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Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Imustreturn(m): 4:27am On Apr 06, 2022
annieberl:
Please, is there anyone who has done the ENA assessment before? Your help is needed biko.
they haven't responded to our mail even
Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by Imustreturn(m): 3:43am On Apr 06, 2022
People of God, please my little sis of 17 schooling at east London university needs a part time Job. Anything relating to psychology. Health related job to also help her in her studies..

Help a brother..
Family › Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Imustreturn(m): 11:46am On Mar 27, 2022
Ahmed0336:
Drop your WhatsApp number make me too dey view your status angry
Annie done cast me grin grin
Travel › Re: Polish Student Visa by Imustreturn(m): 12:10am On Mar 10, 2022
AllKnowing:
Impossible grin grin

If you don’t pay initially, they’d add it up to your tuition subsequently
wahala dey grin
Travel › Re: Polish Student Visa by Imustreturn(m): 4:01pm On Mar 09, 2022
Beautiful people, please is there any school without application fee? Kindly list out please
Family › Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Imustreturn(m): 6:40pm On Mar 06, 2022
ahnie:
Oga your WhatsApp updates are always hilarious.
I'm glad you enjoy them grin
Family › Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Imustreturn(m): 11:40am On Mar 06, 2022
Your stories grin grin
Health › Re: Woman Goes Missing At Yaba Psychiatric Hospital, Lagos. Son Cries Out (Video) by Imustreturn(m): 11:52am On Feb 28, 2022
Wahala
Crime › Re: How We Killed My Wife’s Friend, Sold Her Head For N70,000 by Imustreturn(op): 11:38am On Feb 15, 2022
Wetin be this one again?
Crime › How We Killed My Wife’s Friend, Sold Her Head For N70,000 by Imustreturn(op): 11:36am On Feb 15, 2022
How We Killed My Wife’s Friend, Sold Her Head For N70,000 – Man Confesses In Ogun |



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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba And Wife Welcome Their First Child (Photos) by Imustreturn(m): 7:32pm On Feb 13, 2022
saphiere:
God I desire this please!
Men should stop rape.

Did you see a thread where an old man (a nairalander) was having sexual urge for his 15yr old house help?

I fear men.
your dad is a man right? You have brothers, cousins and uncle's?

Which of these mentioned falls into the category?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Funny Interview Experience With A Foreign Firm by Imustreturn(m): 6:02pm On Feb 10, 2022
My Belle oh grin grin Nigeria will frustrate you
Politics › Re: Court Adjourns Appeal To Nullify Buhari's 2019 Victory, Declare Atiku Winner by Imustreturn(m): 11:42am On Feb 10, 2022
BigYash:
Them sabi the game.. Meanwhile the south east and west are on nairaland insulting each other.. You will never see northern nairalanders insulting each other..
check on Twitter you see them supporting there own. Those guys are the real politicians.
Politics › Re: Court Adjourns Appeal To Nullify Buhari's 2019 Victory, Declare Atiku Winner by Imustreturn(m): 5:22am On Feb 10, 2022
Northern politics. Don't try this guys grin
TV/Movies › Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Imustreturn(m): 11:27pm On Feb 07, 2022
Dawn91:
[s][/s]

Weep more tears for me

Amaechi Zulum 2023
in your dreams
TV/Movies › Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Imustreturn(m): 11:01pm On Feb 07, 2022
Dawn91:
A True ikwerre son of the soil while your are a criminal cultist or a ritualist.

We don't speak like this only the cultists ,kidnappers , criminals and armed robbers speak like that and if you were a true indigene you would know

Trash
ikwerre son of soil grin see this rumuji man oh. My friend geddifok
TV/Movies › Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Imustreturn(m): 11:00pm On Feb 07, 2022
Bnladan:
die it! Disembark from this capping. U dey run mouth dey cap carelessly for this area. U wan mek I burst ur Headlight? I go give u and u go believe grin
grin die that cappings. No body yoryor
TV/Movies › Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Imustreturn(m): 2:46pm On Feb 07, 2022
Dawn91:
[s][/s]

We don't speak like that, that is how the thieves , criminals and wanted cultists speak before they land in prison.
who dafuq are you to tell me what or what not?
TV/Movies › Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Imustreturn(m): 2:45pm On Feb 07, 2022
Michelle70:
I never navigate this show sef,
E be like say na main men movie and me no deh run that kind package, but still on still we no think twice to I.D ourselves if any Manchu wan cap careless
even Ojo deh give us compass to navigate, na man weh no use him no6 chop drilling. ruggedity 100% faultless, we no deh root out kala, we no deh hold kala but wen we come out for area, we deh colonize.
na manchi weh no get liver nai anchor for his own domain.

grin lolz growing up in portharcourt is something else, all those yeye cultists boys nearly influenced me but thank God I get better upbringing but thats not how we speak in PH sha, men fit run u street if u use their words careless
aboy grin you tight.

Thank God for good up bringing oh. Me wah school for town chai.
Crime › Re: Lady Who Defrauded People With Fake Alerts Caught (Pictures, Video) by Imustreturn(m): 1:41pm On Feb 07, 2022
See fine geh
TV/Movies › Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Imustreturn(m): 1:36pm On Feb 07, 2022
angry

That's how we speak in ph grin

Wida you capping vertically?

I go put am for your body wotowoto. Da jonze? grin
Politics › Re: 2023: Northerners React To Peter Obi's Ambition (Pictures) by Imustreturn(m): 2:25pm On Feb 04, 2022
You see? All the south east and south south that supported Buhari shey una dey see am?

grin grin ass lickers
Travel › Re: Italian Student Visa-help! by Imustreturn(m): 2:54pm On Feb 02, 2022
So no free school in Italy ehh. Person must pay for all school. Nah wah oh
Politics › Re: 2023: Tricky Storms Before Atiku by Imustreturn(m): 4:40pm On Jan 31, 2022
osuofia2:
smiley
Nothing is stopping baba Atiku.
2023 is for Atiku. Insha Allah.
Incoming president. screen shot my comment and keep it.
signed and sealed
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Two Ritualist In Osun Hotel by Imustreturn(op): 3:24am On Jan 27, 2022
Which kind wahala be this? embarassed
Crime › Police Arrest Two Ritualist In Osun Hotel by Imustreturn(op): 3:24am On Jan 27, 2022
We lure girls with money and fancy things; and We have k!lled more than 70 Girls -Two ritualists

The Osun State police command has arrested two ritualists, from the arrest, some female body parts were found with them. The Osun state police spokesman said: at about 9:30pm a distress call was made by A hotel management where they had lodged. The management said a girl screamed twice and after that, no noise was heard again from the room. According to them the scream was like a girl calling for help.

According to the management when the guys were about going, they were asked to be escorted back to the room to see if everything was fine and why the girl they came with wasn't leaving with them.

The ritualist said everything was fine and the girl was resting in the room, that she was going to be out.But the hotel management insisted, even though they tried to escape , the hotel management were smart enough to had locked the premises and pinned them down. That was when they were able to gain access in the room and saw a pool of bl00d with some b0dy parts removed from the lifeless female b0dy which they tried escaping with in a bag, the spokesman said.

That was when the distress call was made and the police force took emergency response, and they were arrested.
During some further investigation by the police, it was found that the names of the apprehended criminals are Ayodeji Saheed & Tunde Obadimeji who both confessed saying its not the first time they are committing such and that they have k!lled more than 70 girls.They specialized in getting female parts and one Abefe Sadiq pays them for each parts. #600:000:00 Six hundred thousand naira
for one girl killed for him ?

They were asked further how they get these girlshuh
"getting the girls was so easy" "we lure them with money and fancy things"

They went further saying that "girls of this days are easily lured with those things" All they need to do is to get or rent a fancy car with cash they would spend on the girls, and that is all this girls fall.
Cc: Balogun Olamilekan

.... They k!ll their mothers too. shocked

https://twitter.com/Fattylincornn/status/1486278206214873089?t=Szl6ePOGC4qtYRiWEfO_yA&s=19

Family › Ex Wife Asking Who Should Have The Kids After Divorce by Imustreturn(op): 2:08pm On Jan 25, 2022
So this persons marriage just went sour, and the man is requesting for the bride price refund. They have 3 kids. She's asking that if they refund the bride price, who should have the kids?

She's Reading in comment section.
Travel › Re: Italian Student Visa-help! by Imustreturn(m): 1:57am On Jan 20, 2022
Please which school is admitting for undergraduate?
Family › Re: Marry A 32 Year Old Good Girl Or Look For A Younger Good Girl? by Imustreturn(m): 5:23pm On Jan 19, 2022
iamL:
I asked for her contact first biko.
ahh but you are a female nah
Family › Re: Marry A 32 Year Old Good Girl Or Look For A Younger Good Girl? by Imustreturn(m): 2:01pm On Jan 19, 2022
oldienavie:
What is wrong with my question ?
link her up with me bro.
Family › Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by Imustreturn(m): 9:53pm On Jan 18, 2022
ahnie:
When my wicked elder now disowned brother angryly jumped on my belly with an intent to kill me after beating me severely,he carried me and was about throwing me inside a well.i was 2 plus old then...that memory just refused leaving me.
are you serious? shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Someone Explain First Fruit by Imustreturn(m): 10:08am On Jan 16, 2022
Zi:
Theif
Comrade why nah grin

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