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Education / Re: Meet Victor Ayooluwa Babalola: University Of Uyo Best Graduating Student by imitateMe(m): 2:28pm On Dec 10, 2019
mamajj17:


"AM HAPPY" dear
"I'm happy" sweety. wink

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Celebrities / Re: “I Am Missing Nigeria” – Cardi B, After Leaving The Country by imitateMe(m): 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2019
Starlight10:
She wrote 'Missing Nigeria' and not I Am Missing Nigeria.
That's how you deceive ur bfs...by telling them "love you" instead of " I love you"
Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by imitateMe(m): 7:39pm On Dec 09, 2019
Rajman45:

Does it make her not to be a wife material? Hausas ladies do it a lot...... Even wearing chains on their legs
Are you an Hausa lady? grin
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Mocks Hajia4real After Cardi B 'stood Her Up' by imitateMe(m): 11:56am On Dec 09, 2019
OoniOfIfe:
I smell jealousy.
Women always jealous of themselves.
Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by imitateMe(m): 9:16am On Dec 09, 2019
Rajman45:
How does having multiple earrings and nose whatever affect a girl good characters and upbringing.
Go to India and see it done everywhere.... No big deal on it.
That's India. This is Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by imitateMe(m): 9:13am On Dec 09, 2019
vikkimimi:
piercings does not mean a girl is loose or an OLOSHO as you call it, it's all about taste and fashion, and other times out of curiosity....same way most guys love to have tattoos, but tattoos seem costlier than having multiple piercings [s]that's why most guys haven't gone for it.[/s]

A girl can have multiple piercings and still be more ethical than a girl without one.
Don't say what you don't know. It is irritating.

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by imitateMe(m): 11:44am On Dec 08, 2019
invigilator:
A whole Cardi B was spraying NGN200 notes on strippers yesterday at Silverfox, Lagos and some of you here will want to over do with the small money you don't even have.
Women are naturally stingy
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua’s Punch Cut Andy Ruiz In Left Eye In Rematch (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:39am On Dec 08, 2019
NFarms:


What is the meaning of Oko mi?
My joystick
Celebrities / Re: Davido Pressing Chioma’s Breast On A Flight To Barbados by imitateMe(m): 6:17pm On Dec 07, 2019
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
OBO should leave that bobby for now, at least for the next six months

In the interim, they are Ifeanyi's property- to suck and grab on

Plus a nursing mother's boobs are always engorged and sore, she won't enjoy the pressing. The sensation wont be sweet, it would be painful

See her face sef, you can tell she's not enjoying it grin
Talking from experience.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2: Time, Venue, Records, Everything You Should Know by imitateMe(m): 2:30pm On Dec 07, 2019
salford1:
Fight day.
Ruiz became almost 7kg heavier while AJ lost weight back to his 2014 days.
Seems one person was training while the other was chopping burritos.
Burritos and tamale
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2: Time, Venue, Records, Everything You Should Know by imitateMe(m): 2:29pm On Dec 07, 2019
ddippset:
33 wins 1 loss
32 wins by KO.
shocked shocked

This Andy Ruiz guy is so good for a "smaller" boxer that he is!
22 wins by KO
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2: Time, Venue, Records, Everything You Should Know by imitateMe(m): 2:28pm On Dec 07, 2019
nairalee:
So while AJ was shedding weight Ruiz was gaining even more weight? Maybe this Ruiz knows what he's doing o. Maybe he's gathering weight into his punches
Yes, the heavier you are, the heavier ur punches.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Raping A Little Girl Inside A Bus In Aba, Abia State, Nigeria (photos by imitateMe(m): 10:10am On Dec 06, 2019
lonelydora:
I still don't understand what these rapists enjoy in underaged girls.


Why am i not seeing blood all over his body? So Aba residents are now this merciful?
You're wicked

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Crime / Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 7:53pm On Dec 03, 2019
When a woman tries to kill you, avoid her for good; don't try to form gentle man. If you must stab her, do it!!!
After taking the knife from her, he was stabbed while sleeping! Just imagine the monster of a woman?
I keep saying that women have fish brain. If a man wants to deal with a woman, he does it without killing her, no matter the injuries she sustains, but women are just too unintelligent and overemotional to know when to draw the lines. Kirikiri awaits her.
Crime / Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 7:49pm On Dec 03, 2019
When a woman tries to kill you, avoid her for good; don't try to form gentle man. If you must stab her, do it!!!
After taking the knife from her, he was stabbed while sleeping! Just imagine the monster of a woman?
I keep saying that women have fish brain. If a man wants to deal with a woman, he does it without killing her, no matter the injuries she sustains, but women are just too unintelligent to know when to draw the lines. Kirikiri awaits her.

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Crime / Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 7:46pm On Dec 03, 2019
softwerk:
angry

Though I'm still trying to fully understand the version of English Language used by the reporter, I think this calls for sober reflection!

Where did we loose lose our humanity asa people women?

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Crime / Re: Lady Disfigures Her Friend's Face Over N950 (graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 1:19pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Poverty ntorr!!

There is more to this sha. The friend is obviously violent, 950 or not, she would harm the next person when triggered.
Nigerian women are stingy.

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Crime / Re: Lady Disfigures Her Friend's Face Over N950 (graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 1:18pm On Dec 03, 2019
aro1:
Am not a tribal bigot; but why are igbo women so aggresive and wicked?
I have really observe this about them,they are mostly brutal..
Yoruba women are more wicked
Romance / Re: My Wonderful Relationship Is About To Suffocate by imitateMe(m): 11:43am On Dec 03, 2019
Birdeyeview:
OP
i understand how you feel but i must tell you i'm also perplexed as you are...
waiting for advice or suggestions from well meaning NL so i can learn as well..
How can you understand how he feels? Are you a man?

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by imitateMe(m): 10:09am On Dec 03, 2019
Harlequeen:
Yes i am. I am feminine, soft, good company, intelligent, just starting out my career, well read and so much more. The man who i end up with will be truly blessed.
Continue deceiving yourself there. If you're not beautiful, you'd have a really hard time getting the right man. Men don't fancy women who THINK they are intelligent.
In my opinion, all women are dumb. Only a very good chess player knows this. Women only replicate information, they don't create new ideas. Weak creatures.

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Religion / Re: Lady Twerks In Church During Tithe And Offering by imitateMe(m): 2:46pm On Dec 02, 2019
mzBEAM:
When the spirit of konji enter your soul in the presence of the most HIGH.


This one small compared to wetin dey sup for white garment church.
What has konji got to do with twerking
Education / Re: Anita: 'I Was Raped By Emeka Gabriel Oboh Aka Obojingo In UNIZIK' by imitateMe(m): 11:11am On Dec 02, 2019
kindredspirit:


How do you know that she created the chats herself using different accounts ? Is there any proof that she did so ? Can you point them out to the "fish brains" instead of abusing them ?

kindly show just one proof that she created those chats herself, please.
And how are you sure she didn't create those chats? I can do likewise and tarnish ur image.
Education / Re: Anita: 'I Was Raped By Emeka Gabriel Oboh Aka Obojingo In UNIZIK' by imitateMe(m): 11:07am On Dec 02, 2019
safarigirl:
if there was a heavy downpour, I would most likely not be going anywhere

People are different, some people have health conditions that prevent them from entering the rain, just because Emeka can enter rain and come back (because he had nefarious plans) does not mean she could do same.

Some of you have incredibly poor reasoning and it is disgraceful
Shut up there!! Did she tell you how she got his number? Did she tell you how she got to know his house? Did she tell you why she just decided to sleep over and spend the night with a full grown man? Did she tell you what prompted her to sleep on his bed while he slept on the FLOOR?
Use you big head before concluding.
She even created multiple accounts just to tarnish his image, and morons like you just believe? Fish brain!!!!!
Education / Re: Anita: 'I Was Raped By Emeka Gabriel Oboh Aka Obojingo In UNIZIK' by imitateMe(m): 11:03am On Dec 02, 2019
Graxie:
May your daughter find herself in such situation where she can manipulate and blackmail men. May your daughters never be heard when such blackmailing start,
those who liked your post and you, may you be at a place where no one will believe your story until you are gone.
Shut up there!! Did she tell you how she got his number? Did she tell you how she got to know his house? Did she tell you why she just decided to sleep over and spend the night with a full grown man? Did she tell you what prompted her to sleep on his bed while he slept on the FLOOR?
Use you big head before concluding.
She even created multiple accounts just to tarnish his image, and morons like you just believe? Fish brain!!!!!

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Education / Re: Anita: 'I Was Raped By Emeka Gabriel Oboh Aka Obojingo In UNIZIK' by imitateMe(m): 10:57am On Dec 02, 2019
TooNoisy:
This is surely a police case and someone has to go to jail for this. Witnesses have come out to support the story, so the accused should be immediately arrested. The case should go to court and someone needs to go to jail.

If he is found guilty, then he should be in jail for a very long time and if this happens to be a hoax, she should be in jail for a while.
Witnesses from the accuser. She created those chats by herself using different accounts and posted. Make una dey use una head na. Don't think like a fish brain
Education / Re: Anita: 'I Was Raped By Emeka Gabriel Oboh Aka Obojingo In UNIZIK' by imitateMe(m): 10:55am On Dec 02, 2019
Flexherbal:
We are in for a very long week !

How I wish things like this, do not happen...!




It means there are so many witnesses to this.

Waiting for the
guy to say his own side of the story.


SAY NO TO RAPE!
Witnesses from the victim? She created whats app and twitter conversations with differwnt numbers just to tarnish his image. Use ur head.

I wonder why some girls would visit a male friend and decide to spend the night. Silly morons

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Romance / Re: Ladies Reveal Why They Are Still Virgins Or Practicing Celibacy by imitateMe(m): 4:52pm On Nov 27, 2019
rightchic:
Reasons weak me, you are not virgins but u know so much more than the non virgins sef.
Can't you see that those confessions were written by the same person?
Romance / Re: Ladies Reveal Why They Are Still Virgins Or Practicing Celibacy by imitateMe(m): 4:50pm On Nov 27, 2019
Na the same person dey write am.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by imitateMe(m): 11:42am On Nov 25, 2019
alphaNomega:
Women are naturally stingy unless it comes to giving their children. There are some generous ones though and if you happen to have one of such please cherish her.
You're right. Women are naturally stingy. That's why I don't feel comfortable receiving things from women..cos I know it's not from their heart.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by imitateMe(m): 11:39am On Nov 25, 2019
Idrisenagi:


She just doesn't care, how can a woman be this selfish for God sake
That's how most of them are. We need to start reorientating our women ASAP

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