It means to me that the foundation of ny marriage is faulty.

I bet she is reminiscing about the wedding. All the while dancing,laughing and planning her marriage but never good enough.

How about you go on a weekend getaway and truly apologize, then you leave it there.

People take time to forgive and heal, it doesn’t mean they are wicked. The healing process takes time.
Which smelling healing process are you talking about here?? It's people like you that give women incentives for being weak and stupid. Nonsense!!
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by imitateMe(m): 11:07pm On Sep 14, 2019
omotola224:
A woman loves unconditionally but when you cross boundaries she can decide to unlove you with the same energy.
Men can often be insensitive through their actions but when you say it to their face then it's a confirmation of what you have been thinking. Never get to this point with a woman who genuinely loves you. That being said
You have to keep trying...
When she leaves you alone in the sitting room go and meet her. Gist with her.
Take her out on dates
Surprise her
You have to do things like you are just asking her out all over again.
Over one of your dates tell her you are sorry and would love to be the love of her life once again. Pls let it show that you are truly remorseful.

She will forgive you only you might have to reassure her over and over again.

Note: watch what you say henceforth .

Goodluck!
If she can't forgive, then she's not worthy of being a wife. I can't live with an unforgiving bitch.
CultureRe: Europeans And Asians Learning Igbo Language by imitateMe(m):
Dem no see better language learn? Lol

I thought they were grownup Europeans. Thank God, cos I know no reasonable adult would invest time in learning that language. I could see a white woman at the back pressing her phone in disgust. grin

All the Igbo ladies I dated even denied speaking Igbo.
TravelRe: If Not For The Driver's Experience - Man Who Survived Accident Revealed (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 2:09pm On Sep 14, 2019
Mutum. Na experience dey save pesin? undecided
FamilyRe: I Almost Lost My Little Daughter Practicing What She Saw On TV - Nigerian Man by imitateMe(m): 12:58pm On Sep 14, 2019
pocohantas:
Stop marrying slaykwin that doesn't have sense and still won't take counsel from the person that has sense.

Thank God for your daughter's life.
Marry me nw
I don play rough play too.
CelebritiesRe: Tunde Ednut Reacts As Lady Accuses Him Of Impregnating Her by imitateMe(m): 10:01am On Sep 14, 2019
ravensckar:
Guy you bad o! Kukuma sey she slept with Airforce1.

tongue tongue
Lol
RomanceRe: Man Curses Lady He Met On Facebook Who Blocked Him After He Sent Her 9k To Visit by imitateMe(m): 8:46am On Sep 14, 2019
MissJoy29:
Seriously? What happened to returning his money?

Kunleweb
Tell them o. Seems you're the only lady with brain here.
RomanceRe: Man Curses Lady He Met On Facebook Who Blocked Him After He Sent Her 9k To Visit by imitateMe(m): 8:44am On Sep 14, 2019
Simplep:
Lol.ordinary 9k? grin grin
Broke boy and girl.
The thing pain the boy well well
Have you ever sent 1k to a man for free?
RomanceRe: Man Curses Lady He Met On Facebook Who Blocked Him After He Sent Her 9k To Visit by imitateMe(m): 8:43am On Sep 14, 2019
iPrevail:
I'll rather use my money and play bet9ja than send a kobo to a girl. My orientation is way different.
Correct guy
CrimeRe: Guy Beats Up His Stepdad For Beating Up His Mother And Sister (pics) by imitateMe(m): 8:33am On Sep 14, 2019
chiommy123:
His mum will still not be happy with him for beating her hubby
Cos women have fish brain. It's understandable.
CelebritiesRe: Tunde Ednut Reacts As Lady Accuses Him Of Impregnating Her by imitateMe(m): 11:07pm On Sep 13, 2019
EmmBim:
Guys should just be careful of some ladies,the way some of them are going about blackmailing their sex partner of rape is becoming crazy,a one night stand and you call it rape and the funniest part of it Tunde cannot not travel out of America because he has no paper so how come,he raped and impregnated you before going back or is it possible to have sex through Bluetooth or sender now? grin
Virtual reality na
CelebritiesRe: 'Tunde Ednut Impregnating Me, More Of Rape' - @olamid_e Lady Accuses by imitateMe(m): 11:05pm On Sep 13, 2019
pocohantas:
I stopped reading when I saw

"It was even more like rape, he had sugar mouth..."

My sister, except you are a Linda Ikeji, don't try babymamahood in Naija. Naso you go dey fight for SMAGold money, nothing for you.

Go and rest.
grin
It was rape grin Kindly help your fellow lady out
CelebritiesRe: Tunde Ednut Reacts As Lady Accuses Him Of Impregnating Her by imitateMe(m): 11:01pm On Sep 13, 2019
Born the pikin first, make we see if he go resemble Tunde.
My mind dey tell me say na one nairalander wey resemble Tunde you sleep with o...
To use you do ritual dey hungry me.. angry
CrimeRe: Another Lady Tied And Strangled To Death In A Hotel In Portharcourt (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 4:32pm On Sep 13, 2019
"I like tough and confident men" See where it got you?? Mtchew
When you see a wicked fellow, there is no way you wouldn't know. Unless you're just blinded by greed.
CrimeRe: Man Who Impersonates Yinka Ayefele Arrested, Sleeps And Defrauds Women by imitateMe(m): 4:28pm On Sep 13, 2019
Cryomancer:
Low budget Yinka Ayefele...


Is the impersonator also on a wheelchair?


I wonder what he tells his victims when they see him on his feet rather than being on wheelchair like we all know the real Yinka Ayefele to be...




Plenty people are insane in this country sha..
You no dey read. He paraded himself as Yinka's manager.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Venita Speaks On Tacha's Body Odour As Claimed By Mike (Video) by imitateMe(m): 3:38pm On Sep 13, 2019
Correcto:
You are quick to believe one evicted house mate but ignore more than two house mates still in the house, suffering from the body odour lol
How did I ignore them o? Read my comment again
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Venita Speaks On Tacha's Body Odour As Claimed By Mike (Video) by imitateMe(m): 10:12am On Sep 13, 2019
Nooneonline:
Women. Y ona dey bring ona self down. Na ona b ona own problem. Men no dey do like that. If my guy mouth dey booom I go call am go one corner talk to am e go understand. If my boxers don get hole my guy go give me him own wear. But ona I just tire for ona. Ur girl Bleep ur man Na wahala. U wan kee am pour acid ontop. My guy go fuuvk finish tell me say bross if u wan Bleep no problem. E go even give me advice on how to go about the whole thing. If the hole deep e don Yan me if Na nymphomaniac e go still tell me make I no go fall hand.


If she get odour buy her spray. Take her out go beach or swimming, no allow her sweat for public no tell her say make ona go gym for morning Wey people yakpa. No allow her stand in front of a.c open armpit
She said it is news to her and she didn't know that Tacha has body odour. That means Tacha probably doesn't have body odour.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Venita Speaks On Tacha's Body Odour As Claimed By Mike (Video) by imitateMe(m): 10:12am On Sep 13, 2019
johnlvis:
Why are they all attacking Tacha?
Read the comment well
TravelRe: Uber Driver Flogs Lady Out Of His Car (Video) by imitateMe(m): 9:39am On Sep 13, 2019
NIGERIAJAGAJAGA:
the op must high to say he don't want to know what they did. what of if they tried to strangle him or do bad things to him.
Don't mind them. Female Asslickers
RomanceRe: ‘I Am Broke, Not Hungry’ – Girl To Boyfriend After Sending Her N10K by imitateMe(m): 3:52pm On Sep 12, 2019
mammanbawa:
She's not his girlfriend
The guy is my friend
I'll post a screenshot later

Modified: the girl is his friend
The guy is a very generous person and he just gave 15k to someone who demanded for 3k
The girl is just a bitch
Pls post her face, so I can avoid any lady that looks like her next time biko
RomanceRe: ‘I Am Broke, Not Hungry’ – Girl To Boyfriend After Sending Her N10K by imitateMe(m): 3:49pm On Sep 12, 2019
Mekenz:
seriously I still wonder where guy's meet these leeches. or is it my luck, that I have not meant one? perhaps I can't see myself talk to, by a lady I'm getting to know in such a derogatory and condescending manner. even when I decided to be a little benevolence.
grin grin lol I wonder o
RomanceRe: ‘I Am Broke, Not Hungry’ – Girl To Boyfriend After Sending Her N10K by imitateMe(m): 3:46pm On Sep 12, 2019
I blame the guy grin grin
Some guys are just overly nice. To send 200# card to a girl I know sef dey somehow
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mike 'Tacha Has Body Odour' by imitateMe(m): 2:46am On Sep 12, 2019
Norabay:
They should leave this girl alone before they make her self esteem to go down suicide is real oh.
You don't mean it! Please come to my room to explain better.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mike 'Tacha Has Body Odour' by imitateMe(m): 2:36am On Sep 12, 2019
Onyi22:
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So much energy. Please I need your energy.
CrimeRe: Court Jails Two Internet Fraudsters In Port Harcourt by imitateMe(m): 2:31am On Sep 12, 2019
FamousMonk:
If you wanna do this in PH,I'm afraid you'd jail everybody sooner or later.

Den of unrepentant criminals and cultists..
For real?

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