₦airaland Forum

Babacele:
I just hear sombori used am, na im me too use am. is it correct?

Lool..

Google naw..

Babacele:
if you can laugh me to smithereens.

smithereens?? kikiki

Babacele:
for performing a feat or winning a compe, you get a trophy ,some sum or any valuable stuff as your prize. So for laughing me out, I'm gonna present a white horse pikin as your award. shey u dey feel me?

Oh! You're gonna dash me a white horse pikin..

My Tinubu for President yeah!!!!

Babacele:
laugh me well,you hear till I dash a white pony.

Dash a white pony?
Please educate me?
I don't understand what that means at all kikiki

Babacele:
you'd be surprised they are all my brothers from another mother.

Kikiki

Babacele:
ain't we in the same primary school? but not to worry we go exchange notes .

I will tell my brother for you.

And I will also tell all my male cousins for you
-and they are very plenty!!

Babacele:
yes , so who have you contracted to remove the hisses that goes with that title ?

Awww..
When did you take yours off..?
How has it been..?
Any expo for me..?

Babacele:
lols my landlady abi u no go give d half plot farm again? I go plant sweet potatoes n vegies on it n na u go help 'supervise' am ma. Gaskia, it is just what it is : an armless, abi u say baseless ,insinuation. I know you are my political buddy.

Mrs Miss

Babacele:
you are not fair to Buhari.....it is working for him abi una don kill-remove am from power ? which decision has been taken that is foreign to PMB in the past 6 weeks Mrs book reader? Pmb holiday is part of the strategies to govern free from leaches... lmao! abi u be mamma D agent ni?

Hahaha, you this guy never fail to amaze kikiki
Don't worry, I get you totally though, as per your insinuations.

Samunique:
I understand, but this has got noting to do with hating Muslims, that's my point.

Wasn't Yaradua a Muslims ?
Even to the point of death Nigerians still love him, I'm a Yoruba I live in PH, the people in that region even the Easterners are still saying up till today that "were it not for his sudden demise Yaradua would have been the best President Nigeria ever had".

Was Yaradua not a Muslim ?

U will be making a very big mistake if u think people hate Buhari just bcs he's a Muslim !

Buhari cause his downfall with his own hand, and his hypocrisy, incompetence couple with the suffering he inflicted on Nigerians will not allow many to forgive him.

So nobody hates him bcs he's a Muslim !

You are sooo right.
YarAdua is the my favourite of them all.
I love him so much, even as he sleeps.

Cc: vedaxcool

Babacele:
see you so I should encourage wailers ? me, Aisha, n Osinbade (lmao!) are half dozen and six as far as political philosophy, ancestry and mindset are concerned. So you want us to celebrate the power slip from the cabal publicly? lmao! I want the president to rest well ,well before he comes back because he has built a working model that the VP can operate too...you think you can read me? I'm unpredictably predictable. how u dey jor?

@bolded kikikiki


Which working model did Buhari build, one that did not work for him?

Abeg

Shift!

..I read you like a well written novel

Babacele:
advocate of 'spend the money ' , I see you ooo. you go like party biko. money spender, recession killer keedu!

Lol..

Odima.

...LookaYou, you don't wanna admit Osibanjo's doing intelligently well.

And,

What other relationship do you share with PMB because I don't truss you anymore

Nesso:
Lies from the pit of hell. Let her take the lessons to her next relationship.

Gosh you scared me...

What's he saying?
May he not mislead a lot of Next Generations thinking he's making a joke!!

Are the wives not eating that same one food forever??

iamGraced:
...trying so hard to ooze class...see him yeye robot poses

Lol..it's the fault of the Photographer.
They'd never agree with your pose..

I can just hear them saying to him, "do like this..like this"

Toyin likes them slim.

ebosie11 please were you able to give her something to eat? She hasn't eaten for days..

Point 4 almost made me fall for someone.
A stranger.

I don't think this guy is aware what nairaland did to his moniker lol

She's quite good at manipulating and may soon succeed because, she convinced me.

She's truly sorry though and if they come together, she's got his back and she won't ever do it again.

buffalowings:
sister I don't like that play

you meant that all that was just banter ?

Yeah.."chyking" gone wrong

He likes her; he wanted her to know.
She likes his confidence but she's got a reputation to protect

You get..?

This is for those who like suya

Germany again?
Is the antichrist going to come from there?

Lol..check out most guys memes on thus thread; they are all crying. Kikiki

She's not his. He was joking.

Proudlyngwa:
Read and reread
E be like say sun no hot reach for your side
This one wey u dey give me work

Lol.. Please don't make me laugh this hot afternoon!!!

Okay, so here it is,

Monday, the CBN had announced a new forex policy actions to cater for categories previously excluded from the official forex rate and increase forex liquidity in the market.

The apex bank has since sold $370 million in an auction, forward contracts, and also appropriated a weekly $20 million to commercial banks at N375 to a dollar for school fees payment, medical bills and personal travel allowance.

From the main post of this thread.

CoolFreeday:
He should shut his mouth up, dollar is falling because it has been sold to bank to be sold customers requiring it for some specific use.

#Watin to hear from those that prophesied that it will be sold for 600+ to the naira

Who ordered the sales?

adioolayi:
The guy fit use his family do rituals... they should run from him! All these, because of #25M... man!

Good deduction..

Proudlyngwa:
And how is that flooding

That's the PMB, PYO thingy I've been trying to tell you about.

As for how it's flooding,
Aww..'can't help ya with copying and pasting.
You will need to re-read the Original Post.

If you like

emmasege:
I'll only celebrate it when it goes back to #216 where Bubu met it. Bubu or Osinbajo can only make me celebrate their government if it falls below #216 in the parallel market.

In the mean time, here are other tips for Acting President to consider (Attn: Laolu Akande).

1. New mimimum wage should be implemented on or before May 1, in such a way that it reflects the prevailing economic condition in Nigeria. This 'll definitely have a multiplier effect on other sectors of the economy. Artisans and market men/women understand this basic economic principle.

2. The pump price of PMS should be reduced.

3. Nigerians need not be impressed with unrealistic campaign promises. The social welfare scheme (e.g. #5000 for 25million Nigerians & school feeding program etc) should be dropped for now and monies earmarked for this re-directed to points 1 & 2 above.

4. Release all political detainees (Kanu, El Zak Zaky etc) & hold town hall meetings with their followers.

Above all, well-meaning Nigerians should pray that the president remains seconded as Nigeria's High Commisioner to the UK & enjoys his medical leave till 2019, because Bubu has a spirit of affliction, killings, incarceration & poverty operating with him whenever he's in power.

Tweet it to Osibanjo's handle.

Wow, I love healthy looking babies like Seyi's.


































Babies o!

Proudlyngwa:
Osibanjo is not flooding the economy

Sorry, did you read the OP?
That CBN announced a new forex policy on Monday

Economists and speculators were so sure that trading would close at N600/$1 before mid March, 2017.
However, on February 20, 2017, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) tweaked its foreign exchange policy following marching orders from the national economic council headed by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo.

And you still haven't seen this on FP right now?
Here's the link:
https://www.nairaland.com/3649241/how-naira-went-n525-1#54035035


It's about PMB, PYO!!!!