₦airaland Forum

Mental illness or village people.

RIP angels

Nnemuka:
Marriage for the gram
Question is, what does this guy do for a living?
Ex bbnaija member whatever no be work oo...
it doesn't pay Bill's oo, I hope the lady is not just trying to cover the toilet sex shame by marrying a jobless guy.

Congratulations to them

Oversabi.

Keep your fake congratulations to yourself

anonymous1759:
Winch Efcc should go after your poverty. Why are you still poor after all this time it's a really big crime

Are you minding the broke idiot?

Where's mannabbqgrils?

All na show

okomile:
Nice one.

I know a company that have daycare of it's staff.

Mothers are happy as their babies are with them.

Do you know of anyone in Nigeria?

I'm too scared to leave my child with just anyone

.

I respect this man

Donald95:
He will loose bunch of money South is the giant of Africa, take it or leave it, their is money flowing in that country

Which useless money is flowing?

Donald95:
He will loose bunch of money South is the giant of Africa, take it or leave it, their is money flowing in that country

You're just ignorant

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Burna boy is an idiot! A man who can't keep to his words and promises is an idiot like the thing occupying the highest office of the land in Nigeria.
I swear! I am deleting your African Giant album from my phone today.
Respect Fela Kuti!

Shut up. Its people like you that would accuse celebrities for not speaking up. If they do, na still wahala for una.

Burna Boy carry go. We your real fans dey your back

edon21:
South Africa is the home of crime and HIV in Africa courtesy of black South Africans
South Africa's Infrastructure devt is courtesy of white South Africans. if not why is your economy controlled by white individuals.
however you look at it even with Boko Haram, dwindling power supply etc hindering Nigeria's growth, we still tower above South Africa guess what ll happen if we fix all our problems?
and. mtn is majorly owned by whites. 55 percent of their total profits come from Nigeria alone so if we chase them out glo ll take over.
note.. Nigeria has the most educated military officers in Africa. and still has the highest number of foreign professors in America.

without Nigeria, South Africa would have continued to be a colony.


don't think with your anus boy

The idiot knows nothing. South Africa is the crime capital of the world. Ask anyone staying there

Ode

Guys google psoriasis

BabaIbo:
mine na the day I went to one night vigil that was organised. y the former ondo state governor, Olusegun Mimiko in Adegbemile hall when I was in Akure.
I met one pretty dark "shapeful" and busty girl. I walked up to her and started wooing this babe, babe drop o... next thing I signaled my guys that I want to take the babe to the backside of the car packed outside. But it seems that place wasn't comfortable, so we went to a place that look like military parade ground opposite it.
As I was about to start "training", na so one heavy wind (breeze) blow with lightning, e come be like say I see one scary thing.
Naso I discharge with full speed leaving the babe there, since that day I no dey even reason any woman matter for night vigil except maybe na my babe or I know her before

You made me laugh...nice one

Wiseandtrue:
It's shameful! To think that the one who is suppose to be a role model I'd the one publicly disobeying the rule of law!!!

He only obeys when it's in his favor!

May no one ever experience a Buhari again. Amen!!!

A big Amen!

I weep for this country.


God punish Lord Lugard wherever he is

Wonders shall never cease.

If I hear say Ote drop 5billion

All na PR

The judiciary system in Nigeria is as useless as the P in Psychology.

Shame on una

Useless country

Selfish friend

Dumb babes

@op....whatever you do. Please listen to baby124

Abfinest007:
at least he did something what if he didn't do at all

helinues:
What exactly do you people want? What if Dino did not do anything like his predecessors..

The guy lamenting, what has Yeye Bello done/doing as developmental projects in Kogi? Politics have made some people lack their senses

You both are the reason Nigeria is the way it is

Geenosko:
@abeylevels

Applying for visa to SA now is a bit too late. Based on the average processing time (as reported here) there's a very good chance that the visa may not be ready in time for Christmas. If you are convinced, there's no harm in trying.

1. Include your bank statement and hers

2. Let's do a rough estimate, since you haven't booked flights now average ticket cost by December would be around 200k that's 400k for both of you, this may increase with the number of kids. Factor in accommodation which would be expensive and feeding. Let's say 1.5million. What the VO may think is after spending 1.5m on a trip, will 500k be enough to take care of your family? (logical thinking � �) my opinion is that it may not be enough. ( I stand corrected sha)

3. Let her indicate she's self employed.

4. Yes let her add hers.

5. The fact you are married should be enough ties. (hopefully)

6. Yes should include it.

Bonus - You may need to certify your wedding certificate and the birth certificate of your kids at ministry of foreign affairs at Abuja. (confirm from the checklist)

Shalom.

You don't need to certify/authenticate if it's for short stay.

Speaking from recent submission

But please call VFS to re-confirm

ZainabAdejoke:
Good day my people's of Nairaland.

Please I submitted my application to VFS on the 20/08/2019.up to this moment,I have not received alert for collection

Please, what can I do now? I want brilliant advise from you guys....

and who know South African High Commission in Nigeria, their phone number please give me and send it to my Nairaland email.. thanks

Did you apply for long term or short term visa?

Don't bother calling their embassy number, especially the one in Lagos because it would never go through. I've never seen such level of incompetence , except in Nigeria of course.

If it's long term visa, you might need to wait a little or send an email to the director of home affairs in South Africa. They seem to be more receptive.

Zoharariel:
Don't mind the bastard. In 2016, her father donated $14Million to University of Lynn in Florida simply because two of his daughters (Amouna & Hauwa) graduated from there.

Only for him to turn around and lie that he only donated $900,000.00 (Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars) when the hit became so much on him.

https://www.thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2016/05/14m-gift-for-us-university-nigerians-attack-billionaire-indimi/

If not for a useless Country like Nigeria where anything is possible, especially where you see servants riding on horseback like Princes - and Princes walking on foot like servants; this illiterate quota-system money-miss-road would never have smelt even a kerosene (since their progenitors were using firewood to cook), talk more of an Oil Block from the Niger Delta.

And If not that his cranium is filled with a fermented Tuwo Shinkafa, his people are suffering from the incessant rampage of Boko Haram and all he could do was to donate $14Million to a useless Amerikan University just to show off.

Perhaps, I wonder if would have done the same when the North as a whole was still drinking & quenching its thirst from their basket of useless groundnut pyramids.

One last thing, if anybody believes Femi "Kriminal" Otedola would donate 5Billion Naira to support Al-majiri destitutes in Maiduguri or elsewhere through the foundation of his wayward international olosho of a daughter, then that person needs to first bang his/her empty head against the wall before digesting this piece on how he has been manipulating the stocks of Forte Oil & short-changing his shareholders through the Nigerian Stock Exchange/Capital Market for decades.

You think a thief would dash away his money yanfu-yanfu just like that when he's not a Father Christmas?

https://promptnewsonline.com/why-buhari-must-investigate-stock-manipulation-forte-oil-in-perspective/

As for Reno Omo Kiri-Kiri aka Wendell Simlin, no one takes him seriously again ever since he was bursted on Nairaland using 3 monikers to quoting & replying himself just to sway people's opinion.

From the top to the bottom, all of them are kriminals.

It remains that loose-mouthed failed Aviation Minister to trend with his reaction as usual on Twitter.

How a cocaine-snorting bastard got a ministerial appointment in a land that has Kings & Chiefs still remains a mystery.

You hit the nail!

You too sabi this country.

Forget all the noise. They are all thieves

She's probably Canadian. We don't know her

seangy4konji:
Na money I come count and collect and spend ooo

The money dey come, no worry

seangy4konji:
And I am in a 2 room house with three toilets and I am complaining that no money

Na shit you come shit for this life??

MrCork:
...how?.. that local boy?.. he can't even spek good English sentense (no ofeense)

Where have you been?