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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton by Impeller(m): 3:21am On Oct 31, 2018
simplebb:



Please did u get this posted screenshot after d initial application, If yes, you are safe, if No, you can try it again by using another mail address and complete d application by using Chrome or Gmail in Desktop mode or a Laptop to ensure to a seamless process.

Please, I've successfully created my profile. How do I proceed to submit for I'm yet to?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton by Impeller(m): 3:12am On Oct 31, 2018
Jacknn:
Yes i got the message after applying for the job...thanks for bn elaborate..
After creating my profile. I simply can't proceed to submit my application. Help me
Career / Re: "The Intimidation Is Too Much" - Policewoman Laments After This Happened by Impeller(m): 12:05am On Jan 13, 2018
[quote author=countryfive post=64129660] I really don't think it's OK for security agents like the police , sss , NDA etc to own or operate a personal Facebook account
because of the nature of their job. The question is: who trained them? They are so tactically deficient
Sports / Re: Wilson Oruma All Smiles In New Pictures Shared By His Brother by Impeller(m): 11:49pm On Jan 12, 2018
During AFCON 2006, I realized that his ball play was similar to that of Jay-Jay. I wish you a speedy recovery Champ.
Education / Re: ADVICE: I've Gotten 2 Admissions, Which One Should I Choose? by Impeller(m): 5:19pm On Dec 15, 2017
Nigerian doctors are relocating abroad based poor pay and ill equipped government hospitals. It will be heartbreaking to realize this after wasting so many years in medical school. At some point, you'll start your residency in order to become a consultant... Did you come into this world to read books alone?
As a Pharmacist, you can go into community pharmacy if you don't want to work in the hospital. Your license is worth hundreds of thousands. You'll have time to fall in love, start a family and live like every normal person. On 25/12/2017 there are going to be some doctors on duty in the hospitals. How much money do they really have?
I'm happy to be an engineer.

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Crime / Re: Notorious Armed Robber With Charm Killed By SARS After Gun Battle. Graphic Pics by Impeller(m): 8:41am On Dec 10, 2017
MrBen10:
Sars Killed a notorious cultist and serial arm robber??
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Which armrobber goes around with an AK47 riffle alone on a bright daylight??
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BTW, I noticed 3 different guns. picture 1 and 3 are the same. Picture 2 looks like a different gun without a magazine(s) while picture 4 uses masking tape (paper tape) to hold the magazines together which is different from picture 1 and 3 that uses black insulation tape.
Something looks fishy.
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This is another innocent man under the mercy of SARS.
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SARS has been killing innocent Nigerians who couldn't meet up to their demands since ages.
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Sometime last two month, one told me he will fire me and nothing will happen and his colleagues where saying they know how to write a report on my behalf, and i was just jokingly calling him bro just to cool his temper and they later extorted 3k from me after much argument, my crime was that i had an Army Sticker on my bike and it was given to me by my elder bro who is in Maiduguri now, his number was off on that incident

SARS has been killing innocent Nigerians and tag them armrobbers, how can a lone arm robber engaged SARS on a shootout, who was there withness and where did it happened
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Dude, the crime is scene was arranged by amateurs unknown to them that you've seen the entire season of CSI, NCIS, Law & Order-SUV, 24, Sherlock Holmes, SWAT and so much more. Who trained our officers?

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Romance / Re: “I Found Out My He Has Slept With 3 Of My Bridesmaids Few Days To Our Wedding” by Impeller(m): 8:02am On Dec 04, 2017
cruchenutii:
There is nothing shocking about this story Joro.

Because you are reflection of your friends who are all gold diggers that didn't mind as long as he gives them enough cash.

Both the bride & 3 ladies on bridal train are the same.

please go ahead & marry him. That's who you deserve.
I owe you a crate of your favorite drink.
Crime / Re: Joseph Omaghomi AKA Jesse Green Wanted By US Authorities. Cash Reward Offered by Impeller(m): 10:17pm On Nov 17, 2017
[quote author=bigtt76 post=62450847]Original agbaya be this naaaaaa ;I like how it sounds. Agbaya. what could it mean? hahahaha

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Romance / Re: British Mum Dumps Hubby & 9 Children For African Man She Met On Facebook by Impeller(m): 6:06pm On Nov 13, 2017
pocohantas:


'Temptation' wasn't just a case of low resistance for adultery or social media addiction. It was a case of a bored wife, who needed her husband to do things differently, she was bored with the monotony of their life styles. She tried to make her husband get the message, but he was too stuck in his old ways.

Men should spice up their marriages.
Women should communicate better the change they want.
I made mentioned of the movie because I learned one or two things from it which is centered around deceit, mind games, trigonometry and emotional blackmail. A girl has actually quarrelled with her man after l knelt down to tie her shoe laces as if I adore her so much by so doing. Issues confusing women is simply the difficulty in choosing between the man with the money or the man with the big cock or a blend of both.
Romance / Re: British Mum Dumps Hubby & 9 Children For African Man She Met On Facebook by Impeller(m): 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2017
Tyler Perry's movie: 'Temptation' is very much practicable because these days, married women have very low resistance to adultery. Men should trust their wives but verify..
Personally, any married woman who is still so glued to social media is a suspect.

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Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by Impeller(m): 8:38am On May 13, 2017
Diamondville:
Ipod illiterate
I'm too handsome, too awesome to trade words with you because as common as beauty is, you lack it in totality.

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Family / Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by Impeller(m): 5:17am On May 03, 2017
kimbra:
Only men with flawed values cheat on their wives. I know for sure that there are men that no matter what the lady looks like or how enticing the free sex offer is they'd never cheat on their wives 'cause is usually some minutes pleasure which is likely to ruin your matrimonial home. Weak men cheat, real men don't.

"Cheating is in our DNA". Is an excuse weak men use to feel it's ok to cheat.
As a young man I have realised that so many men underestimate their wives. Sugar mummies are way too numerous than Sugar daddies. Are these not mostly married women?
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by Impeller(m): 10:09am On Apr 24, 2017
Toks2008:

That is not true...but I Don dash you a like
Wehdone sir!
Romance / Re: When She Says "I'm Taken" by Impeller(m): 11:27pm On Apr 23, 2017
No matter how handsome a guy is, he can never get likes for his profile picture on nairaland.

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss' Brother Blasts AY For Making A Joke About His Sister by Impeller(m): 5:21pm On Apr 17, 2017
What is this potato head meaning?
Karma is trending these days. mtchheeeeww! why do y'all so much believe in karma and disbelief in reincarnation?

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Performs At AY Live: Fans Blast Him by Impeller(m): 1:26pm On Apr 17, 2017
Nairaland Mods, can you please explain to us why no handsome guy has ever had likes for his profile picture? Once, a lecherous, lewd, sultry, voluptuous vixen uploads a picture, old likes to the left and new likes to the right. My observation so far.

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Romance / Re: 21 Modern Dating Etiquettes For Guys by Impeller(m): 1:04pm On Apr 17, 2017
pocohantas:
*I know some of you will come here to say money is all that matters but pls, don't, I repeat...don't ever use money to get a woman. It's a weak way out, she'll chop your money and go. She might stick to you as her pension manager while getting sweet love from someone else. Your money would be used to cover their overhead costs.

*When you find a good woman, keep her. Don't go sleeping around. Vaginas are the same, maybe a lil difference in the diameter or what you feel for the owner.

*Once in a while, resist the urge to bring out prick. Pretend like you're not in the mood that day. It boosts your self-control and desirability ratings.

*That you took a girl on a date or gave her cash/gift doesn't mean she must follow you to your house and allow you bend her like straw on your bed, while you administer prick with tangential expertise. If you want women that will give you sex for the money, go to Allen.

*If a woman turns your proposal down, be mature enough to take it.
Don't go slutshaming her or all those silly things some of you do!

*If for any reason you stop being interested in your girl, let her go. Don't play her along while increasing her vagina mileage.

For those end time boys, that will know their friend is cheating on his babe but be calling her "our wife"...amadioha will visit you.
I love you. If only you are single and available
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Akwa Ibom Welcomes Kemen (Photos) by Impeller(m): 5:51am On Mar 26, 2017
jimi4us:
red carpet for a rapist? ok uyo people are well known for perverts
Shut up your mouth! Have you been to Benin before?
Sports / Re: Nigerians Blast DSTV For Not Showing Nigeria Vs Senegal Friendly Match by Impeller(m): 2:28pm On Mar 24, 2017
SirWere:
DSTV can be uselessly useless at times..




Sometimes some people say some nonsense that make you just want to enter cyber-space and slap sense into their skulls. undecided

Anyone with a semi-decent antenna can receive NTA loud and clear but you have to pay 15k to get super-sport.


If you had an iota of common sense, you'll realize one expects coverage of such an international match from a side you pay cash for rather than a free government owned media.






Honestly; if intelligence was food, you'd fuckin starveangryangryundecided
Thank you for finishing this Vizkiz guy for me
Sports / Re: Top Ten Foreign Players In NPFL by Impeller(m): 10:12am On Mar 20, 2017
cheapgoal:
1. Medrano Tamen (Cameroonian) - Midfielder (Ifeanyi Ubah FC)

Josue Tamen Medrano Ngathie isn't a novice in the NPFL as he formerly played for Sunshine Stars FC. of Akure between 2010 and 2015.

Later in 2015, he signed for FC Ifeanyi Ubah where he currently plays. He scored the only goal in the team's 1-0 win over Al-Masry of Egypt at the FCIU stadium in Anambra in the Caf confederations cup this year before missing a penalty in the shootout in the return leg in Egypt as the Anambra warriors crashed out on penalties.
MMedrano is such a talent right from Sunshine stars. He should be a regular in his national team
Source : http://cheapgoals.com/top-ten-foreign-players-in-npfl
Career / Re: Share Your Experience With Female Bosses. by Impeller(m): 11:55am On Mar 19, 2017
For me, I won't pray to have any female boss again. First one: was so nice but made sexual advances- I resisted and got a mixture of respect and hatred. Second one: nags over everything and abuses anybody at will. Third one: Made same advances like the first one. I accepted, enjoyed every package to the fullest. I was eventually hated and lost my pride as well.... The truth!

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Family / Re: Is My Wife Cheating On Me?? by Impeller(m): 9:31pm On Mar 18, 2017
Cutehector:
Your wife doesn't have regard for you..

First she is cheating on u which is obvious and second , she lied to your face... How can a boss call all the female staff my baby . what sort of childish lie is that.. Pls you have to take this matter up seriously cuz d way u acting soft is dangerous..

Pls show some attitude..
Bro, that line some women use 'men are cheated' has so distracted most men that the can't detect foul play in the marriages . Too bad!
Celebrities / Re: Ramsey Noah And Desmond Elliot At AMVCA 2017 by Impeller(m): 1:46pm On Mar 06, 2017
Ighoga898:

It's bcoz of Ramsey's bald head.
And it never occured to Ramsey that he should go on skin cut with or without the beards?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "My Husband Was A Cheat And I Was His Punching Bag" by Impeller(m): 7:54pm On Feb 24, 2017
In Don Jazzy's voice: What about Madam Titus?
D'Prince: That one the spread virus...Follow olosho spend your money on top of ooommmmhmmm

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "My Husband Was A Cheat And I Was His Punching Bag" by Impeller(m): 7:54pm On Feb 24, 2017
In Don Jazzy's voice: What about Madam Titus?
D'Prince: That one the spread..Follow olosho spend your money on top of ooommmmhmmm

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Tonto Dikeh For Claiming Her Husband Gave Her STDs; Tonto Replies by Impeller(m): 2:37pm On Feb 24, 2017
Seem like D'Prince was right. Verse2: What about Madam Titus? That one the spread virus, e dey beef fyn gals,....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Impeller(m): 1:13pm On Feb 21, 2017
Emaimo:

Are u a Uniuyo product?
Yes bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Impeller(m): 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2017
mayoor15:
True but some things are quite important, working for someone has a way of helping you when you start your own business, the experience can't be bought with money, two, the funds to start a thriving business is not readily available in our part of the world and besides, now isn't a favourable the to do business in this country, why not get a job save funds and start your business once the country gets out of recession and the dollar price has been stabilised.
Nice
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Impeller(m): 8:46am On Feb 21, 2017
mayoor15:
Were you basing all your hope on DPR before?
There's nothing as good as setting up your own business especially when you've identified the market. Engr. Obotowo trained me to become an awesome engineer.. Who trained you for I'm done applying for jobs(scams)?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Impeller(m): 2:22am On Feb 21, 2017
DPR deceived us all. Should there be a test it's a formality.
NYSC / Re: Ministry Of Women Affairs In Edo Is On Corper OluwaMayowa's Case by Impeller(m): 1:17pm On Feb 17, 2017
I served in Edo where the likes of Tboss, Ese of BBN are in abundant that you hardly have time for your fellow female corps member. Why mess with teenage girls? Edo state have prominent people who can frustrate that guy physically, financially, spiritually and otherwise. Go, serve and comeback alive: is it too difficult for someone?

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NYSC / Re: Nigerians React To Corper Gbadamosi Mayowa Post About Sleeping With His Students by Impeller(m): 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2017
Do not mess in EDO state. You may not be as lucky as others.

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