₦airaland Forum

Babacele:
Incrizz baby are you abreast of the latest happening? lmao!

Haha..you said so.

This is really embarrassing!

Babacele:
are you sure? let me tell you how Sahara operates Incrizz dearest: Sahara gets all the info concerning a news using scientific investigative journalism, publish an embarrassing snippet of the whole dirt; the subjects or guys in question reacts either by denying, by lying or by calling Sahara names, and bingo! Sowore releases the whole mess for the world to see and to the chagrin of the villains. Incrizz hasn't it occurred to you that SR has hardly lost any case before law courts. Why? Expect more SR grenades on Apostle Suleiman. I just pity the apostle.

Okay I get..
Yeah, I haven't seen them loose and it felt like they had lost this one.

Modified
I just visited front page lol

It's Sahara Reporters I see under attack here.
Someone sold them a fake tip prolly because they've got something bigger coming

@Notorious babe
#incrizz

She really really tried.
But she still looks fat to me.

I will like to add a little bit of flesh even though
I enjoy being slim so much.

Babacele:
now I'm even afraid to express myself expressively in pidgin. OK I was the malady,then the remedy; only me o. I'm lost.

Lol..why are you like this
I was joking jor! As per the pidgin.

Yes o..you malady and remedy lol.
@bolded Aww..'still won't give you the compass

sinkhole:
But wait o, why couldn't Buhari be using PYO to have been doing all this stuff since instead of promising to come and then cancelling or not even showing at all?

A very good question!

Please why is she prevented from seeing her husband, according to what I read on FP? Not fair..

Aisha please introduce Dolapo to your makeup artist?

Babacele:
has our mood improved?

It wasn't a mood thing.
It was a you thing

But 'can't seem to have any other reaction right now other than laughter, thanks to you so, I guess yeah.
kiki

Babacele:
are you for real? English ,American or Aussie? You Should have schooled me on how to flow with Inc . And to think that you have been drifting along while I have been mixing pidgin and some semblance of English! Now I'm lost for words on realising that the meanings of some of the post I had sent you might have lost their intended taste , and I kept sending more! Despite all these, tell mee why you hate pidgin?

Lool..

Babacele:
my jar of brown beans wetin you dey insinuate? abi u be CI A?

I don't do pidgin, gawsh!

seguno2:
How do you mean?
Is Osinbajo a senator?

Lol..but he doesn't have to be.
Hold on, let me call someone.

Babacele, what's your take on my statement below?

Babacele:
beautiful liar! oya get a glass of water and sit down ,breath deeply and say a short prayer of thanks to Him. Drink the water and have a nap or go for a walk. Pele no worry, it is well.

Lol..

PS
I have responded, the 2nd time. What game are you playing?

Babacele:
see you, y fear when u can learn online for free?
Oya interprete this: 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'.

Erm...no idea. Serious.

I feel stressed.

seguno2:
Is that due to the fact that Osinbajo is about to take over from the sick old man in London?
Are we really in ONE Nigeria?

No.
I see his hand in this. Osibanjo.

Nice Nice!

Babacele:
WO I just spoke a lil Chinese Yoruba and you are already confused. see ehn if you going to be part of this wonderful project, and you must be, go and learn French,Spanish, Tiv, Ogoja and Awori. Meanwhile do you understand this expression across the Niger , 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'?
Look please inform the IG ooo because while I was making calls to Alhaji Atiku discussing with him about him chairing the global prayer project ,and other plans in the pipeline, one Ijaw boy Telayor 'selling' restaurant in our street who always smile at me suddenly changed his expression to a cold stare at my mention of ' plans in the pipeline'. Incase there is bomb blast near my office thinking I have oil well there, please you know who to hold. So what other ideas can you come up because I'm submitting a prelim report to Aunty Remi this evening.

All that plenty language? I no learn abeg

Babacele:
OK I have been given a mandate to organize a global prayer convention for our dear president. A bigger version of Abati's national idea and oluwa ti kin baati has made way for us be that. So what do you think?

Lol..Oluwa ti kin baati?
Abeg, translate

Bigger than Abati's? Whoa that's huge *dancing*

Babacele:
Wo omode yi mi nbor jor...it something I can't let out in a hurry. Chop first for the gravity of the secret will task the brevity of your resolve to handle explosive words... wo ebi npa mi nor.....zo ki chi abicin tukun yariyan.

Lols I have eaten!!!

Babacele:
never knew you were observing my wonderful moment with za honorable Sanata..... She was telling me about how Bola swept her off her feet , his musical escapades while disc jockeying on turn 'tables' , their fashion adventure from 'bata Ronke on shot 'aran' skirt, damask, estandby shoe; shuku, alogogo or konkoshor hairstyles to their lovely romantic dance when Teddy Pendergrass plays with the high octane youth shindigs like the Funso Williams present .....ehnehn while her electric eyes got me dazed n was momentarily lost wondering how Jagaban could have ...then a call to her phone startled me to reality. " onyeneku?...ha Hon Ekwunife keebinor?" she had asked the caller. So I was armed with this info to launch series of questions concerning the unity of this nation, 2019, the Melaye debacle, her relationship with Dolapo and Aisha; Rochas Okorocha, Toyin Saraki, and her New Era foundation.

She beckoned one of her fine maids who was eyeing poor me. The maid disappeared to reappear promptly with a big Chinese jug of honey sweetened freshly squeezed orange juice with a spoonful of lime, and a plate of ginger n garlic stuffed baked peppered chicken ...chai! I forgot today is ash Wednesday .

There is a secret she gave me when i asked her about something so intimate and I'm sure you want to hear it.

Hmm...intimate.
My ears are itchy, say it already

Babacele:
if blushing kills,u don finis me in ijaw man's voice. So wat did jagaban tell you naa?

Aww you...

Funny,
he asked me the same question!

He...was talking, most of the time, with this far away look in his eyes.
I was too jagaban-struck to hear him though
He noticed and paused and looked at me and nodded in your direction and said, "What could he be telling my Oluwaremilekun?"

I turned in time to see Madam Remilekun's head flung back. She was laughing with her 32.

Na wa o.

I'd simply title this thread,
"Trying To Make Hubby Jealous Gone Wrong!"

Amyzon don't worry, some of us understand you.
You didn't know. You wouldn't have taken that route if you understood better.

iamtewwy:
u told him just to make him feel jealous or just to make ursef feel good that u are. beeen wanted by men outside despite u have given birth? and u expect him to smile sheepishly at you? u feel u dint do anything wrong? if i was in his shoes i would even do worst than the silent treatment his giving you....iranu

You seem to understand how the female mind works..

Babacele:
bought 2 glasses of alcohol free pina coladas n been looking for u since. so na Bourdillon u dey chilling with aunty Remi's guy, ehn and you no tell so that me I can chill with aunty Remi for one corner while you enjoyed political biscuits from the master baker ehn. OK happy nu month.

Hello my dear..
How are you doing today?
Happy new month..

'Was so worried about ya; that "Ok"'s so unlike your talkative self

Nice swap and, thanks for the drink; I so need it whew!

georgen2u:
I know of a particular host that goes offline at night just like we humans sleeps, I was shocked for two days it happens during the time I was running upgrade I had to run go get a VPS outside Nigeria

Lol!!

Asiwaju, I followed you from AD to AC to APC.
Whichever platform you pick at whatever time you're ready is A-Ok!!!

dealslip:
Lol! Then Nigeria is in a bigger pot of soup. What we have is a puppet as leader.

Ouch!

Einl:
Not that Osinbanjo is wonderful or brilliant, but that Buhari was so bad that anything else would be celebrated.

Osibanjo is wonderful and brilliant!!

dealslip:
So we should pretend we cant see the fact that Buhari is a colossal failure. Osinbajo ride on. Loosening the yoke of the Hausa Fulani illiterate cabal/mafia from our neck. I know the writer is obviously sarcastic and trying to point to the fact that Bulgari is a burden on the neck of Nigeria. His illiteracy, unintelligence, and outright bigotism will make Abacha green with envy. He has a First Class in wickedness.

Someone says it's not him that is wicked but the cabals aka handlers