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robosky02:
oh really


look here in naija the man does the wooing

Take note ladies!
This is Naija.

Most guys encourage girls to.make a move on a guy to make it easy to part your legs.

See it this way:
...you're already smitten by him,
When you make the move, he really doesn't have any more work to do to break your defences.

So, someone posted these tips and says take her to mama when you find her:

1. At her first visit of your house she was very observant and complained of how unkept some of the places are and helped you to tidy it asap.


2. She hates you spending unnecesarilly eating outside...she prefers she always cook for you.


3. She doesn't allow you to waste your money on laundry...she encourages you to do it yourself or she does it herself atimes.


4. She most atimes pays for the meal whenever you take her out on a date.

5. She ask of your mum and siblings quite often.

6. She doesn't always allow you to be the first to call, not only that, upon her seeing your missed calls she doesn't hesitate to call you back instead of flashing you.


7. If you are a salary earner, she encourages you to set up a business as a back up plan should incase you are layed off by halliburton, schlumberger, total E and p, drillog, NLNG, cos she understands the way coys drops staff these days is just alarming.


8. She's not a lazy woman nor liability...she's always open to new developments and gives you a lucrative idea and always wants to work whenever the opportunity presents itself.


9. She doesn't just wake up and make plans on her own without making you part of the plans.


10. She doesn't appear aloof to you just like that without something in her hands, could be bole, fruits....most times she dashed into the boutique and buy you some nice shirts, boxers and a pair of shoe since she knows your sizeundecided…


11. She doesn't wear provocative or revealing outfits, she's modest in her dressingundecided…


12. She's not a phone freak...she knows when to touch her phone and when to get busy.


13. She seldomly go jealous at her sight of you with another girl, instead she'd lovingly and jokingly wanna know who she is, instead of ranting like a drammer queen.


14. She's faithful to a fault.


15. She can sing you into sleeping in her arms especially if she offends you, me i love this one eh grin.


16. She doesn't joke with church.


17. She has a blissing relationship with her colleagues both in church and in the office/school.


18. She's not a psycopath.


19. She doesn't believe in make ups, hence she knows she's not man hunting, it's only you she knows and haveundecided…


20. She loves yousmiley...

I felt so upset until I came across Origin's reply

Origin:
I knew all this messages had to be from men.

You carry your weight and her own join for woman head. Kill the woman now.

She should not be a liability- so she should earn and provide for herself. She should do all the housework. Take care of you take of your kids family, never be tired never fall sick. Lets you keep late night and when you finally come home gladly opens up for you.

Please tell me your function in the home. To bring your thing to th bed.

More and more women are believing this shit cos they don't want to lose their man (cheats or 2nd wife)

My advice better to lose that man than to lose yourself.

Just in case you're wondering..

I come across apt responses across NL and always wished there was a way I could archive them.
The apt responses are in green

A)
Dear ladies donot be brainwashed.

Learn to recognise brainwashing threads when you see them.

You are precious and you are a jewel.
You deserve the man, BTW who are Strangers, when they approach you, who takes the time to ensure you feel relaxed as he eases you into his world.

Do not be pressured into doing anything you aren't comfortable doing by any man.

Origin:
I knew all this messages had to be from men.

You carry your weight and her own join for woman head. Kill the woman now.

She should not be a liability- so she should earn and provide for herself. She should do all the housework. Take care of you take of your kids family, never be tired never fall sick. Lets you keep late night and when you finally come home gladly opens up for you.

Please tell me your function in the home. To bring your thing to th bed.

More and more women are believing this shit cos they don't want to lose their man (cheats or 2nd wife)

My advice better to lose that man than to lose yourself.

God bless you real good!!!
They keep pushing their responsibility on the women and the women are buying it.

But thank God, there are so many good men out there who know their worth and standing.

able20:
Power of brainwash, some believe if they eat shoprite bread.......belong

@bolded you're so right. Most of those on the queue are, "first timers"

Trust me, the bread isn't all that.

chloride6:
Solid mineral resources by most sovereign constitutions collectively belong to the people and is controlled by government just the way the oil belongs to the people of Nigeria.

Oh wow! thanks.

You have no idea how much you've helped especially with giving an example. The oil example.

God bless your heart Pastor.

O gosh!
I feel like weeping
Help!!!

The Pastor did what he did because that is what he FELT like doing.

I just want to know what crime he would have committed had he kept the diamond to himself please

Pastor you have a good heart. Wouldn't it have been better you managed this resource than leave it in the hands of a politician??

Gosh I pay that president keeps his promise ooo
*tears*

Is there a Law in Sierra Leone that an individual does not have the right to own diamond except the Government!??

Your title is so apt.
I know nothing about Sodium Hypochlorite though.

You should go to him.
Wills don't take that long to read.

The lawyer may have been bribed and side tracked! You waited too long.

You have every right to yearn after your inheritance, any other behaviour form you is unacceptable!

I'm told he was one of the best governors,
yet through all previous administrations, 'never heard of him. Till he died.
Weird.

Ow..
Lovely..

The one naira coin didn't do any justice to Herbert's looks

Sierusvirus:

*removes his glasses!*

Why do you have these extra "[quote.][/quote]" in all your comments??

BrightEye:
hmmm..... a parable. It was a parable. A simple way to illustrate spiritual happenings in the beyond , for the benefit of very low spiritual sense of The listeners.

Are all these verses parables too, because I can read that a "spiritual" Angel stretched forth his hands??

Revelation 5:11-12; 7:11 -12; 19:1-2. ... "And when the angel stretched out His hand over Jerusalem to destroy it....."

Babacele:
hmmm with the way Buhari is allowing DSS to undermine Magu's nomination, I'm having a rethink until further notice. I voted for Buhari not Mamman Daura . Buhari must remove these guys now or never. Has it ever occurred to you that Garba Shehu may be giving Atiku real inside info as regards Mamman D strangle hold on power which he just displayed by recently bundling an ailing president back to the country instead of allowing him enjoy his rest as recommended by better medical experts in the UK because the cabal feel they have lost power? You know Aisha Buhari and I love Buhari but there are boundaries he mustn't tampered with. I know Incrizz won't believe this.

Hmmmmm!
I so can't believe what I'm reading hehe

BrightEye:
You shouldn't conclude that you experienced afterlife with this your story that sounds like movie in ancient time. A spirit does not have characteristics of the physical body, thus could not be doing activities you claimed you were doing . That was like a dream, or a strong imagination.

Remember the story of Lazarus and The Rich Man in the book of Luke?

The Rich Man on earth was dead and still but in hell he could see, thirst, talk, feel.
He said he was thirsty!

Sierusvirus:
Keep receiving the spirit cos am a living testimony. Just two children a boy and a girl it's cool.....

That is like trying to make the two like poles of a magnet attract!

adegeye38:
you are right my dear

Thanks much.
Your comment feels as cool as the evening breeze...

Shortyy:
Haha..I read some bullshit yesterday, a lady telling women to deal with their cheating husbands, that it's in their DNA, it's how they are. Mtcheeeeew!! My dear ladies, don't ever settle for less, you deserve the best, a caring man has no reason to leave his wonderful wife and go sleeping around, unless the woman is not behaving well. I repeat, don't ever settle for less. If he cheats on you, leave his ass! Don't ever let a man mistreat you. Always know your worth.

@bolded Yes same post.

Sierusvirus:
Write up permission to cheat on her future husband. you r free but don't get pregnant

God answers prayers oooo

Do you know why I say so?
About two months ago, I asked God to restore unto me the spirit of gentleness.
That I'm replying you this way is proof of His goodness to me, that He's answered yet again o!

Ho

lefulefu:
haha but u know the average naija guy wants total servitude from im woman .make u read the other threads about cheating and see wetin i dey talk about .

Yeah..I know..I know.

Babacele:
Ageless, hope you are fine?

Lol...thanks o but that compliment is too weighty for me.
I'm fine.

Ageless God.

lefulefu:
expecting another counter thread like dearest wifey ....soon

They are prollyy gonna be like," dear wifey, if you don't cook or if you grow fat from Childbirth, I will cheat on you"

It's just an excuse for them to cheat!

How many men would like their wives to cheat on them because they developed a pot belly or can't pay school fees?

Kondomatic:
Thing is, I have always been faithful and will always be and it's not because the ladies were faithful to me. I am faithful because it is easy, healthy, affordable and almost risk free.

Wow refreshing..
That's the way it ought to be.
And the truth is when you hold faithfulness in high esteem, you would not settle for just about any girl...

SorftWerk:
i don't punish ladies, I tell them upfront what I intend doing with them which is sex, I don't have time for feelings, I find it hard to brake the heart of a lady and feel good with it, perhaps that was my weakness which she took advantage of... I don't play girls, but I go with them till I have my heart desires from them which is sex..

That's what I have become because of a girl I once loved unconditionally.

Then you're someone God gifted the spirit of love. Please rescue it and restore it, your nature, before it dies leaving you hard hearted..?
You don't have to but I can understand that it would be better if you do.

Look at the world, it's made up of a lot of people who are hurt and hurting. Please don't change your nature for something you are not.

The truth is your ex didn't know better.
She may already be living silently in regret.
Don't be fooled by a happy face..

Yeah, from your comments, all I can see is you using and dumping. I don't see where you cheated on one while with another though...