Science/Technology › Re: Thread For Facts.... by Impulse80(m): 7:02pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Nobleval: Lol! But they are different guys. NO he is a vampire! They don't die like humans |
Science/Technology › Re: Thread For Facts.... by Impulse80(m): 2:51pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Nobleval: On December 5th 1660, a ship sank in the straights of Dover - the only survivor was noted to be Hugh Williams.
On 5th December 1767, another ship sank in the same waters - 127 lost their lives, the only survivor was noted to be Hugh Williams
On 8th August 1820, a picnic boat capsized on the Thames - there was one survivor - Hugh Williams. This guy is the cause of these accidents |
Family › Re: My Wife Over Spiritual Orientation Is Driving Me Nuts!!! by Impulse80(m): 7:22am On Jul 18, 2014 |
It's simple, WE KILL HER PASTOR! |
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Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by Impulse80(m): 8:39am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Registering my prescence |
Family › Re: Is It Ideal For A Mother-in-law To Move In With A Newly Married Couple?? by Impulse80(m): 6:01am On Jul 09, 2014 |
Why would she want to move in?  |
Health › Re: 7 Things You Must Know About Tetracycline by Impulse80(m): 5:57am On Jul 09, 2014 |
Please there is no cause for control, everything is under alarm. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Isreal Bombards Gaza. It Is Literally Raining Bombs. by Impulse80(m): 5:55am On Jul 09, 2014*. Modified: 8:47am On Jul 09, 2014 |
What a shame. Innocent children dying for something they know nothing about |
Culture › Re: Reliance On Divine Intervention: An Excuse For Laziness by Impulse80(m): 5:43am On Jul 09, 2014 |
That has always been our problem |
Sports › Re: Are The Ivorian Golden Generation Players Overated Or Unlucky? by Impulse80(m): 1:48pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
Comment |
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Phones › Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by Impulse80(m): 3:41pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
We are back! |
Technology Market › Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by Impulse80(m): 9:29pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I want to say a big thank you to Mikky. It's not everyday one sees a honest person, i made my transaction with this guy without stress. Item came just the same way i saw it on eBay, no hidden charges. Thanks man your type dey hard to see. Also many thanks to Alex, that guy na person. Now Enjoying my Galaxy nexus. Daniel. |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Please Which Good Android Phone Can I Get For 30-35k by Impulse80(m): 1:30pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Hayormeah: ow mch is d galaxy nexus?moreova i dnt stay in lag,it wld b kinda difficult gettin a used fone.tnks where do you stay? You can get the galaxy nexus from 30 to 35k by a used phone i mean a tokunbo aka belgium phone. No matter your state there should be a place you can get tokunbo phones. PEOPLE SHE WANTS SOMETHING WITH OTA! NOT TECNO OR GIONEE OR THAT GALAXY CORE! |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Please Which Good Android Phone Can I Get For 30-35k by Impulse80(m): 7:05am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Hayormeah: Pls,are the os of the phones u suggestd upgradable?tnks if you want an upgradeable phone u'll have to go for a UK used device. These are my suggestions: galaxy grand, galaxy s2, Htc one x, galaxy nexus, Htc one s, i'm most sure of the galaxy nexus because that's what i'm using now and it came with 4.3 jb but i'm running on 4.4.2 kit kat. Check the above phones on Google and Make your choice . |
Romance › Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by Impulse80(m): 11:42pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Elli-dude: What's the use of the Vaseline? Google uses of vaseline! |
Romance › Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by Impulse80(m): 11:36pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Elli-dude: The thought of sex comes once in a while..You know its inevitable.. Here's my advice: Get a mobile phone with at least 3G, buy data bundle, google Bleep movies free download, buy vaseline, whenever the thought comes help yaself!  Note too much wanking can make u go blind, bald,deaf, etc. THIS IS AN ADVICE TO A BROTHER! |
Romance › Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by Impulse80(m): 9:19pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
You are still living with your parents and you are lukin for sex? No go do something reasonable with your time. |
Romance › Re: Why Dose My Heart Still Skips When I See Her by Impulse80(m): 3:39pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
be cos you didn't nyash her! |
Romance › Re: 10 Countries That Completely Hate Gays- Nigeria Ranks 4th by Impulse80(m): 3:36pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
We are different species, intercopulation should not be encouraged |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by Impulse80(m): 1:05am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Uchiha Madara: You just need to dust the dirt of your shoulders, haters gon hate.
If I started a thread saying "Dear Nairalanders, I received a message from a girl here on nairaland saying she wants to sleep with me, what should I do?"
The same nairalanders would be dropping comments like
"First to comment" "Do the needful" "One chance tinz" ...
So what would be the big deal in replacing my opening statement of this hypothetical thread with the text of the lady, leaving out her username?
Girly, as I said earlier, all you need to do is dust the dirt of your shoulders, and remember that haters will hate. i think you have conjilitis. Try wanking it's a temporary cure. |
Phones › Re: List Of Devices You Used This Year by Impulse80(m): 6:01am On Dec 29, 2013 |
What do you guys notice? most gurus here used the tecno n3  brex dj nero  anyway see my list Tecno n3 HTC G2 Gionee E3  Gionee P2 Nokia e63 Nokia e5 Nokia c1 and now a Samsung galaxy nexus PS i don book for deliverance with T.B Joshua  Na my guys dem dey follow cause am always making offer i cant allow to pass. but no one will touch my galaxy nexus!!!!! |
Romance › Re: My Gf Wants To Go To D Cinemas With Anoda Guy. by Impulse80(m): 2:17pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
breaking news! [size=19pt]another nig.ga Loses his girlfriend![/size]  sorry o  |
Romance › Re: A Sequel To The Thread "Is Someone Having Sex With My Girlfriend" by Impulse80(m): 6:42am On Dec 27, 2013 |
I bet this guy didn't nyash that girl, which time guys go wise up? Aim for the center of her legs and she wont dream of leaving you. |
Technology Market › Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by Impulse80(m): 3:22pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Mikky pick your calls na! That answering machine has finished my airtime o! |
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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Gionee E3, Samsung Galaxy Nexus, Iphone 4 For Urgent Sales!!! by Impulse80(op): 9:54am On Nov 29, 2013 |
sar-tee: Is the e3 still available,you didnt reply my mails. no vex o ive sold it @28k Im offline at the moment |
Phones › Re: BlackBerry Q5 Vs Samsung Galaxy Note 2 by Impulse80(m): 4:41pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Gionee E3, Samsung Galaxy Nexus, Iphone 4 For Urgent Sales!!! by Impulse80(op): 2:24pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
coolsamba: am in akwaibom state...will u sell d google nexus 29k ?...and how will i get it? I could waybill it but then there's the issue of payment |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: I Need A Medium Or High End Phone For Maximum Of 30k by Impulse80(m): 2:58pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
i have a one month old Gionee E3 For sale. Reason for sale: need cash If interested call or watsapp 07062747875
NB: the phone is rooted and has clockworkmod installed plus 6 HD games, 8mp camera , 16gb internal memory .etc
White, Stock ROM, 2 batteries, Lagos, Onitsha, Enugu, Delta Owerri, 30k,
Or a Samsung Galaxy nexus 5mp, black, 16gb, ROM, amoled display also @ 30k Text or call me. Or PM me |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Gionee E3, Samsung Galaxy Nexus, Iphone 4 For Urgent Sales!!! by Impulse80(op): 2:40pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
maxdozie: hahahaha am just 18... so could u deliver it to ph @dat amount? pls That won't be possible.  |
Phones › Re: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by Impulse80(m): 2:29pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
sar-tee: sorry bro,but in what way did i fall your hand. You no talk well na |