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Celebrities › Re: Nathaniel Bassey: 'Women Are The Ones Doing Favor To Men When They Marry' by imitateMe(m): 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2018
Liliyann:
God bless you brother
It's high time men realizes this and stop feeling like we owe them.
For a woman to have agreed to leave the comfort of her father house and stay with a man,its a huge step.
Women shouldn't let any man belittle them or make them feel less of them self marriage is not a do or die affairs!!!
Keep quiet until you start footing the family bills on your own.

Health › Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by imitateMe(m): 5:28pm On Mar 04, 2018
BluntBoy:
Very unnecessary. Better be careful not to injure yourself one day. Stop dipping your finger in there. The linings are very delicate and easy to tear.
Not when lubricated with soapy water.
Health › Re: Masseuse Calls Out Men For Not Wiping Their Butt Before Coming For Massage by imitateMe(m): 3:30pm On Mar 04, 2018
She is lying. I wash mine well with soap and water everyday and every time I use the toilet. In fact I finger it deep when washing. Most women on the other hand don't - this is because they keep long nails and some are just lazy. She is probably seeking attention or something.
Career › Re: PHOTOS: Handsome Nigerian Promoted To A Sergeant In United States Army by imitateMe(m): 1:45pm On Mar 04, 2018
MDsambo:
If it wasn't for the Nigerian Army you'd probably be in a refugee camp somewhere in Burundi. Always appreciate their effort.
Gbam!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Reacts To Anthony Joshua’s Misogynistic Comment by imitateMe(m): 7:27am On Mar 04, 2018
dominique:
I agree with her and sadly a great number of Nigerian parents are also raising their children same way. You raise your sons with soft gloves and raise your daughters with iron fists constantly reminding her that she must be of good behaviour for her future husband. Of what use is all that training if she ends up with a poorly trained boy? Parents have their work cut for them in raising responsible, reliable and accountable children, sadly they are failing woefully going by all the moral decadence going on around us today.
You can't eat ur cake and have it. The man takes care of the bills, including ur recharge card bills.

Family › Re: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by imitateMe(m): 7:23am On Mar 04, 2018
Chikita66:
I will not poison him, that one will kill him fast, he will die a slow and painful death by the time am done making his life miserable.

Crime › Re: "The Biggest Problem In Nigeria Is That Igbo And Yoruba People Are Very Stupid" by imitateMe(m): 7:30pm On Mar 03, 2018
EvilChild:
Especially the afonjas.
The most foolish tribe in the world.
They got the worst diet in the world, they ladies are nothing to write home about.
90% of their men are all roadside touts.
The list is endless. The igbos on the other hand is slightly better.
We Fulanis own this country, if you're pissed, Take sniper

Crime › Re: Man Cuts Man With Cutlass For Preventing Him From Beating His Brother's Wife by imitateMe(m): 7:26pm On Mar 03, 2018
OboOlora:
Hopefully that sh*t gets infected with tetanus and then it’s amputated. Next time, learn to mind your business! tongue

Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 7:23pm On Mar 03, 2018
loveth360:
Why are the things we use to hear that happen in west now happening in our east.


Is time to ban yellowbar from marry our ladies,

Romance › What Type Of Light Is This? Green Light Or Red Light? by imitateMe(op): 4:24pm On Mar 03, 2018
Imagine fixing a date with a lady and she says " We can't meet on Wednesday cos my period will start then, let's meet on Monday instead." LOL
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Yoruba Actresses (PHOTOS) by imitateMe(m): 3:20pm On Mar 03, 2018
soberdrunk:
Its strange how they are all "oyinbo pepper"! Op how can you not put "Ronke Oshodi Oke" on this list, do you want to lack 'nourishment' in this life? angry
I thought you would say "Do you want to be unfortunate?"
Fashion › Re: Unbelievable Makeup Transformation Of A Lady (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:12am On Mar 03, 2018
FluidQueen:
People underestimate the power of good hair

. it's really not the makeup, its the hair! It slays!!!!!

Fashion › Re: Unbelievable Makeup Transformation Of A Lady (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:12am On Mar 03, 2018
MhizAJ:
She's beautiful naturally

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is There A War In Syria? by imitateMe(m): 10:19pm On Mar 02, 2018
Informative.
Politics › Re: Okowa Commissions Dollar Steel Company In Aladja, Delta (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 8:11pm On Mar 02, 2018
Finally. Ajaokuta steel, where are thou?
Romance › Re: If VIRGINITY Is The Pride Of A Woman,what Then Is A Man's Pride.... by imitateMe(m): 6:54pm On Mar 02, 2018
A sound and efficient erection.
Crime › Re: Woman To Receive Flogging With Koboko For Giving False Information by imitateMe(m): 4:12pm On Mar 02, 2018
Women and carelessness
Crime › Re: Man Cuts His Girlfriend’s Two Hands For Flirting With A Guy (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 10:03am On Mar 02, 2018
Short sleeve
Romance › Re: There Is No Devil Anywhere, Women Are The Devils In Beautiful Skins by imitateMe(m): 3:37pm On Mar 01, 2018
Lionessza:
See what I was talking about?. Look at what you made me do now......

Romance › Re: There Is No Devil Anywhere, Women Are The Devils In Beautiful Skins by imitateMe(m): 3:36pm On Mar 01, 2018
Lionessza:
See what I was talking about?. Look at what you made me do now......
Romance › Re: How My Mother Turned Me Into The Callous Bitch That I Am Today by imitateMe(m): 2:48pm On Mar 01, 2018
XhosaNostra:
She'll understand it when she's less immature, with a few bad relationship experiences of her own. She can't expect her mother to give up on her own wellbeing & sanity for her kids. She's a human too. She can remain in a bad relationship when it's her turn, if she's so self-sacrificial.

Romance › Re: There Is No Devil Anywhere, Women Are The Devils In Beautiful Skins by imitateMe(m): 2:45pm On Mar 01, 2018
Lionessza:
When you dig deep and deeper, looking for the devil. You will eventually meet with it and you will have no one else to blame but yourself cheesy. You go out looking for trouble and you expect to find what exactly? Lol. The devil lives inside of all of us , it just takes the right person to bring her or him out .

Romance › Re: Viral Photo Of Lady With Massive Backside Posing Seductively In A Car Seat (pic by imitateMe(m): 2:41pm On Mar 01, 2018
MhizAJ:
What's the meaning of this nonsense That's how they will be making men feel we have nothing to offer

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong In Doing This???? by imitateMe(m): 2:38pm On Mar 01, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Because it's disrespectful. How would you feel if your woman was checking out another guy?

Crime › Re: Man Who Took His Wife To Swear An Oath Over Sex Brutalizes And Batters Her. PICS by imitateMe(m): 9:57am On Mar 01, 2018
Evablizin:
God i reject this type of husband,with all my heart,with all my soul ,with all my strength and with everything within and without me,he will never cross my part,if he is going to sambisa forest i will be going to Finland .AMEN.
And if he goes to Finland, you will be in sambisa forest. Amen!
Food › Re: A Nairalander Buys A Big Puff Adder Along Akure-Ekiti Road, Butchers & Cooks It by imitateMe(m): 8:40pm On Feb 28, 2018
Coitus:
Nyama! He I even cooking the tail end
hello baby. I love ur tail
Culture › Re: The Message A Man Received From A Nigerian And An Argentinian Lady Over Culture by imitateMe(m): 4:45pm On Feb 28, 2018
babasolution:
nnigerians are stupid,insultive and wicked,how then can we progress
Don't worry, go to Spain and put on ur barca jersey. let's see if you they won't heap a bag of insults on you head.
Romance › Re: Nairaland She Raped Me!!! by imitateMe(m): 8:58pm On Feb 27, 2018
How did a girl manage to tie you to the bed? You dey fall my hand o. If such a thing ever happens to me, I'll not get an erection. Case closed.
Romance › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Being Gay Because He Respected Her ‘NO’ by imitateMe(m): 2:30am On Feb 27, 2018
Tallesty1:
Who are you?

We are women.

What do you want?

We don't know.

When do you want it?


Now! Now!! Now!!!
grin
Tallesty1:
Who are you?

We are women.

What do you want?

We don't know.

When do you want it?


Now! Now!! Now!!!
Romance › Re: Choose Your Weapon by imitateMe(m): 2:24am On Feb 27, 2018
October my month.
Romance › Re: Twitter User: Why Men Shouldn’t Marry Women Over 30 ( Do You Agree? ) Photos by imitateMe(m): 2:22am On Feb 27, 2018
grin
Jodha:
Mtsheww....

All I have to say is that...to that mod wey ban me..hope yhu don make am for life?...

Hope banning me don solve yhur life's problem...
grin
Jodha:
Mtsheww....

All I have to say is that...to that mod wey ban me..hope yhu don make am for life?...

Hope banning me don solve yhur life's problem...

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