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EducationRe: Solve This 3 Minutes Math Without Using Calculator by Impersonator2: 7:08pm On Mar 07, 2023
you no get work, mr mathematics keep calculating invisible nos, instead of you to hustle hard and start calculating your money.
Nairaland GeneralHow To Get To Ikorodu From Lekki (can I Pass Thru Epe) by Impersonator2(op): 6:56pm On Mar 06, 2023
i want to know if i can get to ikorodu from lekki, please can i follow Lekki epe expressway to epe, then from epe to ikorodu,
Thanks for your advice
CelebritiesRe: KWAM1 Snubbed His Wife Who Wanted To Kiss Him At His Birthday Party by Impersonator2: 11:25am On Mar 06, 2023
hahaha haha hahaha
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 9:27pm On Mar 05, 2023
Geovanni412:
I just mailed you
nairaland mailing has problem. Twitter is @fuckyorfather
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 9:23pm On Mar 05, 2023
Omowoolata:
Masturbation is worse than watching porn though both are bad habits.

11 days clean of not masturbating.
I just want my normal erection back like when I was 16 . Masturbation is destructive!!
Yes, it begins with watching porn. Watching porn leads to masturbation, but if you can cut porn and the related stuffs completely you can stop masturbation.

You are on the right track, since you've stopped masturbation with time your mind will be okay and physically your erection will normal.
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 6:43pm On Mar 05, 2023
Berrityga:
Porn help me improve my sex life, I learnt a lot of new moves, how to please a lady better and how to last longer. Forget all this frustrated animas saying otherwise. To add icing on this cake do you know each video you post on pornhub or xvdeos you can cash out from 3-5k dollars. Thats why most Nigerian girls and guys are into it.
you cannot learn how to make love in porn, instead you use romantic movies or illustrative therapeutic videos specifically made for that purpose, you may think you have learnt and doing the right thing but trust me you are on the wrong track.
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Scores As Barcelona Beats Villarreal 5-0. by Impersonator2: 6:36pm On Mar 05, 2023
ilwill:
Purebred Male South African Mastiff puppies available
Age: 10 weeks
Price: #140,000

Contact for more details
Stop this, you will be reported for spamming
Music/RadioRe: Brymo:- Strippers + White Lines *' Lyrics '* by Impersonator2: 5:01pm On Mar 05, 2023
are you really a mod
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 4:58pm On Mar 05, 2023
Geovanni412:
Porn is good at killing a healthy sex life
Don't be a victim
The reason to shun Naija girls is because of risk of STDS and not porn.
If you are ready to stop, DM me. I will help you quit in 14 days.
exactly, bro
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 4:53pm On Mar 05, 2023
Geovanni412:
Are you on Twitter? I for like make we yan more...I like your message.
Just send me mail
EducationRe: My G.P In School Is Very Low by Impersonator2: 4:31pm On Mar 05, 2023
So you don't know any lecturer you can meet for settlement?

your type book is not for you, secondary school is different from bala blu, if you like read from now till tomorrow.
EducationRe: My G.P In School Is Very Low by Impersonator2: 4:24pm On Mar 05, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
At least you are schooling, some miserable tout like Playmaker14 who inherited madness from his parents do not have such opportunity.
That's true
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 4:09pm On Mar 05, 2023
livenija:
speak for ur self, u know how many 2k 2k hair shoprite money u will save? Wen u get married u will reduce it until then keep watching poen n masturbate gentle cause nija girls are only for sexx n went money
if you reject girls and accept watching porn its penny wise pound foolish, wasted effort. like substituting one evil for another. Stop it
RomanceRe: My Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 4:04pm On Mar 05, 2023
faceLAGOS:
Porn has really saved me from lots of these toxic Nigerian girls.

Now I see them as thrash.

Thanks to porn.
Trust me bro, porn is very dangerous. kukuma shun porn too as you shun girls - no gain
CrimeRe: India-bound Businessman Arrested With 9.40kg Heroin At Lagos Airport by Impersonator2: 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2023
ilwill:
Purebred Male South African Mastiff puppies available
Age: 10 weeks
Price: #140,000

Contact for more details
dog for 140k, na land?
PoliticsRe: 2023: How Igbos Took Over Lagos Using Seduction by Impersonator2: 2:27pm On Mar 05, 2023
your brain its upside down
PoliticsRe: Bola Ahmed Tinubu - From Drug Lord To President by Impersonator2: 2:26pm On Mar 05, 2023
Criminal in aso rock
RomanceMy Advice To My Brothers Watching Porn by Impersonator2(op): 2:19pm On Mar 05, 2023
There's no gain in watching porn, i was once like you.
stopped before and continue again until i began to noticed its implications in my life.

Like i said before there's absolutely no gain in watching porn and masturbating, it makes you feel good at the moment but what about after you finished watching it, what about that? if you look at the effects of porn on your brain and life both consciously and unconsciously you know that the little excitement is not worth the aftermath at all!

now before i proceed, i would like to caution anyone encouraging it as a means of excitement/enjoyment or self servicing should desist from it. IF YOU ARE ENCOURAGING ANY BROTHER TO self-service BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE GIRLFRIEND I AM WARNING YOU TO FURTHERMORE STOP DOING IT, NOW!

watching Porn is like any other work, you are training your brain to learn and master how to do it better, how to give you more dopamine, more pleasure, more satisfaction, more fun and expectations until you are beginning to have erection at the smallest sight of ass. it might even get to a stage you'll climb goat. congratulations

Because porn gives you instant gratification it affects your will power or self control.
meaning you cannot control yourself anymore, the only thing you are longing for is when you'll locate a nearby toilet/bathroom or bush to masturbate..
You no longer want delayed gratification, you want your pleasure now, people who are addicted to porn tend to have problems in other aspects of their life like over indulgence, inability to save, social life suffering, etc

it causes the brain to automatically seek sex and lust in every woman it sees, your neighbor your colleagues your boss or some random lady might be talking to you and you're staring at the boobs or their ass unintentionally, you don't wanna do it but your brain wants to, it wants more and more of that pleasure you taught him.

Finally, you might think porn will help you get the 2 minute pleasure but it will never help you, there's no gain in porn.
QUIT PORN NOW!!
if i can you can too.
CrimeRe: Why Are 98% Percent Of Nigerians Bad People (honest Observation) by Impersonator2(op): 8:05am On Mar 04, 2023
siofra:
Poverty, dear.
I'm not sure poverty is the only reason, there are some people who carryover their wickedness into when they have money, it's just different bank account, same person.
HealthRe: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by Impersonator2: 7:19pm On Mar 03, 2023
[quote author=adetola77 post=121440792][/quote]haba, mixing up orthodox with herbs, which kyn doctor are you
HealthRe: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by Impersonator2: 7:17pm On Mar 03, 2023
Geovanni412:
Chai..

Look for herbal remedy that has cloves as an ingredient

Start eating raw garlic and onions daily

Try these three things and tell us the outcome...see a herbal doctor as well for more details
he should start eating garlic and onion without any direction, you want to create a resistance for him ba
CrimeWhy Are 98% Percent Of Nigerians Bad People (honest Observation) by Impersonator2(op): 7:09pm On Mar 03, 2023
Of course there are good people, but very tiny
In the streets or ghetto it's even worse, in your neighborhood, people are just bad, am not talking about moderately bad o, every body is just looking for one way or the other to scam, to deceive and prove to you that they are the sharpest, wisest or smartest guy on Earth.

Even you, you that is reading this thing you are doing it, take for example:
honor an elderly person in public but humiliate or abuse a kid in your home.
Talk to your boss in the office with respect but treat your cleaner/security with rudeness and disregard.
Everyone is bad, nobody is considering what it's like to be the other person, maybe we do but we don't care much.
My own experience i used to be a phone repair technician in the local suburbs of obalende. (typical streets) my experience varies from trust issues to attempted set ups to lying and deceipt by "customers"
i saw humanity for what it truly is, it's unfortunate.









Tinubu won't have rigged this election if truly he claimed he wants to serve the people, neither will he used bullion vans to siphon our money
PoliticsJoy In Lagos As Supreme Court Ask Nigerians To Start Spending Old Naira Notes by Impersonator2(op): 5:38pm On Mar 03, 2023
Omo, i just heard it on the radio today, na to carry my old notes enter market be that before them reversed am
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Breaks Down In Tears During Press Conference by Impersonator2: 7:40pm On Mar 02, 2023
kk2027:
Obi actually won the election, lets be honest

He won SE and SS hands down, he won NC, he won Lagos with about 1million votes, he won Abuja, he won Plateau with about 1.8 million votes, he won in many areas of Bauchi and other northern states. Most of his northern votes were completely robbed.

If APC knew they have done so well, why didnt they allow a free and fair election so Nigerians can vote them

Remind me why the results were not transmitted electronically again

In the middle of bvas, we relapsed to the old way rigging grin

Tell emilokan to rule naija no be force

Tinubu that lost woefully in Osun or Lagos was miraculously winning in opponents strongholds, no be juju?
bros there's absolutely no need replying the bafoon, no need people like that silence kills them more than reply
Jobs/VacanciesJust Received My First Salary Today, What I Planned To Do With It by Impersonator2(op): 6:57pm On Mar 02, 2023
Well not really my first salary, currently i work in an audit firm in ikoyi, normally former work experience the salary was about hundred plus, now after a necessary career upgrade i did in other to earn more am back in business in my first job with net salary of three hundred plus.
I just got paid today, was initially paid on 28th but network issues am just seeing it today, no wahala.

Here is how i plan to flex it;

First, sub enough data for porn.

Next, a Big treat at blackbell restaurant step it down with action bitters.

And then, i have no plans of going home early today so i head straight to obalende to carry olosho.

I SWEAR THE HANGOVER TOMORROW GO MADTT!!!!
PoliticsRe: Election Is Done: My Advice To Fellow Obedients by Impersonator2(op): 4:15pm On Mar 02, 2023
stuffs2002:
Plenty, more intelligent, smarter, more matured, leadership qualities, slave owners to SE
i thought i was chatting with a correct human with complete sense. if i reply you again eh mek my e better for tilumbu
CrimeRe: How I Overcame 14yeaers If Porn Struggle - Abibo Berepele by Impersonator2: 2:03pm On Mar 02, 2023
you be mumu, Sir.
RomanceRe: Help Me!!! Scam On My Account This Morning by Impersonator2: 2:00pm On Mar 02, 2023
Cadek:
I don't pray for bad thing to happen, just know that nobody knows it all, and nobody is the wisest.

Mr. Millionaire, I don't mind if I eat out if your millions oooo
My brother am not the wisest o, neither am i the smartest, even mark Zuckerberg Facebook page dem dey hack am talkless of me, but i will do my very best to secure my assets and even if disaster happen i will still be proud i did my best..
Security is everyone's business.
RomanceRe: Help Me!!! Scam On My Account This Morning by Impersonator2: 1:13pm On Mar 02, 2023
Cadek:
Please mind what you say sometimes, it can a lifesaver or otherwise for some people.

Sometimes in life you're rich and sometimes you can be broke, either days money is money.

I know 21k to you might is a chicken change, and am ready to send my details so you can refund me.
OBO
let's not fool ourselves, i know you didn't go to the police station because if you did they will have to open case for you, which is not cheap, you by yourself will run when you hear the price.
baba just leave police out of the matter abegi, they don't attend to any dick and harry with a case of petty thievery.
let your story not be like Psquare who used 70k to collect 40k.
RomanceRe: Help Me!!! Scam On My Account This Morning by Impersonator2: 1:01pm On Mar 02, 2023
Slynation:
I want to believe nobody is using only one account in 2023, the idea thing to do is to always fund the required money you want to withdraw to the account of that particular ATM card, by so doing, you are safe in all ramifications...

As Cybercrime is increasing, your smartness needs to increase as well...
exactly my bro, the bulk of my millions is in UBA while i regularly credit my palmpay and access with 20k to spend from time to time, even if i want to make larger purchases i will first pay the money into my Empty access bank account then from there i will now pay the person.

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