Politics › Re: 8 Nigerians Trafficking Drugs From MFM Church In Cambodia’s Trial Ends(Photo) by imitateMe(m): 3:29am On Aug 11, 2016 |
ObikeNkem: The Cambodia are jealous of us because we are industrious
We own all the mansions in Cambodia
Na we develop Cambodia
Cambodia is no mans land Keep on building mansions in another man's land while ur states are still in misery. |
Family › Re: Update On Woman Who Slapped Her Husband At LUTH by imitateMe(m): 12:58pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
JustHere2Observ: Oloshi, if wife has nudes of other men or sends to another, she gets sent out. She finds nudes of other women on Hubby's phone, she gets sent out still. Either way she looses. That's why you shouldn't depend on a man. Work hard, make your money, and no man will take you for a ride. |
Pets › Re: After A Year And 2months by imitateMe(m): 10:47am On Aug 08, 2016 |
See as d local dog dey hail am |
Pets › Re: Dog Chronicles by imitateMe(m): 7:46pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
drgbaks: #dogchronicles #day7
I met Cooper- an adult Lhasa Apso during my service year. I remember that the first thing my pastor said when he learnt that I was a veterinarian was "I have a dog and I will like for you to come check him out". To which I replied, "No problem sir".
So on the appointed day, I arrived at my pastor's house and was greeted by this bundle of joy called Cooper. Quick and agile, that Cooper. I quickly scooped him up and cuddled him. While trying to play with him I raised my hand to pat his head and he snarled suddenly. Quickly I retrieved my hand but it was too late. Cooper was angry. He jumped off my legs and continued snarling wanting to bite me. Just like that. His mood had changed. I had never seen such a thing before. From cuddly furry to angry furry in a moment. Amazing! The maid (his major caretaker) tried and succeded in calming him down. Thank God. Though he ran and stayed under the car till I left.
The next time I paid Cooper a visit was to groom him. He was his usual bubbly, kissing self, trying to lick my lips and chin. While grooming, I inadvertently raised my hand over his head and zap, he almost bit off my fingers. Thankfully, I was fast and quickly calmed him down. I realized then that he had a thing with his head very similar to some Nigerians. His head was a no-go area and I learnt to avoid it like the plague.
I also learnt during this visit that Cooper was a one-dog; one-food kind of dog. What do i mean? For the first time in my life, I saw someone throw a piece of meat at a healthy dog and the dog didn't even sniff it let alone eat it. Wow! Interesting, I thought. That's when his handler informed me that he only ever eats Golden Morn. How so? They had tried all other kinds of dog food to no avail. So they stopped and stuck to the Golden Morn he obviously always enjoyed.
Although I never saw Cooper again after my service year, sometimes I wonder why he was so averse to head patting. I could only conclude that he must have had a bad experience. The dog looks like Golden Morn. |
Pets › Re: Neapolitan Mastiff Puppies by imitateMe(m): 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
How much is it? |
Pets › Re: 16 biggest Dogs in the world by imitateMe(m): 10:12am On Aug 04, 2016 |
|
Pets › Re: Quality Import Ready Female Caucasian Ready For New Home by imitateMe(m): 10:07am On Aug 04, 2016 |
I love this dog. |
Crime › Re: Two Criminals Burnt By FUTO Students In Owerri [see Photos] by imitateMe(m): 2:29pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Nigerians seem to have this form of illiteracy that even education can't away. SMH  |
Crime › Re: Godwin Onwuneme Udu Arrested For Bank Fraud In Ghana by imitateMe(m): 8:18pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
kellsblingsz: I just love smart people but dis one is smartness gone wrong... What's smart in that? Well.....hunger makes one smart  |
Education › Re: Top 100 Universities In Subsaharan Africa: 26 Nigerian Universities Make List by imitateMe(m): 6:23pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Too bad. Sub Saharan Africa?? |
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Am The Most Popular Female Artiste In Africa by imitateMe(m): 9:01am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Asa is more popular jare |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is 90K Small For A Msc Graduate? by imitateMe(m): 3:59pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
shamecurls: Hello son,
If you have a low worth doesn't mean everybody has. We cant be equal
#MyTake #MyOpinion And you think 'MSc' is an achievement in this country? I know MSc holders who earn 24k monthly as teachers. |
Romance › Re: How A Mature Man Couldn't Control His Urge Even In BRT Standing Queue by imitateMe(m): 2:00pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
How did you see the wet patches if you were at his back? |
|
Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by imitateMe(m): 2:07pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
Make-up on ladies scares me.  |
|
Crime › Re: Policemen Sleep With Us Without Condoms - Nigerian Prostitutes Cry Out by imitateMe(m): 6:04pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Both parties aren't serious yet. All sex workers are corrupt, but not all policemen are corrupt. |
Pets › Re: How Do I Treat Maggots On My Dog by imitateMe(m): 4:53pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Apply dettol. I guess the maggots are in its paws....dettol would do the magic. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Want To Kiss My Lips? by imitateMe(m): 10:54am On Jun 11, 2016 |
really cool lips |